I probably practiced quickdraw over 5k times. I conceal carry everywhere (apart from airport or courthouse or such). The moment I see a gun pointed my way I would shoot back
>"Do you kill couples because you are a kissless, sexless, hand holdless virgin?" >"Kys, you bagheaded pansy." >*Have sex with GF in front of virgin zodiac killer* >he shoots himself when my GF loudly climaxes while telling me she loves my big meaty penis
Drop to my knees and start blubbering and crying and begging him not to kill me, offer to suck him off and let him take my girl if he would just PLEASE spare my pathetic life.
>"act" like a sobby mess >move towards him on my knees begging for my life >when at his feet holding my hands up in feigned submission I lung upwards, push his gun up, knee him in the nuts, take the gun and shoot him
Unlikely to work but who cares, better than not trying anything or just running away idk
Start making gestures as if I am telling someone behind him to not get closer and to get out of here and when Zodchud turns around to check I sprint at him and frick him in the ass.
I piss my pants
zigzag homie hit em with dat serpentine n sheeet.
Drop my pants to my ankles and start self sucking then beg to be executed after I've cum.
>kills mostly couples
this guy was just the OG incel right?
>outside
>has gf
couldn't be me, player
>that gun isn't even loaded, dude. I don't believe you.
the pepper spray isn't going to be enough in that situation
If he's this far away there's literally nothing you can do, especially out in the open. I'd probably piss and shit myself or something.
Look in the mirror and realize I was Zodiac the whole time.
call him a Black person
you got some nerve pulling up on me on Shabbat homie
Turn 360 degrees and walk away, of course
Seeing as I never had a gf and never leave my house other then to go to work I'll never be put in a situation like this.
I probably practiced quickdraw over 5k times. I conceal carry everywhere (apart from airport or courthouse or such). The moment I see a gun pointed my way I would shoot back
Ask why he's such a beta.
>"Do you kill couples because you are a kissless, sexless, hand holdless virgin?"
>"Kys, you bagheaded pansy."
>*Have sex with GF in front of virgin zodiac killer*
>he shoots himself when my GF loudly climaxes while telling me she loves my big meaty penis
>Antagonise the guy pointing a gun at you
Bold move cotton
>"Do you kill couples because you are a kissl-ACK
he shoots you in the head and then shoots your GF you lose
he didn't respond without sounding mad so I still won
I heem that little twink
haha noooo dont tie me up and stab me to death
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
Doesn't matter he was already keen on murder.
>I wouldn't say a single word to them
This could actually work
The girl would frick it up
Bix nood, muhfugga.
Drop to my knees and start blubbering and crying and begging him not to kill me, offer to suck him off and let him take my girl if he would just PLEASE spare my pathetic life.
If she'd stick out the gyatt for the rizzler homeboy woulda done nothin
play Donovan one more time to mock Dylan
he such a lame copycat
>What's your move gangsta?
Charge him because the guns probably not loaded.
challenge him to an apple cutting contest
Stick to the plan. Anticipate. Don't improvise
Demand that the age of consent is abolished loudly then pull out my wiener.
Literally shit myself and start flinging it at him like a monkey. He’ll be so taken aback that he’ll just run off in disgust.
>"act" like a sobby mess
>move towards him on my knees begging for my life
>when at his feet holding my hands up in feigned submission I lung upwards, push his gun up, knee him in the nuts, take the gun and shoot him
Unlikely to work but who cares, better than not trying anything or just running away idk
Start making gestures as if I am telling someone behind him to not get closer and to get out of here and when Zodchud turns around to check I sprint at him and frick him in the ass.
God he looks so fricking cool.
tell him to drop the gun and fight me like a real man, then probably get shot
Swim out of pistol range and yell at him to eat a dick.
I would have listened to what he had to say. Thats what no one did.