Homer Simpson has a goatee. No one even notices it but that brown patch around his mouth is a goatee

Homer Simpson has a goatee. No one even notices it but that brown patch around his mouth is a goatee

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homer Sneedson

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's 5-o'clock shadow

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was 5 o clock shadow

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    smooth homar.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homer is a chinlet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most people in the simpsons are.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >THAT'S A HOMER GOATEE?
    >I'LL SHOW YOU A HOMER GOATEE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that goatee reminds me of the episode where Homer's eyes crust over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      homer with a scraggly beard has mad sex appeal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED
      thread themes:

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fricking SOVL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          CUANDO YO LA VIII

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought he was a gorilla.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was a qwyjibo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WHY YOU LITTLE

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it used to be a mark of laziness to have a half millimeter of beard growth in the evening
    now not having sloppa stains on your shirt is pretentious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people realized clean shaving is a pain in the ass and stubble really isn't that big of a deal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is it a pain in the ass?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because I don't want to shave twice a day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you must be lowtest to actually ask this question

          i shave like every two weeks because i don't have time to waste with that shit

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Linda goes Gaga

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LISA MEETS GOATSE! The Emmy nominated special!!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LINDA MEETS GOATSE! The Emmy nominated special!!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was an episode that showed a can of 'muzzle brown'.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best thread on Cinemaphile all day

  15. 2 years ago
    James Huberty

    Other than homosexuals and my mother, who still has a goatee?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Phil Hartman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shutup gay

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    everyone knows that

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Harvey Weinstein

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Homer if he real

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goatees don't cover the amount of Black folk in my mama's ass that his facial hair does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now that the dust has settled, what did he mean by this?

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