holy frick this is AWFUL werner is such a hack

holy frick this is AWFUL werner is such a hack

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to type out the lyrics for the cringey song but Cinemaphile thinks it's spam for some reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one at the end? Also Herzog is based. His documentary about the death penalty got me to reverse my opinion about it. Now I think it should be abolished

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your opinion on the death penalty is making me rethink my opinion on Herzog.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ah yes, the ol r*ddit switcheroo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You think a man who beat his wife and kids to death with a metal pole should get to live huh?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The state shouldn't be allowed to kill anyone. Also "An eye for an eye makes the world blind."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >"An eye for an eye makes the world blind."
            no it doesn't

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >"An eye for an eye makes the world blind."
            no it doesn't

            1 guy would be left with 1 eye. Either that or a righteous person could break the chain. This is a cynical saying.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not big on metaphors huh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I just pointed out why the metaphor doesnt work with a metaphor of my own you midwit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ghandi quote is bad
                >incel quote is good
                LOL

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              and in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In other words eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, that saying is a lie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >IF YOU KILL HIM YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE HIM
            I can't believe I'm seeing someone uironically piddling this crap on Cinemaphile

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you kill a murderer, the number of murderers stays the same.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not if you beat them to death with a baby.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and if you kill two it decreases by one moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Can't believe I share a board with statist bootlickers. How many innocent people are executed? How much money does the state make from their subsidized prisons?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >How many innocent people are executed?
                none
                >How much money does the state make from their subsidized prisons?
                nothing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking israelite

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >statist bootlickers
                lolbertarianism is dead ya melvin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not as dead as fascism:)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, give me more whataboutisms, dude. You make me laugh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What about you? Why can't you find a girl to settle down with? Why do you waste your time shilling for your corporate overlords and their israelite handlers?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because I'm gay, now lemme smell that bussy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but no. Even so I don't think the death penalty is a good policy because of how much the state fails in getting the correct person and that research really proves it isn't really a crime deterrent.
          It's simply too half assed in a Democratic setting
          The expenses and lengths people go to make it a "humane" thing not really wildly applicable take off any potential deterrent it could offer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This bear one would have been 11/10 God kino if Herzog included the mauling audio. What a suckhold.

        Your opinion on the death penalty is making me rethink my opinion on Herzog.

        kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah, it should just be enforced differently
        like in Japan, there should be like one appeal max, and then the date for the execution is set in secret, one day you just wake up and you'll be told it's today.
        And the family should pay for the bullet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good. I hope you'll never ever write another post here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cringey song
      Gay,
      That song is based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        About as based as the Inuit throat whistling guy.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How bad could the audio of his death have really been? Will we really never hear it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I heard the audio of that one Russian girl who got eaten by a bear on a phone call and that was pretty fricking bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I heard of that. Is it on YouTube or somwhere else?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >How bad could the audio of his death have really been?
        Listening to someone die is a pretty terrible experience anon.

        Right but I mean relatively speaking. Does it still exist? Can we not hear it? I don't care but I like Herzog in general. Maybe if any money is made he could donate it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Does it still exist? Can we not hear it?
          Allegedly. Werner told treadwell's mom to destroy it but who knows if she did. But it's highly unlikely it will ever leak, unless someone steals the tape and uploads it to the internet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She gave it some law firm allegedly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Link?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet those israelite lawyers she gave the audio to have listened to it countless times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How bad could the audio of his death have really been?
      Listening to someone die is a pretty terrible experience anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I heard the audio of that one Russian girl who got eaten by a bear on a phone call and that was pretty fricking bad.

      Link?

      you morons want to experience some obscure death scene like that, and you don't realize most normies don't even understand even more basic deaths.
      e.g. Hollywood always has the delusion old people die on their deathbed peacefully; that's absolutely moronic; they get a shot of adrenaline from their brain as a last hurrah for their last seconds until they die and it's horrifying to them.
      if you don't believe me ask any doctor or nurse who sees actual deaths on a daily basis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How bad could the audio of his death have really been?
      I could not bear it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    op is a homosexual yet again

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is interesting in the doc when it is revealed that Tim was voted most likely to be turned into bear shit in his high school yearbook. He should have seen it coming really.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was a great unintentional comedy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unintentional
      Herzog knew what he was doing.

      >the bush pilot who kept going on about how fricking stupid the guy was
      This movie was a reality check for the "nature lover" types

      That guy "had no chill". He said what we were all thinking, but he said it in a documentary god knows how many people will watch.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the bush pilot who kept going on about how fricking stupid the guy was
    This movie was a reality check for the "nature lover" types

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i think the bears thought he was moronic

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it sunday and it was great. Herzog is a god.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Treadwell was based. I wish more humans would get eaten by bears

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i gotta say he lasted way longer than he had any right to
      everyone blames him for the gf's death but in the end she's an adult and it was her moronic decision to go with him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one mentioned in the movie that the bears felt threatened. They sensed no fear in this guy and he walked right up to them, unheard of in the bear world as anything else runs away. They sensed something wasn't right but couldn't put their paw on it so they didnt chance it. Then one day of course some bear who did not give a frick whether it lived or died was like frick this guy and ate him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They explicitly mention in the film that none of the regular bears Treadwell interacted with were the ones that ate him, and the very likely culprit was one from the remote regions of the park that went into that area because of fish scarcity or something

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Okay? Doesn't sound like related to what I said at all. One guy said the bears took pity on him. Obviously not. They knew Treadwell wasn't scared but they didn't know why and were wary. They didn't know he was just some insane moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The bush pilot said this. He said the bears probably didn't eat him because they thought he was diseased or moronic.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what you're talking about, film is masterpiece.
    It takes one of those things you read in the internet about some idiot doing some stupid thing like
    >darwin awards for surfer dumbass who thought he could speak to bears
    And takes you through a big journey exploring and humanizing the guy, making you understand, even if obviously not agree, with what led him there. All the while with the always frequent theme in Herzog's work of nature being perilous, unpredictable and completely destructive not matter how much man studies and technologically advances
    It's the epitome of SOVL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no it isn't, it's fricking boring as shit and you don't really learn anything about treadwell that isn't spoonfed to you in the first ten minutes
      and that's what this entire movie is, getting spoonfed by herzog who decides to tell you how to feel about everything shown on camera without being able to make any decision
      also that scene with him telling that woman to delete the audio
      >no one must ever hear this!!!
      what a fricking drama queen this kraut fricker is, literally playing it up for the camera
      what a complete fricking b***h, i was indifferent about him before seeing this movie, but now i can say without a doubt that he is a moronic homosexual that should stay in germany
      i've seen better 10 minute youtube """documentaries""" than this piece of shit
      also he doesn't humanize anyone, nor did treadwell think he could "speak" to bears
      >perilous, unpredictable and completely destructive not matter how much man studies and technologically advances
      yeah which is his own homosexual philosophy that he inserts while covering the actions of a man that is clearly unintelligent and off his rocker, wow, this taught me such a valuable lesson, i'm afraid to go to the park now, thank you german man, i thought i could talk to friends with bears before but now i know better, your wise words got through to me
      you're a midwit Black person and you can take herzog and blow him out your ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not the guy you're arguing with but it had great stock wildlife footage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but it had great stock wildlife footage
          Sure did

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so? it's not like werner took those shots. if anyone really wanted to "honor" treadwell or do a proper documentary then we should've gotten a documentary without any narration that just takes us through his recordings chronologically and has the balls to end with his death
          that would have been a documentary, not this dr phil tier brainlet shit like "nature is dangerous mmmkay"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're not wrong at all but that doesn't mean it wasn't kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no it isn't, it's fricking boring as shit
        >i've seen better 10 minute youtube """documentaries""" than this piece of shit
        I'm sorry zoom zoom. It isn't a Fortnite documentary that you love so much and requires an attention spam greater than 10min
        You should stick to watching let's plays or Black person's music videos

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but it's boring because herzog is a terrible director
          as i said

          so? it's not like werner took those shots. if anyone really wanted to "honor" treadwell or do a proper documentary then we should've gotten a documentary without any narration that just takes us through his recordings chronologically and has the balls to end with his death
          that would have been a documentary, not this dr phil tier brainlet shit like "nature is dangerous mmmkay"

          i would much rather watch the uncut footage or at least get a rougher cut with a lot more hours and without nefarious editing to teach me some life lessons
          what herzog made is exactly what you'd find in a 10 minute youtube documentary, and if you think otherwise you are unironically a moron
          for this to be classified among the greatest documentaries of all time is a joke and it shows how biased people are, just because herzog made good movies decades ago doesn't mean this was noteworthy
          you want to talk about "humanizing" a person then you can look at something like the jinx, not this trash

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            how dare you, bad lieutenant was kino

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No you think it's boring because you have a tiny brain with a small attention spam

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >no arguments
              >it's boring because you're stupid
              yeah dude this movie made for mass consumption that has a narrator telling you exactly what it is at the start and never once switches anything up nor tries to work on a deeper level was just too much for me, i wish i were as smart as you to understand homemade footage poorly put together by a german man with an agenda
              how could i possibly not enjoy sitting there for 2h while herzog takes a shit in my mouth and tells me what to think, that's real ENGAGING AVANT-GARDE work
              nature is chaotic and evil mmmkay? i'm werner herzog and i'm really smart and deep

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no arguments
                >entire argument is "it's boring"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no it wasn't but i guess for a moronic subhuman like you you need to be spoonfed on the level of this documentary to be able to understand what you're being told
                sorry for thinking you operated at an iq above 80 sport, you can go back to find the next thing that tells you what to think in simple terms

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >complains about others calling him stupid
                >spends a whole paragraph seething and calling others stupid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you are stupid because you enjoy media made for stupid people
                this documentary isn't deep or provocative, it's lazy trash hastily put together to promote an agenda

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it's a great documentary that filtered your minuscule brain

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >really basic narration and footage that serves as a warning that nature is not be trifled it
                >>Nah, it's a great documentary that filtered your minuscule brain
                lol seems i hit really close to the mark with my assessment of you. go watch religulous it's another """documentary""" made for the level of dumbfrick lowiq shitheels like you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if i strawman the entirely documentary because of my low iq understanding certainly it will become truel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                tell me where the strawman is frickface

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In your entire post

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I read this in your voice mr. herzog, and let me just say I am a moderate fan of your work.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This stuffed squirrel, named Willie, was his only friend.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind him not including the audio because that's probably the greatest invasion of privacy you could commit against another human being, but I wish he'd at least burned the tapes on screen or something. Even though there's another copy in the hands of the police it would have at least provided some degree of finality to the film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hearing how he died is an invasion of privacy
      >but sharing moronic things he recorded on camera for himself and painting him as a clown for all eternity isn't
      yeah i don't know dude, if ever die a gruesome death and there's an audio and you can release that or my internet search history, please go with the former

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no u

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah grizzly man guy obviously was addicted to meth at some point before he got all "spiritual" and "into bears" or whatever. You can tell just by his entire demeanor. No wonder he fricked up and got mauled

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stopped watching cus the guy was such a massive homosexual, im glad he got eated

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do you think his parents enjoyed watching this?
    they didn't seem broken up about his death at all

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bears are mostly peaceful and tolerant. The bear that ate timmy was bullied and had his fish stolen during the season by young healthier bucks

    Treadwell was dumb as frick by staying so late in the season because the food was gone and that old rogue was desperate to fatten up before the snow. He also camped directly on the bear trail and made himself a convenient meal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      you morons want to experience some obscure death scene like that, and you don't realize most normies don't even understand even more basic deaths.
      e.g. Hollywood always has the delusion old people die on their deathbed peacefully; that's absolutely moronic; they get a shot of adrenaline from their brain as a last hurrah for their last seconds until they die and it's horrifying to them.
      if you don't believe me ask any doctor or nurse who sees actual deaths on a daily basis.

      back to work, wagienurse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i posted:

        [...]
        yeah maybe boomer athiests terrified to die. Get your next booster to save grandma!

        gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never wanted to work in a hospital because I hate doctors and sick people, but social media really showed how nurses are some of the biggest bawds around and now I regret not studying medicine

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yeah maybe boomer athiests terrified to die. Get your next booster to save grandma!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOO I CAN'T INCLUDE THE AUDIO BECAUSE... I JUST DON'T WANT TO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it would go too far
      wener herzog is a family-friendly filmmaker, please understand

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh great it's /tvpol/ time again

    frick you homosexuals i just wanna talk about movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's your favorite Herzog movie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bad lieutenant: port of call: new orleans: part 2: dwarf fortress

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine dying to some homosexual bear. All you would need to do is start yanking its eyes out if it attacked you. People are so fricking stupid and weak its incredible.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BEEEEEEEELLLLLLCCHH

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