Horror

So is this Frogman movie good or not, also, name a SINGLE horror movie you've watched this week.
I'll wait.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    critters was funny, you ever watched ghoulies? it's terrible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ghoulies 2 was decent, the first is kinda boring as you said.
      2 at least has them appear for most of the movie and they look better as well.
      I haven't watched the 3rd one in College yet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        3rd one is a coomer movie. Lots of women prancing around in panties and filled with 80s/early 90s college movie tropes. Other than that it’s garbage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ghoulies 2 was great, a carnival in the 80s with monsters is keno

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first and second one were fun. From Beyond is the masterpiece of horror camp.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder he is objectively considered the scariest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *better than hereditary*

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not available on Amazon
    I was going to fricking buy a digital movie for the first time ever and they won't let me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to rent it on youtube, but im not american, so i wasnt able to do it, not even with a vpn. same thing happened with chadgetstheaxe.
      I ended up torrenting froggie, chad is still not available. movie was mid sadly. appreciate the effort and its as good as a no budget cryptid flick can be, but theres very little frogman in the frogman movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >theres very little frogman in the frogman movie
        Well, that's a bummer.
        I torrented it but can't stand any creature movie where the creature barely appears.
        And I was really looking foward to it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, like in many of these movies, 99% of frogman contents is in the last 10-15 minutes, its a very short movie so give it a shot

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >99% of frogman contents is in the last 10-15 minutes
            I hate when this happens, though.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >100% forest
              >0% witch
              >kino of the century

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, I never thought I’d see the day when someone would openly admit they didn’t “get” the Blair Witch Project of all movies

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What movie is this from?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Primal Rage

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >99% of frogman contents is in the last 10-15 minutes
          I hate when this happens, though.

          The first 45 minutes is a funny mockumentary, like the beginning of BWP project, and then the last half hour is a lot of Frogman and cultist action. It's worth watching if you're a found footage fan.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >BWP project
            Why the frick did I type "Blair Witch Project project" kek.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It’s an absolute dogshit waste of time. Do not watch this movie unless you have very low standards. It’s incredibly unoriginal and boring. Not to mention l shitty acting. Weak ripoff of The Blaire Witch Project with no horror to be found.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Goodbye

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember getting so angry at Critters Attack that I outlined my own idea for a next Critters movie, with plans to write a script and send it to New Line, but I never finished it. Now I am doing the same with True Detective.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Critters Attack at least tried with the full practical effects and I liked the generic critter variation like in Gremlins 2.
      It did feel too PG-13 however, kinda like Goonies meets Critters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The best thing about it were the puppets, they were well-done and had more expression that the old ones, so I will give credit there.
        >PG-13
        Do you forget that all four of the old movies were PG-13? Critters Attack and New Binge were the first time they actually went R-rated. It was nice to see them chowing down in gory detail like a nature documentary for once. It felt PG-13 because of the kid cast and the stupid Krite Princess.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >New Binge
          How shitty is it?
          It's the only Critter media I've yet to see
          Are the critters at least nicely done like in Attack

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's probably the most insulting thing to the property I can think of, feels like Gremlins on coke and yet... I kind of liked it. It's stupid and admittedly charming.

            The puppets are okay, not as good as Attack's, In some scenes they are obviously puppets but they're serviceable.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Alright, you've convinced me to give it a watch, then.
              Kinda funny how out of all small critter movies only Critters managed to get new content in the new century.
              Meanwhile Gremlins 3 might as well still be vaporware that only AI will be able to craft

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun, anon, though I'll warn you, it doesn't feel anything like Critters. At least they brought back shape-shifting bounty hunters again. They jog from Australia to the United States to catch up to the Critters
                >Kinda funny how out of all small critter movies only Critters managed to get new content in the new century.
                It's just what I hoped for except exactly how I didn't want it to happen. I fear that's the last we'll see for a long time.
                Also nice picture, I'm going to save it. RIP Lee.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >new content
                Technically Gremlins got something as well, it was just a streaming cartoon.
                If they ever do a new Gremlins film it needs to have practical effects. It's dead in the water if they go CGI.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Finally saw Society.

                Is this a kid friendly tv show?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Is this a kid friendly tv show?
                I haven't seen it but yeah I'm pretty sure it's for kids. I don't know if there are even any horror elements, I haven't seen anything about it besides pics of Gizmo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Critters Attack at least tried with the full practical effects and I liked the generic critter variation like in Gremlins 2.
      It did feel too PG-13 however, kinda like Goonies meets Critters.

      I remember reading that the SyFy Channel was involved with Attack and gave stupid guidelines like not letting the Critters talk. One of the most popular scenes is when the Crite drops the F-bomb in the first, but high executives know better.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the main actress in it is really hot, I may shoot her a DM begging for pussy. frogman appears enough, it's good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wot's picture, precious?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed Frogman, I watched it yesterday. Was just about to make a /hor/ thread to talk about it when I saw this.
    >name a SINGLE horror movie
    The last movies I watched
    >frogman
    >giallo in venice
    >ring 0
    >dressed to kill
    >the strange vice of mrs wardh (rewatch)

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright bros, gonna watch Killer Crocodile. If this thread is still up later I'll post my thoughts about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Cemetery Gates

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks fun, I'll check it out sometime. I love practical effects creatures and gore.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Critters is based. Critters 2 is based. They must be watched. Kino.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >found footage
    its shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's lots of great found footage movies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, there aren't. its a moronic gimmick.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Complaining about "gimmicks" in horror is moronic. It's all about the gimmicks. Gimmicks are fun.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            found footage is a film gimmick, to slash budget and to tell, don't show, seem valid. I'm not replying to your other post.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >and to tell, don't show, seem valid.
              What?
              >I'm not replying to your other post.
              You already did, you said "no, there aren't. its a moronic gimmick."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >pretending he isn't samegayging
                just because the unique poster counter is gone, doesn't mean you fit in or can hide your samehomosexualry. I'm also, not going to reply to (you)r other post since this one.

                The point is that found footage is a gimmick so that "TELL, DO NOT SHOW" can seem valid, because the camera won't be pointing at whatever is threatening. If you spoke english natively this would not have been difficult to understand. I am deeply sorrowful that your autism caused you to fixate on such a worthless gimmick.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even know what post you're accusing me of being kek.
                > because the camera won't be pointing at whatever is threatening
                So you think that one scene from The Blair Witch project is the entire subgenre? You're just moronic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Literally only one person on this board tried to pretend "found footage" was a film genre. (you). you know it. I know it. You aren't hidden. its a shitty gimmick.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Found footage is objectively a horror subgenre since so many of the movies share tropes and plot elements with each other, in addition to the visual style.
                Sorry you have an autistic vendetta against some other anon and you're willing to deny reality in an attempt to spite him. Maybe you should stop acting like a child.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                its a gimmick. its nothing else. its a gimmick on the same level as slasher or any other type of gimmick, because found footage will be everything from slasher to dream/reality master to what ever type of horror you can imagine. they could easily make a hellraiser found-footage. That's how you know its a gimmick.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >. its a gimmick on the same level as slasher
                I agree, and slashers are also another clear horror subgenre. Glad you came around to agreeing that found footage flicks are like slashers, with clear tropes and cliches separating them from other horror subgenres.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                again, a subgenre is its own unique concept of film. a gimmick is something that could be any subgenre. Thus, found footage is simply a gimmick, with no identity of its own.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The Blair Witch project is the entire subgenre
                Slightly off topic, but did anyone here see the found footage porno The Bare breasts Project that came out around the same time?
                It was my third favorite porno movie adaption that year, after Shaving Ryan's Privates and How Stella Got Her Tube Packed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Take your fricking meds

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Schizophrenic rambling. have a nice day homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, there aren't. its a moronic gimmick.

      Shit taste and shit bait, have a nice day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. the /ffg/ autist

        i'm sorry you fixated upon such a worthless film gimmick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, back to this shit again? Holy frick, get a life you homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >back to
            thanks for confirming it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >N-no u
              Why are you like this? i don't even like many found footage films, but you are a fricking annoying homosexual. I've seen you obsess over this /ffg/ shit since last year.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That wasn't a "no u," that was me identifying you as the autistic person who tried to make a general for found footage movies a while back, through proof you provided.

                found footage is garbage, and you're a literal moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I never even used the /ffg/ you fricking moron, and I only like about 4 or 5 found footage films. I'm just tired of your schizo ramblings about muh /ffg/. You are unironically a schizo if you think anyone who likes found footage is the same person

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite found footage kino is As Above So Below

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you prefer Ringu or The Ring?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer Das Ding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ringu

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    randomly put this on over the weekend. The reveal was kind of weak, but overall it was a pretty fun ride and the cult stuff was intriguing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The trailer for this was so misleading. I thought it was going to be some shitty Slenderman knockoff. Was pleasantly surprised when I actually saw it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gremlins vs critters who wins?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone seen this? Good or just tryhard campy slop?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its found-footage, thus shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its found footage, thus shit.

        When Autism Attacks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. /ffg/ autist

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off, autist.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no, you. stop trying to convince anyone that a gimmick is anything but a gimmick.

            unless you're willing to admit you're the guy who made that new found footage movie, and is shilling it on Cinemaphile.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              All I said was that the movie is good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you I just finished it and it sucked frog penis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick lol, I just realized the OP was talking about the same movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This better be good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its found footage, thus shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            When Autism Attacks.

            Nope. All found footage is shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s found footage, thus: awesome

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the acting is bad and the first 30 minutes of the movie is nothing

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we even pretending that being found footage is bad when you can say the same thing about a bunch of other tropes anyway. Jump scare, slow burn, black and white, film grain, 4:3 aspect ratio, film grain, all "gimmicks" but you can make good horror with them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      found footage is shit. its not a subgenre. its just a gimmick. you are the only person pretending it isn't shit. everyone else alive acknowledges that its just shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we
      It's just one guy having a tantrum.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, its you trying to pretend found footage is anything but shit. the removal of the poster counter doesn't hide that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look, he responded again.
          Why don't you take a breather, buddy. Go watch a movie and calm down.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you are alone. nothing will change that. you fixated on shit, and now we'll have to deal with that until you get permabanned. such is mental illness.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I bet you cry about gore too. You should stop going into horror threads if they make you angry.
              I know you'll ignore my advice to continue seething, though. Such is mental illness.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                so you've been accused of multiple people of being a samegayging homosexual fixated on shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like how that's not at all a reply to what I said. You really are a moron.
                Keep entering threads that make you angry, then. You're wasting your own time. You're gonna regret the hours of needless rage when you're on your deathbed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you are who you are. everyone can tell.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you might be found footage, anon

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Killer Crocodile anon here. Fun movie. Nice killer animal flick with low budget Italian vibes, some good gore, and a cool croc prop. Takes place in a swamp and reminded me of Anaconda.
    Joe the swamp man was based, basically this movie's Quint. I was so happy when it revealed he survived.
    Gonna check out Killer Crocodile 2 sometime. I read that it was shot back-to-back with the first one, and I caught a really cool scene from it once on Tubi when it started autoplaying after Alligator (1980.)

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You frickos seen the new omen trailer yet

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ignoring that one autist shitting up the thread.
    I was gonna mention in my post earlier that the Killer Crocodile soundtrack (besides the Jaws-ripoff theme) reminded me of the Cannibal Holocaust soundtrack, just realized now that it's by the same guy. Pretty cool.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so the guy who made some new shitty found footage movie is shilling itt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >enters horror movie thread
      >gets angry about horror movies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >enters thread about OP
        >denies OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just got home, putting Frogman on now!

      nta you can't shill it to me, because I've been shilling it to you guys kek. I love FF.

      After frogs in 2024? Bros... it's Spiders.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >putting Frogman on now!
        Hope you enjoy. If you're a found footage lover then I think you'll like it, but it is one of those FF flicks where the first 40 minutes are about the characters chatting and doing interviews with the townsfolk. Once it does get going it doesn't stop until the movie ends, so it felt worth it.
        > I've been shilling it to you guys kek
        So are you the reason the movie was posted constantly before it released? I wondered what all the hype was about.
        Ended up being an enjoyable movie imo.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kek alright Frogman was about what I thought it was gonna be, moronic FF fun. Basically a long VHS segment. I actually thought the "VHS dream" sequences were by far the strongest part and it's a shame it didn't lean into that really hard.

          I posted a few countdowns but there are a bunch of ff anons, the idea of the film is just funny.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BELPHEGOR!

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >name a SINGLE horror movie you've watched this week
    Il Nido/The Nest (2019). Somehow my gf has a crush on the teenage girl in this movie so we were watching it for the third time in few months. The movie is decent and I like the girl too, so I don't mind.

    We were going through some recent Italian horror in general and In The Trap (2019) is worth watching as well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the third time? I don't even watch my favourite films twice kek.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't even watch my favourite films twice
        Then they're clearly not your favorites. If they were your favorites you'd be willing to watch them again.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why watch a film again when you could watch a new film

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The reason you're supposed to watch any film in the first place, it's enjoyable, stupid.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's a good movie? That doesn't change if you've seen it before.
            It's not a choice you have to make. You can watch new things but also rewatch great films. Unless you have ADHD, then it might be impossible for you.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watched Devil's Rejects. Can't believe I'm supposed to sympathize with these dudes at the end of the flick. "Oh but the cop was mean". Is Rob Zombie moronic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately the budget got like halved for the next film in the series so don't expect it to get better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he believes everyone loves his stupid ass wife as much as he does. its a damn shame because i like the sets and props and moseley and haig were fun, but the first movie is the only one I can rewatch because it is the only one where theyre treated as villains

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love his wife more than he does. She belongs with me.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Howard... I hate you so much for leaving me here, sometimes I hope you die. I'm sorry. I feel awful admitting that, but it's the truth. I was curious about other men. I'm sure you don't want to hear about a stranger satisfying your wife, and I swear it was only once. It was a mistake. It wasn't him that I wanted. I know that now. And I wish things could just go back to the way they were before, but I don't see how they could, not after the things I've done. Oh, Howard. I realize how this all must sound. Honestly, there was a time I was flattered to have someone as handsome as you pine over me. You're such a good person. I know that. I made sure to always be mindful with your heart. I never wanted you to feel jealous. It's an awful feeling like a rot, the way it just twists and turns at your insides. I know that aching so well. I feel it. Whenever I see others whose lives come easy because the truth is, I'm not really a good person. The reason I kept my eyes to the ground around other men was never to avoid hurting you. It's because I understood how lucky I was to have your attention. I may be a poor farm girl, Howard, but I'm not stupid. I spotted you the moment you came to live with us. You worked hard like the other farmhands, but you were different. You're from somewhere. A nice, comfortable place that you could return to whenever you wanted. I'm so desperate to have that. All my life, I've wanted off this farm and you were my ticket out. So... I made sure to never let you see who I really was. It worked like a charm, too. Then when you finally brought me back to your home to meet your family, it was just as I hoped. A life straight out of the pictures. At least that's what it felt like to me. And you didn't want it. You just wanted to stay here on our farm, and that made me so angry. How could you? I'm certain you knew I hated it, you must've. How could you be so selfish and cruel after all I've done to make you happy?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was even pregnant with your baby. I never wanted to be a mother. I loathed the feeling of it growing inside me. It felt like sickness. Pulling and sucking on me like some needy animal in a barn. How could I be responsible for another life? Life terrifies me. It's harsh, and bleak, and draining. I was so relieved when it died. It was one less weight keeping me trapped here, but then the war came and you left me, too. Why did you leave me, Howard? I hate feeling like this. So pathetic. Do people like you ever feel this way? I figure you don't. You seem so perfect all the time. Lord must've been generous to you. He never answers any of my prayers. I don't know why. What did I do? What is wrong with me? Please, just tell me so maybe I can get better. I don't want to end up like Mama. I want to be dancing up on the screen like the pretty gals in the pictures. I want what they have so badly, to be perfect, to be loved from as many people as possible to make up for all my time spent suffering. Sometimes I wake in the middle of the night and the fear washes over me, 'cause what if this is it? What if this is right where I belong? I'm a failure. I'm not pretty or naturally pleasant, or friendly. I'm not smart, or funny, or confident. I'm exactly what Mama said I was, weak. I don't know why. What did I do? Why wasn't my family like yours? I hate what it feels like to be me and not you.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so scared that when you finally come home, you'll see me and be frightened like everyone else is. I know what I've done, the bad things, terrible, awful, murderous things. I regret them now, but I liked how they felt. I wish I didn't, but I did. At first, it was only animals smaller than myself. Nothing with feelings. Nothing that could hurt me back. It felt good. Killing's easier than you think, till recently with Mama and the boy from the picture house. They were different. They were more meaningful. I hurt them so they too might know what it feels like to suffer, but poor Daddy didn't deserve that. I wish I hadn't done what I did. Mama meant well. She had a hard life. She only wanted a home to feel safe in. I can see that. I thought I hated her, but I just want to feel safe, too. Lord... I made such a mess of things. I don't know how much more I can take. I need to clean this up. All of it. I need to make things right before you see me again. Maybe if I can turn this farm into a home for us like you wanted, things will finally be different. I can forgive. I can be who you want me to be if you'll just stay with me. Would you do that, please? I can't be all by myself anymore. It's too hard. We can love each other. I'll do that for you if you really meant all that "till death do us part." It'd be enough, just you and me here on this farm. All I really want is to be loved. I'm having such a hard time without it lately..

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BLEH

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ding ding

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't watched yet but have Blood Creek lined up. H-Cav and Fassybender in some weird time-warp nazi funtimes. Dark Parasite to follow that. No idea if it's any good but gave it a quick peek, and it was really great to see a movie, particular a recent horror, that doesn't look like cheap flat video shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember Blood Creek but DO remember liking it. I like anything with Nazi zombies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I like anything with Nazi zombies
        Even Zombie Lake?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I love Jean Rollin, I love Jess Franco, I love Nazi zombies
          What's not to love

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, I haven't seen the movie since like 2008 but it made an impression on me as being one of the worst movies I've seen.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well if you put on a movie by either one of those guys you gotta know what you're getting into first

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shudder worth it?

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