>Hold on, sir!

>Hold on, sir! Is there anything you'd like to say to my colleagues and I after last week's little incident?
Realistically, how do you respond without getting banned from the kinoplex again?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't want me jerking off in the aisles then put up a sign, Robert!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What sort of white is that on the right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finno-something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Something that tangled with Mongols, maybe Ukrainian?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im sorry for yelling KINO every time i saw a frame of the movie

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I said I want to see the Black movie, Robert. Let me see the Black movie. I want the Black movie, do you understand?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry my man, I thought that thing was a chick

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No offense Robert but “colleague” is a word you use to refer to fellow professionals and you all make minimum wage slinging popcorn. I respect what you do but let’s not over inflate your importance here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wagie wants to gatekeep the world "colleague" to feel better about himself
      Get back to your cagie before the boss man finds you, twerp!
      >inb4 "I'm my own boss"
      Sure you are, pal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wagie cope.
      >i-it’s not a job it’s a p-p-profession
      lmao so sad. They got you morons feeling good about your dead end job by convincing you it’s a “career”.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your first reply went through, samegay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wagie mad that multiple people called him out
          Sorry for dogpiling you, but you’ve earned it LMAO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Robert is clearly the theater manager making a steady $34,100 a year

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Manager perks include unlimited popcorn and private kino viewing session, as well as prima nocte privilege with any of the new employees.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's $34,100 more than the kinoplex jannies make

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In my defense he grabbed me first!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AYE ROB, WHATS THAT FINNISH GIRL'S NAME

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Robert I’d like one for The Society of Magical Black folks my man.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>Hold on, sir! Is there anything you'd like to say to my colleagues and I after last week's little incident?
    Look man, those crabs escaped on their own, and the butter tsunami was caused by poorly maintained equipment

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Robert you were the one who forced me to say the name of the movie

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm deaf Robert, you're going to have to gang sign whatever it is you're trying to say to me.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Robert, I was indeed eating beans. I admit it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Robert I'm sorry but I prefer a bald eagle to a falcon and I have the Migratory Bird Permit.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they made me say it Robert, they didnt know it was a fricking remake man, I HAD to say it ok?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >take your meds schizo

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Aaight, noamsayin, noamsayin? I bought a ticket for this flick for $13.50. That makes me a paying customer, noamsayin? Soon as I get my raisinettes and crab legs goin on, I'm gonna fall under the same jurisdiction as every other patron up on this MAH, so why don't you and that Crispin Glover-looking muhfricka go on cuz you ain't beatin nobody. Peace.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ah you must have met my twin Banon. He's a real jerk. Anyhoo ticket for one please.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No singles policy? The supreme court has ROUNDLY rejected prior requirements.
    >This is not a bill of rights issue
    >I'm staying. I'm watching my kino alone, and staying.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would shit on the floor

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they actually sold crab legs at the theater I would buy them every time.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They came into me Robert, if they didn't want to get molested they shouldn't have given me a free popcorn and soda. *Winks at the guy on the left*

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look Robert, I'm sincerely very sorry I threw a brick at the screen when I saw Warwick Davis on it.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Come on Robert my n- my friend, you know we go way back.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, but only if you leave that twink with me alone in the bathroom for like 30 min

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, Robert. You'll only speak when spoken to.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you Robert! I helped this place survive 2020!

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I may have had a little too much nog at the Kinomas party.
    I didn't mean what I said about Kwanzaa...

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sir, that wasn't me calling you Black folk, coalburners, and cumdumpsters.

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