>hot semen demon is obsessed with fat old guy and goes full yandere over it
this was too ridiculous for me, Cinemaphile. i am like Tony and no woman has ever looked at me and thought 'i would like to be with him'.
>hot semen demon is obsessed with fat old guy and goes full yandere over it
>what is power
This. Tony is a force of nature.
>i am like Tony
Keep telling yourself that.
that's because you lack Tony's dominant presence and masculinity.
>i am like Tony
no
also she's 40 and has self worth/lashing out issues
>I am like Tony
kek
I am, I look a lot like him, have the chest hair, same hair style and receeding hairline, same height and more or less same weight.
women these days don't actually want an actual male. they want a sissy that caters to their every whim. having a girlfriend does the same as if you take female hormones. it's best to stay single and only engage in casual hooksup. with measures of course.
Poor you!
you should've just told us you are a moron. Tony oozes masculinity (which women love by instinct) and power which is the difference between you two assuming youre husky and tall. Also any real man finds himself a wife worth marrying, dating around for your whole life is pathetic and hardly different than being a prostitute
it can happen. it has happened to me before
>i am like Tony
Without the money, or power, right?
she clearly was obsessed with him due to more than that.
Oh, I'm glad you can read the minds of fictional characters. OP himself says women don't want him, and I'm explaining why. If Tony was poor, no women would want him.
maybe but in that end, why go for him when you can go for a more spineless and easily controlable finance guy or something?
>why go for him when you can go for a more spineless and easily controlable finance guy or something?
Maybe because they would have to have sex with the finance guy, and they wouldn't want to. That would just lead to the woman cheating. Once you realise women all want Chad with money, then their actions make sense. Tony is actually Chad, but the older version.
The movie definitely ruined the show for me cause it kind of makes me see Tony as a non-chad considering how he's portrayed in the movie.
I didn't watch the movie, but you know whether someone is Chad or not, based on how everyone else treats them. Was there ever a person who refused to do what Tony said? No. The only people who dared to talk back to him were his own family, because Tony is the least likely to hurt those people. He was in charge everywhere else. That means Tony is the definition of Chad.
I remember being in class at University, where they were teaching Communication or something. One of things they taught is that Chad is immediately obvious to everyone in the room, which is the kind of power Tony had. So no, Cinemaphileners are not like Tony, and they should stop pretending they are.
>I remember being in class at University, where they were teaching Communication or something
that sounds very gay and as such i discard what you wrote. i am a chad.
>i am a chad.
Oh, okay. Well, you can live in your delusional fantasy world. Please attempt to convince others, because you've failed with me.
i like to think so because it's the more positive mental headspace and improves my life. positive self visualization and the laws of attraction. go die in the gutter if you've figured it out, redditor.
>If Tony was poor, no women would want him.
Not necessarily, him being dangerous and volatile is also a major factor here.
Even if he was a plumber he would still be fricking b***hes with that dominant attitude
Lmao you fat bald moron, you’re missing the point. He’s a powerful, rich, dangerous mob boss.
You’re just a sad fat bald loser.
You are not “just like Tony”. Fuggowdahear
>i am like Tony
No, you're like Pussy.
Cinemaphile would either be AJ or Bobby, depending on age.
Nah, Pussy.
>I am like Tony
You've never been in a fist fight and have certainly never choked a 9/10 female in the middle of her workplace.
I have been in fights. I once chipped a tooth and got a bruised eye for 2 weeks plus clogged up buzzing ear due to the guy hitting me in my ear.
How did the other guy do?
>no woman has ever looked at me and thought 'i would like to be with him'.
literally possible if 6+ feet with an assortment of allowable personalities
Protip: if you don't want a woman's advances, choking her is the worst thing you could possibly do.
obligatory
Wet as October
I'm not a simp type but
holy shit I would let Gloria Trillo destroy my life for a decade or two
There are a lot of girls who unironically are into this due to the powerplay involved like society doesn't agree that a beautiful woman should be with an uglier guy.
Girls like ugly bastards because they're pure, unbridled masculinity. Not gymgays, twinks or average John Does. They're masculinity uninhibited or neutered in any way. I am an ugly bastard.
what happened to your father, you ugly fat frick?
>troon's bait....whatever happened there.
Are you a cool, dangerous gangster with a lot of money?
>i am like tony
Sure you are fatboy
>yandere
English, mother fricking weeb
Tony was tall, charismatic, and rich. Even being just one of those things gives you a leg up on most men.
Aside from being rich and powerful, you have to remember that tmob bosses are local celebrities too. They have a kind of fame. Tony Soprano would have literally been a household name in all of northern New Jersey.
>i am like Tony
you wouldn't understand because you're poor and get anxiety attacks at the thought of going outside
Not OP, ironically a pretty significant character arc in the sopranos is soprano coping with his anxiety attacks
No OP, this does not mean you are soprano
By the way, your eagerness to be like him means you are most certainly not like him
just because you're fat and bald doesn't mean you're like tony soprano
well OP i guess it's a good thing they included a song that perfectly sums up gloria's state of mind