It was pretty good. A positive opinion is more valid than someone saying something is shit, because you always know there are good scenes and dinosaurs.
How cringe is it to describe your own film as epic? I might tolerate you calling your film "an epic" (noun) in the rare case that you've actually managed to make one, but I can't think of any situation where you could call your own film "epic" (the adjective) without sounding like a simpering teenager.
This movie is fricking terrible though no ass shots of bdh the e-girl doesn't get into any sexy situations and it keeps trying to rip off the original and fail.
Two named characters which is by far the worst result in the series. I was sure that at least two other are going to die. But that second death was really well shot. Like something from an Alien movie.
If you're talking about Dodgson's death, wasn't it just a reference to Nedry's death in the original film?
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That's the thing that's the worst about it because it's the same prop but it's quickly disregarded. Other than that it's not a direct copy but the way it's shot is pretty unusual for this franchise.
The two named characters that die where mostly offscreen.
Although btw i think there's actually three background deaths arent there? Two extras get killled when one of them is lit on fire
Yeah, I counted. A majority of the characters in the film are main characters (there are at least eight of them) and no main character or "good guy" has ever died in a Jurassic World movie.
0.2/10, and that's with very few points deducted for hollywood propaganda, it's all fundamental movie problems - shaky camera work, terrible script, and bad directing/acting. guess all money went into cgi.
so the redhead mommy was gettin away from dinosaurs just RUNNING, next scene same dinosaurs are chasing and keeping up with motorcycles and cars, really makes u think
As someone old enough that I saw the 1993 Jurassic Park at the cinema, I can say that none of these soulsucking modern entries will ever capture the magic of the original.
Jurassic World 1 was a fun enough romp but had some really dumb shit in it, the movies just keep doubling down on the worst parts of it to the point the dinosaurs become supporting characters in a story about cloning and locusts
>Everyone thought the 'evil people want to turn dinosaurs in to weapons' plot was the stupidest part of the JW1 >For some reason the writers make this the main focus for the next film, everyone complains about this and the girl >Make both of those the focus for the final one
I'm convinced modern studios do it on purpose, there is no way they accidently do this shit multiple times in a row every time.
>dobson returns as a zombie dinosaur-human hybrid >nedry returns and says this iconic line, a cultural touchstone in american cinema
that would be pretty cool right my fellow anons
Every time I see something about this movie I forget about it instantly afterwards
Then when I see a trailer or poster or thread it's like Oh shit, I forgot there was another one coming out
Is my memory going or is it utterly forgettable for others too?
still he will make more money than thor
If Jurassic World or whoever owns it paid dudes to post Bryce's ass here I wouldn't care AT ALL.
Shut the frick up shill.
So?
>you still watched it though
You deserved it really
i made it to the middle during one day of watch, that's bad
Jurassic Shoah.
frick off and go post your moronic shit somewhere else, shill frick.
It was pretty good. A positive opinion is more valid than someone saying something is shit, because you always know there are good scenes and dinosaurs.
Who's ready for a gritty reboot adapted directly from the book? I know I am.
>Malcolm being an even more insufferable pseud philosopher
no thanks
This poster style is pure cancer
OP or the movie poster?
How cringe is it to describe your own film as epic? I might tolerate you calling your film "an epic" (noun) in the rare case that you've actually managed to make one, but I can't think of any situation where you could call your own film "epic" (the adjective) without sounding like a simpering teenager.
based
you talk like you enjoyed the previous entries
Wrong you colossal homosexual.
t.ass poster.
wow heh i totally believe you
frick off the thread troon freak.
Original image is 8KB, edit is 46KB. Gotta work on your compression champ.
Is the webrip on RARBG legit?
I got the korsub one it's watchable
This movie is fricking terrible though no ass shots of bdh the e-girl doesn't get into any sexy situations and it keeps trying to rip off the original and fail.
there is a 1080p version with hardcore korean subs. Actually want it to give it try if is mindless fun but god damn the critics went no it hard
>the epic conclusion
So they definitely won't be making another one in a few years?
I do not care. I just want to impregnate Bryce Dallas Howard while I call her MOMMY and she telling me she loves me.
torrented it today, gonna watch it later bros
on a scale from 1 to 10, what am I in for?
bump
Dinosaurs, I guess
>on a scale from 1 to 10
>Dinosaurs
Yeah. Hopefully that extended cut will be dinosaurs+. At least throw in one more death or two and it will be fine.
There are not nearly enough dinosaurs in it actually. Most of the film is human and locusts.
Only four people get eaten and two are background extras.
>Only four people get eaten and two are background extras
no fricking way
Two named characters which is by far the worst result in the series. I was sure that at least two other are going to die. But that second death was really well shot. Like something from an Alien movie.
If you're talking about Dodgson's death, wasn't it just a reference to Nedry's death in the original film?
That's the thing that's the worst about it because it's the same prop but it's quickly disregarded. Other than that it's not a direct copy but the way it's shot is pretty unusual for this franchise.
The two named characters that die where mostly offscreen.
Although btw i think there's actually three background deaths arent there? Two extras get killled when one of them is lit on fire
Very disappointing anyway
Yeah, I counted. A majority of the characters in the film are main characters (there are at least eight of them) and no main character or "good guy" has ever died in a Jurassic World movie.
3/10 if u have good taste and know about films
4/10 if you like the franchise
0.2/10, and that's with very few points deducted for hollywood propaganda, it's all fundamental movie problems - shaky camera work, terrible script, and bad directing/acting. guess all money went into cgi.
hey, lets humilliate the franchise's symbol. again. two times
She gets pampered every time. She should've been so elderly she could barely move.
Frick off, trextards wanting a carnivorous animal to always be a good guy who saves the day is what ruined these films.
the franchise's symbol should be BDH's ass
Wrong.
I quite enjoyed it, was miles better than the last one and was pretty funny. obviously nothing like the original thriller, but was a fun movie
Jurassic World is what the sequel trilogy would have been without the last jedi and subversion, just really bland and shit
If I thought Fallen Kingdom was fine will I like this?
Yes
There's nothing in FK that Dominion does worse. Maybe aside from the number of characters it kills because Dominion killed almost nobody.
Yes because you're obviously mentally moronic.
torrents out yet?
why don't you check this out yourself moron?
because I want to ask my bros over at Cinemaphile instead?
Izzy is cute
i want her to ride me, if you what i mean
I watched it yesterday and I slept before the first hour. Very, very bad movie that don't know what story to tell.
so the redhead mommy was gettin away from dinosaurs just RUNNING, next scene same dinosaurs are chasing and keeping up with motorcycles and cars, really makes u think
Why the frick are they trying to rescue dinosaurs?
because they've promised its mother they will return it home
>homosexual Janny removing all of the BDH ass shots
She directed the movie thus discussion of her ass is valid, Irishman
>generic jurassic park #18
Please just let it die. They will never be good
why do they do this?
I hope they all survived.
>download video
>it's visually nice but there's some weird glitchy shit going on with it that looks like stuttering
wait til you see the next one. it gets better
Why is he riding a dinosaur, if hes a giant already?
they are frens
No heterosexual male in history would deny himself the opportunity to ride a dino
already done, duh
QRD? I'm not giving these fricks money or watching some shitty Indian cam rip of an already bad movie.
As someone old enough that I saw the 1993 Jurassic Park at the cinema, I can say that none of these soulsucking modern entries will ever capture the magic of the original.
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never not funny
they turned dinosaurs into capeshit
Jurassic World 1 was a fun enough romp but had some really dumb shit in it, the movies just keep doubling down on the worst parts of it to the point the dinosaurs become supporting characters in a story about cloning and locusts
>Everyone thought the 'evil people want to turn dinosaurs in to weapons' plot was the stupidest part of the JW1
>For some reason the writers make this the main focus for the next film, everyone complains about this and the girl
>Make both of those the focus for the final one
I'm convinced modern studios do it on purpose, there is no way they accidently do this shit multiple times in a row every time.
DOBSON! DOBSON! WE GOT DOBSON HERE!
>dobson returns as a zombie dinosaur-human hybrid
>nedry returns and says this iconic line, a cultural touchstone in american cinema
that would be pretty cool right my fellow anons
Every time I see something about this movie I forget about it instantly afterwards
Then when I see a trailer or poster or thread it's like Oh shit, I forgot there was another one coming out
Is my memory going or is it utterly forgettable for others too?
>director hypes up the giga as being like the joker or some shit
>it barely does anything
>he was talking about its appearance
>it’s really dark whenever it appears so you don’t get a good look at its face makeup anyway
nvm
It did a great job of setting up future Jurassic films. There's so much they can do with the franchise now.