Honestly what the hell was Lucas thinking?

Honestly what the hell was Lucas thinking?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i feel the exact same way about that little rat man fricker from lord of the rings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Sméagol? One of the most important characters in the book? Kek

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toys

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much dumb kids would want one of these

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gungas tongue my anus

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Jar Jar and Boss Nass had swapped voice actors the film would’ve been better

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MEESAH WANT TO SELL MERCHANDISE ANNI!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not rocket science. He just wanted a goofy character kids would like and would be comic relief.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to attract kids to this already dying franchise with the wacky character

    • 2 years ago
      CreepyThinMan

      >Trying to attract kids to this already dying franchise with the wacky character

      Fricking moron zoomer millenial shit, Star Wars was still considered a cherished franchise in the late 90's to the point that the special edition re-releases made 250 million.

      The Phantom Menace killed Star Wars!!!FACT!!!

  8. 2 years ago
    CreepyThinMan

    The second this wienersucker showed up on screen is when Star Wars died!!!FACT!!!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a sith lord.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they would have had him turn heel I would have watched. No guts by them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a lot of evidence of him using the force in phantom menace. Supposedly he was a counterpart to Yoda that used drunken fist. People think George Lucas scrapped the whole idea because Jar-Jar was so brutally and universally panned and introduced the shoehorned Count Dooku to fill his role in the store.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Darth Jar Jar would have been superior. Wish he had done it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It would be masterclass subversion for sure. I think audiences hating Jar Jar and not loving him enhances the reveal too.
            >Wace Windu goes to confront Palpatine
            >Jar Jar's in the office
            >Starts doing some silly shenanigan
            >Audiences groan "fuuuuuuuuuck this"
            >lightsaber noise
            >Mace Windu impaled
            >camera pans over should to reveal
            >"Mesah tink' yousa needa' taka' a sleepey-time nap mastah' jedi"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, before seeing the movie I was sure he was going to be my favorite. I was fascinated with how intricate the patterns were on his skin. Looked really cool.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was trying to make this dumb rabbit alien for the kids and subvert expectations by making him turn out to be a sith lord. It never panned out.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think he originally wanted Jar Jar to be the one behind it all but changed his mind at some point,

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He forgot that target audience of Star Wars was boys who like things that are cool and instead tried to appeal to the preschooler audience.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to appeal to kids while also underestimating them. Simple as.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think he was supposed to be beloved, so that Anakin could kill him as he turned evil, but cancelled it when he realised it would result in cheers.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lawd I done seen many thangs Mr. Qui-Gon, but I aint seen no droids no how!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than the nu-trash trilogy with Rey and token black man.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come people hate jar jar but like patrick from SpongeBob? Similar characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jar Jar's in a space fantasy setting with themes of child slavery and people getting sawed in half by laser swords while SpongeBob's in a silly children's cartoon about talking sea creatures

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing Phantom Menace in theaters when I was like 8 and I was a little sussed out by the Chinese sounding/themed trade federation guys and when Jar Jar came on screen I honestly thought "is he meant to be like a black guy? that's pretty racist, but it is an American movie after all" since my only frame of reference for racism was like blackface and slavery from America

    looking back as an adult I realized that I was entirely right and the only thing I missed was the anti-semitic tropes on Watto lmao

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