Homophobic bros, we lost. It's over

It is a great movie after all, even, dare I say it, kino.
I am buying tickets as we speak.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >snuck in
    Maybe it wouldn't have flopped if he paid for a ticket

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek fpbp. He made this piece of shit and not even he wanted to pay to see it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek fpbp. He made this piece of shit and not even he wanted to pay to see it.

      I'm pretty sure that's just a turn of phrase meaning he didn't inform anyone he was in the theater

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Im pretty sure we both knew that. Frick off Captain Obvious let us laugh at the dumb homosexual and his dumb homosexual movie for homosexuals.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're mean

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Go back. Thin skins don't last long here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But nobody knows who he is..

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's the lead actor in the film and he's not wearing heavy makeup or anything. If he made a show of it they'd probably figure it out

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            how do you know how much makeup he was wearing? even if you were in the theater it would have been too dark to see

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How do you turn a phrase

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          God you’re dumb

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He seems desperate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is a major turning point for the big studios, thats why. tell me, have you ever heard the phrase "get woke, go broke"?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It made just $1400 per theater according to the official box office numbers. $4.8 million total. I guarantee that the distributor bought at least half of that take. I wouldn't be surprised if the true box office numbers were under a million.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Delusions
      There are more gays on earth then there are chuds.
      >You gays said RoP would flop.
      Well that was wrong

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who really expected this to be success anyway? No-one goes out to watch comedies anymore. Don't know why it wasn't picked up by a streaming service instead and then gays could have fricked while watching it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yep, comedies go straight to streaming nowadays, it's almost as if they expected it to flop so they could complain and get free publicity

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >burst into applause at the end
    KILL ALL AMERICANS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i liked your post so much i clapped after i read it

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual movie bombed
    Looks like most people are homophobic. Eat shit homosexual.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >market it as the first openly gay comedy
    >it's not
    ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We’re in the era of lies, anon. You can say whatever you want, because who’s gonna stop you?
      They still pretend every movie with a black person is groundbreaking, when a black woman won an Oscar in the 30s.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literal rape.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is only a marketing gimmick because most people have the memory of a gnat.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't want to see people suck wieners but now that this guy insulted me and called me homophobic and disappointing, I'm loading up gay porn right now. I also bought 3 tickets for BROS so I can see it with my BROS this weekend.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do gays feel the need to guilt trip people in to consuming their disgusting gay content? If people wanted to see this movie they would have, just like Olivia Wilde movies that bomb.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Our culture revolves around guilt politics.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a movie about gay people, and aimed at gay people
    >Freak out when straights don't come to see it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just free publicity, same reason they call white people racist for not going to movies aimed at black people, but it's also white peoples fault for not making/accepting more movies with blacks so that blacks will watch them.
      They're just trying to mess with your head.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is pretty pathetic. Also, why was the budget so high? It sounds like something that should be releases straight to streaming or limited release.
    Did he really expect a gay rom com to be a box office success?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, I've seen this one before

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how many people got up and left after the intro

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Movie looks really bad.
    I've chosen to be homophobic instead. It's just easier and less headache inducing.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I yearn for the day when discussion of sexual fetishes is taboo again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blame morons for moving away from religion and replacing it with being terminally online

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a couple numbers you can dial to make this happen faster.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dont get it

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It just doesn't look good. I'd sooner watch The Birdcage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Straight people liked Birdcage. It did well at the box office, and enjoys a good reputation to this day.
      Maybe the problem isn't the homosexualry, but that Bros just isn't funny.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's my point. Birdcage looks interesting in comparison. This seems to just rely on it having gay people as its gimmick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >movie based on unpopular genre
        > market it to a group of people who do not watch rom coms
        > insult the majority of the film going public
        > cast literal who actors
        > make unfunny script
        > act shocked when your movie bombs

        I honestly don’t understand the calculus here guys

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't that other gay movie with the nutted on peach or whatever do really well?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >straight white male
    >sitting at home, playing vidya
    >Billy Eichner's movie releases
    >don't care about the movie at all
    >I'm a NEET anyway so even if I did care about it I wouldn't go to the cinema anyway
    >evening comes around
    >jerking it to impregnation porn as is customary
    >Billy Eichner has now branded me a weirdo homophobe
    Getting kind of tired of being an enemy of the modern state.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i don't get it, what's hot about impregnation? babies aren't hot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hard to explain. Mostly it's fulfilling my biological purpose but other reasons:
        - fully claiming the woman by leaving my offspring inside her
        - her body is devoted to me for 9 months by growing my offspring inside her
        - her body will be completely altered and possibly ruined because I impregnated her and she accepted all of this for me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get a job you bum, you’re a disgrace

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have to understand being gay trans etc is a sexual fetish and they get off on implicating and corrupting straight people in their antics. It's all part of the degeneracy of the lifestyle to them

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make movie that appeals to no one, including gays
    >REEEEEEEEEEE FRICKING HOMOPHOBES GIVE ME YOUR MONEY

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bros bros, we won

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to see it because I am clearly not the target audience, nor do I think it looks that funny. Because of this I am a homophobe? Wtf is our world coming to? Not everyone has to like everything, and it doesn't make them bad. There have been plenty of "gay movies" i have watched and loved. Perhaps Bros is just ass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Perhaps Bros is just ass
      It's dicks too

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Saturday drop

    Fatality.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >America, frick yeah

    I'm sure they're seeing much better ticket sales in China and Saudi Arabia.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE US MONEY, WASTE 2 HOURS OF YOUR TIME, WRITE POSITIVE REVIEWS, RECOMMEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. FAILURE TO COMPLY MEANS YOURE A HOMOPHOBIC NAZI BGOT

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey there incels! Chad here. I've got some information that will help you get laid, even though you look like a gremlin. Firstly, once you get a whiff of pussy you'll be eating that ass. Secondly, 75% of women love anal sex. Their buttholes will be clean and powdered 75% of the time. There it is. If any of you had actually had sex like me then you'd understand what I mean, but I guess you're all just losers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey there incels! Chad here
      So we have nothing to say to each other.
      Didn't read the rest.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd ask you to teach me to be like you, but I wouldn't get it

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well it looks like reddit doesn't like it so I love it now?!

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does he mean certain parts of the country?
    Did t he do an interview telling right wing people not to watch it?
    Or is he calling out californian allies who really don't give a shit?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >LA
    I would actually have made an effort to see this if it had just been some romantic-comedy with gay people as everyday citizen, just to see how it's handled. But they made it about some snooty upper-crust, coastal type liberal who works in the cultural/entertainment industry whose entire identity revolves around his gayness.
    I don't watch overt self-insert shit unless its Winding-Refn-Esque self-dunking, so hard pass.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing sadder than an old queen.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >saw the movie in the gayest city in america
    >said everyone enjoyed it
    >shocked by the low box office numbers

    He's not even self aware to realize that the whole reason the movie is bombing is because it's for liberal elitists in San Francisco, L.A., and New York. No one else gives a frick about gay people. He should get out of his bubble then try to make a movie for all audiences if he actually wants a box office success.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >saw the movie in the gayest city in america
      He said LA, not SF

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are more gay people or nu-libs in LA. The gays just make up a higher percentage of the SF bunch. It's a matter of how you count the size of the gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        LA is gayer because it used to be cool. SF was never cool.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Woah bro you don't think Jerry Garcia is cool??

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember straight people? I guess our run isn't done yet, bro.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Headline: Bros Beats Avatar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a flaming success. Why is Billy upset?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Re-release of a decade+ movie does almost as well as le hecking female and gay empowerment
      Lmao, it's over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >box office combine
      >not even 50 millions
      Hollywood is dead

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And that's a good thing

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did this guy seriously think he made a 2000's era comedies that all the normies can't stop quoting and gets slapped on to every piece of merch imaginable? I don't think here's been one of those since the first The Hangover.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of pic related

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the alternative to pissing yourself, brobros?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Crapping in the theater seats.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why not piss in the bathroom? Or just not pissing yourself? Isn’t that the alternative to pissing yourself?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, man. Pissing in the bathroom and not pissing yourself are not alternatives one would consider worse than pissing yourself. So what else could he mean?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone who ISN'T homophobic weirdo
    Aaaaw, now I feel left out.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't normally consider myself homophobic, but when a preview for this came on the TV I felt viscerally disgusted

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sold out theater
    >sat in the back
    how was there a seat if it was sold out?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he probably sucked off the teenager working the register to get inside

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This story is as real as Juicy Smalls getting lynched in the south side of Chicago by a gang of magapedes

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >homophobic weirdo
    We're the normal ones, homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people like him live in a bubble and are completely oblivious as to what normal people are like

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Two gay guys were sucking each other off in a parked car in the middle of the night when a cop car pulls over and disturbs them.
      "Evening gentlemen" the policeman says, "I've gotten a few reports nearby and I'm looking for two child molesters."
      The two gays looked at each other, (they were German) and says to the cop "we'll do it!"

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do you read tweets? from top to bottom or bottom to top

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That movie sounds litty as frick. Pants pissing raunchy hilarity.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    everyone that responds to twitter screencap threads should be brutally murdered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even yourself? I already know I need to be brutally murdered, preferably by a chad serial killer.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda weird how proud I am of becoming both a racist and homophobic recently. It used to be something considered shameful, but now it just makes sense.
    Not gonna watch your gay movie. I've chosen bigotry.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey Pox: The Movie.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'm not gonna risk getting monkeypox to watch this.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it'd do well in New York City, LA, and whatever other lefty shithole. The rest of America didn't see it and the box office shows it.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was bombing part of your plan?

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >do nothing
    >gays are still mad at me

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Main audience is literally a minority
    >Be surprised when sales are low
    ??????

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