honey, it was ruined when she bought it

honey, it was ruined when she bought it

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfiltered Mike Myers kino fresh off the set of Goldmember.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHHH JUDAS PRIEST

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie makes me laugh so fucking hard, at this point I don't know whether me enjoying it is ironic or not

    sometimes even just remembering it exists makes me giggle a bit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      its because it took jokes from lesser known sketch comedy shows like mr show (where the infomercial bit was lifted from, almost verbatim), the state, kids in the hall, etc, and repackaged them into a "kid's" movie.

      Jesus, if you're not american or under 30 this was probably your first exposure to some of the better sketch comedy that's been produced.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i never caught on to that joke
      I miss when movie studios would fund state of the art memes

      kino

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      SON OF BI-

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ahead of it's time by 15+ years
    holy fucking filtered

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i watched the vhs of this easily over 300 times as a kid until the tape died died. i got in trouble for re- scenes at school with my friends. in class we would go "SON OF A B-" and repeat youtube poop/newgrounds bits. *sip* yeeeeeeeep it sure was good being a 2000s kid

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i havnt been on newgrounds in years
        im going to check it out

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't bother, it's infested with zoomers thanks that autistic rhythm game

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >got in trouble for re- scenes at school with my friends. in class we would go "SON OF A B-"
        Nice to know I wasn't the only one

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did the same thing, did a stick figure animation on dsi flipnote where I dubbed over the scene whisper screaming

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soul

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*rapes faster than eminem*

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is a horrible adaptation of The Cat in the Hat but it's fucking hilarious and kino as fuck when you're older and recognize it as a Mike Myers movie. Half the humor for me comes from how a Dr. Seuss movie has jokes about clowns having hepatitis, Taiwanese government, and the mom having a bikini foldout in a picture frame with the hat getting an erection. The fact that this film was even released how it is and had no mandated cuts or changes from suits is insane.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mom having a bikini foldout in a picture frame with the hat getting an erection.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mom having a bikini foldout in a picture frame with the hat getting an erection.

      this film gets a lot of hate but that is a simple, clean joke a kid or an adult could laugh at, and is funnier than anything put out by Hollywood in the last decade

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This movie is a horrible adaptation of The Cat in the Hat but it's fucking hilarious and kino as fuck when you're older and recognize it as a Mike Myers movie.
      pretty much. There's no way kids would understand 90% of the jokes. I wouldn't be surprised if this is one of those movies where the budget and ideas got to out of control that it was impossible to bring it back down without destroying the entire production.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This movie is a horrible adaptation of The Cat in the Hat but it's fucking hilarious and kino as fuck when you're older and recognize it as a Mike Myers movie.
      pretty much. There's no way kids would understand 90% of the jokes. I wouldn't be surprised if this is one of those movies where the budget and ideas got to out of control that it was impossible to bring it back down without destroying the entire production.

      It was a different time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fact that this film was even released how it is and had no mandated cuts or changes from suits is insane.

      Wasn't this the movie that made them clamp down on these adaptations to make them soulless? I'd so much rather see someone with an idea do something left field like turn a Seuss book into a raunchy PG comedy than just see some robots turn a kid's picture book into 2 hours of inoffensive CGI.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Cat in the Hat is so kino that the Seuss estate banned all live action adaptations because of it

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ANYTHING!
    >Anything?
    >ANYTHING!!
    >..Anything-
    >I’ll get you, and it’ll look like a bloody accident

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The joke works 1000x better without playing it up immediately afterward.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    pure, unadulterated kino

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie will eventually be seen as a masterpiece

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's seen as a masterpiece now

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT ONLY ARE YOU WRONG, YOU’RE STUPID

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly. authentically. genuinely. cannot understand why this movie has a bad reputation. I loved it as a kid and I love it even more now

    it’s weird, yeah, but I’d prefer that to schlock

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The tone is completely wrong for a Seuss adaptation. I thought it was good as a kid, like i thought pretty much every movie was good. But imagine being the parents or critics watching hyperactive Mike Myers making retarded faces and threatening to kill people. In an adaptation of some of the most beloved and wholesome, whimsical childrens books ever. Its funny to me now, but its obvious why it was hated.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hilarious as fuck
      >kino set design and cinematography
      Would be remembered as a masterpiece if Seuss dickriders didn't get their panties in a wad about it being an unfaithful adaptation

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the love guru, too.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >according to cast and crew, working with Mike Myers on this film was a "horrible, nightmarish experience." Actors would wait for hours for Myers to come out of makeup, he only spoke to his handlers and director Bo Welch during down time on set, he had his handlers dress his trailer, and his area was all covered with tenting because he didn't want anybody seeing him. He also had a male assistant who sole job was to feed him chocolates from a Tupperware container, and the film ended up having long and pointless additional takes of scenes because he overruled Welch on whether they were good enough or not
    I love how autistic this dude is

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the most based thing i've ever heard
      no wonder it was pure fucking kino

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Actors would wait for hours for Myers to come out of makeup
      I mean its not his fault if it took that long to put the cat face on him

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this retard thinks the movie is bad

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody likes a suck-up
    Baldwin killed it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The commentary track with baldwin and the director is hilarious. The director basically refuses to reveal any of the filmmaking “secrets” and baldwin starts cumming whenever kelly preston is on screen

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I just looked this scene up and laughed out loud. I really need to watch this movie.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow I just watched the clip this movie might not be as good as I remembered, that line was good but then they drew out the joke further

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what Myers does always

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't use the D-word per se cause I think it's really really wrong

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this movie and I felt like the walls in the room were closing in on me

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any other examples of Meyers being a pain to deal with on set for weird reasons?

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scene where he gets hit in the balls and then it shows him as a little girl on a swing is the pinnacle of comedy

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU'RE FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeDUH

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