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Imagine being so gay that you think THIS looks bad, lol
>le female warrior
Feminism is dogshit.
>le female warrior
>LE STRONK WOMYN
Tolkien literally wrote her like this in the 1960s
You incels are more regressive towards woman than a catholic man born in the Victorian era lmao
>regressive
why femininity is regressive?
why manly women are progressive?
you have no answers to this fundamental questions, your logic is full of farts
Most diseases are progressive.
>Tolkien literally wrote her like this in the 1960s
Galadriel never wore armor or used a sword in ANY of the books, you lying piece of shit kys already your lies won't work
>Galadriel never wore armor or used a sword in ANY of the books
Then how did she fight in those multiple 1st age battles and wars then brainiac, go and square that circle
Tolkien wrote Galadriel fighting at Alqualondë in FOUR different books, explain that
>>Galadriel never wore armor or used a sword in ANY of the books
>Then how did she fight in those multiple 1st age battles and wars then brainiac, go and square that circle
>Tolkien wrote Galadriel fighting at Alqualondë in FOUR different books, explain that
What about Galadriel suggests she would need armour or weapons to fight with? She seems to be on a power level beyond that kind of thing based on books. Then again visualising that on film would take imagination, something modern media is allergic to…
Sauron had armour, similar power level.
Durins Bane had weapons, similar again.
Gandalf had a sword too.
uuhh....guess she'd fight like she fought in all her appearances
WITH FRICKING MAGIC YOU STUPID FRICK
She fought at Alqualondë and Lammoth before she learnt any magic from Melian you absolute lorelet
Melian did not teach her everything about magic, wow you're a moron.
also, "magic" isn't really an applicable term to what elves do. Is something they are, not what they do.
>he didn't read the Silmarillion
moron ALERT moron ALERT
moron ALERT moron ALERT
In fact i did
Please show me the exact transcript of the line were galadriel is described as wearing armor and a sword. I'll wait
your silence will be your defeat
I never realized Elrond is more Vanyar than Noldor. That kind of makes me like him less.
>Tolkien literally wrote her like this in the 1960s
Fake. Frick off.
just say that you are gay bro, nothing wrong with that
yeah i'm gay and i still laugh at le stronk womyn trope
problem homosexual? bet you like watching your wife take le big tyrone bbc
that explains it, homosexual lol
nah, I love women, don't be shy, it's okay to be gay now
>that explains it
nice headcanon bro
enjoy your cuck porn
>just say that you are gay bro
You're the one that is sexually attracted to masculinity.
He means a straight guy would just say whatever it took to get female approval, which means letting society crumble for a crumb of pussy.
what are you even rambling about? female approval on Cinemaphile? kek
>LE STRONK WOMYN
bet you stood and clapped when captain marvel punched and laughed at the evil men
Galadriel is actually the strongest woman in Tolkien who isn’t part divine, although they are writing her a little too close to Gandalf or Aragorn when she should be more like female Theoden.
Face Off 2 XD
6 tops
le fetal alcohol syndrome face
Is she the girl from saint maud? Uf so, she is pretty average looking. Her voice is pretty good though, it would fit really well into the LOTR universe. That said, that show looks like trash
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Yes St Maud girl
>pretty average looking
shitkin or gay
She looks pretty average in there, just well dressed and with makeup. When i say average i mean a 6 or a 7.
just cut to the chase and admit you are gay, its not worth your time to try and avoid it anymore
i really need this pic without all the empire trash
plastic armor looks like shit
Non-canonical fanfiction
It looks like the Halloween City version of a LOTR costume
"Elf Princess Costume"
Doesn't look elf-like at all. It looks like generic fantasy trash
The fact that they thought they “need” hobbits in it means it was written by executive fiat, writers had no control.
Gonna be trash
Gee are they supposed to be hobbits? They look like hobos
It's a classic case of some minority mis-interpreting white stories.
Its crazy when Tolkien said hobbits basically represented his little corner of England growing up.
We already had Harad, Easterlings and Southrons, cant Amazon make it region appropriate?
Why do they look so filthy? Their feet I get since they don't wear shoes, but the rest of them should be clean. Hobbits are pretty particular about that kind of stuff.
Take the rang out yo bussy playa
Whenever I see the thumbnail for this I think its Tariq's album cover because the bottom right text is like a parental advisory logo
Dam b***h, yo weave iz bangin!!
Reminder that shows need 3 seasons to warm up, hold your opinions till then
frick off
this is nu-star wars all over again
>present POC casting as the gemstone of your show
>present le stronk womyn as the protagonist of your show
>story is shit, there's no plan other than subvert your expecations goy
>all the woke plan starts to fall apart and they resort to spam bad fanservice to keep the audiene interested
it's all so tiresome
kek, I saw that thread earlier.
It's funnier that he said that '3 years to get good' thing and then mentioned liking GOT, which famously was great right off the bat and got worse over time completely disproving his point.
lol. U work for amazon
when is release date?
September 2nd
Teaser #2 within the next couple of weeks
bummer
i dont expect western society is going to survive that long
Is that Sauron in the back of the poster?
not even gona waste my time pirate streaming this bullshit
This looks like shit. The hobbit's feet weren't even hairy in that one pic.
This poster just makes me laugh so hard. That fat black monster occupies about 1/3 of it.
it's fan made
black and israeli dwarf is absolutely repulsive to look at.
why are you gays expecting or wanting attractive dwarves? they are basically israelites made out of stone
I don't care about this shit cuz I haven't seen anything new since 2017. all i was saying is that she is repulsive to look at.
the elf behind him looks severely autistic
That's an elf? Since when are elves manlets? I Thought it was a hobbit.
reminder she gets BLEACHED.com by BWDC (Big White Dwarf wiener)
pretty much how bwwm couples look irl
this, pretty based
>race suicide is le based
moron.
Colonizing can be based, as long as they don't reproduce.
you know it
wow that's supposed to be durin? he looks like utter shit.
he looks like any of the Peter Jackson dwarves
oh shit I just remembered that that’s Durin IV and his dad is Durin III, which means there are 2 Durins alive at the same time. How can they fail so badly at this?
Spare a ring? No? FRICK YOU FRICK YOU
>defecates on the shire's sidewalk
I like LOTR but you people are out of your minds. I think itll suck but the level of seethe will be worth it.
Why do they all have the thousand yard stare
well all those pictures were from a photoshoot so it's not like they were acting a scene or anything
TRAILER COMING SOON (FOR REAL)
GET READY TOLKIENBROS
We've already seen the trailer you moron
Is that spaceballs yoda?
god damn that white male elf looks really moronic lmao. total mong.
LotR fans about to feel the same pain WoT fans felt.
At least Lotr fans can re-watch rewatch the old movies
why did Gandalf mostly use a sword?
isn't he a wizard? cast some fricking magic
Do you need it spelled out that Gandalf is an fricking angel ?
>I’m going to stream this illegally just to laugh at it
So you haven't been doing that since you first got your pc? How do you mouth breakers even get to Cinemaphile?
>tries to act superior
>autocorrect exposes him as a phoneposter
Lel
There is something to be said for casting of faces. I know it's a fictional "period" but somepeople just too modern somehow. Like you see Gandalf and Gimili and you're just instantly like "yep" Legolas mmm a bit of a stretch but elves are suppossed to be a little other world.
This casting just looks like cosplay.
>A black elf
>A flat, wide-nosed elf
>Immortal and *fairest* of all beings
So... why is it cultural appropriation when we do it, but hordes are allowed to pillage the rich, beautiful history and folklore of Europe with impunity? Why don't they tell their own stories, explore their own culture?
I am going to ignore this series like most sane people with good taste, tone out the insufferable c**ts who don't have an identity beyond identity politics as they spray their shorts over this shit for a week before forgetting about it forever, and hope with all my heart that this is a devastating financial loss. "Go woke, go broke" isn't just poetic, it's karmic.
>"I am going to give money to the israelites only to piss them off!"
american education?