why does Cinemaphile continue to lie about good shows? does Cinemaphile only want capeshit?
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why does Cinemaphile continue to lie about good shows? does Cinemaphile only want capeshit?
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Main character cannot die on their own show = shit show
You've never seen lassie?
Stakes and tension are not predicated on the potential for death
It's just a story, stop being such a homosexual about things and learn to enjoy things for how they are
It's a Star Wars show, not Citizen Kane, it doesn't need to be perfect to be enjoyable
Dumbass
Written and directed by the original Bourne screenplay guy, Tony Gilroy. Of course it was gonna be kino, but the "Star Wars" logo tends to scare off the tourists
yeah this is star wars in name only, it's a sci fi political thriller with a revolution and heist subplot. bonus point for no jedi nonsense.
so star wars minus the fun part
idk mate, jedis don't do it for me anymore; i straight up skip action scenes in most stuff nowadays.
I remember watching action scenes as a kid and now they do literally nothing for me.
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>the "Star Wars" logo tends to scare off the tourists
It is indeed Star Wars in logo only, well said shill. It's just a generic scifi bland show with ugly designs all around.
Dude.... It's star wars... That's literally capeshit....
point to the superhero, dumb c**t
Are you fricking stupid? I'm saying Star Wars in general is capeshit. It's like having a superman spin off starring Jimmy Olsen and claiming it's not capeshit. True in theory but it's still a "capeshit" property.
And just to clarify I have nothing against super hero franchises (such as star wars) a priori but it's idiotic to not consider star wars capeshit
>true in theory
not just a dumb c**t but an autistic one at that
Sure, now go back to serious, adult, not capeshit (at all) franchises like Star Wars....
goyslop
>pol still trying to get yet another failed meme-word going
...at least you tried, Milo.
>totally not seething about new meme
goyslop is already widely used on normie platforms, Nathan
meanwhile leftoid pushed chud and it only serves at singling them out
just realized that the rifle doesn't have a rear sight
how the frick are you supposed to aim with that?
>instantly assumes the issue is with the black guy and not the unbelievably lazy fricking ak47 prop gun
/misc/ has buck broken your mind
frick off shill
disneyshit is just as infantile as capeshit (when they're not actually the same thing)
The Rebels bore me. The political/spy stuff is colorful and interesting. But the internal ISB stuff is downright engrossing.
BTW, does Blue Leader have a relative working for the Empire...? Ben Daniels' name doesn't appear in the credits, but it sure as hell looks like him.
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What currently airing show isn't goyslop?
I don't want to give them too much attention but the 2 or 3 dorks in these threads trying to convince themselves that they like this fascinates me. They've been at it for days now posting uninteresting things that are "amazing". Fun to watch them scurry.
Goysloppers gonna slop
What can be done for such pathetic creatures?
All Star Wars fans deserve death.
Agreed
I LOOOOVE Star Wars
right?
I just love to mindlessly consume whatever is made by giant corporations
even when the product is mediocre, like Andor, I think it is kino since I am habituated and conditioned by years of complete shit, but since I stopped critical thinking and just consume like an unthinking domesticated cattle, life is great, thank you Disney corporation, and the government of China, for making more Star Wars for me to consume.
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
You can have your Disney slop all to yourself, kids.
They've blown it with all the others and they're going to do the same with this. So you should consider ending the shilling before you end up looking moronic you did with Obi Wan.
>hurr muh kino muh kino
Is Andir the new DUNC?
OP has been trying this angle a lot lately, must be a new shill script. Not watching your slop.
What the frick is Andor?
A dark live action reboot of Ewoks the Animated Series
some guy from rogue one
I thought they all died?
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Star Wars fans are such horribly bitter, twisted, hate-filled husks of human beings. By FAR the worst fandom on earth.
If you ever meet a Star Wars fan, murder them. Believe me, you'll be doing them a favour.
I've never met a Stat Wars fan in real life and I'm confused why it's so popular on the internet.
star wars losers never leave home. also they all are fat and ugly.
If you haven't seen fans wearing star wars t shirts you've never been outside in public or you have no awareness
you haven't been around many fandoms
kino indeed
yeah i was wondering about this. what's the deal with the brutalist architecture? disgusting
there's no difference between capeshit and star wars
Star Wars fans actually think this is science fiction and not generic fantasy with a coat of space paint
It's not even fantasy. It's current year shit
capeshit homosexuals are way smarter than star wars goys
get some taste shill
Sex
Sex is canon now?
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>protagonist doesn't use a lightsaber
no interest in seeing it, simple as.
>complains about capeshit
>goes on to recommend starshit
Amazing. We really, REALLY need a /manbaby/ board for all of this trash. Capeshit, Starwars, Startrek, Avatar, etc. should all be relegated to a different board.
we should have a "rewatching Band of Brothers and The Sopranos with my Great Grandfather while you talk about the good ol' days" board, for you.
I've never watched either of those shows. I have no idea what you're getting at.
Go be a manbaby on some other board. I can't stand these CG shitfests gear towards 14 year olds being spammed 24/7 by underage morons.
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That actually sounds perfect. I sincerely hope they make one.
this is the post of a marvelBlack person upset that we're not discussing failed MCU project #23
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I hate all capetrash and startrash equally. It's all stupid shit geared towards tw*tter bugmen and underage tards. No idea why it isn't relentlessly and endlessly mocked on this board. I've seen people actually discussing a superhero movie on Cinemaphile like they've actually sat down and watched it. Fricking embarrassing. I saw a clip on youtube of some guy with a big plastic hammer and a cheap styrofoam armor suit flying around some CG airport or something and that was enough capeshit for me. I can't believe anyone takes this stuff seriously or wastes their time watching it.
>a all that shit because he's TOTALLY not mad i called him out on being a marvelBlack person
lol, lmao even
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You are
She is pretty
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>Andir
I thought his name was Andor, why the weird title?
already premiere?
Honestly really good for a Goy-Wars TV show. Slow buildup, humor kept to a minimum, worldbuilding, no fan-service cameos, no child actors, no puppy eyed Glup Shitto toy bait. Enjoying this mature take on the franchise. 8/10 so far.