This? >Mhhm, what the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EIC School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nootka, and I have cut over 300 thumbs, hmm. I am trained in voodoo and I’m the top magician in London. Company or crown, you are nothing to me but just another FRICKING AMERICAN. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Astral realm? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of workers across London and your spirit is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, hmm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I am inside your head, and I can cut out your heart in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my karambit. Not only am I extensively trained in African Rape Magick, but I have access to three coffins full of hmm gunpowder and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Nootka, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have been veeeeeery care-ful now. But you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will throw pidgeonshit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.
Then this >wake up, put on my top hat and trenchcoat >go to kitchen for breakfast, mom is standing there >"anon, you can't keep wearing that to school, where the hell did you even get those clothes" >"mhmm, I've always been like this" >*eats egg whole* >"just go to fricking class, I can't deal with your shit today" >"mhmm, nootka" >hide two extra eggs in my armpits to keep them warm >trip on my trenchcoat walking out the door, fall face first in pigeon shit >"mhmm, have a use for you" >put as much pigeon shit in my pocket as I can >set my walking theme to autoloop on my discman and head to class >bullies catch up to me soon after >"hey homosexual, nice hat" >*unsheathes karambit* >it's made of cardboard >get beat up, they take my karambit and my discman >time to make my escape >reach for my pocket dust, grab from the wrong pocket >blow pigeon shit at the bullies by mistake >frick, there goes my snack >"hmm, mhmmm, be...very careful..n-" >get beat up again >piss myself, it mixes with the African dust in my other pocket >pass out, have dream about fricking my sister >wake up next to a dumpster 6 hours later, my clothes and armpit eggs are missing >still have my top hat >use the top hat to cover my shame and limp menacingly home >"mhmm" >"nootka"
I have a use for you.
Then take it.
FRICKING AMERICANS!
What the hell was his problem
That's a big hat.
Would he die if he took it off?
*walks aggressively*
Meh the show
>Meh the bait
Hmmmm
>egg
>shlopps it
anyone have the pasta of the kid going to school doing the nootka meme?
This?
>Mhhm, what the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EIC School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nootka, and I have cut over 300 thumbs, hmm. I am trained in voodoo and I’m the top magician in London. Company or crown, you are nothing to me but just another FRICKING AMERICAN. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Astral realm? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of workers across London and your spirit is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, hmm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I am inside your head, and I can cut out your heart in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my karambit. Not only am I extensively trained in African Rape Magick, but I have access to three coffins full of hmm gunpowder and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Nootka, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have been veeeeeery care-ful now. But you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will throw pidgeonshit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.
no
Then this
>wake up, put on my top hat and trenchcoat
>go to kitchen for breakfast, mom is standing there
>"anon, you can't keep wearing that to school, where the hell did you even get those clothes"
>"mhmm, I've always been like this"
>*eats egg whole*
>"just go to fricking class, I can't deal with your shit today"
>"mhmm, nootka"
>hide two extra eggs in my armpits to keep them warm
>trip on my trenchcoat walking out the door, fall face first in pigeon shit
>"mhmm, have a use for you"
>put as much pigeon shit in my pocket as I can
>set my walking theme to autoloop on my discman and head to class
>bullies catch up to me soon after
>"hey homosexual, nice hat"
>*unsheathes karambit*
>it's made of cardboard
>get beat up, they take my karambit and my discman
>time to make my escape
>reach for my pocket dust, grab from the wrong pocket
>blow pigeon shit at the bullies by mistake
>frick, there goes my snack
>"hmm, mhmmm, be...very careful..n-"
>get beat up again
>piss myself, it mixes with the African dust in my other pocket
>pass out, have dream about fricking my sister
>wake up next to a dumpster 6 hours later, my clothes and armpit eggs are missing
>still have my top hat
>use the top hat to cover my shame and limp menacingly home
>"mhmm"
>"nootka"
thats the one, thanks
>season 2 never ever
Came here to cry
They're making it as we speak
Mmm
they're not
We ever getting season 2?
Dimmadarn
>hat ends in a pepe
Was it cool in those days to frick your blood sibling or is this show just some satanic bullshit?
Sorely underrated meme, post more times you acted like James Keziah Delaney Cinemaphile
I WANT SEASON TWO
Me too, anon, me too
hmm
an egg
yes
>at least two more years before season two
...mmmhhhmm.....