Holy ....fricking shit. I do no have words to express just how epic and sweeping this movie was....

Holy ....fricking shit. I do no have words to express just how epic and sweeping this movie was.... This reminds me of Star Wars in that the music is it's secret sauce. Hearing this and seeing this in theaters must have been something else. I'm obsessed just after seeing it in my dinky home theater.
And god damn the acting... Pattinson, Ferral and the guy who play Gordon where freaking stellar...Suck it Dark Knight this is my Batman...I am so watching this again..the soundtrack is so...ominous.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My beenus weenus of course haha 😀

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Greg Fraser carried the entire movie on his back

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is easily my go to movie when I"m depressed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Completely agreed. I was floored by Pattinson. He ties with Keaton as my favorite Batman. He was just like a creature, he walked up, people mocked him, and he tanked bullets and kicked ass, just like Batman does.
      He moved like Batman too. I haven't seen such physicality with Batman since Keaton.

      Yeah it's really comfy

      i really hope you’re a shill because if you’re not then you’re a moron lmao

      Like morons here have better opinions

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You're not my dad Alfred

    Did a 360 from my monitor and never returned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't a 360 put you right back to facing what you were facing before?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes and it does.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i really hope you’re a shill because if you’re not then you’re a moron lmao

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cried when the gang of white chuds tried to force an innocent black POC to knockout an asian person. That's totally how it would happen in real life. So powerful.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I also loved how Batman was treated by the other cops... Gordon was his only 'in' and he had to be escorted onto crime scenes... I swear this fricking movie really stayed with me

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please refresh my memory... in the heyday of Westerns, did hollywood continue to produce heaps of uninspired flops and dying gasps before ultimately succumbing to irrelevancy and burying the Western as a dead genre? Just want to know what's in store for capeshit if history is any guide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >flop
      >750mil gross
      >my sides

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kid, superheroes have been popular on the big screen for decades, the 1st Superman & Batman movies in the 70's & 80's were the most popular films of the year. This ain't a fad and nobody will EVER care about your lil asiatic cartoons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What actually happened was that when Hollywood had reached peak cookie cutter assembly line methodology, indie and foreign films became increasingly popular, eventually cutting into their profits. They adapted by copying those movies, often hiring those filmmakers. They started incorporating new film styles like noir, as well as making stories that were less safe and predictable. It worked, and Hollywood got a second wind.

      This cannot happen now for two reasons. First of all, the woke mandate often supersedes profit, either because of ESG money or because the people running things believe their own bullshit and think that they have a moral obligation to make woke shit. The second is that Hollywood is too filled with aging boomers with massive egos who refuse to ever do anything differently. Even though they'll hire people like Nolan and Raimi, they don't give them any creative freedom, so those films end up just being the same old shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Even though they'll hire people like Nolan and Raimi, they don't give them any creative freedom, so those films end up just being the same old shit.
        Bullshit. No one's gonna say no to Christopher Nolan. Sam Raimi perhaps.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean...he's no Keaton, but this dude beats the hell out of Bale, Bat-fleck, and Kilmer

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This Batman should be locked up in Arkham Asylum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brah...the music when he comes out of the flames and and the penguin is staring in horror.....chefs fricking kiss

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Pattinson's Batman was the most intimidating to be honest. The horror movie stings, the walking, the movement, it was like some sort of animal.
        I know everyone thought Batfleck was scary, but that crawling on the ceiling shit was goofy, and he was too big to take seriously.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol. He looks like a boy in a costume in the long shots.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I disagree. He was completely believable as a Bat-Man and a young Bruce Wayne. Only Keaton and Pattinson have made me feel like no one would be able to guess Batman's identity.
            Everyone else was clearly Bruce Wayne in a mask, especially Affleck and Clooney.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The performance was good, I’m mostly faulting Reeves for blocking his shots to make the bat seem so small in a room full of cops

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we've received a mysterious flash drive from a murderer
    >no idea what's on it or what it will do
    >let's not take any precautions
    >let's plug it into a networked laptop, like the proper DETECTIVES we are, so that it can automatically send a bunch of malicious emails if it needs to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I assume it was Gordon's work laptop, so he might've had protective measures installed into it which was why he was so surprised it hacked into it, but idk.
      That shit doesn't matter much. It's like saying, "Why didn't Bale use the sonar tech computer after getting Lao to find The Joker?"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Why didn't Bale use the sonar tech computer after getting Lao to find The Joker?"
        He didn't have mass surveillance version until the end of the movie?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't have it until the end of the movie
          But he made it himself...it's not like Lucius made it and gave it to him
          Why didn't he just make it after getting Lao, and use it to end Joker's reign of terror?
          Fox even acknowledges that Bruce took it from him and made it into something else, so he could've done it at any time in the film, but chose to only do it at the end

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It bothers me more because other movies like Skyfall have already demonstrated why it's a bad idea to allow captured computer hardware from the villain to be networked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What exactly happened in Skyfall?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They capture the bad guy and plug his laptop into the MI6 HQ computers where it takes over the systems with a virus & crashes everything

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if The Batman... was gay?
    >SOMETHING IN MY ASSSSSS..... MMMMMMMMMHHHHMMMMMMMM

    >Alfred... I'm gay... and also moronic

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is a bait post, but I did enjoy the movie. Much better than most capeshit.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    needed more Riddler

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok I'll finally watch the fricking movie jesus christ guys

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah well I tought it was the most boring piece of shit ive seen in a while

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should I pay 5.99 to watch this on amazon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      come over to my house we0ll watch for free

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fear is a tool. They think I’m hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows.
    >*DUN-DUNDUN-DUUU-DUN-DUNDUN-DUUU-DUN*
    >This city is eating itself...
    >SOMETHING IN THE WAY YEAH MMM
    >Maybe it's beyond saving, but I have to try. PUSH MYSELF.
    >SOMETHING IN THE WAY
    >MMMMMMMM
    >underneath the bridge.....
    >tarp has sprung a leak.....

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit movie. Worst soundtrack I've heard in my life. Those annoying fricking high pitched strings. Can never trust the talent to carry a scene and has to have shitty music nonstop. Penguin was great though.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was a decent film. it has major third act issues and confused thematics, but the atmosphere was memorable and there were some great performances. loved the hardboiled noir angle.
    batman begins is still better tho all things considered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The thematic structure of the movie was waaay more solid than the one in Begins tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        baleman begins is way clearer in terms of what it's trying to say. and the plot is clean and lean. patman is bloated and loses clarity toward the end.

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