Did you pretend the main character was actually british or did you somehow manage to work out how an Indian got involved in the whole racket? It ruined the movie for me that they cast that brown guy
Well if your low iq enough that your take away of the story is
>it's a movie about a fricking talking tree that cuts people's heads off every christmas, but you're getting hung up on one (1) Indian dude?
then you are a moron beyond saving in the first place, but bless your little heart, the world needs more blissful morons like you. But im just not that fricking stupid
Watch me destroy this LOTRgay fool with one citation:
>I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian... But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of israeli origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.
- Tolkien
2 years ago
Anonymous
Has nothing to do with what I posted
2 years ago
Anonymous
LMAO i was reading this and thinking the same thing
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.
No wonder his storytelling does not have a single bit of subversion
>I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian... But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of israeli origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.
- Tolkien
Jesus Christ, look at those cave dwellers. It truly fricked me up at the beginning, hated the fact a pajeet got this role. But he was decent enough in his role and the plot was engaging enough to make me slightly forget about the fact he's a shitskin. Just calm the frick down and behave for fricks sake.
>I just didn't care
You've been mindfricked by diversity propaganda to the point that you are acting like film isn't a visual medium and actors don't have visual appearances. Unfrick your mind, moron. Be a real human.
Arthur existed but he was a Roman garrison commander. It was written in France btw. Brits have no history, just stole a bunch of shit from surrounding people.
It bothered me for like 5 minutes, then I forgot, because hes such a good actor. In my head, his mother was a Moorish slave girl his dad rescued and married.
He's not *that* dark so it didn't take me out of it. Some british dudes are very dark so it's not that far fetched. If it had been a blackie I wouldn't have watched it. Poos are European's closest cousins and some, like Ben Kingston or Freddy Mercury are white looking enough.
His mother, who was also brown in the movie, was portrayed as a gypsy, made him fit in the movie. He wasn't distracingly brown anyway, just like a guy who happened to be born with a darker complexion. Plus I didn't thought of the setting as real Britain, or the story being a true historical story anyway. Just like I never think "well, what country does this tale takes place, is it accurate?" when I was reading Hansel and Gretel or the Little Red Riding Hood as a child. Suspension of disbelief I think it's called
didn't you hear anon? this slightly above-average A24 flick that remained in the public consciousness for maybe all of two months is single-handedly responsible for dismantling European culture because Dev Patel was in it
So why didn't he jerk of the lord of the house, since he promised to give him everything he received in the house? Seems like that's not really fair, is it?
Depends who we're talking about. There was pretty vibrant trade across europe and north africa and asia in the middle ages. Europe wasn't full of ethnics and they certainly would have stood out, but they absolutely interacted in trade and commerce to some degree.
This guy would probably have had some problems walking around Medieval europe looking like a saracen, but maybe if he were invited somewhere and was part of a european retinue he'd be believable. You wouldn't just get random arabian/indian looking dudes in western europe though.
People literally would "bat an eye", he'd be the darkest man anyone in early medieval Britain had ever seen. They'd probably call him Sir Poojeet the Hindoo or something
I fricking love this movie so much bros, usually these type of films bore me but this did something different. It felt like reading a book (even though I haven't read a book since middle school)
one of my favorite stories when i was younger, now some paki rapist invader is playing gawain? suck a Black person's dick, i'm never watching this a24 bugman schlock. KILL NONWHITES AND JANNIES
Did you pretend the main character was actually british or did you somehow manage to work out how an Indian got involved in the whole racket? It ruined the movie for me that they cast that brown guy
I just didn't care
it makes no sense
it's a movie about a fricking talking tree that cuts people's heads off every christmas, but you're getting hung up on one (1) Indian dude?
Well if your low iq enough that your take away of the story is
>it's a movie about a fricking talking tree that cuts people's heads off every christmas, but you're getting hung up on one (1) Indian dude?
then you are a moron beyond saving in the first place, but bless your little heart, the world needs more blissful morons like you. But im just not that fricking stupid
please enlighten me as to Gawain's race has literally anything to do with the movie's themes
are you implying India didn't exist during the middle ages
No
>muh themes
Watch me destroy this LOTRgay fool with one citation:
>I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian... But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of israeli origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.
- Tolkien
Has nothing to do with what I posted
LMAO i was reading this and thinking the same thing
>I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.
No wonder his storytelling does not have a single bit of subversion
Nice shitty strawman
Based Tolkien
have you tried not caring?
>the man who typed these posts
no way you didnt care lol, and by not caring you admit you dont care for the story itself to begin with.
so did you like the scene where the Pajeet fricked a white woman and made her pregnant in medival england? was that neutral for you?
seething
yeah thats what I thought, and you should have been seetheing while watching that.
The lead is 100% british, and he gave a good performance.
He is 100% indian with indian ancestry that does not represent medieval angloids
You heared it here first folks, all medieval movies are cancelled until we get a fricking time machine to bring actual anglo's to play themselves.
The brits have conquered, and breed with indians, deal with it
Still doesn't make indian knights not extremely jarring
Jesus Christ, look at those cave dwellers. It truly fricked me up at the beginning, hated the fact a pajeet got this role. But he was decent enough in his role and the plot was engaging enough to make me slightly forget about the fact he's a shitskin. Just calm the frick down and behave for fricks sake.
>I just didn't care
You've been mindfricked by diversity propaganda to the point that you are acting like film isn't a visual medium and actors don't have visual appearances. Unfrick your mind, moron. Be a real human.
This film isn't set in exact middle age period. Do you believe that Knights of the Round Table axually existed?
Arthur existed but he was a Roman garrison commander. It was written in France btw. Brits have no history, just stole a bunch of shit from surrounding people.
imagine melting so hard because someone doesn't care that a guy in a movie has darker skin
imagine malding so hard because someone cares that someone doesn't care that a guy in a movie has darker skin
>nnn-n-no you!!
Gonna cry?
>making fun of your own ineffective posting style
It bothered me for like 5 minutes, then I forgot, because hes such a good actor. In my head, his mother was a Moorish slave girl his dad rescued and married.
not bad anon
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_ibn_Fadlan
Do you think actual history is more fantastical than a fantasy movie too?
>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_ibn_Fadlan
Not british
He's not *that* dark so it didn't take me out of it. Some british dudes are very dark so it's not that far fetched. If it had been a blackie I wouldn't have watched it. Poos are European's closest cousins and some, like Ben Kingston or Freddy Mercury are white looking enough.
Ben Kingsley is half English and Freddy Mercury was Iranian
Have you ever seen a Welshman? Might as well be a moor rape baby from Iberia or Italy.
Iberians have more Celtic DNA that britrannies or irisheeps.
I never watched and will never watch it because of this.
His mother, who was also brown in the movie, was portrayed as a gypsy, made him fit in the movie. He wasn't distracingly brown anyway, just like a guy who happened to be born with a darker complexion. Plus I didn't thought of the setting as real Britain, or the story being a true historical story anyway. Just like I never think "well, what country does this tale takes place, is it accurate?" when I was reading Hansel and Gretel or the Little Red Riding Hood as a child. Suspension of disbelief I think it's called
>a guy who happened to be born with a darker complexion
Like your son?
Milchic was the best character
Havent read up on the actual poem or story in a while. Isnt it a French story?
Nah
spbp
Based
didn't you hear anon? this slightly above-average A24 flick that remained in the public consciousness for maybe all of two months is single-handedly responsible for dismantling European culture because Dev Patel was in it
Yes it's very good but don't expect a decent discussion about it on Cinemaphile, it's near impossible
DO NOT BEHEAD, SIR!
So why didn't he jerk of the lord of the house, since he promised to give him everything he received in the house? Seems like that's not really fair, is it?
I still don't understand the logistics of how he got cum on his hand the way he did.
it's shit and OP's a poo
It was actually garbage. Genuinely soulless. Not surprised Cinemaphile likes it though
>poowashed european mithology
>good
lol no frick off
Good morning sirs.I record train vide
>mulloto bri''ish knight in the 10th century
>good
maybe good israeli propaganda
Imagine if the movie had an actual British protagonist?
It would be unironically less kino
woudlve been based. the people who are like "just dont care about the movie bro" like why the frick even watch it then?
Then it would have still been shit. Scenes like the magical jizz rag and the giants would have still been stupid.
Dude, the vikings got as far as North America. It's TOTALLY possible that King Arthur had a pet kangaroo. It's fantasy, dude.
itd be better if they casted someone that fit the setting but it wasnt enough to ruin the entire movie
I can't believe IMDB gave it 6.6
It's at least a 7.5/10 movie
The ending alone is probably one of the best Ive seen in years.
This so much
The ending made it the best movie of 2021 for me
Agreed. Perfect endings are so rare these days.
no one would bat an eye at a guy looking like this in medieval europe
Especially since Patel doesnt look Indian, he looks Middle Eastern.
So they would have crucaded his ass
Depends who we're talking about. There was pretty vibrant trade across europe and north africa and asia in the middle ages. Europe wasn't full of ethnics and they certainly would have stood out, but they absolutely interacted in trade and commerce to some degree.
This guy would probably have had some problems walking around Medieval europe looking like a saracen, but maybe if he were invited somewhere and was part of a european retinue he'd be believable. You wouldn't just get random arabian/indian looking dudes in western europe though.
This. They would have nicknamed him the moor for being slightly darker and that's it.
People literally would "bat an eye", he'd be the darkest man anyone in early medieval Britain had ever seen. They'd probably call him Sir Poojeet the Hindoo or something
This is an amazing movie to watch high bros. I normally don't recommend it but the visuals really come out on drugs
inb4DUDEWEED
Lmfao they borrowed this image as the poster for Men
I fricking love this movie so much bros, usually these type of films bore me but this did something different. It felt like reading a book (even though I haven't read a book since middle school)
to be fair, a lot of welsh people are literally brown
ending was a rip off from Last Temptation of Christ
one of my favorite stories when i was younger, now some paki rapist invader is playing gawain? suck a Black person's dick, i'm never watching this a24 bugman schlock. KILL NONWHITES AND JANNIES
Meds. Dilate. Seethe. Cope. Have sex.
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