why are coomer adults watching these kids shows? >a kids show from 2001 has an episode with a gay character? >that validates my enitre existance i feel so seen
do these gays ever grow up?
Take a wild guess what her love interest looks like. It shouldn't be hard, because you just know we can't have a cute and all white lesbian couple ever.
Okay, someone on the staff looks exactly like the negress, we just need to figure out who. Every time something like this happens it's the most blatant self-insert possible.
>Okay, someone on the staff looks exactly like the negress, we just need to figure out who. Every time something like this happens it's the most blatant self-insert possible.
This. 100% guaranteed. She doesn't even fit the character design style. It's like those nu-Simpsons where the celebrity guest doesn't match the art style.
Saw that one coming. Could have been worse, I suppose. The black girl doesn't look hideous, at least, but even still. You can't have any western girl x girl stuff with white women unless the pairing is:
>White girl x black girl >White girl x nasty hook-nose looking israeliteess >White girl x fat blob Rosie O' Donnell >White girl x partially shaved head man-jaw and androgynous looking "woman"
Funny how every lesbian couple I ever saw IRL looked like regular white women, but I've literally never seen that in any kind of animation, despite animation nowadays being full of lesbians.
It’s more common in women because they want fictional characters to act like or literally be them. Give a girl a G I Joe and she will have him ride a pony or go to the beach!
>Alex would be an amazing frick, because shes probably tight as heck.
>Sam would play innocent but then pin you down and start riding you hard.
>we all know Clover is a bawd who would gargle your cum and do anal,ride you until you came inside her and keep going until you got hard again.she would also bully you and try to finger your bum, by the time it was over there would be 2 other dudes(exhausted) by her side, turns out she was doing them too and you didnt even know, and that wasnt her finger in your bum, also it was not a finger.
Too bad She-Ra looks like an androgynous little boy in the show. Would have been appetizing if she had a decent pair of breasts, curvy hips and a much more feminine looking face, like her face in that fan-art
Cinemaphile is down the hall and to the left
ur mum was down on my ball especially on the left one last nite
Jeet.
kek
Samegay
Nah bro you're just mad
I might be mad but you're still a jeet, and that's the real lmao.
>I might be mad but
Stopped reading there lmao, thanks for conceding.
fpwp btfo
gz m8
But Cinemaphilemrades have no balls 🙂
tybg its kino
holy shit israelites btfo
Jej
GOOD MORNING SAAR
the baskinposter is replying to himself for a fake reddit screenshot again
put me in the screencapped
this isnt Cinemaphile, we dont screencap every mildly funny post
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS!
Totally Spies has returned?
>Totally Spies has returned?
Yes, and their personas have been "corrected" for 2024.
>Blonde
>Blue eyed
>The most wiener hungry
>Is a lesbian now
What?
The power of cartoon breasts. Everyone succumbs eventually. Don’t pretend like you haven’t.
why are coomer adults watching these kids shows?
>a kids show from 2001 has an episode with a gay character?
>that validates my enitre existance i feel so seen
do these gays ever grow up?
>do these gays ever grow up?
No, specifically no. It is a serious problem.
about fricking time we got some lesbian fetishism
Two hot girls playing with each other isn't lesbianism.
Show already had every other normalgay fetish under the sun.
that art style is completely different and worse than OG totally spies, wtf is this?
reboot of the show.
Most reboots are like that, sadly
Take a wild guess what her love interest looks like. It shouldn't be hard, because you just know we can't have a cute and all white lesbian couple ever.
Clover was always turbo bawd so this is not surprising
finally, lesbianism in film and tv
This is so brave. Nobody's ever been gay on TV before
Aww yes, time for some hot lesbian act-
Ayo clover and Aunt Jemima linked up.
Need it or keep it?
If Clover's gonna munch rug, at least make her GF cute, fit, and white.
the LGBTQP group takes over another small part of culture.
Okay, someone on the staff looks exactly like the negress, we just need to figure out who. Every time something like this happens it's the most blatant self-insert possible.
>Why yes, I will ship myself with the cutest girl in the show
Many such cases.
Reminds me of the israelite writer who self-inserted and shipped himself with the e-girl Power Puff Girls character, Blossom
Hahaha, holy shit. That's both insanely fricked up and based at the same time.
also
>phanom of the opera reference
doubly based
>Okay, someone on the staff looks exactly like the negress, we just need to figure out who. Every time something like this happens it's the most blatant self-insert possible.
This. 100% guaranteed. She doesn't even fit the character design style. It's like those nu-Simpsons where the celebrity guest doesn't match the art style.
Saw that one coming. Could have been worse, I suppose. The black girl doesn't look hideous, at least, but even still. You can't have any western girl x girl stuff with white women unless the pairing is:
>White girl x black girl
>White girl x nasty hook-nose looking israeliteess
>White girl x fat blob Rosie O' Donnell
>White girl x partially shaved head man-jaw and androgynous looking "woman"
Funny how every lesbian couple I ever saw IRL looked like regular white women, but I've literally never seen that in any kind of animation, despite animation nowadays being full of lesbians.
>blonde super-spy with supermodel looks is fricking... a fat Black person
Of course.
Why is self-insert characters a millennial/Gen Z problem?
It’s more common in women because they want fictional characters to act like or literally be them. Give a girl a G I Joe and she will have him ride a pony or go to the beach!
Considering this is basically "random fetishes: the cartoon" i hope they find she's a futa at some point, that'd be hot
>Purebred Stacy suddenly becomes a dyke
>She's now into porch monkeys who work part-time at the Dollar General
hahahaha
hot..
Yuribros... we lost?
Yuribros never win with western writing. Westoid cannot into yuri
>yuri
You homosexuals are unbelievably annoying, frick off.
I was just shitposting in the first post tho, i'm not into yuri
Yes 🙁
Sadly true.
*ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*
lmfao. They really can't help themselves. Even lesbians aren't allowed to date their own race.
This makes no sense, wasn't she only into rich chads? Why is she going after an overweight sheboon?
of course is some fricking ugly Black character
Didn't they also replace Jerry with a black woman
>4 episodes in
>no bondage
I can't believe I waited 11 years for this shit
I thoughed everybody just assumed she and the yellow chick where lesbos.
>phone use entertainment
Do cartoons really now?
Why it's always lesbians with kid shows?
Because it's safe and coomers like it. They don't dare make it gay dudes because they know most people are disgusted by it.
Grooming for the middle school gym teachers/coaches. It’s just between us girls!
>rebooting an early 2000's show
>worse animation
>forced homosexualry
why are Cinemaphiletroons like this
I always had the impression that the original Clover was racist and a total bawd.
Alex and Sam were the cool ones.
>gay shit
Kys
Someone post Sam, Alex and Clover pasta
H.D. tell me what those initials stand for
>Alex would be an amazing frick, because shes probably tight as heck.
>Sam would play innocent but then pin you down and start riding you hard.
>we all know Clover is a bawd who would gargle your cum and do anal,ride you until you came inside her and keep going until you got hard again.she would also bully you and try to finger your bum, by the time it was over there would be 2 other dudes(exhausted) by her side, turns out she was doing them too and you didnt even know, and that wasnt her finger in your bum, also it was not a finger.
No
This is the closest thing to an all-white lesbian couple I've ever seen in animation and one is a fricking cat, so...
Too bad She-Ra looks like an androgynous little boy in the show. Would have been appetizing if she had a decent pair of breasts, curvy hips and a much more feminine looking face, like her face in that fan-art
I've been here for 15 years and I still don't know if you're all trolling me about jacking off to cartoon characters
Couldn't they have just had some sexual tension between each other like the Sailor Scouts do?