it is, i didnt claim otherwise
but we aren't having children and the state keeps importing africans and arabs
Brazilification is real and its happening
This looks objectively fricking terrible LMAO I love it how Hollywood is just intent on casting the most talentless cookie cutter actors possible, for film and tv that relies on something already established in the popular canon. Just fricking terrible.
I never read the book or watched the play. Cause I'm not a nerd. I just watched the original movie. Are they trying to say that the Wizard was a dick and the witch dindu nuffin?
>Are they trying to say that the Wizard was a dick and the witch dindu nuffin?
That is literally what the musical is about. >the witch is green because the Wizard roofied her mother with magic green potions and now everyone is RAYSIS >she was saving the tinman and the scarecrow but her magic went wrong and that's why they're the tinman and the scarecrow >also she saved the lion when he was young and that's why he never learned how to fight >her flying monkey army is actually because animals are oppressed so she harbors them >the wizard tries to exploit her for political reasons but she turns him down >her and the good witch are actually super close high-school best friends, and she fakes her own death in the end and elopes with the scarecrow
No, it's actually pretty mature. The Wizard is a Machiavellian type who thinks that society needs a scapegoat for people to rally around, and Elphaba (the witch) even admits she's right at the end when she does the Dark Knight martyr thing.
its an alternate version of the story, not a prequel to the wizard of oz movie. Also the book of Wicked and the play are pretty different from one another, the book is much edgier and doesn't have a happy ending.
I think the last time that a Broadway to Hollywood adaptation was actually superior was Chicago in 2002. That's also the last time a musical won the best picture oscar.
They really have been doing a shit job lately though. Dear Evan Hansen, The Prom, Cats, In the Heights, West Side Story, and Les Miserables were all very disappointing to me, and I'm someone who loves musicals.
Watch Ariana Grande’s music videos from 2013~ or so from her Yours Truly album cycle. I swear to you, it’s like watching a dead artist. She bogged her face so fricking subtly for so long that she is quite literally completely different looking. Put them side by side and I can guarantee to you you could convince some people that it isn’t the same human being they’re looking at.
>characters who are all just so happened to be white take note of the different skin color of the character who just so happened to be played by a black actress
You know what I really started to despise about this stuff? That they are such disingenuous homosexuals about it in the most obnoxious way possible. You know why they made that casting choice and why scenes like that exist and they know it, but if anyone were to point that out they'd be like >Whaaat? Nooo waay... it's obviously because she is green!
She was born to normal human color parents though. It’s implied she’s green because her mother was date raped by a traveling salesman who offered her a green elixir which was presumed to be a love potion.
Why is even fricking wicked of all movies doing the hide the fact that it's a musical in the marketing strategy? It's fricking wicked. Everyone already knows it's a musical
>Heaven knows we know what goodness is >O heaven knows wicked people aren't good. >From head to toe, she was just wicked people >Head to toe... >She wasn't good, to know what goodness is...
>Take me away to that special place (that blowjob place) >Where people like us can all live free (Free to give blowjobs) >Take me away and let's live together >That's the place/blowjobs for you (blowjobs) and me...
>click on the trailer expecting a remake of Wizard of Oz >Wicked
I don't know exactly why, but that is even more dissapointing to me. That was one of the few modern Wizard of Oz stories I like.
Every single screenshot of this film looks off. Like it's fricking satanic or something. Mutt mongrel Ariana trying to pass as a blonde woman too is just incredibly uncanny. Awful horribly not very good at all.
I'm genuinely confused what you guys are all complaining about. Like it's such an uneventful trailer that you can't really tell anything about the movie. Like it didn't even contain any singing in it. Ariana Grande has done a great job of playing Glinda-esque characters before and should provide good vocals, and they nailed the hair/makeup/costuming on Elphaba. My only concern is if they try to make the wicked songs sound like ariana grande songs
I did not find the trailer quite appealing, but I know that this as a broadway show is quite famous and succesful, anyone here seen it can tell me what makes it so special?
Also are the 2 leads meant to be lesbians or just good friends?
>makes it so special?
It's not exceptional, just good. I think most of the popularity is because of Defying Gravity, the finale song. In addition to just sounding good and having a nice triumphant tone, the song is remembered for its over 5 consecutive minutes of technically challenging vocals and an impressive stage effect where they make the witch appear to fly
They are good friends. The musical is pretty good. It was focused on the early life of the witches from the Wizard of Oz and how the Wicked Witch turned out the way she did. There are a few decent songs, with 'Defying Gravity' being the best one and what the musical is known for. If you like musicals and like The Wizard of Oz you'll probably like it.
I don't think this movie is going to capture anything that makes the musical good though.
Is grande suppose to be Dorothy in this ? Why make her blonde ? Or is she the good witch ?
I have never read the book nor seen the musical because I’m not a 40 year old woman
the Wizard of Oz, you know basically a charlatan behind a curtain, is a israelite. >the best way to bring folks together is to give them a real good enemy
wicked witch black >something just takes over me and when it does bad things happen
that's literally a homie moment
funny coincidences aside, Arianna Grande looks anorexic, it's kind of off putting looking at her.
Having a pretty black girl wouldn't be that big of a deal but it's ALWAYS a chick with the biggest nose and lips possible. They have to be trolling. It's all for attention so when people point it out they can say "if you don't watch the movie you is a RACIST"
You are racist by complaining their features aren’t pleasing ie white enough looking for you. She isn’t ugly like you claim. Big lips aren’t a sign of ugliness.
>white enough
Nah frick off there are plenty of african women who get put down by shartmericans for having "eurocentric" features despite having 0 european blood.
Money is for us plebs to chase after, not the money lenders/printers
What do you do when you run everything?
Historically it's been to humiliate your subjects
Not much has changed in modern times it seems
I thought Ariana was going to be the green one lol
She looks terrible, like she's lost so much weight it's fricked up her face and they have to slather the makeup on extra thick to try and hide it poorly.
> ...from a screenplay by Winnie Holzman and Stephen Schwartz
"Holzman was born in Manhattan but grew up in Roslyn Heights, New York, on Long Island in a israeli family."
"Schwartz was born to a israeli family in New York City"
> directed by Jon M. Chu
"He won... ...the Dore Schary Award presented by the Anti-Defamation League"
Wicked was always total ducking garbage back to when it first hit Broadway in the 90’s
It was the first “le misunderstood villain” subversive plot. >the wicked witch was actually good but the evil wizard made her bad >her and the good witch were friends! >she’s actually totally not the bad guy she dindu nuffin
>but the evil wizard made her bad
The Wizard is portrayed pretty sympathetically. He's still the villain, but he's trying to do what's best for Oz by giving them a common enemy. He admits he's wrong at the end of the show and leaves in shame, but Elphaba comes to understand his point of view.
>she’s actually totally not the bad guy she dindu nuffin
She does still threaten to kill Dorothy. The difference is that she's bluffing and is just trying to get the girl to take off the damn shoes.
I love the musical. I saw it twice at the Gershwin theater last year. These actresses don't look anything like Glinda and Elphaba should, but if they put in good performances, I can accept that.
I'm not a fan, but I think Miley's raw and gravely voice would have suited the character better. She also looks like she could play the bad guy with a (broken) heart of gold easily.
If you 'have' to use actors/pop-singers. I would have preferred actual musical theater performers.
Maybe it won't be so shit then? Idk, Elphaba's looks aren't very important except for the being green part. Her romance didn't feel like it was about external beauty. The green was basically a metaphor for ugliness and being an outcast.
Because morality isn't black and white and history is written by the victors. You're a fool for assuming somebody is the bad guy just because everyone says so.
Because everyone knows bad guys are more interesting than good guys. It isn't a 'woman' thing at all.
>Wicked >Cruella >Maleficent
I could go on. Where is the deluge of male retcons of classical male villains? Is it impossible for a woman to just be bad? Lol. These were never morally grey characters they were the irredeemably terrible antagonist.
modern women are extremely confused
they get it drilled into their heads nonstop that they are victims but also unstoppable and that their basest desires and lusts are good ackchually and that anyone who disagrees is an evil bigot incel rapeologist but they also fantasize about being ravished but only by chad but they're also innocent and super spiritual and nobody should tell them what to do but they are crippled by every day decisions and suffer from extreme loneliness but they love being a cat or dog mom and they love working for corporations to buy wine and for the insurance for their antidepressants and adhd meds.
Have blacks stopped committing crime after being rewarded for the burn loot murder shit? Can America finally stop with this shitsmearing casting now? Or are blacks continuing to commit more and more crime? In which case can America just stop with this shitsmearing casting now?
They picked the most unappealing Elphaba they could find. I bet they stepped over a hundred better looking and more talented auditions to get to her, too.
Elphaba is meant to have somewhat severe, sharp, features, not... this, and certainly not be outright ugly.
Hell, most of the stage versions have ranged from above average to legitimately hot, which is unnecessary given most people are seeing them from quite a ways off. This one will have her face right in the camera, and so they pick someone who might crack the lens.
None of this is a surprise, though.
They'll say racist incels are the only ones complaining, but I would laugh if the ones most pissed off are the girls who get their fantasy of being mid-looking but still desired ruined by this casting.
The funny thing is that there are some legit smokeshows among the N populace, and it used to be that when they cast black women they'd go for a Halle Berry type (or less pretty to me, someone like Tyra Banks) instead of the ugliest most fricked up nig they could find.
yes generally, but even like Lupita Nignog'o who's full African and colored like a hunk of charcoal or something is far prettier than the average black recast.
Or Grace Jones, who looked fricking weird but not objectively gross.
The new casts look blacker, which generally tracks with uglier, but there's a aracial ugliness that's also increased.
>le post-modern retelling of a classic story >actually they were just misunderstood, it was the white man who was the evil one the whole time
i'm just so fricking tired
>first film adaptation of a popular musical >ruin it with terrible diversity and ugly actors
Do they do it on purpose to appease Twitter? Or does Larry Fink force them?
Like, you literally can’t hold off on the DEI for one movie?
What phenotype are these?
israeli and Black
not israelite you israelites nacho cheese
my bad, israeli CONVERT
She's not actually religious. She's just doing the new fad.
damn a lot of people are in on this fad
the buttgoy brand
Fricking. Hilarious.
The Catholic Chur5ch teaches the opposite, to love the sinner, not the sin. This woman is not telling the truth for whatever reason.
Apparently she's fully converted to Judaism.
Elphaba should be israeli. The problem is that she isn't. The relationship between Elphaba and Glinda is that of the archetypal israelite and WASP.
Italian and pavement ape
yep
chosen golem
do you guys think the future of big budget Hollywood is truly just a mystery meat smorgasbord?
it is insane and kills immersion
that's the future of the entire west
it'll be literally impossible to not cast as such
i am pretty sure the US is till majority white.
it is, i didnt claim otherwise
but we aren't having children and the state keeps importing africans and arabs
Brazilification is real and its happening
I have children
I wouldn't want them to work in Hollywood, though.
god bless
>What phenotype are these?
>POOP!
greenface is the new blackface
Greek with surgery
and African American with ought surgery
So Ariana Grande just decided she was white or something?
she was always white, she decided she was going to be an alien
she is a chameleon
>Now 2018
uh, its 2024
It says Nov 2018, moron.
>you can blackface
>but you have to do it gradually
how is a 1980s deep tan brownface?
Look up “blackfishing”
Which era was she white in
Is Ariana Grande asian?
israeli, unironically
She is now. Tune in next for the newest episode of Racial Draft.
This looks objectively fricking terrible LMAO I love it how Hollywood is just intent on casting the most talentless cookie cutter actors possible, for film and tv that relies on something already established in the popular canon. Just fricking terrible.
Probably bc Ariana is popular, she was in fortnite too
>talentless cookie cutter actors possible
she played fricking Cat Valentine you uncultured Black person
Ariana looks too skinny. Like she's on coke or something, nowadays you can see her bones and shit sticking out of her face and chest.
They went out of their way to find the absolute most horrendous woman possible lmao
they're both supposed to be high school age as well
BOGGED
hot
HOLY FRICKIN KIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>i-is that a HECKING POC IN A COMPLETELY HARMLESS ADAPTION?!!!!! SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING
>chuds die alone
And trannies dont?
as if women are queuing up to date those gross "transbian" gorillas
Imagine how absolutely flamed this guy's ass had to be in order to make this picture
>chudcel
???
>le israelite face
Is that cardi B?
yes
*brap*
Orc
Those nostrils.
"I'll smell you my pretty!"
Is this the new LOTR? That's an orc right.
I never read the book or watched the play. Cause I'm not a nerd. I just watched the original movie. Are they trying to say that the Wizard was a dick and the witch dindu nuffin?
>Are they trying to say that the Wizard was a dick and the witch dindu nuffin?
That is literally what the musical is about.
>the witch is green because the Wizard roofied her mother with magic green potions and now everyone is RAYSIS
>she was saving the tinman and the scarecrow but her magic went wrong and that's why they're the tinman and the scarecrow
>also she saved the lion when he was young and that's why he never learned how to fight
>her flying monkey army is actually because animals are oppressed so she harbors them
>the wizard tries to exploit her for political reasons but she turns him down
>her and the good witch are actually super close high-school best friends, and she fakes her own death in the end and elopes with the scarecrow
Sounds fricking stupid and childish
a woman wrote the musical
really makes you think
No, it's actually pretty mature. The Wizard is a Machiavellian type who thinks that society needs a scapegoat for people to rally around, and Elphaba (the witch) even admits she's right at the end when she does the Dark Knight martyr thing.
Expectations have been subverted
wow so Disney did basically rip this off for Maleficent.
>remember this bad guy? what if she was actually le good?
its an alternate version of the story, not a prequel to the wizard of oz movie. Also the book of Wicked and the play are pretty different from one another, the book is much edgier and doesn't have a happy ending.
Wizard of Oz remake with elton john's yellow brick road song on it would be epic.
>white guy bad
>black woman magic genius and morally superior
>race mixing propaganda
>women stronk
ahhh the classic diarrhea slop special
Hollywood narrative one eye sign satanic worshipping careers.
they really didn't learn from cats
hollywood CANNOT make musicals into good movies
I think the last time that a Broadway to Hollywood adaptation was actually superior was Chicago in 2002. That's also the last time a musical won the best picture oscar.
They really have been doing a shit job lately though. Dear Evan Hansen, The Prom, Cats, In the Heights, West Side Story, and Les Miserables were all very disappointing to me, and I'm someone who loves musicals.
Watch Ariana Grande’s music videos from 2013~ or so from her Yours Truly album cycle. I swear to you, it’s like watching a dead artist. She bogged her face so fricking subtly for so long that she is quite literally completely different looking. Put them side by side and I can guarantee to you you could convince some people that it isn’t the same human being they’re looking at.
orc from Warcraft
thanks ms skeltal
>characters who are all just so happened to be white take note of the different skin color of the character who just so happened to be played by a black actress
You know what I really started to despise about this stuff? That they are such disingenuous homosexuals about it in the most obnoxious way possible. You know why they made that casting choice and why scenes like that exist and they know it, but if anyone were to point that out they'd be like
>Whaaat? Nooo waay... it's obviously because she is green!
she's not black, she's green
She was born to normal human color parents though. It’s implied she’s green because her mother was date raped by a traveling salesman who offered her a green elixir which was presumed to be a love potion.
They didn't even bother to paint her green. They did it in post, which makes it look even worse.
The musical was woke even by today's high clown standards. They only did this because it was the one thing left they hadn't made completely obvious.
Arianna looks like a carbon copy of Lily Mo who is also a vapid prostitute, so I think there might be some science behind it.
and the other one is just a gorilla with bad color grading
>It is you, the wicked witch, who was a flying monkey after all.
this is the kind of twist that I signed up for lads
>no twerk scene
wasted opportunity
why are they not but naked with turd comin out they ass
Why is even fricking wicked of all movies doing the hide the fact that it's a musical in the marketing strategy? It's fricking wicked. Everyone already knows it's a musical
>Heaven knows we know what goodness is
>O heaven knows wicked people aren't good.
>From head to toe, she was just wicked people
>Head to toe...
>She wasn't good, to know what goodness is...
>Take me away to that special place (that blowjob place)
>Where people like us can all live free (Free to give blowjobs)
>Take me away and let's live together
>That's the place/blowjobs for you (blowjobs) and me...
>literal orc
hahaha
chuds ... we lost ... progress won ... we are being g*nocided this very moment ...
i long for the day that my kin stop begging to be included in this slop and just be content with laughing at it
Ariana Grande looks like some kind of bratz doll store mannequin
She's blasting too much ozempic
>click on the trailer expecting a remake of Wizard of Oz
>Wicked
I don't know exactly why, but that is even more dissapointing to me. That was one of the few modern Wizard of Oz stories I like.
nuff said
Every single screenshot of this film looks off. Like it's fricking satanic or something. Mutt mongrel Ariana trying to pass as a blonde woman too is just incredibly uncanny. Awful horribly not very good at all.
the blackoid lady being green seems more realistic than Andrian Grande being white with blonde hair
This looks like something from 30 Rock. Presented in-universe as being serious but, what the show itself is parodying.
I'm genuinely confused what you guys are all complaining about. Like it's such an uneventful trailer that you can't really tell anything about the movie. Like it didn't even contain any singing in it. Ariana Grande has done a great job of playing Glinda-esque characters before and should provide good vocals, and they nailed the hair/makeup/costuming on Elphaba. My only concern is if they try to make the wicked songs sound like ariana grande songs
lel
>green skin
>obviously a black person
How does Arianna Grande get away with brownface? How has she not been called out on it and cancelled by the likes of Twitter?
I did not find the trailer quite appealing, but I know that this as a broadway show is quite famous and succesful, anyone here seen it can tell me what makes it so special?
Also are the 2 leads meant to be lesbians or just good friends?
>makes it so special?
It's not exceptional, just good. I think most of the popularity is because of Defying Gravity, the finale song. In addition to just sounding good and having a nice triumphant tone, the song is remembered for its over 5 consecutive minutes of technically challenging vocals and an impressive stage effect where they make the witch appear to fly
I'd like to know more but thanks, however if that was all there is to it, a cinema adaptation doesn't seem like it would play off these strenghts.
it's a musical, songs are like 90% of the appeal, of course a movie isn't going to be an improvement on that side. See les miserables
They are good friends. The musical is pretty good. It was focused on the early life of the witches from the Wizard of Oz and how the Wicked Witch turned out the way she did. There are a few decent songs, with 'Defying Gravity' being the best one and what the musical is known for. If you like musicals and like The Wizard of Oz you'll probably like it.
I don't think this movie is going to capture anything that makes the musical good though.
Thanks, I look forward to it then.
That is hilarious, that is the Chads and Stacy guy from Law and Order
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He was also SpongeBob in the musical.
AHHH HAHAHAAHA NO FRICKING WAY DUDE
She looks 7 years old.
>witches good
How about Dicked, and it's just those two getting fricked for 2hrs?
They both look anorexic or is that just me?
oh man I can't wait for the chud reaction videos to come out
The Wizard of Oz 2: The Adventures of Nignog and Bogged
Boy do I have a surprise for you.
The Wiz is so bad it's actually interesting.
At least The Wiz has fun music.
Shame you can't see like half the fricking thing because of the lighting.
Is grande suppose to be Dorothy in this ? Why make her blonde ? Or is she the good witch ?
I have never read the book nor seen the musical because I’m not a 40 year old woman
the Wizard of Oz, you know basically a charlatan behind a curtain, is a israelite.
>the best way to bring folks together is to give them a real good enemy
wicked witch black
>something just takes over me and when it does bad things happen
that's literally a homie moment
funny coincidences aside, Arianna Grande looks anorexic, it's kind of off putting looking at her.
Nevermind the witch, Ariana looks just as shit
GYATT
now i will go see it
i will now watch your movie and preorder the 4k blu ray
>You have been reported to the DEI Commission of Correct Thinking and Representation
>we could've gotten this instead
Frick corporate meddling
its aggravating, elphaba isnt meant to be ugly shes just green
Having a pretty black girl wouldn't be that big of a deal but it's ALWAYS a chick with the biggest nose and lips possible. They have to be trolling. It's all for attention so when people point it out they can say "if you don't watch the movie you is a RACIST"
You are racist by complaining their features aren’t pleasing ie white enough looking for you. She isn’t ugly like you claim. Big lips aren’t a sign of ugliness.
>She isn’t ugly like you claim.
>white enough
Nah frick off there are plenty of african women who get put down by shartmericans for having "eurocentric" features despite having 0 european blood.
Does the girl on the right have downs syndrome or something? Literally looks like a moron.
At this point I'm convinced that modern Hollywood hates money.
Now you're getting it. These movies are all about pushing an agenda. Money is a non issue.
Money is for us plebs to chase after, not the money lenders/printers
What do you do when you run everything?
Historically it's been to humiliate your subjects
Not much has changed in modern times it seems
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That picture can't be real. Now I gotta watch this preview and try not to cringe.
Lol no I can't do it. This is based off the stage play and they put Grande in whiteface?! Hahahhaa! And a nig as the Witch. Frick you Cinemaphile!
I read some comments and people mentioned spongebob? And something about Ariana being a cheater? Explain.
Ariana separated from her husband after cheating with a Spongebob-looking ugly dude who's in this film
how can a human being look like spongebob
He played spongebob in the musical and kinda looks like her brother.
>magical Black
Looks like Shrek's back on the menu, boys!
im just tired of seeing them, thats all
I thought Ariana was going to be the green one lol
She looks terrible, like she's lost so much weight it's fricked up her face and they have to slather the makeup on extra thick to try and hide it poorly.
we wuz wizards n shiet
How the frick does it look so cheap bland lifeless and dull? Looks like something from the shittiest mid 2010s Netflix doco era
What a waste of Kinnaman
I don't see any problem
funny how they painted her skin and we could still tell huh
maybe the skin color isn't the issue
revolting
The subway scene still freaks me out
> ...from a screenplay by Winnie Holzman and Stephen Schwartz
"Holzman was born in Manhattan but grew up in Roslyn Heights, New York, on Long Island in a israeli family."
"Schwartz was born to a israeli family in New York City"
> directed by Jon M. Chu
"He won... ...the Dore Schary Award presented by the Anti-Defamation League"
>Cinemaphile focuses on the black woman
>mainly ignores the plastic surgery goblin
Glowing
Wicked was always total ducking garbage back to when it first hit Broadway in the 90’s
It was the first “le misunderstood villain” subversive plot.
>the wicked witch was actually good but the evil wizard made her bad
>her and the good witch were friends!
>she’s actually totally not the bad guy she dindu nuffin
>but the evil wizard made her bad
The Wizard is portrayed pretty sympathetically. He's still the villain, but he's trying to do what's best for Oz by giving them a common enemy. He admits he's wrong at the end of the show and leaves in shame, but Elphaba comes to understand his point of view.
>she’s actually totally not the bad guy she dindu nuffin
She does still threaten to kill Dorothy. The difference is that she's bluffing and is just trying to get the girl to take off the damn shoes.
People like Wicked for same reason people love Frozen—The songs and setting.
Funny how both starred Idina Menzel.
I love the musical. I saw it twice at the Gershwin theater last year. These actresses don't look anything like Glinda and Elphaba should, but if they put in good performances, I can accept that.
I'm not a fan, but I think Miley's raw and gravely voice would have suited the character better. She also looks like she could play the bad guy with a (broken) heart of gold easily.
If you 'have' to use actors/pop-singers. I would have preferred actual musical theater performers.
i think you're right, but the groid is apparently some stage actress or musical actress or something.
Maybe it won't be so shit then? Idk, Elphaba's looks aren't very important except for the being green part. Her romance didn't feel like it was about external beauty. The green was basically a metaphor for ugliness and being an outcast.
Why are women obsessed with portraying classical female villains as "the good guy actually"
Because morality isn't black and white and history is written by the victors. You're a fool for assuming somebody is the bad guy just because everyone says so.
>Wicked
>Cruella
>Maleficent
I could go on. Where is the deluge of male retcons of classical male villains? Is it impossible for a woman to just be bad? Lol. These were never morally grey characters they were the irredeemably terrible antagonist.
Do the Sony Spider-Man universe movies count? We had Venom, Morbius, and soon Kraven the Hunter
oh shit, I didn't have image preview on.
Wrong Joker.
>Joker
>Venom
>Morbius
>Kraven
>Darth Vader (Star Wars Episodes 1-3)
>Coriolanus Snow (Hunger Games prequel)
>The Penguin series
Did I miss anything?
Wicked was first, and the other two are just knock-offs.
modern women are extremely confused
they get it drilled into their heads nonstop that they are victims but also unstoppable and that their basest desires and lusts are good ackchually and that anyone who disagrees is an evil bigot incel rapeologist but they also fantasize about being ravished but only by chad but they're also innocent and super spiritual and nobody should tell them what to do but they are crippled by every day decisions and suffer from extreme loneliness but they love being a cat or dog mom and they love working for corporations to buy wine and for the insurance for their antidepressants and adhd meds.
Women cannot be wrong, so villainesses must be heroes who were tragically misunderstood.
Because everyone knows bad guys are more interesting than good guys. It isn't a 'woman' thing at all.
Because they make for great stories compared to male villains
Have blacks stopped committing crime after being rewarded for the burn loot murder shit? Can America finally stop with this shitsmearing casting now? Or are blacks continuing to commit more and more crime? In which case can America just stop with this shitsmearing casting now?
Hopefully they negrify Popular so badly that it won't get stuck in my head if I accidentally hear it.
Satan-tier earworm, frick that song.
Nah, it’ll probably just sound like this
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How did ariana end up with down syndrome eyes?
>HOLY POOP!
o my that is a poop
>Disney Oz
soulless
>Chud Oz
pure soul
They picked the most unappealing Elphaba they could find. I bet they stepped over a hundred better looking and more talented auditions to get to her, too.
Elphaba is meant to have somewhat severe, sharp, features, not... this, and certainly not be outright ugly.
Hell, most of the stage versions have ranged from above average to legitimately hot, which is unnecessary given most people are seeing them from quite a ways off. This one will have her face right in the camera, and so they pick someone who might crack the lens.
None of this is a surprise, though.
They'll say racist incels are the only ones complaining, but I would laugh if the ones most pissed off are the girls who get their fantasy of being mid-looking but still desired ruined by this casting.
Black folk are so repulsive to behold.
The funny thing is that there are some legit smokeshows among the N populace, and it used to be that when they cast black women they'd go for a Halle Berry type (or less pretty to me, someone like Tyra Banks) instead of the ugliest most fricked up nig they could find.
You mean the ones with white features and not humungous camel lips and gap teeth?
yes generally, but even like Lupita Nignog'o who's full African and colored like a hunk of charcoal or something is far prettier than the average black recast.
Or Grace Jones, who looked fricking weird but not objectively gross.
The new casts look blacker, which generally tracks with uglier, but there's a aracial ugliness that's also increased.
>you now remember grace jones went full "poor little white guy" on dolph lundgren
I fricking hate Americans so much.
I hate Americans and their spinless Black person worshipping ways.
I hope this flops so hard.
>spinless
American Moment.
America is a dying empire. You can see the symptoms everywhere. Not least in their "entertainment".
>le post-modern retelling of a classic story
>actually they were just misunderstood, it was the white man who was the evil one the whole time
i'm just so fricking tired
>first film adaptation of a popular musical
>ruin it with terrible diversity and ugly actors
Do they do it on purpose to appease Twitter? Or does Larry Fink force them?
Like, you literally can’t hold off on the DEI for one movie?