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His new film is so graphic the studio doesn't know how to edit or market it. It is skipping all the film festivals.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brandon? Possessor was lame af. No real thought or originality to it. He is a hack and a poser.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very funny.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his new movie stars both margot robbie and samara weaving, which is funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Olivia Wilde

      Fricking why. A genuinely fantastic cast and then this b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She gets pissed on in the movie if that makes you feel any better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does waterstone get her breasts out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hello, casting department? i'd like to arrange for an ensemble cast in my next f-
      >sir, eric roberts is here to see you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        does this homie not sleep

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >does this homie not sleep
          Allegedly Robert’s appearance fee is somewhere between $40,000-$100,000
          Don’t know if this is just to appear at events, or whether it also applies to movie roles.
          I presume this is per day, give or take, with room and board etc. extra.
          Roberts was supposedly born in 1956, and started in TV in 1974, with his first movie role in 1978 in ‘King of the Gypsies’, so this covers 48 years of roles, so averages out to 14 or 15 roles per year.
          If a bunch of the movie roles were in B-Movies were he may have only showed up for 3 or 4 days or less, or even just a week, he would still have plenty of time off per year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I worked as an extra for about two weeks on Babylon, and based on that experience, I would assume none of those people are the star; it seems like the star is a Mexican guy named Diego Calva. He was in every scene I worked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Were you part of the 30min opening scene orgy?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unless there's more than one orgy scene or weird sex dungeon scene, I was there that day. I had to writhe around on the floor covered in peanut butter, which is apparently supposed to be poop. Is the poop orgy part of the scene you're talking about?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Is the poop orgy part of the scene you're talking about?
            No idea. Just saw the trivia page on IMDB

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That actually might be a completely different scene than the one I was in. We rolled around in fake poop, but we were wearing clothes. If there's actually a graphic orgy, they wouldn't have done a huge, 300+ extra "cattle call" like they had the days I worked.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like fun. Also an interesting addition addition to your CV.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                addition whoops.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not usually. At least not on an acting CV/resume. Background/extra work is useless on an acting CV. The weird sex dungeon shoots were fun. Far less fun were these medieval battle scenes we filmed last July for some scenes that are presumably a movie within the movie. Those days were such a nighthmarish shitshow, that the wardrobe people were shocked that I came back for the sex dungeon a few months later. They even arranged for me to get my SAG eligibility papers, or "vouchers," because they were so surprised I came back.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >bragging about being an extra in mediocre oscar bait

                I thought you were joking about the rolling around thing. Why put yourself through such humiliation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't bragging. I'm perfectly aware extra work is shit, but I worked on Babylon, so my experience was relevant to this thread. I put myself through the humiliation because I don't want to have a real job anymore.

                I know nothing about the industry. Can you make a living from it if you have enough call ups or is it minimum wage and infrequent roles?

                Both. I booked a national Starbucks commercial as a "principal," and a few gigs that paid fairly decently, and was able to live off that for a while, but now I'm back to infrequent gigs and minimum wage extra work. And not counting overtime, it literally is minimum wage work. Commercials is where the money is, though. Where being an extra on a feature film will pay $15/hr, being an extra on a commercial will pay like $600/day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, interesting. Thanks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Being an actor sound like hell unless you’re born to a successful israeli family. good luck anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, as a powerfully unattractive Latino, it's not great. Unfortunately, this is literally the only thing I want to do, and at 37 years old, I don't have any other marketable skills. If I'm lucky, I'll be dead within the next year or two, right before I'm forced to transition from "aspiring actor" to "failed actor."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have you seen or heard how any other people break into success or get good agents? I'm thinking about following a similar route because wow, I literally cannot bring myself to do anything else. But I'm attractive and sporadically charismatic and a natural social chameleon(bpd not narcissism) and I want to give it a go before I decide to kms slowly with drugs or something

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe the next latino pandering wave will be your break

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know nothing about the industry. Can you make a living from it if you have enough call ups or is it minimum wage and infrequent roles?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Trinity of Aussie cuties
      >Brad Pitt
      >Tugboat Maguire
      >Non-CGI Jeff Garlin
      >Eric Roberts
      Did Cinemaphile cast this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You didn’t mention Eric Roberts !

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats actually really funny.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't it have tobey maguire and a bunch of other big names in it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and big budget. But it will likely be a flop. Read the script recently and it's awesome but this doesn't have a wide appeal. It's Hail Ceasar on hardcore drugs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm convinced the only reason people like the script is because it has a bunch of degenerate shit in it for their coom brains
        Outside of that it's a nerds desperate masturbatory appeal for the award shows with picrel being every other scene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >MORE pretentious jazz masturbation from Chazelle
          What the frick is this guy’s problem?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well he got a beating for his previous movies being too white so he has come back reloaded

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He wanted to be a jazz musician, Whiplash was autobiographical. What's funny is apparently he was interested in filmmaking first and calls filmmaking his "first love", you'd think it was the other way around.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          chud gonna chude

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much this. It has nothing of substance and is just wacky for the sake of it.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im totally captivated by the short summary of the film you posted. makes me even more interested in this movie I know absolutely nothing about (prior to reading your interesting post)

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is First Man worth a watch?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's got some good autistic Goose moments, but his wife sucks.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    graphic in what sense?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is why I hate millennials. what the frick does some harverd rich kid know about the 1920s. what does he know about 'debauchery' and 'love stories'. he grew up playing star craft and had rich mommy and daddy. millennials are the worst generation ever because of their posturing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fellini esque debauchery
        oh no, not a bunch of rich people drinking champagne and talking about art!! the debauchery, i cant handle it! *faints*

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Blonde: NC-17
    >Babylon: NC-17
    Is it finally happening bros? Is the ReNC-17ance upon us?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone provide a link for the script? Thanks.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movie sounds indulgent as frick even by chazelle standards

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