Honestly, with these guys playing on rock shows and having b***h equivalents, do you supoae they have experimented with drugs? Not like meth or anything, but just coke or acid. I like to think they did.
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Alvin is the guy who took everything and Theodore is the guy who kills himself
Where are their nipples?
They are censored.
Jesus, imagine a chipmunk on cocaine
came here because i knew someone was gonna post it
Dude weed lmao!
What are some other characters who should do drugs?
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NAKED CHIPETTES!!
Do THEY do drugs?
Very yawn.
wienersleeve
I think they got molested.
So...is this leading somewhere sexy?
Do you think Dave chemically castrated them so they could keep their singing voices like Micheal Jackson?
Does anyone else hate Alvin's character design in the CGI show? Look at Alvin's eyes. He always looks and sounds so pathetic.
Watch the old cartoons, Alvin was the trouble-maker, the fun one, the carefree one who always got into trouble. Now Alvin is a weird quivering beta. It's so weird.
I only watch it for the Chipettes.
She looked better with the scarf and legwarmers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0N9Q7BQVmQ
Why
do they have a medical problem
holy frick they look so uncanny
This show has somehow been airing since 2015
Simon looks ok, but there's something off about alvin
>movie ends with the girls in arabian outfits and the boys in loincloths
Should have been the other way around.
The reason they remained in those outfits is because they didn't have the time or clothes to change out of them. It might have been funny to have Alvin and Brittany change clothes to outwit the smugglers in some way, but how?
Topless chipettes scenes could have been saved for the sequel we never got. If only the cg Chipmunks movies were visually any good!
Why not both topless?
Gender equality.
this entire movie was just a dick teaser
For real
Are there legit people who are unironically horny for alvin the chipmunk of all fricking things
I don't know if I like twink Alvin or pudgy Alvin more.
saving...
Only if you're a pedo
Alvin doing drugs is the easy mode. Alvin mistakenly thinking that Daev is doing drugs is a bit harder. Theodore doing drugs is a copout.
Jeanette and Simon brewing drugs (based off the chemical formula for coffee) to keep Brittany high and preforming onstage, eventually resulting in Brit's festival mud rolling scene hitting the Enquirer is perfect PSA.
They’re treated like kids. They go to school and their manager/owner acts like their parent.
So yes, they’re rock stars, but in the way that like JoJo Siwa is a rock star. I think Siwa is a great comparison since her mom is her manager, right?
Even in the event that the Chipmunks were in an environment where drugs were available (which is possible), they wouldn’t be able to hide drugs from Dave for long, and he wouldn’t let them keep that up.
Dave can fail to notice the Chipmunks getting into trouble short term, but eventually he always finds out. And he cares enough about them not to turn a blind eye to drug use.
Gotta love that rare Jeanette feet.
what an unsettling cartoon design
One of the problems of the new Chipmunks cartoon, (aside from the schedule, aside from the bland rendering) is the lack of risks. It's a calm, city-set slice of life toon. The 80s and 90s Chipmunks had more danger, more risk. The MC's could be under threat of being eaten by an alligator as much as missing the start of a concert.
A few days ago someone posted a Gravity Falls video of Alex Hirsh recounting a few feedback notes from Broadcast Standards and Practices- y'know, the censors. We're not going to hear that sort of behind the scenes info from this production, but I question if BSnP even has any thing to complain about in this show. There's no wardrobe malfunctions, no adult situations, the closest to something dangerous is ziplining out a second story window to a treehouse. No guns, scaffolding fires, or giant robots. Where's the fun that the 80s cartoon had?
Fun is racist.
It probably doesn't even matter anymore since kids typically get their entertainment from online sources these days. If you want syndicated kids cartoons with more adult themes, you're going to have to tune in to non-American television stations.
There's a difference between "adult themes" and "This cartoon is less entertaining than Clone Wars, Star/Evil, Steven U., Amphibia, Molly McGee, etc"
I think it's a question of creating a rut and staying there, vs "riding flaming robots through the sky while playing death metal." It's too often one extreme or the other, and Chipmunks has been too placid. Especially when compared to older versions of itself, though the Chuck Jones movie may be an outlier.
>they look exactly like human kids with hands, feet, fingers and toes, but with a chipmunk nose and a tail
what a scam. cant believe people fall for this obvious shit
I'm not sure those are all that much better than meth.
I was genuinely surprised to see a new episode promo of this on Nicktoons recently, and even more surprised that this shit has like 8 seasons. These weird CGI cartoons usually do whatever service they get shit out for and disappear after a few years or so.