>HIS ROLE OF A LIFETIME. >LOST

>HIS ROLE OF A LIFETIME
>LOST

what's going through his mind right now?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't in LOST, you're thinking of Josh Holloway

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should have just gone the Tom Cruise route and been an action movie guy. He has the looks and the acting ability solely for that. Not much more. He threw away his prime years for recognition he's not going to get instead of forming a nice canon of franchise roles and actioners so he's remembered. His most memorable role will be voicing a capeshit racoon. Grim. All due to himself, really.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      His most memorable role for me is the guy in Licorice Pizza

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He could have adapted Mack Bolan and had his own Mission Impossible and be remembered but now he'll be forever oh yeah that guy in the 2010's who was popular for a while..

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying he couldn’t do that still
      cruise and neeson are in their 60s and 70s, respectively. he could easily do the action movie thing if he wanted.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He still missed out on his prime years which is 30s/40s. Cruise builded on his canon while in that age while Neeson is a one-off, not that common for an old chap nowadays. Not like with Charlie Bronson. He should have made the Mack Bolan movie and he'd be an action star remembered and revered. Why do you think Cruise skipped out on prestige shit? He realized it's all nonsense and that making crowdpleasing and memorable blockbusters was far more worthwhile than participating in that insanity.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cruise skipped out on that and started focusing pretty exclusively on the action stuff at a point where he’d already worked with Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola, Ridley Scott, Stanley Kubrick, Oliver Stone, Michael Mann, Paul Thomas Anderson, Brian De Palma, Tony Scott, Neil Jordan, Cameron Crowe, Ron Howard, John Woo, the list goes on. He’s been nominated for big awards himself and can clearly go back to the dramatic route as the ageing statesman Paul Newman type when he wants. The man’s career and filmography has been Insane.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can see him going back to get that Oscar in a few years. Some say he's in Tarantino's final movie. Cruise is something else. There'll never be a big name actor like him in history ever again. He's larger than life in a way no one else has ever been. As for Cooper, if tonight's humiliation doesn't get him to reject this shit and take up action movies so people like him again then he's daft.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Agree completely

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              how is it humiliation when he was nominated in the first place? it's hard to even get nominated. that's a win for coop who has really become a beloved actor. he has been in a ton of classics. a star is born, silver linings playbook, american hustle.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget Wet Hot American Summer 1 and 2

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did Cooper direct Maestro himself? Were no serious directors willing to work with him? Was it ego? Or did he have a genuine artistic vision he wanted to realise?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why did Cooper direct Maestro himself?
            because every single choice he made was from the oscar bait manual from the early 2000s

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >because every single choice he made was from the oscar bait manual from the early 2000s
              It’s called the “Mel Maneuver” based on the making of Braveheart in 1995.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That last shot lingering on his reaction after he got nothing was cruel. He should just drop the pretensions and do action movies like Cruise.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              anyone got a webm of Cooper's reaction?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did a good pillhead who pisses himself in the remake (the superior version) of A Star is Born

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying he couldn’t do that still
      cruise and neeson are in their 60s and 70s, respectively. he could easily do the action movie thing if he wanted.

      >implying he could ever compete with cruise

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah, maestro was a stinky movie

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A hollow point

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dear god, I hate potato pikeys so much. Please create another famine

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should have won the Oscar for Silver Linings Playbook, not Jennifer Lawrence.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn’t do anything special in that. Enjoyable film but he’s pretty one note there

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He just acted like he was on coke, not hard, probably even took some

        Stop worshipping JLaw’s butthole, she’s mediocre at best. Cooper carried Silver Linings from start to finish.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lawrence and to a lesser extent De Niro carried that. Bradley Cooper just acted like himself and was pretty much the same in every single scene.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she’s mediocre
          She’s been great in every flick I’ve seen her in, but that’s also because I want to eat her ass.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re not watching her acting you’re simping for her butthole. The role she won an Oscar for was literally “I’m acting here” and she only won because she was Harvey’s favorite Harvest at the time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just acted like he was on coke, not hard, probably even took some

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you've clearly never done coke but yeah

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it’s time to make The A-Team 2 after all

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    im REIGNING my anger in

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its reining friend, reigning would be like you ruling over a kingdom.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah. they were showing the lines as they were being spoken while running through the writing nominees, and fricked it up.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't in Lost.
    Also the guy that makes you realize Oblivion was right about faces.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His career was cooked when he got an extremely shitty facelift for Nightmare Alley, which was also shitty

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nightmare Alley was terrific, thanks for the reminder

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t sound that terrific if you needed a reminder

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    murder suicide incoming, he already professed his hatred of his daughter because she's not made of gold

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE HAVE TO GO BACK

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His last good role is still the hangover, It’s over.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely a new hairline will revive my caree-ACK

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does nw and those numbers mean

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Narwhal, it’s a creature invented by Reddit. And the numbers are just arbitrary to confuse you.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reddit invented an aquatic mammal with a horn and release it into the sea?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is nothing reddit cannot do

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>HIS ROLE OF A LIFETIME
    Nah. It was just oscar bait. And he knows that

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that people who went theatre school with him said that he was openly gay

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Felt a bit laugh laughing at his transparent seething tbh

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put the nose back on and try again

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spent 6 years on a project that was basically "I'M ACTING!!!!!!" and trying hard to be Oscar bait.
    The biggest hack b***h in the industry right now.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me why we need conductors.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tempo and feel, it also makes it more entertaining if your a pleb

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he was at his best in Limitless

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Honey, my blood pressure medicine... NOW!!"

    Probably that

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    theory will take you only so far

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea of who's this generic white guy.
    He looks like:
    >the guy who did hawaii 5.0 remake
    >the guy who was on Lost, like the first anon said
    >the guy who starred in hundreds of fps games in the 2000s

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he think he was going to win a israelite award after putting on the prosthetic nose?

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He met Sarah Gadon's cousin-in-law at the Oscars once.

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