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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black nerd

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to watch kung fu slop
    >it's all slow as frick
    frick this movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The big lobby fight was the only good part of the sequels. Absolute kino

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        >we will never get anything this unapologetically cool again, taking itself seriously, everything like it now has to be layered in heaps of irony, or interrupted by a meta "wow this is kinda weird lol right viewers" marvel tier joke

        I fricking hate modern cinema take me back I never knew how good I truly had it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Matrix is literally woke and directed by trannies.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            baiting moron but whatever, they trooned out way after the matrix trilogy released, and the movies themselves have no lgbtq shit pandering or whatever

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the matrix coined and popularised the very definition of "woke". look it up, born yesterday, chatbot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the brain creates yourself image
                >everyone looks exactly as they should
                >no troonys

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah which is why I didn't say it wasn't woke, I said it never even mentioned any of the actual wokeshit we're dealing with today, you fricking asiatic, have a nice day homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ, I had forgotten how shit this was.
        Matrix 1 is 10/10, all the sequels are moronic beyond all comprehension.
        Animatrix shits all over the sequels.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking love this scene. And other then the cave rave scene I think Reloaded is kino

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Must be nice to be a double digit IQ monkey

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're on a moving truck on a highway you imbecile. You should probably look up relative velocity

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the laws of physics work in the matrix
        >until they don't because lol we can skirt them
        >THAT'S why their kung-fu is so slow you idiot
        you're a fricking homosexual, it's an action movie where the action is for geriatric homosexuals (like you)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only person that can break physics is neo you fricking moron. The matrix isn't the same as their training programs. Are you too stupid to understand the matrix?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trinity and Morpheus both defy the physics of the matrix in the first movie, are you a moron?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I see now you can’t jump like that and run up walls so you think everybody is weak like you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Giving yourself strong muscles and core is not the same as breaking physics you stupid frick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >jumping hundreds of yards
                >its just muscles bro

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Scrawny pussy jumplet detected.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude what the frick are you talking about? Again look up relative velocity. It's based on the viewer you fricking moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The matrix movies aren't kung fu movies, that was your mistake. They just have kung fu in them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yes I do enjoy fast paced gritty martial kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dredd on steroids

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Strike that. Reverse it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's kung fu hustle.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Up until this point, i still thought this movie was as good as its predecessor. Maybe even better.

    Then the rest of the movie happened.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reloaded was fricking awesome and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the zion orgy was fricking gross.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skipping the Zion scenes improves the film by a considerable margin.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my moronic brain sees this as a virgin v chad image

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Virgin Agent vs the Chad Morpheus

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally from the chateau to the end of the highway chase is kino
    What’s more they fricking built it all
    If this was today it would be 2 people on a blue screen and then 300 pakis making everything
    We were just too slow to catch up to them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reloaded suffered a bit when they did use CGI because CGI in 2003 looked shit. But damn the freeway chase was absolute kino and the freeway was fully built on an abandoned naval base in Alameda, California. As you said, these days it would be 100% CGI.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never knew they built all that. Very cool

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so sick

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dodge this
    Still gives me shivers

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  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with black people and Kung fu?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best fight

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