HOTD

I cannot wait two more weeks
Im so curious
I wanna see what bad things they gonna make Aegon do to look like a bad person

It's all so tiresome

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aegon fans will increase 100 fold this season mark my words

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like it starts with two Targaryens dying, not spoiling who

      t. Bookgay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s already more of them on Twitter now than Aemond fangirls and the season isn’t even out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >without spoiling

      The story was already told in the book. Also quickly losing interest in this series. Its gonna drag on.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to cry when it comes out. Never anticipated a piece of media this much in my life

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gigachad character with sympathetic backstory
    Hammer bros, we finna be eatin good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TEAM HAMMER LET'S GO
      >When the hammer shall fall upon the dragon, a new king shall arise, and none shall stand before him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought hugh hammer was from dragonstone? And there was never any mention he had kids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah all the dragon seeds are supposed to be from Dragonstone. Because that’s where the Valyrian lords would get to have sex with all the peasant women on their wedding night before their husband. I don’t remember reading that happening in anywhere other than Dragonstone.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited but dreading it. I want it to be done right but a lot of S1 and what we know about S2 makes me think it won't be done right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im afraid, anons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tge whole concept of the show is that the Blood and Fire book written by historians and rumors from jesters after the fact is wrong and the show is how things actually played out. For example in the book Aemond killing Jace was intentional. In the show it was a frickup from Vhagar going senile- but history remembers things differently.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tge whole concept of the show is that the Blood and Fire book written by historians and rumors from jesters after the fact is wrong and the show is how things actually played out.
        It is not. GRRM himself has said the show's version is just its own version of the canon, not the "real version." I have no idea why people repeat this shit when it has no basis in anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure Aemond is going to stroll into the Red Keep talking about how epic and badass he is because he killed the traitorous Strong bastard. He NEEDS to keep up appearances no matter what, because his guise of being the psssh nuthin personnell kid edgelord persona is his shield to hide how vulnerable and scared he really is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah historians got Alicent and Rhaenyra's ages wrong and everything. No it's just the show being a different thing like GoT and ASoIaF.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Aemond killing Jace
        >Jace
        You mean Luke? And yeah it was intentional Greens even celebrated it afterwards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So the maesters got everything wrong like main casts ages Lucerys's and Joffrey's eye color and Baela's and Rhaena's skin color?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          & Ofc Rhaenys hair color (which breaks the every Baratheon has black/dark hair)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >which breaks the every Baratheon has black/dark hair rule
            Hm... That rule was already broken by Shireen who had light brown hair

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              close enough for me not to get autistic over, even if you're right

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tge whole concept of the show is that the Blood and Fire book written by historians and rumors from jesters after the fact is wrong and the show is how things actually played out
        Except the book also retcons a bunch of established history or just doesn't talk about previously established fact. Like how Laenor was a nonce who fricked his squires and was murdered by his lover very publicly in a fricking market and didn't fake his fricking death to run off with him.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >law of the land is the oldest son inherits
    >blacks (mostly women and PoC fans) are triggered by this
    lol the targaryens deserved to fall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >law of the land is the oldest son inherits
      >in the show the greens somehow forgot this and make up bullshit about viserys changing his mind that just makes them look infinitely worse
      the showrunners are moronic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the showrunners are moronic
        well yeah
        grrm is too, with all the retcons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're expecting the show to do justice to both sides you're delusional. The pivotal moment from the book was when Viserys cuts out the tongues of Vaemond's family and immediately afterwards the Throne cuts him, almost killing him. That was a pivotal moment in the story. The show changing this to WELL ACTUALLY NOBLE VISERYS DEFENDED HIS DAUGHTER AND FINALLY SHOWED STRENGTH proved this show isn't the Dance of Dragons but some kind of weird therapy session for Daenaerys fans in denial.

        Cregan looks terrible, couldn't they have given him a beard

        Cregan is cringe and has always been cringe Ned Stark masturbation by GRRM
        >dude what if Stark was fuken badass and went south and did his job of grey justice then went back North and he's got a Riverlands bride

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eddard Stark literally went south and won the war and the Iron throne for his friend Robert.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ned is OK. GRRM repeating the Stark fellation tropes repeatedly is cringe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cregan Stark and the North have an extremely small role in the books.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The point that is lost on most everybody, the theme that George really likes to explore is the concept of honor being a hell road paved with good intentions. Barristan and Arthur, these paragons of virtue will sit back and let the mad king wreak havoc because Westeros has an autistic obsession with oaths. Ned stark gets his family killed by being naive and refusing to play the game of thrones. The blacks throw their lives away and kill millions in service of an objectively terrible ruler rhaenyra because they think they’re being honorable, and morons think their supposed to view them as unironically righteous, not realizing George is asking us to question these values. But “MUH LOYAL ADDAM, MUH DIE FOR THE DRAGON QUEEN” is all casuals will see

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The blacks throw their lives away and kill millions in service of an objectively terrible ruler rhaenyra because they think they’re being honorable
        No, they are clearly doing it for self serving reasons to increase their own houses standing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes the son inherits, it's well known. that's exactly why Hightowers kept the King's rotting body a secret in a desperate scramble to get an incompetent on the throne.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > get an incompetent on the throne
        Because Rhaenyra was competent kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          neither got a chance to rule peacefully, and one of them grew up their entire life not wanting the throne ever because they'd rather be fricking random servants and having their mother kill them afterwards

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The war was rhaenyra and aegons test. Rhaenyra spiraled and flopped. Aegon locked in and rose like a phoenix

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              enormous gay post

              > rule peacefully
              you don’t get to choose if your era is peaceful or not

              you get to choose if you want to be a cruel drunk moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > cruel drunk moron
                like murdering a servant / your husband, depending on show or book

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Waaaaahhhhh the king fricked a servant in a medieval setting, that’s mean to women!
                boohoo go cry pussy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit youre moronic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > rule peacefully
            you don’t get to choose if your era is peaceful or not

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > one of them grew up their entire life not wanting the throne
            And the other one grew up fricking guards and getting fat on lemon cakes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black propaganda. And if it did happen, they did nothing wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sounded bad at first but upon seeing that rhaenyra immediately launches a rebellion upon learning of the succession, it makes sense in a sad way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They do it because they know it's 99% chance of war with the Blacks and they want the head start.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          generally the heir gets a head start in succession yeah that has nothing to do with Alicent and Hightower being israelites

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >adding a trans actor as Sharako Lohar (a Lysene admiral for the Triarchy)
    >this trans actor is also an alleged rapist irl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They take method actors very seriously on hotd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well if they treat this character anything like Mr. Krabs in the first season then we'll get two episodes of buildup for the most limp conclusion known to mankind.

      The real question is: Will she be as hot as the Crabfeeder?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >actually rhaenyra would beat aemond in a dragon fight, because she's a grieving mother
    i'm starting to realize the council of 101 was 100% right, rhaenys is a moron and should've been kept away from the throne at all costs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where is this from?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        short clip from episode #1
        here you go https://old.reddit.com/r/HouseOfTheDragon/comments/1d74nxj/new_promo_clip_from_cbs_morning/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for Aegon and Aemond to destroy her

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ALICOLE SEX

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's happening. It accomplishes two things:
      1) Scandalous sex scenes for the women in the audience, it advertises the show.
      2) makes Alicent look like an even bigger hypocrite so the audience roots for Blacks even harder.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is alicent a hypocrite? She’s a widow, and she’s not trying to pass bastards on the throne

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She made a big deal out of Rhaenyra pissing on honor and decency by treating a kingsguard like he's a walking dildo, now she's doing the same. The showrunners came up with it because they somehow still don't think the audience is rooting hard enough for the blacks.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros I stopped wanting to watch it now that they added a troony youtuber to the cast...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So what gender will the troony play?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a tiny character that doesn’t matter that was a cross dresser in the book, don’t worry about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t help that he’s an alleged rapist.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Criston Cole is going to nut in Alicent according to leaks. Do we approve?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Criston all up in them guts. It’s gonna make the rhaenyra hoes so fricking mad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. He's gonna find outJace is his son bahahahahahahahahahahaha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Citation needed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In b4 Daeron has brown hair

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Season 2 Cold Open, camera in front of two unknown characters walking together
    >How much further?
    >A ways to go.
    A few more moments pass with them walking in silence.
    >Have you seen Aegon in Fleabottom?
    >No.
    >He was slumming it up in Ireny's new cathouse.
    >Disgraceful.
    >Eh? You should have heard the cheers that went up when he came out. The people loved him.
    >Ignorant savages. He profanes the sacred office with degeneracy and treason.
    >Treason? He's the heir, innit?
    >Lords great and small pledged their oaths of allegiance and fealty to Rhaenyra. Does that mean nothing? Is there no more honor?
    >And the dragon! Have you seen it? Beautiful golden scales. And when the light hits it just right, it's like there's another sun!
    By now they've weaved through markets, alleys, and appear to have entered a sewer system.
    >Smells worse than the Fleabottom shit river down here. Are we almost there?
    >Not much further.
    Noticeable rats now present in the shot.
    >Bet you're right at home down here, eh Cheese? Ha.
    >Stop calling me that. This one here.
    The two pass through the secret passage and then emerge in Queen Helaena's chamber.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made for BBC (Based Blood and Cheese).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit onions character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can’t kill a one eyed freak without killing himself
        >his best kill is a small child
        >grooms another child while his wife is panicking and getting BTFO by peasants
        >gets beat up twice by some dornish frick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >erectile dysfunction (low T)
          >takes women’s rights VERY seriously (lib cuck)
          >shit brother to viserys (how you gonna frick your brothers underage daughter, that’s weak)
          >grrms favorite (GRRM is a fat liberal hippy, you should not share his taste)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dornish
          the dornish marches arent dorne; they're across the border

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AN EYE FOR AN EYE, A SON FOR MY WIFE'S SON

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There were so many leaks last year we legitimately got too wienery

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you say it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THE JANNY WITHOUT PAY
      >DID YOU SAY IT?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally the best character in the entire Show.
        >And she's a.. prostitute..*grins*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Going to have to beg to differ

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood & Cheese happens in episode 2
    It's over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ep 1, no? Title is A Son for a Son

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They’ll probably plan it on episode 1. Maybe get some background on Helaena hopefully.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is the title but the event itself is apparently episode 2. Episode 1 is probably Daemon's letter and setup. Plus time to build up her children. Kinda makes sense I guess, normies don't even know who Helaena is nevermind her children

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How forced.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How will they twist it to make Daemon look like the good guy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I want you to kill Alicents son
        >ok boss
        >so Mysaria, he wants us to kill Alicents son
        >no no keel da kids
        >uhh which one boss?
        >da boy of da queen
        >uhh queen Alicent?
        >no no Elaena
        >…. Alright

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but they've only tried to make daemon look like the bad guy so far

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What they aren’t? Daemon will be the bad guy and Rhaenyra won’t know anything about his plan. Condal has already said he doesn’t understand why people like Daemon, so I doubt he’s worried about portraying him in a bad light.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They won't.
        >kills his wife
        >strangles Rhaenyra
        >is depicted as an avoidant, disobedient butthole in the last episode
        It's pretty clear he's being set up as a sacrificial lamb for the Blacks, as the only one of them who's capable of doing wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Daemon is played by the only adult White male in the Blacks so of course he gets to be the "bad guy".

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He comes…

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He really is relentlessly handsome isn't he

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I love her.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Helaenamaniacs...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not looking good for our girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was raped

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mysaria drops her accent this season
    I wonder if she's still going to come across like a terrible actor
    There's definitely a bad actor accent, I don't know what else to call it or why she would deliberately do it
    I bet she's still god awful, man she was bad. But the accent did not help

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No idea what they’re doing with that character. In The books she’s just an evil c**t who gets a satisfying death

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I am a le woman of the people
        >When you elitist nobles play your games at the expense of the vulnerable, we, the common people, will be there
        >btw blood and cheese here's some gold to go murder an innocent, autistic womans children

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NOOO OTTO BURNED MY HOUSE SO I HAVE TO RUIN HIS GRANDDAUGHTERS LIFE AHHH WAIT DONT WHIP ME

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if I had the time, or skill, I'd draw an ebin meme where a pepe was covering his gigging mouth while whipping a crying soijak mysaria

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Perkin the flea is literally our guy.
              >surely I’ll get pardoned

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hope Based Perkin rose to lord commander of the nights watch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's the altruistic girlboss puppeting events who history unfairly remembers as an evil c**t

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Green Council is a skip on rewatch. I only have like 3 of those including season 8 for GoT for comparison. What a bad episode

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quick! Tell me what you thought was the best episode of Season 1!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the dinner episode, 7 I think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7 because Helaena was cute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 8. It’s the strongest episode of the season.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimately cannot wait for show only watchers to get mad when Rhaenys gets smashed out of the fricking sky by Vhagar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baela is in Rooks Rest and they are coping by saying Vhagar is going to recognise Baela and not kill her. Lmao.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros…..

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brothel Queens or we riot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys mushroom.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Criston Cole fricks Alicent multiple times per the leaks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol the lesbos are seething.
      >it’s out of character oh my god
      These frickers wanted Alicent to run away with Rhaenyra even after she watches her grandson get butchered and her daughter lose her mind in grief.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only checked the internet this arvo and missed the original leak about Cole and Alicent and can’t find the original leak. What was the wording of it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      INCEL CHADS KEEP WINNING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the meltdown will be hilarious and I can't wait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MISOGYNIST INCEL sex with Alicent juxtaposed with EMPOWERING sex with Rhaenyra probably

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Criston had prime rhaenyra and now gets that alicent puss. My homie was frick buddies for two queens, absolute chad incel

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not looking forward to what kind of capeshit clap moments they try to include.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greens got no cool characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn’t know about red ned

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the opposite is true to be honest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, why are people so upset about Alicent and Cole.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Criston Cole our guy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >born a commoner
      >became a member of the Kingsguard through sheer skill and charisma
      >took Rhaenyra's virginity
      >fricks Alicent so good that she finally got to experience an orgasm
      >becomes Hand of the King
      what an absolute Chad of a man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >born a commoner
      >became a member of the Kingsguard through sheer skill and charisma
      >took Rhaenyra's virginity
      >fricks Alicent so good that she finally got to experience an orgasm
      >becomes Hand of the King
      what an absolute Chad of a man

      He's Dornish which means any mexican can literallyme him now but he's at least a gigachad Dornishman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's from the Dornish Marches. In the Stormlands.

        >born a commoner
        >became a member of the Kingsguard through sheer skill and charisma
        >took Rhaenyra's virginity
        >fricks Alicent so good that she finally got to experience an orgasm
        >becomes Hand of the King
        what an absolute Chad of a man

        He wasn't quite a commoner, he was a knight, albeit a lowly knight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's from the Dornish Marches. In the Stormlands.
        [...]
        He wasn't quite a commoner, he was a knight, albeit a lowly knight.

        Calling a Marcher Dornish is like calling a XIX century Texan a Hispanic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          swarthy man is swarthy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >best fighter in the land
      >full head of hair
      >beats homosexuals to death
      >hates prostitutes
      >pure
      make your own conclusion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what level of headcanon are you on right now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          which part of that isnt true?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everybody in this show is a piece of shit tbh, except, and I hate to say this, the black guy who got his head chopped in half

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he's probably the most based character on the show. daemon is the second most based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >best fighter in the land
      >full head of hair
      >beats homosexuals to death
      >hates prostitutes
      >pure
      make your own conclusion

      Aye.
      >Seven save this realm if we seat a bastard on the Iron Throne. They will turn the Red Keep into a brothel. No man's daughter will be safe, nor any man's wife. Even the boys ... we know what Laenor was.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As long as he does it in his best wardrobe

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”Traitors have always paid with their lives Ser Davos, even Rhaenyra Targaryen. She was daughter to one king and mother to two more, yet she died a traitor's death for trying to usurp her brother's crown. It is law. Law, Davos. Not cruelty.”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah there's nothing like watching 3 mothers cry over their children. This is just gonna get more and more female, so I'm out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      misery porn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3 mothers
      i know luke is one who are the two other sons who die

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        blood&cheese - mother&grandmother

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wat

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not watching season 2 because luke is dead i love luke elliot grihault so much

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here not watch the original GoT, if so why not?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I started with HoTD. My parents wouldn't let me watch GoT when it was coming out and then I just never got around to it as an adult, I think largely because of how negatively people reacted to the finale. Like why even waste my time then. I did finally get around to watching it while waiting for HoTD season 2 and loved it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting, I find it so bizarre how people didn’t watch it with how big it was. That they didn’t even watch an episode or two out of curiosity at its peak, but the parent thing makes sense. I think I was 14 when the first season came out and we watched it as a family, and we still do with hotd.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's cool that you have family you can be close with like that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All you have to do is see how the viewership for GoT would peak for the premier and finale. Normies aren't human, they consume their slop so they are able to talk with the other non-humans about the big ending that they don't understand because they didn't watch half the season

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first season was so awfully paced, a lot of people didnt know Aegon and Helaena had dragons of their own.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never thought they would ever make Hugh of all people a sympathetic character. I wonder if they will give Ulf the same treatment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His description is:
      >Tom Bennett as Ulf,a denizen of Kings Landing known as a sot and raconteur among the smallfolk.
      Seems like he'll be pretty similiar to the book, which I like because I just find it hilarious that this useless drunk gets to ride a dragon. Sounds like they might make him popular with the smallfolk though from that description

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has a very cheeky face, should be kino.

        Holy kino

        He knows he has the Bond villain role doesn’t he, it’s why he’s wearing suits all of a sudden.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn thats tuff

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the rest of the show just gonna be about all the different ways G.R.R.M can think of making all the characters die

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s the gist of the books too though innit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Book is written as a historical book with conflicting sources so it's unique in that sense. HotD is basically just a slightly different version of Game of Thrones

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know anon I’ve read them all, I just mean all of Gurms books are basically graphic descriptions of sex and food with some inventive deaths thrown in. But my heart can’t take speaking of things we shall never know the ending of.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People are saying Alicole bangs during blood and cheese but wasn’t Alicent literally forced to watch it happen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They could change that though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Helaena brings the children to say goodnight to Alicent and she interrupts them having sex

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a bit worse than seeing your son killed.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the brothel madam who took Aemonds virginity and who he has a sex scene with in either episode 1 or 2 name is “Slylvi”. What if she is based on Sylvenna Sand and Aemond is actually the father of Gaemon Palehair?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot to mention Aemonds canon age for the show was confirmed recently and I think it was 17 or 18. So Gaemon could have been conceived the night she took his virginity and be around the age he needs to be for his story.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've also seen people say that Dyana, the servant Aegon raped in season 1, might be Gaemon's mother. We know she returns in season 2 so she has to play some kind of role in the story

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s probably with blood and cheese stuff. >hey aegon raped you
        >yeah
        >we’re gonna kill him wanna help
        >ok he’s in his rooms at blah blah
        >k thanks
        >why did you kill his baby
        >sorry lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dyana, the servant Aegon raped in season 1
        i hate this stupid character so much it's unreal and the showrunners coming up with this shit
        rhaenys killing hundreds of civvies in the dragonpit is narratively very important later on but it got 0 focus by the show, aegon fricking a maid has 0 importance later on but the show takes its sweet time focusing on it
        moronic condal homosexual frick can't think two steps ahead because he's too busy wanking a feminist narrative

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The over the top hysterics from the girl took me out, this isn’t 2024 that is not the reaction a servant girl would have to being “raped” by a handsome young prince in a medieval patriarchal society. In reality she would be glowing and feeling herself, bragging to all her servant friends that she fricked the future king

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope she's Gaemon's mom at this point tbqh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I heard she has something to do with blood and cheese and that’s why she’s back. She also drank the moon tea quickly afterwards so it’s unlikely she got pregnant. Shes also not a prostitute so it doesn’t really work for Gaemons story.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Help! The Kingslayer!
    >Jaime. My name is Jaime
    ;-;

    Even better than in the books.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Checked.

      > Qyburn’s words were terse and to the point, Cersei’s fevered and fervent. Come at once, she said. Help me. Save me. I need you now as I have never needed you before. I love you. I love you. I love you. Come at once.
      >Vyman was hovering by the door, waiting, and Jaime sensed that Peck was watching too. “Does my lord wish to answer?” the maester asked, after a long silence.
      >A snowflake landed on the letter. As it melted, the ink began to blur. Jaime rolled the parchment up again, as tight as one hand would allow, and handed it to Peck. “No,” he said. “Put this in the fire.”
      The Jaimechads are going to be eating good next book.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of all the characters D&D butchered by the end, I think Jamie was the one that pissed me off the most.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly they can throw any girlboss justifications they want, they can make Rhaenyra appear as the right choice, they can even make out all the Greens to be bad. However, as long as Rhaenyra is roasted, Rhaenys ends up in the dragon mash confirmed dead then I'll be fine with it. If they try to do some bullshit like they did with Laenor then they can frick right off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We already saw Rhaenys’s burnt body in the leaks from Bourne Woods.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The new book cut out all of her dialogue with Aegon, so I expect some sort of cringe attempt to destroy Aegon's moment of victory.
      Also, Daemon is probably going to survive and flee.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > The new book cut out all of her dialogue with Aegon
        >it’s real
        George is the biggest homosexual of all time holy shit. It’s clear he was hoping we’d be horrified at rhaenyras death and he’s pissed that readers found Aegon badass in that moment. God I want him to fricking die already

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Starks were the most prolific rapists. Are Targaryens also like that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aerys raped his wife and tried to rape tywins wife
      Maegor raped his wife
      Aegon 4
      Visenya raped Aegon 1

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still have nothing on the Stark’s streak.
        >Lyanna kidnapping and raping Rhaegar after he showed interest in her
        >Sansa having to calm herself down so she doesn’t rape Sweetrobin
        >all the precious Stark kings that raped the daughters of their defeated foes (Marsh kings, Warg kings, etc.)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tried
        cmon now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      checks out

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the guy that was graphically raped in a stable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are to talking about

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think this show is kinda useless since all of the plot is out there in a book, like I know that all those people will die together with their dragons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daemon's body was never found, I think he will somehow survive falling 30 stories and run off. Same with how they gave Laenor a stupid fake death because they didn't want to have Daemon pay his gay lover to kill him and then murder his lover so he could marry his niece instead. The homosexual haters can only be Greens.
      They also made Daemon murder Vaemond in court where no one cared for some reason, when he was actually arrested and Rhaenyra ordered his execution.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tl;dr on what we know about episode 1 so far
    >rhaenyra goes to look for luke's corpse, depressed
    >daemon annoyed by her lack of aggression, pissed at rhaenys for pussying out at the coronation, will probably go to the capital himself
    >some greens will celebrate hearing about what happened above storm's end, some will be pissed
    >alicent thinks her kids will quickly get tired of politics and war so she and otto will step in to clean things up
    >aegon rumored to be the most pleasant surprise of the episode
    >few characters in bed together, corlys & rhaenys confirmed, alicent & cole rumored
    >blood & cheese happens in episode 2, ep 1 most likely ends just before it starts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you here if you don’t care?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >reads post
        >clicks reply
        >types a message
        >presses post
        you clearly do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aegon rumored to be the most pleasant surprise of the episode
      i could've told you that a year ago lol

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game of thrones is fricking gay

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel that Aegon is going to steal the show

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, it’s crazy how much attention he’s got since the trailer alone. He might dethrone Aemond in popularity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's going to be a lesser version of King Joffrey but with more w(h)ine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So which type of black are you? The gay kind, the women kind or the brown kind?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That homie a hat trick fs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish they didn't need to make him le bad guy and go so fricking over the top with it in season 1 by having him rape little girls and have children fight
      mushroom lies in the book
      just a lazy way to make him the bad guy when it's more interesting if he's not. I mean make him an butthole chud but child fighting? lol. I know it was in the book. Mushroom lies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rape isn’t even that bad, I bet Aegon was gentle even. prostitutes just love to be dramatic and victimized so they’ll scream to high heaven about rape and then turn around and rub one out to rape erotica

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in the books she just gave him a blowie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's wrong with rape, pussy? It's medieval times

          please don't get upset when Blood and Cheese show up. really, please don't shit up these threads with whinging.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please go back to r/hotdblacks, really, no one here fricks with you

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anon....

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OH NONONONONONO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The main sub is already filled with blacks, so HOTDBlacks is redundant. HOTDGreens came into existence because bookgays and contrarians were disenfranchized by the show and wanted a place to cope where they won't be hassled by blacks. That's why HOTDBlacks is barren, why be there when the main subreddit is teh same?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not going to. These "teams" shit for people without brains. Those who are dumber than the HBO.
            Don't know who even cares about six-fingered. Are you serious?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's wrong with rape, pussy? It's medieval times

          It's not about whether rape is that bad or not, it's about it being obvious that it's Mushroom making shit up. When you read the book you know that passage about Aegon being a rapist is written by Mushroom, a self-admitted fervent Rhaenyra supporter.

          Mushroom also says shit like trying to tame a dragon of his own, Alicent sucking Jaehaerys' dick on his deathbed, Rhaenyra sending Alicent and Helena to get raped nonstop at brothels, Daemon teaching Rhaenyra how to suck dick by practicing on Mushroom, etc. In-universe he's a sex-obsessed shitposter and you realize pretty quick when reading he's not supposed to be taken too seriously.

          Mushroom also hated Aegon and said nobody came to his coronation, he lost his dick and liked watching other people frick because he couldn't, made toddlers with sharp teeth tear each other apart for sport, made small girls suck his dicks in the streets, etc. Mushroom was not even in King's Landing at the time so he literally has no way of knowing any of it. Only a dumbass would read the book and consider these shitposts to be canon, but apparently Ryan Condal does for the show because Aegon being satan is needed for Rhaenyra to look even better in comparison.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if it's all fake then why is it chronicled in the histories of House Targaryen?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            News for you: show changed timeline and all characters. You don't need to shit on yourself and argue what is true in the book and what is not.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with rape, pussy? It's medieval times

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say there was anything wrong with rape
          I said there was something wrong with raping kids

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's old enough for Westeros, definitely looks 16

            Please go back to r/hotdblacks, really, no one here fricks with you

            r/hotdgreens here? Suck dick buddy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anon....

              Go back

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bartimos Celtigar is cast
    Bastard tax kino in two years bros.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a 100 IQ so I could enjoy this show too

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Helaenas actress is actually quite cool. Shame they don’t let her do much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She seems nice for a nepo baby, her boyfriend seems to be equally as goofy. He’s a musician but used to work in a morgue apparently.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently she'll have a bigger role (guess they haven't shown her too much because of spoilers).
      On an unrelated note, I hope Daeron is properly mentioned in episode 1.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make the Velaryons black
    >Jaehaerys is still white
    >HotD will have to end with Aegon marrying Daenaera
    >Daeron, Baelor, and Rhaena will have to be half-black
    >Daemon is a quadroon
    >Also cast the whitest kid on planet Earth as Egg

    so uh

    did they realize they fricked up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOTD is going to end with Aegon marrying Jaehaera, they aren’t going further than that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Jaehaera lives in the show to simplify the family tree then that's a total greens victory lol, Alicent's blood survives through to Dany

        Helaena will have a scene with her kids.

        Also Aegon will as well.

        I mean yeah they pretty much have to right? They did frick all with developing Aegon as a father and frickall with Helaena outside of her prophetic aspect.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick GRRM for killing Jaehaera.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn’t like his change either, Jaehaera and Aegon getting married works better as a story. Like the war of the roses, the white and red flower joining as one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But then wouldn’t get the e-girl beauty pageant kino! (What was george thinking)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone in the dance was bad
            >but I’m going to particularly focus my hatred on Helaena and her children hahahahahahaahhaa

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At the very least Barba Bolton should have won that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >not Patricia Redwyne

              IN THE ARSE, she said!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just love the comparison.
                >haha I shot a guy in the ass.
                >I traveled to see you.
                Kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >georges face when writing about the sexiest 6 year old in the realm

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Delight!
              >Simply delight!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think they give a frick about making the race-mixing realistic.
      Baela and Rhaena look like full groids even though they’re only supposed to be 1/4th black.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rhaena is cute with the wig
        >absolutely disgusting out of character
        >Baela looks horrible with the wig
        >looks decent without it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Baela looks whiter, simple as.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As if the nig velaryons wasn’t bad enough, now they’re putting YouTube troons in it.

    This show is completely dead to me.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Helaena will have a scene with her kids.

    Also Aegon will as well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any more leaks anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s about it. Aemond and Aegon will have like 10-15 mins of screentime.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you repeating leaks from Twitter or is it you giving us leaks?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Twitter from lady who saw it. Probably bull but whatever. Also she said maelor exists so it’s Bs for sure

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maelor's blood line appears in the s1 intro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw people speculating that that still picture featuring a smiling Aegon took place when he named Jaehaerys his successor and Prince of Dragonstone
      Would be nice tbh or else people won't buy how B&C impacts Aegon since it's supposed to be the turning point for his character

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just waiting patiently for my dunk and egg kino

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Greenchad simply because the show, showrunners, and fans are all so obviously pushing the blacks (lol) as LE GOOD GUYS. Frick them all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Philosophy Tube is playing a minor character fighting for the Greens.

      Take that for what you will, but it really seems like they're gonna try to be more balanced in this season.

      Hahaha until season 3 comes, Rhaenyra takes King's Landing and they completely retcon her downfall being due to her moronic tax policy and blame it on Aegon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AEGON STOLE MY MONEEEEYYYYY
        >AEGON FORCED ME TO GAVE THESE LAVISH PARTIES
        >AEGON MADE ME NOT WATCH HELAENA
        >AEGOOOOOON KILLED JOFFREY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aegon of all people is getting praised, the time is coming for us Greenchads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone in these threads described it best like this.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where my #lads at?

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maelor confirmed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn sucks for him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Aegon confirmed father of the year
      We are so back Aegonbros

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Feels good man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6/10 is above average. Holy shit Aegon's character might actually be saved if he's presented as a pretty decent father. Team green we are so back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daemon as a father is 10/10

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >abandons his family for underage pussy and then gets himself killed
        >his daughter marries a Hightower and his son is miserable his whole life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I would rather feed my sons to dragons than accept the true heir to the throne
        Hmmm not very fatherly

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Daeron? What's the excuse for not mentioning him?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Allegedly Alicent fricks Cole, because they're actually jealous of the freedom Rhaenyra had so they try to act out the same scenario themselves. Apparently it's not okay for the villains to actually have their own beliefs of decency and moral superiority, they're actually hypocrites who repressed the fact they agree with the girlboss. As always anons your enemies don't actually have any values of their own, they secretly agree with you!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get that from the “script leak”? That was a meme post, if you keep reading Cristin puts on a blonde wig and roleplays as rhaenyra while he fricks her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I read it from some c**t on twitter whose leaks were previously true (she said Daemon b***hes at Rhaenys for being indecisive, B&C doesn't happen until 2)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh. Oh well they already ruined Cristin and alicent. At least Aegon and aemond be more likable to the normies once they tell alicent and Otto to frick off

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love these two like you wouldn’t believe.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can these leakers confirm whether daeron is mentioned or not

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Knights Trystane Truefyre
    >Takes Gaemon Palehair as his ward
    >Personally executes the Shepherd
    >Rides the best dragon
    >Leads his army personally
    >Survives two dragon fights
    My king...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      luv me helaena
      luv me aemond
      luv me king aegon
      luv me otto
      luv me alicent
      luv me greens*
      *hate the troon pirate
      simple as

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    // P E A K E \

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say it Cinemaphile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I just saw the photos of the dragons... why do Vermax & Moondancer look bigger than Syrax?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Syrax is canonically a shit dragon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Syrax is stronger and faster

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cregan looks terrible, couldn't they have given him a beard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Jace doesn't like beards.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the virgin Viserys, Rhaenyra sit on the throne and get cut up and infected and bleed all over the place
      >the chad King Aegon loaf about the throne as it accepts and welcomes you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >red ned comes….

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Criston Cole is so useless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        found the butthurt bee

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >murders unarmed helpless people
          >gets merked by bowmen in a road like a b***h
          He deserved it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > murders unarmed helpless people
            Never happened

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >goes down willing to 1v3 but get shot by arrows from cowards
              >this is supposed to make Cole look bad I guess?

              He's not going to frick you no matter your simpering, Colegays.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You give troony energy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Probably Brazilian. They hate cole almost as much as they hate Helaena.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You give trannies reason to live.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rent free self admittedly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                troony projection

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rent free self admittedly

                CCIDF, take your meds, your husbando a shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >goes down willing to 1v3 but get shot by arrows from cowards
            >this is supposed to make Cole look bad I guess?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >noooooo the cowardly longbowmen
              frog detected

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, don't you dare put me on the French side, I am an English Longbowman by birthright, don't you dare try to put me on the losing side of Agincourt.
                There's a time and place for the bow. It is when armies fight. Not when leaders are negotiating like a pathetic b***h.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          compare him to characters like Davos Seaworth, Stannis, or Joer Mormont. he's literally an incel psycho

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >incel psycho
            Based. You’re a boring gay homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Writers really over-correct when they try too hard to "set the narrative" about a character. They really seethe when people don't interpret their content the "right" way so they try to make things so obvious they ruin it.
      then people still like him because he beats a homosexual to death

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How's he so stronk

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person Velaryons
    Nope, never ever ever will I watch this garbage. Frick democrats israelites gays Black folk and other minorities, including everyone who watches this shit

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aegon runs into cheese while he's getting shitfaced in the iron throne with his friends
    jesus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmaooo no wonder he’s on the verge of suicide. Helaena…

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys no arrows okay? don't use arrows they're cheap and unfair okay? we don't use those here we fight fairly, okay? just don't use them please don't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      calm down jace

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And absolutely NO DRAGONS. Totally unfair and OP

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In constant pain during the last half year of his life, Aegon seemed to take pleasure only in contemplating his forthcoming marriage. Even the capers of his fools never made him laugh, we are told by Mushroom, the foremost of those fools…though “His Grace did smile from time to time at my sallies, and liked to keep me by his side to lighten his melancholy and help him dress.” Though no longer himself capable of sexual congress due to his burns, according to the dwarf, Aegon still felt carnal urges, and would often watch from behind a curtain as one of his favorites coupled with a serving girl or lady of the court. Most often Tom Tangletongue performed this task for him, we are told; at other times certain knights of the household took the place of dishonor, and thrice Mushroom himself was pressed into service. After these sessions, the fool says, the king would weep for shame and summon Septon Eustace to grant him absolution.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mushroom
      >haha I totally slept with the queen bro lol daemon joined me lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry anon that's canon Targ history written and read by scribes of the Citadel. Even Gyldayn says it's canon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the maesters are right when it’s something I support
          Kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            written by studious hands in the heart of Oldtown, read by all lords and ladies as children.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't cucking actually because he was disfigured and had a disability where he couldn't properly have sex himself, so it was actually a chad move to force other dudes to bang in your place

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would have sex with disfigured aegon

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET THE FRICK AWAY FROM HELAENA YOU DIRTY BLACKS!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should be raped but too ugly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is you. This is what you look like

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didn't ask you to take selfies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rhaenyra?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bow down

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any true anon here? This place like Reddit trash dump

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This place like Reddit trash dump
      Sounds like there's plenty of true anons here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile loves the show, chud.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm what are they talking about?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character behaves like a demon
    >is named Daemon
    >character has a huge hammer
    >is named hugh hammer
    >character is an oaf
    >name him ulf

    germ..

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's cool to hate Ned Stark now

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >phoneposter
    wew

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quick test for reddit community here

    Best prince who ever lived?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stannis of course

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aegon kills rhaenyra

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