Hot take, Miles should have been a girl.

Hot take, Miles should have been a girl.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Made for interracial troony yuri sex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah she's built for Peter's wiener.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish there was more of this. Did peter ever had a black girlfriend?

        Remember, Peter, Uncle Ben's dying words:

        The white man's burden.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was "With great power comes great responsibility to clap dem cheeks".

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You need to watch the Raimi cuts, anon, not whatever woke trash they're peddling from Marvel these days.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            should have just posted with great power comes great responsibility and pic related anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish there was more of this. Did peter ever had a black girlfriend?

        Fem Miles would be written like Riri 2.0 and every moment she appears with Peter would be about her outsmarting the white boi

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thart particular looking set of Peter and Fem!Miles (which apparently isn't even supported to technically be them anyway?) always put me in the mind of like, a jockier, even more arrogant Peter and a girl Miles that was the geek in contrast to that.

          Which made me think of a Peter who never had his Uncle Ben die and so just kind of continued to parlay his new powers and athleticism into his social life in a way that results in something like the pictured. Like he begins living the dream sports star highschooler life and kind of abandoning the traits that the regular Peter cultivated. Then Miles comes along and gets powers to and is the more traditionally... awkward nerd person who's trying to be a real hero counterpart to him. Or something like that. Obviously there's a lot of moving parts that'd need to be sorted, but a Spider-Man wearing a sports jacket kind of put all of that in my head.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >a jockier, even more arrogant Peter
            IE what Peter used to be like before they changed him to match up with the movies.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They were just OCs that some twitter user put out for some twitter "draw your own spider-man OCs" or something

            I tried my hand at slop genning some time ago. I had some more but I was saving them on a flash drive that went dead.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
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          Anonymous

          >Arrogant autistic girl who is often at odds with the older veteran mentor
          >They learn to mutually respect one another, she learns humility while he learns to trust her or some shit
          >sex optional

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Riri would have been fine if she was Tony was her Sugar Daddy, let's be real.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna find the original green for this pic and post it here. Because this thread needs some direction.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna find the original green for this pic and post it here. Because this thread needs some direction.

        >Due to Jefferson Davis recently getting a big promotion from Captan Stacy and some well deserved time off after handling a recent crime spree, Aunt May and the Morales get together for a celebration Aunt May generously offerred to host.
        >However, a new string of villainous crimes begin to pop up continously througout the city amidst the party.
        >Knowing it's their sworn duty, Peter and Miley get ready to head out, but are stopped as their families settle in the foyer and begin to exchange life stories and friendly discussion, and they want their kids to join in.
        >Peter and Miley initially start with harmless, inconspicuous, excuses that wouldn't be second guessed by their parents and guardian.
        >Wr need to pick up more drinks, you guys look like you could use some more snacks, we just remembered we forgot something at school, etc etc.
        >But each time Peter and Miley come back, they slowly become more and more haggard and disheveled from handling so many villains throughout the day
        >As they're gone, Aunt May and the Morales's conversation gradually shifts to their kids as they wonder what they could really be doing.
        >They've grown very close and spend an awful lot of time with each other, so they start to wonder could really be going on
        >Peter and Miley do their best to maintain the facade and spend time with their family, but more questions are asked as their curiosity increases.
        >Things come to a head as Peter and Miley forget to enter through the front door, and instead come out at their most haggard from Peter's room upstairs.
        >Peter and Miley do their best to deny any questions about the nature of their friendship and what they've really been doing. But their denial only raises further questions.
        >Cue the most pivotol question where they collectively decide to lean in and ask if they've been having sex. But as the tension builds up, the doorbell rings.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Surprise, surprise, it's Captain Stacy and Jefferson's friends and colleagues from the NYPD come to celebrate as well!
          >You see, as Peter and Miley went to and fro from crime scene to crime scene, they'd occasionally run into some of Jefferson's co-workers who would congratulate Miley and ask about the boy she was with.
          >Through some quick conversation and rushed escale, the topic of a party at the Parker household would drop here and there.
          >Thanms to the hard work of Spider-Man and Shadow Spider stopping crime, crime had dropped enough that as it was night time, the cops and workers they ran into finally had to join in.
          >Believing that Peter and Miley were responsible for this and had been keeping this "surprise" a secret, they're both embraced and apologized to for the gradual suspicions garnered. And thanked for doing such a stupendous and loving job for the family.
          >Now Peter and Miley could finally relax and enjoy the party
          >Unfortunately they both crashed hard in the couch and fell asleep throughout the duration of the party.
          >When they both woke up, they discovered that the Morales had allowed Miley to stay the night as they couldn't bear to break up the two.
          >Especially after they fell asleep onto each other and were said to look like such a cute couple by partygoers and their family. (Details revealed courtesy of Aunt May)
          >Even worsened as they recieved texts of them sleeping together and running hand in hand from the Morales. (Courtesy of the many officers who saw them running about)
          >Fortunately, it was a Saturday so they could finally take a well deserved break and take in all the shock and embarrassment from yesterday's events.
          >That is until Shocker decided to rob another bank before they could finish breakfast.
          >Letting off a heavy sigh and exchanging a knowing glances and smiles, together they set off once again to save the day.
          >The End

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Surprise, surprise, it's Captain Stacy and Jefferson's friends and colleagues from the NYPD come to celebrate as well!
          >You see, as Peter and Miley went to and fro from crime scene to crime scene, they'd occasionally run into some of Jefferson's co-workers who would congratulate Miley and ask about the boy she was with.
          >Through some quick conversation and rushed escale, the topic of a party at the Parker household would drop here and there.
          >Thanms to the hard work of Spider-Man and Shadow Spider stopping crime, crime had dropped enough that as it was night time, the cops and workers they ran into finally had to join in.
          >Believing that Peter and Miley were responsible for this and had been keeping this "surprise" a secret, they're both embraced and apologized to for the gradual suspicions garnered. And thanked for doing such a stupendous and loving job for the family.
          >Now Peter and Miley could finally relax and enjoy the party
          >Unfortunately they both crashed hard in the couch and fell asleep throughout the duration of the party.
          >When they both woke up, they discovered that the Morales had allowed Miley to stay the night as they couldn't bear to break up the two.
          >Especially after they fell asleep onto each other and were said to look like such a cute couple by partygoers and their family. (Details revealed courtesy of Aunt May)
          >Even worsened as they recieved texts of them sleeping together and running hand in hand from the Morales. (Courtesy of the many officers who saw them running about)
          >Fortunately, it was a Saturday so they could finally take a well deserved break and take in all the shock and embarrassment from yesterday's events.
          >That is until Shocker decided to rob another bank before they could finish breakfast.
          >Letting off a heavy sigh and exchanging a knowing glances and smiles, together they set off once again to save the day.
          >The End

          nice fic anon, very plausible

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon. Wrote it a long time ago in the early Miley threads.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are they archived? If so, can you send me a link or the name of the threads? I wanted to see what they look like

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing, anon. There are others, but this is the main thread where I made it, as well as the largest and most defining thread featuring Miley. Or the yellow Miley, to be more specific
                >https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/129036388/#129036388
                You can also see other mentions of Miley in different threads through the other search results on tbharchive too. Hope this helps.
                >https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/peter%20and%20miley/page/1/

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No problem. It's nice going through that thread again and seeing what the younger me wrote.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Surprise, surprise, it's Captain Stacy and Jefferson's friends and colleagues from the NYPD come to celebrate as well!
          >You see, as Peter and Miley went to and fro from crime scene to crime scene, they'd occasionally run into some of Jefferson's co-workers who would congratulate Miley and ask about the boy she was with.
          >Through some quick conversation and rushed escale, the topic of a party at the Parker household would drop here and there.
          >Thanms to the hard work of Spider-Man and Shadow Spider stopping crime, crime had dropped enough that as it was night time, the cops and workers they ran into finally had to join in.
          >Believing that Peter and Miley were responsible for this and had been keeping this "surprise" a secret, they're both embraced and apologized to for the gradual suspicions garnered. And thanked for doing such a stupendous and loving job for the family.
          >Now Peter and Miley could finally relax and enjoy the party
          >Unfortunately they both crashed hard in the couch and fell asleep throughout the duration of the party.
          >When they both woke up, they discovered that the Morales had allowed Miley to stay the night as they couldn't bear to break up the two.
          >Especially after they fell asleep onto each other and were said to look like such a cute couple by partygoers and their family. (Details revealed courtesy of Aunt May)
          >Even worsened as they recieved texts of them sleeping together and running hand in hand from the Morales. (Courtesy of the many officers who saw them running about)
          >Fortunately, it was a Saturday so they could finally take a well deserved break and take in all the shock and embarrassment from yesterday's events.
          >That is until Shocker decided to rob another bank before they could finish breakfast.
          >Letting off a heavy sigh and exchanging a knowing glances and smiles, together they set off once again to save the day.
          >The End

          I like cute characters and spider-team dynamics, I like it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >troony
      >yuri
      These two concepts are literally impossible to be in the same setting. Why? Because trannies are men, and if a troony fricks with a lesbian, that means it's straight sex since it's a man fricking with a woman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What about if it was an ftm troony?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Consider the following: yurigays are closeted trannies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a yurigay and I'm not a troony. I'm a straight man. I even hate trannies so much because they tarnish my favorite genre and thanks to those homosexuals, now homosexuals like you think I'm a troony when they're my enemies too. Frick this shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm a yurigay and I'm not a troony.
            YET

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are a spiritual troony and cuck

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      Anonymous

      "We done be gone and be robb agin when de yellow man done took de black man O'cadamy O'ward!"

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        Anonymous

        That is a Bill Watterson quote

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >police: wow wow wow, look who's here, black spider, the spider that paints anti-police graffiti on the walls of the city, you know, I think I saw how you attacked that poor heron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >itt racists forgetting their racist when phat ass ebony b***hes are involved
        I guess the power of big booty b***hes really does conquer all

        kek!

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      Anonymous

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  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just be gay

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And she should be pregnant as often as possible.

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      Anonymous

      This fem-miles needs a parker bun in the oven

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      Anonymous

      I wish there was more of this. Did peter ever had a black girlfriend?

      Cuuute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish there was more of this. Did peter ever had a black girlfriend?

      You know all of this is possible due to the multiverse right? This probably exists out there, that's the beauty of it. Any stupid or smart idea you have technically does exist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Femiles is cute!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine FemMiles is a student who’s crushing on her science teacher, Mr Parker. Then she gets spider powers and finds out the object of her affection is in fact, Spider-Man.

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        Anonymous

        God I need that as a fred perry comic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Basically, like what Agent Venom got with Mania. That and they could’ve easily have co-existed as Spider-Man and Spider-GIRL. No conflicts and very fricking easy to market. No “Miles Morales” or “Kid Arachnid” on toys.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In some older threads based on that set of images we had the idea that Miley's superhero moniker was Shadow Spider but to her frustration everyone calls her Spider-Girl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish there was more of this. Did peter ever had a black girlfriend?

      I've thought of this Peter as one who's Uncle Ben hadn't died yet. So instead of stopping his underground wrestling career after his first match, he got more and more into it to the point of becoming rougher and tougher as he got more into it. It isn't until Miley shows up to one of his matches, that things start changing. Alongside his reputation as the Human Spider getting him into trouble, and soon leading to the death of Uncle Ben.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’re thinking of the movies. Ben’s death didn’t make him quit wrestling or make him into a hero. He still tried to make money off of Spider-Man to help Aunt May with the bills. It was Jameson’s smear campaign that made it all go kaput. Pete didn’t save Jameson’s son out of the kindness of his own heart, but to get his reputation back on track and more. Except Jameson doubled down and made him out to be an even worse menace.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          True, but I was just thinking of the wrestling as a backstory to why this Peter appears to be more roughed up, and not as "nice" as the regular Peter would be. If that's the word or good way to describe how he appears.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >not as "nice" as the regular Peter would be
            Again, the original Pete wasn't a nice guy. OG Pete was a smart guy with a chip on his shoulder. Although he was tall and good-looking, he was ultimately let down by his bad temper and attitude. He'd pick fights with the other heroes all the time, which is why a lot of them didn't like him. Dude was also pretty self-serving, and only cared about himself and his family. He only became a true hero IE the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man later on.

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      Anonymous

      Femiles has a great design here, but holy shit that Pete is atrocious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but holy shit that Pete is atrocious
        What's wrong with it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why it matter for you? You are not the aritst.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the shorts, socks AND shoes over the suit??

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Okay? Looks good on him to me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They very well could both be teens here, but Miley’s just a womanlet. Tall white guy and tiny black girl.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's how I look at them. Peter takes them high and in front, while Miley goes low and in the back.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was more of this. Did peter ever had a black girlfriend?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the Old Man Logan universe I guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zendaya?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MCU and I could have sworn one of the cartoons but I legit cant remember

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you mean Liz in Spectacular who was brown meat

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      Anonymous

      All I'm saying is if hey made FemMiles Peter's rebound after his divorce I'd have been much more fine with what they did with Peter afterward.

      God black girls are so cute, we need more of them in Cinemaphile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They seem to be more common these days.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Especially with white boyfriends

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They seem to be more common these days.

          White dick is life-changing for Black Women.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think he would still be hated around here. Being a girl didn't help Riri, but then again Miles' personality actually is noticeably more likable. He just gets fellated all the time at Peter's expense, which would still be a problem if he was a girl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Miles is written more like a female Mary Sue than a male Gary Stu. The former is typically a passive character to whom impossibly good things happen while the latter is active and makes impossibly good things happen. A Mary Sue is typically extraordinarily nice while a Gary Stu is an aggressive jerk. So Miley wouldn't necessarily be a better character, but would feel more "natural".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would be even worse. I mean come on, a twelve year old girl beating an experienced combat veteran? But at least he'd get the waifupass.

      I wish there was more of this. Did peter ever had a black girlfriend?

      That crazy Gonzalez b***h was the closest.

      In the Old Man Logan universe I guess

      Oh yeah, MJ over there was black.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh yeah, MJ over there was black.
        Guess Zendaya was comic accurate then.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh yeah, MJ over there was black.
        Guess Zendaya was comic accurate then.

        it was never told if it was MJ or anyone else, we know Peter had a black daughter, Tonya (pic rel) and she fricked Hawkeye.
        But her mother wasn't named.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Glory Grant then?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like to imagine it was MJ, for obvious reasons. iirc, Tonya also had sisters, so that's more in line with MJ since she and Peter often have multiple daughters.
          Tickles my chocolate tushy pink thinking that Ashley would be annoyed trying to find a universe where MJ is black just so she can hook her and Peter up and get her family started in a world where everything DOESN'T go to shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Miles is written more like a female Mary Sue than a male Gary Stu. The former is typically a passive character to whom impossibly good things happen while the latter is active and makes impossibly good things happen. A Mary Sue is typically extraordinarily nice while a Gary Stu is an aggressive jerk. So Miley wouldn't necessarily be a better character, but would feel more "natural".

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      Fem Miles would be written like Riri 2.0 and every moment she appears with Peter would be about her outsmarting the white boi

      FOOL

      I'm writing female Miles, and I say that female Miles is a fangirl that looooves Peter Parker, can't stop writing fanfiction with him and sqees at the thought of being his sidekick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm writing female Miles, and I say that female Miles is a fangirl that looooves Peter Parker, can't stop writing fanfiction with him and sqees at the thought of being his sidekick.
        The best and worst thing about multiverse shenanigans is that this is exactly as valid as any other option.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Any name for these fanfics? Also how would it go for the spider-verse films?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Peter enters the room
        >"Hey Miles I'm gonna go get pizza do you want anyth-"
        >The Milleys turn to Peter
        >"Oh not again"
        >Peter starts running away
        >"HEY! COME BACK PARKER HERE YOU OWE ME A DATE!"
        >"PETER-SENPAI COME BACK!"
        >"Come back lover I just want a piece of that Parker cake~"
        >Miles tries to process the situation
        >"MILES IF THIS MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER THIS IS EXTREMELY WEIRD AND UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME TOO!"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Any more green text for this cause this is funny as hell.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Miles and Peter are at a pizzeria on earth 3504
          >Miles takes a deep breath
          >"So let me get this straight... 3 female versions of ME fell in love with you?"
          >"Yup"
          >"Just.... How?"
          >"I was exploring alternative universes met them and I accidentally like you young people say rizzed them up"
          >"1 Don't say that word and 2 Did you know they were female versions of me?"
          >"Of course I knew it but I was only being friendly with them but they for some reason fell in love with me"
          >"And how friendly were you with them?"
          >"Is there any other kind? 80s Spider Girl I met at a disco in her universe we talked a bad guy showed up I decided to dress up and help her fight him we talked more 2 weeks later I jokingly said if she beat Rhino in one punch I would take her on a date"
          >"Wait so did she?"
          >"She did somehow she did my mouth almost fell to the floor when I saw her doing it"
          >"Ok... So what about the other two?"
          >"Spider Kouhai actually comes from Penny's earth I was helping her and Penny with their homework she developed a crush on me I tried to tell her the two of us weren't gonna work out but then that only made her more determined"
          >"And Black Tarantula?"
          >"Well one at the Spider Society me and Miguel were both hella drunk and ended up having a naked twerk off which caught the eyes of a lot of spider women and spider girls"
          >"Oh my god"
          >"For the record I totally won that twerk off"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Miguel is sleeping on his bed
            >His phone rings
            >Miguel groans and picks it up
            >"Who and what do you want?"
            >"Miguel it's me Peter"
            >"Which Peter?"
            >"The one that beat you in the twerk off"
            >"Bullshit I was the one who won"
            >"Look as much as I wanna fight you over who won I need your help"
            >"What is it some multiversal threat?"
            >"Worse the Miley's have found me"
            >"Why don't you just settle for one of them already? Hell try to go for the poly option"
            >"I don't wanna traumatize Miles"
            >"Ugh fine I will help but I want something in return"
            "What is it?"
            >"Admit I won the twerk off"
            >"Mother fu- Alright but only after you help me"
            >"Deal now give me your location"
            >"Earth 626 central park I'm all out of web fluids and if I try to run the clap of my asscheeks will alert them"

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will now buy your movie

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Miles should have been a mutant: it would make his origin less idiotic.
    Miles should have lost the school lottery: dealing with a shitty public school while not being as smart as Peter but still wanting to be a good student (for his mom) could have provided some much needed personal drama.
    Miles shouldn't have gotten Peter's webshooters and we formula : he would have had to develop his own fighting style which would have given him a unique appeal instead of aping Pete's style + having 'I win' powers
    Miles should have stayed in 1610: they never deal with his origin making no sense in 616.
    Miles should have developed his own identity: After Pete comes back to life/never died (1610/616), Miles really should have started to stand on his own two feet instead of relying on Pete's fame for relevancy: using a famous persons name for fame is in really poor taste. Miles may not have done this in an in-universe way, but Bendis did it.

    The Miles I describe may not have been great. It may have failed or been boring. But at least it would have been better than the nothingburger 13 years in the making we have now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Miles shouldn't have gotten Peter's webshooters and we formula : he would have had to develop his own fighting style
      You might be on to something. Like, imagine if he had to jump from place to place and leap off walls. It could even be moniker, Jumping Spider.
      but Marvel wouldn't have their black Spider-Man be known for having "da hops"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *his

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    Anonymous

    Post more black spidergirls in their tight outfits showing their butts
    Need to boost my collection

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    Anonymous

    I would have loved that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that finger
      ouch
      thehair looks disgustingly awful but the butt almost makes up for it. Almost.

      Ey, now that's better

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      Anonymous

      am i a brainlet or are her feet reversed here

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        Anonymous

        Yeah it thought they were crossed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn girl, put those grippers away

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    >no artistic tight and fit ghetto booty spider-kween
    We're in the wrong universe.

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    Osborn should had thrown her off a bridge.

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      ZAMM

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    Anonymous

    Miles shouldn't fricking exist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was OK when he first debuted. He was made to fill up the gap that ultimate spider man left and he did a decent job with his own adventures until that one crossover comic where he met main 616 spider man.
      Then everything from there onwards had to involve the spider verse and Peter that robbed him of his own growth as a character and solo adventures.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He was OK when he first debuted.
        Frick off. He came out of the abortion that was the end of the Ultimate Universe. The death of Spider-Man in that was the end of the dumpster fire that began with shit like Ultimatum. He has never had anything original that wasn't just taken from Spider-Man. Bendis refined the "make the ethnic character for the adaptations" mentality because he saw which way the wind was blowing. In a decade of Miles comics, his best fricking story was the Spiderverse films. In the Playstation game he is boring and whiney as shit. Miles problem, like all the 2010s diversity hire heroes, is that they copy the Spider-Man format (young hero, great power yada yada) while missing the key ingredient that endeared people to Peter. Miles just constantly gets given shit. If you think I am wrong please tell me which Miles arc to read.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't have any original villains. I read a bit of his solo stuff after ultimate spider man's death, but other than an issue where he teamed up with cloak and dagger, I literally remember nothing about it.
          Even during his period, they were still talking about ultimate spider man's death and the impact of it. It's like the series peaked and ended at his death and the new guy couldn't live up to the title. It's such a weird choice where he takes over a bit, does nothing memorable, and only finds his stride in teaming up with the 616 spider man when his whole point is that he's supposed to be someone that isn't Peter.
          It's like a contradiction where he's both a failure and success, to the point where his prowler plot point in spiderverse seems like course correction where they're trying to give him a villain and something to do.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >trying to give him a villain and something to do.
            And even that villain is just a Peter one.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hobie wasn't even a bad guy after a while though.

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    All I'm saying is if hey made FemMiles Peter's rebound after his divorce I'd have been much more fine with what they did with Peter afterward.

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    Anonymous

    Batman Beyond mouth molded suit thing going on

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno about those dreadlocks flying free like that. Can't help but think that it would get in the way with her swingy around. I wonder what she would look like with her locks in a ponytail.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hotter take, all spideys should be girls

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Miles should have been a transgirl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Name?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        VANNIAL
        unironically got aids, I can't gett into their content much after that reveal for reasons i dont know

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A fate that seems to befall a lot of these people and usually leads to early retirements. Probably for the reason you mentioned.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Miles is FOR transgirls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gwen is a biological woman, you, troony-obsessed homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          trans flag in the room, trans light when "she" speaks about being herself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because white b***hes are obsessed with virtue-signaling.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know you can't get over how much you want to suck troony wiener, but Gwen isn't for you. Go to /soc/ or /lgbt/ and beg one of them to cosplay instead of spewing your deranged fetish here.

  54. 1 month ago
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  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Starring Sarah Banks as Miley Morales

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Spidersuit already skintight and form hugging, especially on girls
    >Black girl ass
    Why wasn't this a thing?
    I feel like even the extreme far right anti-woke people would be down so long as we get enough gratuitously butt shots

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel doesn't want to acknowledge the obvious WMBF sexo that would be occurring

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Marvel doesn't want to acknowledge the obvious WMBF sexo that would be occurring
        Why do Bleachedgays keep trying to push this narrative that they're being persecuted by Hollywood as if the current Spiderman isn't paired up with a mulatto right now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They literally broke up already.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nope

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They did and Ned is dating her

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she isn't black enough

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >unironically parroting the same shit that woke trannies do
            The absolute state of conservatives

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel doesn't want to acknowledge the obvious WMBF sexo that would be occurring

      The thing is that....they did.
      Just less than a month ago.
      And it sucks, it sucks because they both use shitty costumes and shitty actresses. The moral of the story is: never wish for anything because it will sucks as in this world everything new sucks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Every. Single. Time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those costumes actually looked alright and the women were hot. The problem was the costumes were in two future visions for a couple minutes. If the film had been about them in costume people would have seen it. But it wasn't

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Those costumes actually looked alright
          did they

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Those women are hot and the costumes looked alright. The problem is they appeared twice briefly:
            >Once when the bad guy has the vision of his death.
            >Once when Madame Web glimpses the future at the end of the movie.
            If the film had actually had them running around in those outfits then Sony might have convinced people to watch the movie. Instead we got a boring slog of boring characters with no motivation and dumb lines alluding to Spider-Man shit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Those women are hot and the costumes looked alright
              did they?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought all the actresses in Mademe Web were pretty hot. Aside from the black one but that was more due to that fugly hair cut, her with an afro actually looked fine.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Possibly. Could have even been interesting. I'd have rather he was a cute gay guy.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We get it you want white wiener.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ugly and annoying either way

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know damn well if Miles were a girl, she wouldn't be hot and curvy, she would be flat both in chest and ass and probably the one with a shaved haircut instead of Gwen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In fact....it's what they did in Edge of Spider-Verse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >genderswap Miles
        >give him no hips, breasts, or ass
        Marvel really is run by troony fetishists.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not genderbent Miles but his sister in a possible future.
          It's also said La Gata Negra was Miles's ex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In fact....it's what they did in Edge of Spider-Verse

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick can this be a hot take? [Character] should have been a girl is one of the most repeated things on this entire fricking website.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When will society realize that horny overpowers racism? Love does beat hate, but they're going about it all wrong. We need more cute black women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      as if WMAF didn't make asian men angry at white men and BMWF didn't make white men angry at black men and WMBF didn't make black men angry at white men?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you understand entropy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Untrue. 70% of racism comes down to anxieties over who is fricking whose women.
      Its honestly kinda funny how its the same everywhere. On Cinemaphile you here people complain about Hollywood forces BMWM and white men being emasculated. And then you go on black twitter and its black guys complaining about hollywood forcing WMBW relationships and black men being emasculated.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wayyy, wayyyy too far. They just wanted an easy diversity shoe in to try to capture a percentage of the urban reader market.

    If it was a girl or an actual big change, they wouldn't have been able to replace Peter Parker as easily.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Miles isn’t urban though. Dude’s firmly middle class.

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    Anonymous

    Who's spamming AI crap?

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now I’m imagining a fic about a liberal and progressive college grad who gets a job teaching at an all-girls inner city school. What would be hotter? The black, big booty students wearing school uniforms? Or wearing their own clothes and pushing the dress code to the very edge?
    Do real, American inner city schools often have uniforms?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Do real, American inner city schools often have uniforms?
      Absolutely not. Inner city means no money IE no uniforms.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on what you mean by inner city school. If you mean a school that is specifically an "inner city school" it would have neither. Said school have very little money due to the regions they're located in and as a result are usually underfunded and understaffed, as a result there wouldn't even be a dress code.
        On the other hand if you mean Inner City as in a school that is situated near the inner city but not inherently tied to the economics of the region. In such a case it would probably have a uniform due to probably being like a catholic school. Like a straight up private school wouldn't make sense since most of the students wouldn't be "ghetto", so "Saint Marie's School for Girls" would be your best bet. However you could always do the fantasy scenario and have the government actually fund and build a decent quality school in such an area, which you know is extremely preposterous and something that they would never ever do, but like hey poetic license and all.
        Also I like the insinuation of Peter being a teacher, unironically something that should just be part of his status quo.

        No dress code or uniform, got it.
        How do I describe the kind of idealistic young teacher who comes from a liberal and rich family, went to an elite private high school, then an Ivy League college, and decides to teach at a black, underfunded inner-city school? What subject would that kind of person teach?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >How do I describe the kind of idealistic young teacher who comes from a liberal and rich family, went to an elite private high school, then an Ivy League college, and decides to teach at a black, underfunded inner-city school?
          israeli
          >What subject would that kind of person teach?
          Critical Race Theory

          • 1 month ago
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          Anonymous

          Just say he's a fit good looking young white guy who looks out of place in the neighborhood. For what subject that heavily depends on what you want him to be like, English and History probably make the most amount of sense.
          Also technically you could also still use a non-Catholic Catholic school if you want them to have uniforms.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you mean by inner city school. If you mean a school that is specifically an "inner city school" it would have neither. Said school have very little money due to the regions they're located in and as a result are usually underfunded and understaffed, as a result there wouldn't even be a dress code.
      On the other hand if you mean Inner City as in a school that is situated near the inner city but not inherently tied to the economics of the region. In such a case it would probably have a uniform due to probably being like a catholic school. Like a straight up private school wouldn't make sense since most of the students wouldn't be "ghetto", so "Saint Marie's School for Girls" would be your best bet. However you could always do the fantasy scenario and have the government actually fund and build a decent quality school in such an area, which you know is extremely preposterous and something that they would never ever do, but like hey poetic license and all.
      Also I like the insinuation of Peter being a teacher, unironically something that should just be part of his status quo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      No dress code or uniform, got it.
      How do I describe the kind of idealistic young teacher who comes from a liberal and rich family, went to an elite private high school, then an Ivy League college, and decides to teach at a black, underfunded inner-city school? What subject would that kind of person teach?

      Writer here again, incorporating ideas from the thread. Peter Parker recently graduated from MIT, and is now teaching at a school in Harlem. Miley Morales is a freshman girl who is over-excitable, loves science and tech, is a bit of a teacher's pet, and packs a massive and jiggly booty.
      How will Peter handle the awkwardness of a student crushing hard on him? How far will Miley go in her infatuation with the fit, young white guy who is the smartest teacher she's ever had?
      Since I write smut, the story will need to end in sex, so how do I get a responsible and adult Peter, who is serious about his career in teaching, to end up giving in and dicking down Miley's fat ass?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >so how do I get a responsible and adult Peter, who is serious about his career in teaching, to end up giving in and dicking down Miley's fat ass?
        Maybe have miley come from a bad home, and peter deciding to have her move in and take care of her (as a responsible adult of course). Overtime he finds her more and more endearing as he lives with her. Then (not sure about this part) either she and him get really close one night and start fricking, or he saves her one time as spider-man, and she wants to thank him there with a make out secession. considering how much time peter spent with her and how much he now loves her, he can't say no

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe have miley come from a bad home,
          Awful.
          Keep her family the same. Changing too much makes Miley too different.

          Just have her and Peter frick in a passionate moment and he nopes right after

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > Changing too much makes Miley too different.
            And? Who says she should be 1:1 with diversity spider-man?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > Changing too much makes Miley too different.
            And? Who says she should be 1:1 with diversity spider-man?

            I've got it! I'll give Miley an absent white father. So she'll have daddy issues and easily imprint on any white, male authority figure in her life that shows her kindness and attention, like her new science teacher Peter Parker.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Isn’t that electra complex?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Just had to look that up. I guess it is kinda an electra complex? I don't know, I was just going for the daddy issues thing so I could explain why Miley was so desperate to frick Peter.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was thinking that too and I thought the Electra complex makes sense. So basically just regular daddy issues then?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I think this is totally unecessary.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. Pete’s legit tall and handsome. It’s just simple attraction.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. Pete’s legit tall and handsome. It’s just simple attraction.

                Fair enough. Haven't wrote it into the story yet anyways, so its all good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        teasing and love notes with thirsty writing and if it has a beach episode, wear a bikini with focusing on the ass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like this. Peter has to become the assistant swimming & diving coach since he's the newest teacher. Why a Harlem school has a swimming & diving team, I don't know. Anyways, Miley hears about this and joins the team just to spend more time with Peter. Similar thing happens with Peter becoming the coach of the Scholar Bowl team, and Miley joining that team too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >so how do I get a responsible and adult Peter, who is serious about his career in teaching, to end up giving in and dicking down Miley's fat ass?
        Maybe have miley come from a bad home, and peter deciding to have her move in and take care of her (as a responsible adult of course). Overtime he finds her more and more endearing as he lives with her. Then (not sure about this part) either she and him get really close one night and start fricking, or he saves her one time as spider-man, and she wants to thank him there with a make out secession. considering how much time peter spent with her and how much he now loves her, he can't say no

        Have her half-lust over Peter and Spider-Man separately, then when she finds out (somehow) that they're one and the same, she can no longer control herself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          maybe she figures it out when she's making out with spider-man and "accidentally" removes his mask

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Peter knowingly fricked a married woman. When her husband came to get her back, Pete told her she was just a pump and dump because he felt she was better off with the husband.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Literally an Alpha Fricks, Beta Bucks situation. And Ned took her cheating ass back after she got her black blown out by fricking Spider-Man.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If miles was mia her comic would have flopped, no matter how hard they pushed she would have never been successful with spider-man’s demographic: boys, teens, and young men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even if they drive up the sex appeal and filled it with gratuitous butt shots?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The same demographic doesn’t mind Spider-Gwen who exists solely for gratuitous ass shots. The problem is boys don’t play AS her, or see herself AS her. While they see their penis in her, they don’t see themselves on her, that’s the same problem girl miles will have, it’s why spider gwen has always been a supporting character. It’s just the nature of demographics. Girl miles will be called a wifey and shipped, but she won’t last as a protagonist for a guy audience who prefers vicariously imagining themselves as an extraordinary young man (which is the fantasy for milesgays who want to Spider-Man but even more boring)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s why you keep Pete as the protagonist and have ChickMiles be his sidekick. Simple as. Also, dudes will play as her to stare at her ass, and others will install a mod to give her jiggle physics.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But it’s kind of a catch 22. The reason why miles is popular IS cause he’s a guy. Guys = protagonist. That’s why dragon ball z is for the most part full of guy fighters - cause it’s a boy demographic! It’s pretty hard to break that with a female protagonist. Miles being a black/hipsanic teen is for the self insert homosexualry of black and Hispanic kids, therefore, Miles = protagonist. which is how he gets so much successful push - because that’s easier to sell. Is it possible a female black girl could have sold well? Statistically, probably not! At best she would have been a sidekick, because abrasive black girl outshining white protagonist never sells well in the long run. So if miles was a girl, she probably wouldn’t even be popular enough in the first place to be recognizable enough to be Peter’s sidekick. There’s other female Spider-Man characters like Silk, Mattie Franklin, Anya Corazon, there is really no difference between them and girl miles except that shes black, and if miles was a black girl she probably wouldn’t be more well known then them in the first place.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Miles being a black/hipsanic teen is for the self insert homosexualry of black and Hispanic kids, therefore, Miles = protagonist
              Hispanics like Dragon Ball and Peter Parker.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >At best she would have been a sidekick
              Literally what I just said, dude.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The problems with fem miles is that she is black, she must look like Rio, then I would like her

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE AI I HATE AI

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That'e just a black girl with a fat ass and some Spiderman shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes she is

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And Peter should have a bigger ass than her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a given. They should have a child, twice the ass.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would a female version of Miles be named?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      miley

      i should draw her more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      miley
      [...]
      i should draw her more

      Milena, learn some spanish.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t Milena Slavic?

        Especially with white boyfriends

        This but with white girls. Female miles can’t decide between fricking Gwen or mj

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, MJ and Gwen get cucked by femMiles

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In this universe femMiles is the only spider-person and Peter doesn’t exist

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How she feel and fit with the spider-verse films with meeting her male version and Peter?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She’d respectfully help them but want to get back to her own dimension, and wouldn’t be moronic enough to believes miles in ATSV

                No, in this universe she has 8 kids with him.

                No

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What about Peter B. Parker (one with mayday). How would she feel when meeting him in the first film? Also, the others punching miles?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > What about Peter B. Parker (one with mayday). How would she feel when meeting him in the first film?
                She’s probably pity him a bit and, like miles, encourage him to get back with mj and stop being a loser
                >the others punching miles
                Which scene was that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The one where they were trying to “train” him. Also it is where noir punches him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh that scene, honesty it felt really dumb, but I guess femMiles would at least help him since he’s a male version of her, but I don’t know

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, in this universe she has 8 kids with him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mila

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peter would knock her up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, she is for Spider-troony's futa wiener only. Peter is a giant cuck.

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    Anonymous
  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I head the pilot for the invincible fight girl cartoon is neat, probably the only black female superhero I’ve seen in a while

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and Moon girl?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeh, her show is neat though personally never got into it. Love the animation though

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you were writing a femMiles comic AU, what would it be like
    >age of femMiles
    >villains
    >relationships
    Also hard mode, no one was/is a spider-person before or after her, but Peter still exists

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but Peter still exists
      He's either her science teacher or her classmate. Either way, she's crushing hard on him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        science teacher would be cute, she fangirls about both peter and spiderman.

        Random but I think if Miles was a action figure guy then Miley should collect dolls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > she fangirls about both peter and spiderman.
          Spider-Man doesn’t exist in this au but yeh, her liking science pete would be cute

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Spider-Man doesn’t exist in this au
            Lame.
            The entire fun is seeing Miley thirst over Peter.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If she was animated, would the style be like moon girl or a different animation style?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That depends on a lot of different things, but her in the moon girl style would be nice

              sorry been dropping in and out this thread
              does anyone have any requests? i need to warm up for commissions

              Her having peters mask and sniffing it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Her having peters mask and sniffing it
                thats messed up, ill do it!

                Upside down girl with her and Peter

                a classic, ill add it to the queue

                [...]
                I dig the outfit, I will have to draw it at some point

                cute! and pls do!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you're cool with NSFW, then Fem Miles after a fight that leaves the back of her suit torn open and exposing her bare butt

                ill be honest i might not do nsfw stuff with her
                on the fence about taking the "spidey fangirl black girl" concept and making it into an oc

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Requester here, Beautiful work anon, thanks
                >might make it an OC
                What do you have in mind?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Early college aged girl who just moved in New York who throws herself in dangerous situations to get close to spider man. Peter is also her science teacher so it's awkward. For me separating her from Miles means I can get a little crazier, BUT Miles does seem to have an obsessive side ex his sketchbook

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sounds really cute anon, so she's not going to be spider-woman or anything and just loves peter/Spider-man?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I can see that if it was set in a universe where spider-man is still a marvel comic book with FemMiles being a huge fan.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When she is done, would she be caught by Gwen, Penny or peter?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Would be funny if it was Peter who she still doesn’t know is spider-man

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But it would funny for Gwen or Penny to tease her about this. What kind of smug anime look will Penny have if she see her smelling peter’s mask?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah Gwen and Penny would relate
                Penny has a crush on Japanese Spider-Man
                Gwen developed a fetish for dilfs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fricking
                >not shocking
                Spiderverse and its consequences

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                spider-verse actually hade him say shock though, it's just normalgays

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sorry been dropping in and out this thread
            does anyone have any requests? i need to warm up for commissions

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Draw genderbend Miles in spider-suit fangirling over Peter.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Draw her speaking with Kamala, talking about her latest fanfic with Spider-Man in it. Kamala is annoyed.

              Reminder

              This is so patethic, it's funny.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Peter seeing her unmasked and she is blushing like hell at being caught by her crush.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dig the outfit, I will have to draw it at some point

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wait
                Does this mean she has a hole cut into her suit with her bare ass sticking out?
                Or is it like one of those drop-seat onesies?
                Either way, a superheroine with her naked ass hanging out of her costume (and a black, big bootied one at that) is always a W for me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wait
                Does this mean she has a hole cut into her suit with her bare ass sticking out?
                Or is it like one of those drop-seat onesies?
                Either way, a superheroine with her naked ass hanging out of her costume (and a black, big bootied one at that) is always a W for me

                A hole in the suit like the Brown Widow

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, the fully exposed ass in the suit is better

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wait
                Does this mean she has a hole cut into her suit with her bare ass sticking out?
                Or is it like one of those drop-seat onesies?
                Either way, a superheroine with her naked ass hanging out of her costume (and a black, big bootied one at that) is always a W for me

                So can she only shoot webs out of her ass or can she do both from wrist and ass? Honesty a combo would be nice and you could still have her ass exposed. Also I kind of like the idea of a face mask with the lips exposed, like classic Jessica spider-girl

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Black girls with dreads are underrated, thanks for this anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kamala is mad because she wants to talk about her fan fic where her OC Donut Steal is hanging out with Spider-Man.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Think her and FemMiles are rivals in the fanfic department?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cute!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So fricking cute dynamic, good job Draw Anon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Upside down girl with her and Peter

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you're cool with NSFW, then Fem Miles after a fight that leaves the back of her suit torn open and exposing her bare butt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >she fangirls about both peter and spiderman.
          But for different reasons. Peter's like a nice cool nerdy teacher teacher that she can geek out with while Spider-Man is the hero punching baddies and saving the day. She wishes they tag team her

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how perverted is femMiles anyway?

            >testing out black test on Cinemaphile

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Typo: text

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Peter wouldn't commit a crime would he?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He thought about it after his tv career went down the tubes. Only reason he decided against it was because he didn’t want to break Aunt May’s heart if he got caught.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now I wish the rami movies had femMiles instead of Peter

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What’s even the story of ultimate “spider-man” (miles)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Peter got killed by the sinister 6, Miles got bitten a while before and it's now his responsibility to help.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Peter got killed by the sinister 6, Miles got bitten a while before and it's now his responsibility to help.

      People forget but Peter was Miles's uncle ben in context, he could have saved Peter but chickened out.
      This is weirdly ignored in later adaptations.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But if it was femMiles, then what would be the “uncle Ben” moment for her and peter?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Femiles had the power to save her father but she refused to for reasons and he died.
          Now Peter has to take care of the daughter and the widow Rio.
          He gave Femiles a brother.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn’t that be awkward for FemMiles to have a crush step-dad or is this a different FemMiles?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's the same and it's not weird, they're not related

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Think she’ll like to hug him a lot or do like in anime enjoying the head pats from him?

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone can eat her ass.
    YOU can eat her ass.
    If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brainwashing kids, huh

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda want a definitive answer on what femMiles name should be

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Milano

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not quite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I go with Milley.
      But why would you need a "definitive answer?" The character has no "canon", you can call her whatever you want.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Miley is cute

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's already like five different Spider Girls, all with their own unique backstories and relation to Parker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok? Just have one separate from Peter who happens to be a black girl

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would Peter work as a black girl?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >black spider-girl exists
    >you all hate her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they need to bring back her sex phenomenon powers, have the whole society bricked up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's acts like a girl boss. Not to mention how she's jumping around putting herself in danger while she fricking pregnant! Birth defects are just a set of words to her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not to mention how she's jumping around putting herself in danger while she fricking pregnant! Birth defects are just a set of words to her
        it's a power fantasy, women would love to be badass while pregnant.
        And I don't see the issue, this will make women want to be mothers more by seeing a strong preg woman on screen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t know, it just seems too ridiculous, even with all the other dumb spider-variants

          >black spider-girl exists
          >you don't remember her

          She was from old man Logan right? Spider-bitch?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Same girl. Peter's granddaughter by his black daughter

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >black daughter
              So Peter married a black girl in that storyline?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He had a child by one at least. Probably Gloria Grant

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I don’t know, it just seems too ridiculous, even with all the other dumb spider-variants
            Man it's just like when men dream of being muscular old men, it's just a power fantasy and I trust them to not actually skate while pregnant. It's motherhood positivity

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Really? I’m not a woman so I honesty don’t know if it’s true, but whatever, it doesn’t really affect anything in the movie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And put her unborn child in danger?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I said it later but it's just like men that wish to become something like stuntmen and regenerate after every hit but wouldn't do it for real

            Really? I’m not a woman so I honesty don’t know if it’s true, but whatever, it doesn’t really affect anything in the movie

            fullfilment wishes works like this

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              wanting to test your physical limits as a stuntman is a lot different than wanting drive around and fight with a baby inside you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          op here. I get where coming from but anon her fighting around driving that motorcycle while pregnant just looks moronic. She should be at home but still supporting Miguel with Intel gathering/computer work or whatever is helpful that doesn't have her and her kid in harms way

          gay

          >low testosterone post
          Kindly leave yourself out of the genepool anon. Oh wait. Your wife will do that for you. How nice of her :^)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wanting to test your physical limits as a stuntman is a lot different than wanting drive around and fight with a baby inside you

            I think you guys aren't using your wish fulfillment fantasy archetype.
            Imagine knowing you can't fight with a baby inside, but looking at some badass amazon warrior fighting and kicking ass while being pregnant, symbol of motherhood, gives you a sense of power and of wishing to be like her, just not for real.
            Like men wishing to be Hulks but will not try to drink atomic wastes or go to nuclear places.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I've never seen a women describe this type of fantasy so I feel like you're just talking out of your ass

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well I asked the question "Why did movie Jessica Drew put her baby in danger" and they answered me that's their power fantasy to be action girls while pregnant.

                Yes, women also want the power fantasy of doing moronic shit and not being called out or getting away with it, but I ain't going to be silent about that being moronic.

                if we want them to respect our power fantasy of having an harem we can respect theirs of acting stupid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, women also want the power fantasy of doing moronic shit and not being called out or getting away with it, but I ain't going to be silent about that being moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they think making her pregnant and a snarky butthole would be a good idea?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        honestly she's wasn't that bad idk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She wasn’t in the movie much but honesty she was just whatever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and a snarky butthole
        Miguel is the only non-snarky spider in the film, so I don't know what the frick you're on about.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > Miguel is the only non-snarky spider
          Did we watch the same movie? Miguel is definitely snarky and Gwen is snarky as frick when she first met him

          %3D
          And black Jessica is just a bossy dick for the most part

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >black spider-girl exists
      >you don't remember her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >race swap of a character people already don't like
      >pregnant
      >married
      >giant afro
      Gee I wonder why.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought people liked Jessica?

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thar's just Jessica Drew. People forget the she is a natural blond.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ruined

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Miley: “Peter, what are you doing?”

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >black girl fangirling over Peter
    It could work. More than Mile's nothing.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad, not bad. I would that Milly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dat pancake ass
      disappointing.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But then people would say he's not the real Spider-Girl and that Mayday is the real one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just have her have a different name

      This kind of stuff is better left for a few funny drawings. Turning a joke into full-blown autism AU fanfic which is essentially just anons looking to jerkoff is the kind of cringe this board floods itself with for over a decade. Look at all the Cinemaphilemmunity comics and animated projects that never got off the ground.

      >implying cringe au fanfics aren’t prime Cinemaphile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cringe au fanfics aren’t prime Cinemaphile
        That is exactly what I just said and why this shit is not worthwhile

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, i donf mind if it’s anons being creative and shit, and if you don’t like it you can just leave

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            BRRRRRRRAPP

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Just have her have a different name
        Just make her Anya Corazon but as a black Latina instead.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone need to get mahmapuu on this shit, because this looks like right up her alley.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This kind of stuff is better left for a few funny drawings. Turning a joke into full-blown autism AU fanfic which is essentially just anons looking to jerkoff is the kind of cringe this board floods itself with for over a decade. Look at all the Cinemaphilemmunity comics and animated projects that never got off the ground.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Turning a joke into full-blown autism AU fanfic which is essentially just anons looking to jerkoff
        Literally the Chaquetrix AU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree but what would be the plot of the comic? Also, which version of peter? Would he be young or as an adult?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, this is just lewd pics, no need for going full autism.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > which version of peter?
        The one that’s not a fricking nerd like he is in the movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      puu is more into DC characters

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What Cinemaphile is doing here by turning Miles into a girl, is to remove the threat he poses as a black man to Peter Parker, the avatar of white maleness and their representation, and turning him instead into a wiener hungry bawd, simultaneously removing both the threat and providing them the sexual conquest of a PoC.

    It is nothing more .... than an advanced form of buckbreaking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i just like drawing the miley 🙂 its fun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everything in life can be measured in Buck Breaking Units (BBU).

        BBU = (PCk x MCk) / RT

        PCk = physical cuckoldry
        MCk = emotional cuckoldry
        RT = race total (determined from races involved, exact formula pending)

        I really wish we still had poster counts so we could tell if it was either one or two gays posting shit like this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          while that would be nice, i am one the artists who has been checking on this thread ever so often, pls dont lump me with buck breaking guy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I won't, my bad.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              np

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              np

              >Miley getting jealous of the alternate Miles girls and their fuller figures
              >While also being closer with her Peter more than usual to make sure he's not staring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everything in life can be measured in Buck Breaking Units (BBU).

      BBU = (PCk x MCk) / RT

      PCk = physical cuckoldry
      MCk = emotional cuckoldry
      RT = race total (determined from races involved, exact formula pending)

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good take.

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish black women were real.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >rocner

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if only he was't a futahomosexual

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being honest I dislike the design of yellow fem Miles.

    I think the design is plain and she is a stick.Rather I crave sexual dismorphism in genderbend designs;

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the beauty of the multiverse: you can have curvy no-yellow Milly AND other anons can have yellow stick Milly.

      And I can have them all...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delicious chocolate spider-tummy.

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