HOLY FRICKING SHIT

Alan Moore and troons of Cinemaphile blown the frick out. It's over

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they were both right

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The holocaust was situational ethics

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy fantasy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked, but it happened. Be glad that it did.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is a permanently poisoned foundation myth to justify the creation of Israel and the eternal guilt of white people.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What happened to all of that 109 countries shit? I thought you homosexuals were all about “TJD” and shit. Now you insist that your greatest achievement is a lie? Make up your mind, moron.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              TKD is a moral imperative

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Moore seething eternally by making his antagonistic point of view towards right-wingers a cool character loved by everyone who read his bad Charlton Comics fanfic.
    Don't even mention the Comedian.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if Veidt is vegetarian and Kovacs is a meatcuck? Veidt, even after slaughtering NYC, would have less blood on his hands than your average meatcuck.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rorsach ate anything, but mostly cold, canned food, because he was practical and also because he was homeless.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm having another steak for dinner just to piss off vegan homosexuals.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is like a cannibal continuing to eat humans to spite people with morals. You just end up looking like a moron without morals.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Cheating vegan

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ???

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are a lying gayBlack person who only takes up these positions in arguments to “own the chuds.” There is not a single ounce of honesty within your mind.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about you schizo? Who do you think you're talking to?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You wouldn’t know what veganism is if it raped your mother in front of you. Frick off, faker. Go get an incantation from that tainted twat Alan Poore for all we care.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm genuinely confused about this conversation. Did you take your meds? Are you well?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >incessant questions like a Redditor
                You will never be a woman.

                Do you enjoy beefy farts as a substitute and sniff them up in elevators to satiate your cravings?

                I’m going to enjoy 102 years of kicking ass, thank you very much. Oh and I quit beef even when I still ate animals because chickens are superior. I’m not a moral vegan, just one concerned with health. Try getting real with what you put in your body for once.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go leave you fricking nutcase.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to Roddit, where people are allowed to be poseurs and not get called out on it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Poseurs? What the frick are you talking about you mentally ill loser? I'm vegan. I don't eat animal products. You concocted some moronic story in your subhuman low IQ brain that doesn't make sense to anyone but you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you enjoy beefy farts as a substitute and sniff them up in elevators to satiate your cravings?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said vegetarian once and you spun it into a seethefest over vegans
                Take note, aspiring comic makers if you want to create decades of seethe you should make your moral greek tragedy monologuers insult meatcucks once lololololol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must have the wrong guy. I’m the actual vegan here, and I enjoyed my jackfruit TexMex and rye toast dinner just 30 minutes ago without the need to chug Parkinson’s liquid (cow milk) or to fry a dead kid on a pan (egg). You can kindly join the rest of the carnies in the Shit Pit, rapist murderer, and you can also cope and seethe knowing that Rorschach was always right.
                #beanjuiceforever

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Suck it vegan homosexual.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it's not because anon's not a cow, unless he has a very large keyboard designed for use with hooves

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          unironically,
          if you love cows so much why dont you marry one

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because I'm already married to justice.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trolley problem

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasnt most of Alan moores seething less about rorshach himself and more the fact every person he met who talked about how big a fan they were was a creep?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. HE EATS BEANS, HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY LIKE HIM. HE EATS BEANS, HE EATS BEEEEANS

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do anti-Moore troons always strawman him to hell and pretend he didn’t intentionally make Rorshach to be likeable? You homosexuals are unable to think of characters being something outside of “represents thing good” and “represents thing bad”. Rorschach is supposed to be both a sympathetic AND morally challenging character. Moore was seething about people saying that Rorschach was literally them, not liking the character.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      An anti-Moore troon would hate Watchmen entirely not be a Rorschach fan
      Heh, nice try tho. You and Moore are the troons!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anti-Moore troons
      all comic books are for trannies homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      These people are moronic and think that Moore making Rorschach out to be the most potent and heroic POV character was somehow an accident.
      Like he just accidentally wrote Rorschach as the only hero that wasn't either useless.
      The point was always the contrast. Rorschach was a delusional right wing thug that judged everything strictly according to his deranged morals. But he was also genuinely heroic and wanted to do what he thought was best for the world with his own hands, no matter the cost.

      But no, because Moore was a socialist or whatever, that means it was completely accidental.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        *either useless or just absent

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leftist commie larpers think its morally okay to kill millions of innocent people if its for muh greater good and stability
    >Tell them that the war in Iraq is good because it strengthens their home country and they call you ontologically evil and unempathetic

    Leftists talk shit but they don't have the conviction to carry any of their beliefs out all the way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not surprised in the least.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about the US getting stronger is for the greater good of the world?

      This is why I think Ozymandias would have had a stronger moral standing if he had intentionally killed himself in that same blast. It would have cemented how strong of a conviction he had that this was the only path forward and that he knew that he had no right to sacrifice these people for a world they would never see so at least he was willing to put himself in the same position as them.

      He'd have to be a different character entirely for that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Something being for the greater good of your own family and people doesn't count, greater good only means for the world only!

        Nice cope, but by your own logic now killing any amount of humans is a moral good because the existence of humans doesn't work well for the greater good of the earths species which greatly out number humans. So the US is doing a net good by killing arabs.

        Here's another hypothetical for you anon, poverty within western nations is for the greater good because only a small percentage of people starve while the greater masses live well off within a capitalistic system. Now go ahead and tell me how angry this makes you and how unempathetic I am to the poor.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont read the words, i just like when he punches people, how do you make his costume stick so close to his muscles?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how do you make his costume stick so close to his muscles
      Never made sense as a question for a comic.
      It's like asking how do you make his skin blue

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >innocent
    >people
    Some never mature past 14, sad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      oooooh lok at mommy's little edgy boy! you are a person so you cant be innocent. I guess you wont mind when I glass you at the bar this weekend for no reason, because after all you deserve it because you are human right?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When people make arguments like this are they okay if they happen to be one of those one million?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I think Ozymandias would have had a stronger moral standing if he had intentionally killed himself in that same blast. It would have cemented how strong of a conviction he had that this was the only path forward and that he knew that he had no right to sacrifice these people for a world they would never see so at least he was willing to put himself in the same position as them.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone like that would have the arrogance to believe the world could not continue without him.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ozymandias would have had a stronger moral standing if he had intentionally killed himself
        I disagree. If he killed himself I'd think "he's running away from the shame! He can't face the music!"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe a couple of years later. But when he did it he felt that he was absolutely correct in doing so. It doesn't matter how other people in-universe would have interpreted his suicide. The question is what we, as the readers, would have thought of him. And if he had killed himself in that situation with the conviction that it was the right thing to do, it would have demonstrated that he was just as morally grounded as Rorschach, just with different beliefs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but that'd require Oz not to be the epitome of arrogance and ego.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't glass a million people because... because you just can't, ok?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This makes Alan Moore piss and shit his pants in terror and disgust

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, I get it now. They think every story has a good guy. They really are illiterate.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH BASED MORALISM, HEY YOU KNOW WHAT? LETS KILL THAT homosexual REDDITOR WHO WRITE THAT BIT AND TAKE HIS ORGANS, BLOOD AND BONEMATTER TO SAVE 5 PEOPLE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely good idea anon, impressive, very nice

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what undermine moore's message is his cynicism. let's review the end of watchmen in detail
    >Owlboy and Silk are fricking after Ozy has ""won"
    >Dr. Manhattan killed Rorschach because he was cucked and gave up on humanity
    >Ozzy's plan is made to look like saturday morning crap, like Gi Joe's Cobra
    Rorschach appears to be right, because he is right. Moore ends up disproving his point by being a smartass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redditschach wasn’t right just because the others were wrong. You can just as easily say, “Ozy was right because Rorschach got killed like a moron and amounted to changing nothing”. None of them were right. The only character you get the sense that Moore thinks has a reasonable reaction to the events is Blue Autism Man who just wants nothing to do with it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't want anything, because of pussy. He left because Silk didn't want to frick him, Moore wrote the same plot in miracleman and swamp thing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Night Owl and Silk being extremely self-centered was intentional.
      He wasn't Batman. He was just a dude.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ultimately I think the importance of Moore's own work escapes him.
    He wrote watchmen as the greatest psyop in human history. I doubt he realized it but what he was writing about was the Holocaust.
    His other works also chart the decline of western civilization (LOEG) and how sexual freedom inevitably leads to degeneracy and madness (Providence).

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moore and Watchmengays were BTFO even before Watchmen was released.

    Squadron Supreme was always the superior moral examination of capeshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not that good, comic book nerd
      they didn't even use the same artist throughout

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le art in watchmen is so deep because it's symmetrical

        get out of here with your bs, it's still capeshit, and it doesn't contribute to the story told.

        next you're gonna tell us the black freighter is a good allegory

        What makes SS much better than Watchmen is that Gruenwald didn't pretend he wrote Hamlet

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    'Truth' isn't even a relevant axion when discussing utilitarianism vs moral relativism vs moral absolutism. This guy doesn't even understand the words he's using to soapbox with.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      stfu you fricking nerd

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if superheroes were… le bad?
    Watchmen was always moronic and Moore is a commie homosexual.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only meta superhero story that managed to work perfectly as both a commentary on the genre/artform AND as a self contained superhero story that you could have fun reading from issue to issue. Everyone else should just stick to making straight superhero stories. Even Moore’s straight capeshit is better than his subversionshit.

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