>House Bolton, with a flayed man as their coat of arms...

>House Bolton, with a flayed man as their coat of arms... they look trustworthy enough
Are the Starks moronic?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Starks were brutal themselves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/G8R1p2n.jpg

      >House Bolton, with a flayed man as their coat of arms... they look trustworthy enough
      Are the Starks moronic?

      The north is fricked up, all those houses descend of warlords who used to kill each other in extremely violent ways.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does one kill non-violently?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Overdosing on milk of the poppy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kindness.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Through external economic means

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Harrrrrrd right on saratoga

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Until they got involved with pussy Arryns. Ned is atypical for a Stark.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Jon Arryn rebels against the throne
        >pussy
        also if anything Ned is the "pussy" amongst Northerners, his brother was the wild one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You don't vote for kings!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People forget the series begins with Ned beheading a dude crying and pissing himself out of fear

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Except the deserter wasn't crying. He was in shock and ashamed of his cowardice, He said what he did was wrong and he didnt beg for his life, only asked Ned to send word to his family. And Ned agreed, showing what mercy he could.
        It wasnt brutal, it was justice. Even the dude that got his head lopped off agreed it was right.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Are the Starks moronic?
    No but Tully's clearly are and Ned's sons were all southern pussies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Are the Starks moronic?
      Yes.

      >Tully's
      Yes.

      Women is in charge for 10 minutes. Entire family is destroyed after 1000 years in charge. What did GRRMartin mean by this?

      >Women
      Yes.

      The mistake wasn't in thinking that they could trust the Boltons. The Boltons were just opportunists, they only got the chance to betray them in the first place because Robb pissed off Walder Frey.

      >Robb
      Especially yes.

      >rob doesn't have pov chapters
      Even Salsa "The Rape" Stark has POV chapters. Weird.

      >Salsa "The Rape" Stark
      Profoundly moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Profoundly moronic.
        But I am told by season 7 she's the smartest person Arya has ever known....

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Arya
          The most physically and mentally moronic being in the known world.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Salsa "The Rape" Stark
        it was beautiful.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She just loved it because Ramsay had a hot actor for whatever fricking reason

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Sansa stark is into cucking

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She can never compete with his pet dog.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tully's sigil is three fish
      Three moronic guppies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's one fish, a trout.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ned was a moron. He could’ve struck first and saved the lives of himself, his family members and thousands of his men but didn’t because muh honor. GRRM may be a hack but Ned Stark’s moronism is a cautionary tale and basically what has ruined the west

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women is in charge for 10 minutes. Entire family is destroyed after 1000 years in charge. What did GRRMartin mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ned and Robb are the ones who failed, note Catelyn, you dumb virgin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cat was (mostly) the smart one. Only moronic thing she did after the war started was releasing Jaime.
      Releasing Jaime basically gave Roose a green light to turncloak. It also made many Karstarks rebel.
      But the biggest blunders were Robb's: sending Theon to the Iron Islands, marrying Westerling, executing Karstark, trusting the Freys after he slighted them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Only moronic thing she did after the war started
        >after the war started
        Well yeah, if you qualify it like that, you get to ignore that she fricking kickstarted the entire war with her moronation in the first place.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Robb should have done what his father would have done. Side with Stannis. Robb actually wanted to do that, but then his moron bannermen started shouting their "KING IN THE NORTH" shit like imbeciles and ruined everything.
        If they tried to make Eddard Stark the King in the North instead of siding with Stannis he would have shut them down instantly.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bolton has historicaly been very loyal to house stark

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao moron, the exact opposite is true. they are their primary rival. they revolted several times, even flayed a few starks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally the opposite. I hate that the northerners were such absolute morons in the show who were extremely disloyal. frick them for ruining the manderlys

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The mistake wasn't in thinking that they could trust the Boltons. The Boltons were just opportunists, they only got the chance to betray them in the first place because Robb pissed off Walder Frey.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      >promised a direct marriage of one of the Frey daughters to THE King of the North, the largest territory in Westeros all for letting his troops through one of your bridge crossings? Holy shit, DEAL
      >oh wait he renegs after you let him through on your bridges because he found true love, how convenient for him
      >oh but he's going to give you a consolation marriage to some minor vassal under his rule, well shit then, guess I'm not bitter at all

      Rob played the Great Game like a moron and got punished for it, hard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rob is 15 in the books, which explains a lot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >rob doesn't have pov chapters
          Even Salsa "The Rape" Stark has POV chapters. Weird.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Robb is detailed through Catelyn chapters
            good choice of perspective for that whole saga

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            None of the Kings in the WOTFK have POV chapters.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          then his mother should have set him straight

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She was sent away after freeing the kingslayer. She shouts at him about what he did but by then he was acting like a king and wouldn't take shit from no one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget about how he also pissed of the Karstarks even though that was cat's fault for freeing Jaime

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tullies aren't a minor vassal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rob is 15 in the books, which explains a lot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Talisa's dialogue when she was introduced was so jarring, she sounded like a 21st century woman dropped into the medieval era. Seasons 2-3 were still good but you could tell from the changes that the writers weren't great at handling their own material.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was the first big change I noticed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No way he could consent. She raped him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            true, he was drugged so she raped him

            Men if you drink alcohol and a woman sexs you, dont hesitate to sue her for rape. This is the quickest way to fix laws

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny that they made Walder in the show 100% right when calling Robb out for just marrying some b***h with a fat ass and big breasts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >some minor vassal under his rule
        You mean your liege lord and the Lord Paramount of the Trident?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you mean the dimwitted lord of the land that gets RAPED by all the factions every other year?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What was the point of Edmure’s existence? He was just a stupid joke character wasting screen time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So sansa could get a girlboss moment humiliating him in the last episode when he stands up.
            It's all been leading up to that

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              sansa had no manners must be something to do with being an orphan

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Get a cute frey girl
            >Survies even his asohollish uncle
            >Proposes HIMSELF to an Iron thorne
            >Survies the whole debacle
            >His nephew sit the iron throne and the Norf
            Edmure Won

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Queen Sansa rules the Norf

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That Frey pussy must have had him so wild if he couldn't hear the red wedding happening next door.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rob is 15 in the books, which explains a lot

        In the books Robb doesnt fall in love. He fricks this girl from a lower tier house, and then marries her to save her honor. He does the same thing as his father, dooming himself for honor.

        Also in the books, she doesnt die. So there's a chance that Robb's child is relevant as a Stark heir in the future

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >So there's a chance that Robb's child is relevant as a Stark heir in the future
          I thought her mother gave her moontea or some equivalent.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dont think so. IIRC her mother told her to sneak into Robbs bed to frick him, ala the Queen of Thorns, and later Marge Tyrell with Tommen

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >“As you will.” Jaime turned to the daughter. “I am sorry for your loss. The boy had courage, I’ll give him that. There is a question I must ask you. Are you carrying his child, my lady?” Jeyne burst from her chair and would have fled the room if the guard at the door had not seized her by the arm. “She is not,” said Lady Sybell, as her daughter struggled to escape. “I made certain of that, as your lord father bid me.”
              >Jaime nodded. Tywin Lannister was not a man to overlook such details.
              Assuming we can trust that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >dooming himself for honor
          i like the idea that Robb's failure is in his attempt to be like his father, and that Ned's undoing was he didn't want to see children get hurt anymore, and was willing to sacrifice his honor only when it's necessary, both in raising Jon and bending the knee to Joffrey. Ned would have found a solution at the cost of his honor in order to not doom the war effort if he was in Robb's position

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that was his intention, to save his honor like his honorable father and he fails to realize that to truly follow his father's example would be to marry the Frey to save his people and look after any bastard like Ned had appeared to do for Jon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's interesting is the Race for the Iron Throne analysis/theory that Walder Frey has basically been playing off the Starks and was plotting to betray them from day 2 of their alliance. It's been a long time since I read the essay and I'm not sure if it's on Tower of the Hand or his own website, but Race basically believes that the Freys were already working with Roose to cause more damage to their allies in off-screen battles and had been negotiating with Tywin long before Robb married Jeyne. She was just a catalyst to put their plan into motion.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Roose was doing that but the freys got mad when the Jeyne thing happened
          But yeah, Roose was being a c**t on purpose since day one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      >promised a direct marriage of one of the Frey daughters to THE King of the North, the largest territory in Westeros all for letting his troops through one of your bridge crossings? Holy shit, DEAL
      >oh wait he renegs after you let him through on your bridges because he found true love, how convenient for him
      >oh but he's going to give you a consolation marriage to some minor vassal under his rule, well shit then, guess I'm not bitter at all

      Rob played the Great Game like a moron and got punished for it, hard.

      It gets better when you looka t a map and realize that the North's territory actually does go past the neck and one of the Flint houses is past the Neck.

      So just straight up annexing Frey territory to the North proper and taking it away from the Riverlands wouldn't even be out of the question.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The first thing we see Ned do is execute a deserter. Bolton's coat of arms is basically an endorsement of the death penality. Why would you not see these two as allies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why didnt he delegate that task to someoene else?
      One would think that a leader of a nation would have more important things to do than execute deserters by himself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think it’s more to a kin to doing the dirty work yourself/taking responsibility for what you order. Killing a man you condemn to death makes you face the weight of that decision, rather than having somebody else do it and not realize what you’re actually ordering

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword" Basic b***h norf lore. They don't have executioners they do it themselves.
        Showgays really dont pay attention to the story do they?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There must be hundreds of deserters all the time. Its not possible for ned to execute them all by himself. Unless he builds some kind of gas chamber of sorts

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There aren't enough total crows for there to be hundreds of deserters all the time, they had less than 1000 at that point in the story. Plus the threat of execution on its own is a deterrent to deserting.
            Also, Ned only executed the deserter because he was caught on his lands. The Night's Watch hunts deserters themselves and would execute the ones they catch. If a deserter ended up on another northern lord's lands, then that lord would execute him.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How the hell did Will (Gared in the books) make it past the wall and all the way to Winterfell?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno. I remember thinking about that too and I don't think it's ever addressed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He was a ranger and a good one according to Mormont, its why he and Ben are so shocked he deserted. Its part of why they start getting suspicious that some shit is going down past the wall.
                There's a bunch of ways he could have made it back across, the wildlings do it all the time. An experienced ranger could do it too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                could have gone to one of the smaller castles and bluffed his way through with some bullshit story

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                how could they even know someone deserted ,homie just hide in some forest and hunt for food ,it's not like they have got your face identification and social security number

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Basic b***h norf lore
          written by indopacific opium cartel member

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >leader of a nation
        Those guys barely do shit and they don't rule over much.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sister asks you to protect her son as her dying wish
    >send him to a remote castle to be cannon fodder in the case of a wilding or white walker invasion
    Yeah I think so

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      asks you to protect her son as her dying wish
      >>send him to a remote castle to be cannon fodder in the case of a wilding or white walker invasion
      to be fair to ned he absolutely did protect jon from robert, which is what she was talking about. jon was coming of age and ned couldn't keep him moping around in a castle forever, being in the night's watch under the eye of his uncle was as good an option as any. just didn't quite turn out that way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Robert didn't even suspect a thing, nor did everyone else, except Ned and the all-seeing idiot raven.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The series forgets that flaying is something the Boltons at large haven't really done for like 1000 years and Ramsay is a freak revivalist on his own time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >haven't really done for like 1000 years
      In public, it's rumored they still do it indoors even after the Starks forbid the practice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't read the books, but that made me think of Christianity. They worship a man being crucified, and they have a history of burning heretics alive hundreds of years ago. Yet today they are viewed as the most trustworthy people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >worship a man being crucified
        We’re worshipping his righteous and selfless acts, you demented troony.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >haven't really done for like 1000
      But is this REALLY the case?
      They haven't done it publicly, but Roose did rape a girl in her wedding cerimony with her housband's hanged corpse nearby, it's not a stretch to assume they have kept being c**ts in private all this time

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are our greatest allies.
    Just look at the pure joy in roose's bastard's face. Isn't it wholesome?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this guy from the island with a decapitated Black person head on the flag? I don't see how he would cause a ruckus -kings of europe, 1788

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, despite what Netflix and Google’s AI want you to believe, kings of Europe weren’t Black folk so they didn’t have to care

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These homies gonna win entire ASOIAF saga.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      boring ass mary sue house

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mary sues are Starks,Sansa is probably only kid who deserved happy ending, Also Rickon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She directly caused her fathers death by snitching to the queen.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >mary sues
          >get fricking decimated, those that survive are either traumatized girls or on the way to becoming cannibal esoteric treehomosexuals beyond the wall
          Doesn't seem like it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF HER MAJESTY AEGON BLACFYRE, RIGHTFUL KING OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, TRUE HEIR AND DESCENDANT OF AEGON THE CONQUEROR TROUGH THE LINE OF THE LEGITIMATE HEIR DAEMON BLACFYRE, SON OF AEGON FOURTH OF HIS NAME.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, I forgot the K in Blackfyre, the shitpost is ruined now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You used the Targaryen colors too, you did really mess up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's because he still thinks he is a targ when he lands on westeros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How would you have introduced him in the show without it coming across as another Poochie?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hard to say, I don't get to ask GURM how his story affects the rest unlike dumb and dumber so I can only make wild guesses.
        But he did already exist when season 1 aired so they could have easily started introducing him in seasons 3/4 in a "sneaky" way.
        If I had to take a wild guess his ultimate role would be to cause dany's madness, as she comes home to westeros only to find out everyone is bowing down to this beloved targaryen who already put down the bad guys and saved the day before she even arrived.
        Their conflict would put the smallfolk against dany and this would innescate her acts of brutality that lead her to become hated until jon murders her or whatever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      more like -ACKfyre

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this lucky fricker gets to bang Arianne in TWOW
      I'm so jealous

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ON MY HONOR AS A TULLEY, ON MY
    HONOR AS A STARK… I’LL SLIT THIS INNOCENT BYSTANDARD’S FRICKING THROAT, HARRY POTTER JANITOR!!!
    Roose was unironically way more stable and pragmatic as a leader than all the schitzo starks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >muh le mah soon walk out of here
      instantly gets pierced by 7 arrows ,based scene in my opinion

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Robb fricked over their entire army because le troo wub instead of marrying the Frey and just having whatserface as his concubine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Refuse to take a concubine because of muh honor
      >No problem with breaking his word over a vital marriage deal that led to his family's annihilation
      Starks are absolute morons, all of them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        to take a concubine because of muh honor
        Hated this change in the show and how it changed the irony of Catelyn indirectly being the downfalls of the Starks. In the books Robb marries Jeyne not because of love but because he didn't want their child to be a labeled a bastard seeing how Jon was treated growing up by his mother.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the best on screen father in Game of Thrones? Impossible mode: no Ned.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably that Dorne guy even though all the women in his life are psychos. I don't think that was his fault

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sam

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not the father.

        Probably that Dorne guy even though all the women in his life are psychos. I don't think that was his fault

        I don't think they ever show or name his children.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stannis
      don't @ me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jaime.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tywin.
      >but muh Tyrion
      He was a disfigured little freak. He's lucky Tywin didn't have him drowned, and in retrospect he should've since the ugly little shit ended up murdering him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tywin, easy.

        [...]
        I can proudly say I never gave a frick about the starks and the red wedding is what instantly made me obsessed with the Lannisters.

        I can't speak for all parents but if my kids ended up fricking each other I'd consider myself a failure as a father.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn’t make him not a good father. They’re just (kind of) shitty kids. Tyrion is the shitty one. Geoffrey turned out bad but Tommen and Marcella were good. I say no harm done. Cersei even went for it with Robert at first, she had a crush on him, but their first baby was stillborn and Robert was a drunken butthole in love with another woman, so.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If the mark of a good father is his children then Tywin definitely failed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you see, all my kids were just born wrong, I couldn't have possibly fricked up raising them!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tywin, easy.

        [...]
        I can proudly say I never gave a frick about the starks and the red wedding is what instantly made me obsessed with the Lannisters.

        Sometimes one has to wonder if posters in this place are really this fricking moronic or just pretending for laughs
        Apart from the incest, your daughter being a degen moronic prostitute, your other son giving up his claim to serve as a bodyguard, but then he also gets killed by the third son
        If there is one thing Tywin most definetly wasn't is a good father

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Midwit. He was handing his children the keys to godhood basically if they’d just buck up and do what they’re told. He even let Tyrion fricking live and raised him. Honestly frick Tyrion for killing Tywin after Tywin told Tyrion about how he wanted to throw him into the ocean but instead raised him because he’s a Lannister. Like, what the frick. Tyrion is all me me me, can’t he see that he’s an unfortunate blight on his prestigious family? He takes it all so personally rather than just accept and atone for it even though it’s not really his fault.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tyrion is a shitty crybaby but that doesn't make Tyrin a good father. You can be a good Hand without being a good father. You can be a good military commander without being a good father. Tywin was just a shitty dad as evidenced by his three shitty children. The only only who comes close to any kind of redemption is Jaimie and the showrunners ruined that so it doesn't count.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you see, I could have just forced you to divorce your wife, but I made my men rape her in front of you because I despise you so much dear son
            >now just let yourself get killed for a crime you didn't commit and that I know you didn't commit, we need a scapegoat and you are perfect.
            >and of course just forget about the several times I tried to get you killed like when I sent you on the frontline knowing as a dwarf you are likely to die at first contact with the enemy
            Nah, tywin literally had it coming. All he had to do was not mistreat tyrion at every chance he could and he would be alive.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >men rape her in front of you because I despise you so much dear son
              Do be fair this happens in my doujins all the time. Its not that big of a deal.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Tysha was a prostitute. Just a freelance one. No way she would have fricked Tyrion if he was a farmboy dwarf
              Tywin knew this.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She was a golddigging prostitute and Tywin proved it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You'll remember she did take the money.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jaime confesses to Tyrion that he, at Tywin's order, made up the story about her being a prostitute.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did you just make that up? Or was Tyrion’s “wife” just pretending to get paid for getting a train ran on her by the entire Lannister army?

                [...]
                It's never cleared up completely in the books but considering jaime's confession it's much more likely she was threatened to get the scene to present to tyrion.
                Anyway they lived in a cabin until tywin found them, so she wasn't in for the money

                I don’t believe you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Did you just make that up?
                It's literally the turning point for tyrion's character at the end of book 3
                THIS revelation is what makes him decide to go after Tywin
                It was cut from the show becuase dan and dave are moronic homosexuals that don't understand Tyrion's arc.

                >I don’t believe you
                Okay?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So the prostitute Jamie hired to get raped wasn’t really a prostitute and actually was getting raped now? This is stupid. What a stupid fricking backstory either way. She took Tywin’s silver and never talked to Tyrion again so wtf.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >So the prostitute Jamie hired to get raped wasn’t really a prostitute and actually was getting raped now?
                Correct
                > This is stupid
                It really isn't when you understand the lenghts tywin will go to undermine tyrion
                >She took Tywin’s silver and never talked to Tyrion again so wtf
                When tyrion reaches tywin in the bathroom in the books he starts interrogating him about what became of tysha and tywin refuses to answer, which leads tyrion to kill him. In the show it's played as being about shae when it's not about share at all.
                But knowing tywin, it's not a wild assumption to think he most likely threatened to kill her if she ever reached for tyrion again.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If what you’re saying is true the show did a way better job with the entire thing. What you’re describing sounds fricking moronic. Tywin could have just had Tyrion assassinated in that case and then blame it all on some cutthroat patsy and put their head on a spike in memoriam of Tyrion. Case closed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are so stupid you could have been a GoT show writer.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >duhhh ur stupid!
                Not an argument, moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Tywin could have just had Tyrion assassinated in that case
                You fundamentally misunderstand tywin
                Tywin is constantly conflicted about tyrion, he is his son and the son of his beloved Joanna, and he know she would have loved him if she was still alive. He is the son that most closely resembles himself. He could never plot his assassination.
                But he is constantly spiteful, spiteful that he killed his wife when being born, that he is a malformed dwarf that undermines his house's image, and also spiteful that in spite of all of this they are very similar.
                So he takes the half measure, he never gets rid of tyrion, but he tries to hurt him and bully him at every possible chance.
                >the show did a way better job
                Oh sure, that's why post season 4 tyrion becomes a nothingness of a character with no purpose, arc or motivation. Yet another case of masterful writing by dan and dave.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah Tyrion was ruined and is awful post S4 but we weren’t talking about that we were talking about the stupid prostitute backstory.
                Besides I’m a showonly, as far as I’m concerned Tyrion is a moron and isn’t like Tywin at all. Tywin is selfless annd does what needs to be done and Tyrion is a selfish individualist.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Tywin is selfless
                Yeah sure, that's why he never remarries in 30 years after he is widowed even though he could strenghten the house with more children and alliances. His first wife, mid you, was his cousin that he married for love and that furthered no alliances. On the other hand he expects all his children to marry at his whim.
                That's also why he fricks shae after telling tyrion not to frick prostitutes, such a selfless, a true example of a good father with absolutely no internal demons.
                That's also why he does everything he can to get his line on the throne, he is absolutely not obsessed with glory, it's all selfless, for the good of the realm.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >realm
                Not necessarily but his family, yes. Again, showonly so to me Tywin is basically a good guy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The good of his family is his son getting executed for a crime he didn't commit?
                Or was fricking shae the core of his plan to help his family?

                He was a deeply flawed character, a good politician but an absolutely terrible father whose children tried to escape the influence of at any chance they got. I don't understand why you are simping so hard, I also like Tywin, I used him as pfp in shit before, but you are just denying obvious character flaws for no reason.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As far as Tywin knew it could have been Tyrion. And yeah fricking Shae was a little weird don’t get that……

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >And yeah fricking Shae was a little weird don’t get that……
                She's a prostitute, it's her job. Tywin has no issue fricking prostitutes himself because he's discrete about it so it doesn't affect his image.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >And yeah fricking Shae was a little weird don’t get that……
                She's a prostitute, it's her job. Tywin has no issue fricking prostitutes himself because he's discrete about it so it doesn't affect his image.

                it can't be as simple as Tywin thought she was a nice piece of ass
                deciding to frick Shae and allowing her to wear the chain of hands is far more telling of Tywin's true character than anything

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it can't be as simple as Tywin thought she was a nice piece of ass
                Well I also think he was spiting Tyrion by doing it, even if Tyrion wasn't there to see it.
                >and allowing her to wear the chain of hands is far more telling of Tywin's true character than anything
                I don't actually know what I was supposed to take away from that particular detail. I get that hypocrisy is a big part of his character, but if this is supposed to highlight some hypocrisy with respect to his father's mistress, then I think it's kinda hard to believe.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nah Tywin's been a prostitutemonger since his wife died and he couldn't get over it. he built the tunnel to the brothel, and had Shae in his employ before she ever met Tyrion. Varys takes an interest in her as a means to manipulate Tyrion and she was originally placed by Littlefinger

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No no, I get all that, but I'm referring specifically to how he was disgusted at his father for giving his mistress gifts that included his mother's old clothing and israeliteelry and the like. I thought you were suggesting that Shae wearing the chain of hands was a callback to that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He never remarries because deep down he is afraid that he is impotent and that Jaime and Cersei were fathered by Aerys.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That theory is fricking shit and you should feel bad about pushing it
                >W-WHAT IF THE ENTIRE LANNISTER FAIMLY DRAMA, ARCS ETC IS POINTLESS AND THEY ARE ALL SECRET TARGS LOL
                Unironically who the frick wants this.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're an idiot, the theory is that TYRION was fathered by Aerys, not the twins

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You'll remember she did take the money.

                It's never cleared up completely in the books but considering jaime's confession it's much more likely she was threatened to get the scene to present to tyrion.
                Anyway they lived in a cabin until tywin found them, so she wasn't in for the money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tywin, easy.

      >muh le mah soon walk out of here
      instantly gets pierced by 7 arrows ,based scene in my opinion

      I can proudly say I never gave a frick about the starks and the red wedding is what instantly made me obsessed with the Lannisters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      RIP Matthos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Davos, he just got really unlucky
      Mace Tyrell seems like a chill guy too
      Now that I think about it there is an insane amount of terrible fathers in the story, did martin have daddy issues?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are terrible mothers, kings, bankers, soldiers, monks, and everything else too. Martin's main point in the series is that it's really fricking hard to navigate life and this makes tolkienites seethe for some reason

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Craster

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tywin. His children failed him. especially tyrion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That fat motherfricker Manderly.
      Helping the Starks was just icing on the cake, he orchestrated that revenge plot entirely for his son.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Sir Too Fat to Ride a Horse
        *grinds teeth*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was loyal even when those that proudly proclaimed they shared Stark blood betrayed the wolf.
          He may have diabetus, but that jelly roll is a true and based man of the norf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stannis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That one that the Hound beat up for money, who later held his daughter in his arm as he killed her, before killing himself, to avoid seeing her starve to death.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Generations of loyal sworn service thrown away by a shithead and his autistic bastard.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was more weird that a dude who looked like he was 30 was letting his mommy ride around playing queen to his king.
    >he's 15 in the books
    And it's still frickin weird.
    Moral of the story: Tullys are fricking stupid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >acting queen
      not at all, he even put her under essentially house arrest after the end of acok

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He should've left her in Winterhold

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Are the Starks moronic?
    yes. that is made abundantly clear throughout the show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Except Jon Snow but
      >E’s noato stahk.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MEN REPORT IN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-SEzX5-dqA

      Reminder that there are "people" who think season 8 is the only bad one

      The battle of the bastards was the stupidest thing ever recorded on tv.

      Nah, the episode where the avengers go beyond the wall to catch a live skelly to show cersei they are fighting a 2 front war has to be the worst one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nah, the episode where the avengers go beyond the wall to catch a live skelly to show cersei they are fighting a 2 front war has to be the worst one.
        That was the dumbest idea they had in the entire show

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          might have been silly but it was kino
          the skelly coming out of the box and charging at Cersei was one of the few good moments of the later seasons

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah the actual episode itself wasn't awful but the idea behind it was stupid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what that video is funny as frick.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But ramsay defeating stannis with 20 good men is stupid
          It's a funny meme but proof season 5 was already shit

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lord Walduh Frey. I believe no man here can question your honour.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't speak for all parents but if I ate my kids I'd consider myself a failure as a father.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno how anyone actually remembers the story to this.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The battle of the bastards was the stupidest thing ever recorded on tv.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The battle of the bastards was the stupidest thing ever recorded on tv.
      Dumb as frick for sure, but it's got a LOT of competition from that trainwreck of a show for being the dumbest shit put to film.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How accurate is season 1 to the books? I've never read the books and only watched the first four seasons (iirc) but show plot essentially starts when a 60 year-old noble goes alone (not counting his two young daughters) to live in the stronghold of the most powerful family in the realm and immediately blurts out to everyone that the heir of said family and his current king is actually an incest borne bastard, offspring of other two heirs. This is the same guy who could anticipate the shitstorm if John Snow's lineage was known and could keep it a secret for decades, even before his wife. Even if he was all muh friend's honour, wouldn't it be smarter to bide his time, find a reason for himself, Sansa and Arya to go back North, then start poking around Joffreys birthright. If the book starts off as moronic as the show it's clear it's garbage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its close but they change minor but important things. Like in the show Cat wants Ned to stay in the North but the books she more or less forces him to go. But yea Ned is as moronic in the books as he is in the show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >characters much older
      >Bobby B and Cersei get much more screen time
      >Cersei is humanized much more
      >Catelyn's political scheming is removed (she's the one that urges Ned to go to KL while he wants to stay)
      >some dream/prophecy stuff is gone
      Nothing too bad, the real awful changes start in season 2 with Talisa. Also Ned is not a moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Ned is not a moron.
        Counterpoint.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Every show watcher calling Eddard an idiot for his actions didn't get the satisfying moments in the books where it's made clear that Eddard's honor and righteousness built long lasting loyalty from the other houses in the North. It looks silly in the show, but in the books we see that his children and his people will have loyal friends who will rise to support them for no reward because of the kind of man the Eddard Stark was.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lord Wyman in Winterfell with the Freys and the Boltons is absolute kino. Really like the Manderlys. Seem like good people despite worshiping southron gods.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >entire book passes since red wedding
            >nobody seems to care about the Starks
            >even their allies are bending the knee and treating with Lannisters and Freys and Boltons
            >suddenly this fat frick (referring to both George and Wyman) delivers one of the most raw speeches in the entire series

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              rickon should marry wylla as a reward

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Never read the books who is this Boss?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That is a coin counting, feast throwing, ship building, seafood loving, not-that-bad-for-a-southerner (despite arriving in the north like a thousand years ago) ultra-chad by the name of Lord Manderly.
                A man who, upon learning his son had been captured at the red wedding, tried to starve himself in his grief. But then realized after like a day that wasnt happening and instead decided to create an entire conspiracy against the Boltons to see the Starks returned to the glory.

                All while being unable to ride a horse anymore because he's too FAT. from all the eel pie he shoves down his gullet every day.

                Plus his grandaughter is a cutie with green hair.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Scheming fat man who's a huge Stark simp. He's pretty based.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Talisa was a stupid show-only addition. Robb ruining an alliance for some foreign ass made 0 sense

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, did you see that ass?
              Made perfect sense to me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >some dream/prophecy stuff is gone
        They ruin it later anyway.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Man, young Ned looked like such a pussy in the show. I get that in the books he's not described as super good looking or anything anyway, but still.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It gets most things accurate. It removes Bran's dream of flying and Ned's dream of the Tower of Joy. It also cut the Tywin/Roose battle for obvious budget reasons.
      It added a bunch of scenes in but none of them break canon.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I agree with Tywin but he's almost a cautionary tale for royalty. He no doubt fathered a great house but was just as delusional as Ned was about his honor. He thought his children would just fall in lockstep while he built the Lannister empire and shirked his duties as a father. Very greatest generation/boomer mindset.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was his daughter policy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know the sandbawds suffered but idk if they suffered enough for this scene right here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jamie should have fricked her

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The starks knew they were untrustworthy and had several discussions about what a risk it was. They simply had no choice, and figured walder would be more pragmatic and less petty.
    Of all the perfectly valid things to criticize about this stupid show people always go for the easiest to explain things.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I (kind of) rewatcehd season 1 and a bit of 2, and I rewatched the scenes where Arya kills the Freys.

    I now understand why people hate when magic is introduced.

    In earlier seasons, you needed cunning and alliances and smart plays to defeat your enemies. Magic was left to Essos and the wall.
    Now later in the story, we need the good guys (what's left of them) to win, but they're too weak and all their strong/smart ones were eliminated, so let's give them magic to kill their enemies.

    The beauty of the show was the writer(s) outsmarting us and showing us "solutions" we didn't see to the characters' problems.
    Magic destroys all that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Show issue.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Read.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well in the books magic always requires some sort of price which evens it out
      The dragons being the exception, I don't know how gurm planned to handle those but since book 6 will never come out it will never be an issue.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The story is troll copypasta tier. Everything you think is foreshadowed to have some meaning does not. It is all about stringing moronic plebs along as long as possible. Remember the prologue about zombies that aren't in the story again for years?
        Some quick examples are the wolves for each of them, the cosmic retribution for harming a guest, the whole red witch religion, oaths and breaking them, Jon reviving...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the whole red witch religion [...] Jon reviving
          Didn't you just contraicct yourself?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The dorne and iron island sub plots as well as Briennes riverland adventures actually aren’t filler bullshit because….because……..

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The iron islands looks to be anything but filler as Euron is poised to be a main villain in the books, possibly the cause of the long night

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ...because we don't know how the story ends. An unfinished story has no filler because we don't know what was supposed to be important. As it is now, everything in the books is filler.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the dragons eat a child at some point or burn a child to death. i guess that's the cost

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Poor Quentyn, already forgotten.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the books any magic beyond a dream requires very niche expertise and major sacrifice, and even then it's a huge risk.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >attacks the north

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most based character in the series.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        all characters are poorly made onions fantasies

        in good literature all happenings are predetermined by the world on 70%, predetermined by the nature of the characters on 25%, and only 5% is the character's choice

        in lord of thrones everything is predetermined by nature of the ruling houses, where all characters are clones of each-other, and the end of the show is nothing but free choice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >war of the five kings
      >this coward never shows up for a battle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bald with long hair
      The gigachad embrace

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bald with long hair
      The gigachad embrace

      The Starks were making a move, he had to get it on

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >House Bolton
    >none of the women are bimbos with bolt-ons

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But what about darkstar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ned and Ashara's son. That's why he attacked Myrcella.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's bullshit but I choose to believe it

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Starks are very moronic. They clearly didn't purchase a copy of "The Prince" and it shows in their abysmal leadership abilities.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE ASS THAT LOST THE NORTH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So was she a spy sent by Tywin or what? That scene where she “pretends” to totally not be sending a raven to Tywin and goes “ lol the young wolf is on the move 🙂 “ was sus asf.

      Man, young Ned looked like such a pussy in the show. I get that in the books he's not described as super good looking or anything anyway, but still.

      That actor sucks and looks nothing like Sean Bean but at the same time it always got a pass with me because his imitation of Ned Stark is spot fricking on. When the scene happened i didn’t even know who it was supposed to be until he started talking and immediately knew.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Double funny to me because in my language "to lose the north" is a saying akin to "to lose the marbles".

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i absolutely love the Tyrion chapters. He has such a great story up to book 3

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will this FAT homosexual WITH b***h breasts finish the book?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >have a fanbase screaming at you to finish the series
      >have immense success in spite of this
      >TV adaptation bombed at the end
      >pressure and expectations build up higher and higher as each year goes by
      I wouldn’t blame him for avoiding it until the day he dies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        idk i think it's more that he pulled out too many strands in the book and realized it's going to be extremely difficult to tie them together

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He owes it not to us or him but to the story itself. He’s denying the human a race a timeless epic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When the Harry Potter films were being made, JK Rowling hadn't finished the books yet but managed to get it done before WB caught up. GRRM is a lazy homosexual. We should have gotten the Winds of Winter during lockdown.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair Harry Potter is an easier series to write
          it's good, but simpler and much less intricate

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do the old gods have anything against polygamy? Robb should've announced that the King in the North can have multiple wives and rolled with it.

          this^

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love how Gurm harps on about moral grayness, then he writes people like the Boltons, Walder Frey, Tywin, etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Roose and Tywin are nothing like Waldur and Ramsay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The frick are you talking about? Roose is an unfeeling vampire-esque freak who enjoys flaying people and doesn't give a shit about his bastards and raped their mothers. The only person he's shown caring even a little about is Walda and even then he says her and the kids will probably be killed by Ramsay but oh well

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        in that they're not moronic. they're still very, very evil.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every story needs some full-on villains. The "Others"/white walkers basically just want to end the world more or less.

      You're an idiot, the theory is that TYRION was fathered by Aerys, not the twins

      I've seen both theories floating around. The irony of Jaime and Cersei being bastards would be that the child Tywin refused to believe was his was actually his only one. Both theories are stupid though.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Freys were trustworthy, thousands of their men died for Robb, and walder also lost children in the war too. If Robb, wasn't a shit leader none they would've been fine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Freys were trustworthy
      >Walder hedges his bets at the beginning even though his liege in Riverrun needed him to let Robb cross
      >did the same during Robert's Rebellion
      >haggles before doing his duty
      Robb invited it but it wasn't him that made the Freys ignore guest rights. They were always scum and Robb gave them cause to do it.

      The battle of the bastards was the stupidest thing ever recorded on tv.

      I dropped GoT twice, the second being Battle of the Bastards. I completely skipped s7 and 8 except for the really stupid episodes I wanted to shitpost about.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do the old gods have anything against polygamy? Robb should've announced that the King in the North can have multiple wives and rolled with it.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking love the chapter when Tyrion murders Shae and Tywin.. it's kinda based tbh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tyrion is a douchebag.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are u some kind of house stark gay? lannisters are so fricking hot and cool.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the starks were the boltons liege lords, why wouldnt they trust them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because rumors about roose raping and killing and their history of being sociopathic edgelords

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She and her husband were high martial and very low diplomacy and intrigue (crusader king). His elder son was also low diplomacy and Intrigue

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the show hate Stannis so much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, it's for the same reason why the people of Westeros weren't too fond of him
      He was an unfun hardass and not a marketable frickboy, so he lost the popularity contest both in and outside of the show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, it's for the same reason why the people of Westeros weren't too fond of him
      He was an unfun hardass and not a marketable frickboy, so he lost the popularity contest both in and outside of the show

      I remember coming to Cinemaphile and being puzzled that people are calling him "Stannis the Mannis" even though he was barely a character.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's the bitter, loner second son that nobody likes and spent his whole life getting spat on by his family despite doing everything they ever asked of him.
        Of course Cinemaphile likes him. Hell thats why I like him.
        Plus we also miss out on a bunch of Stannis moments that humanize him like the story of the falcon he nursed back to health as a child only to have everyone insult it for not being able to fly properly anymore, or how the only moment he can remember Robert ever caring about him or Renly being when they watched their parents ship sink in Stormbreaker Bay.

        Plus they gloss over the guilt and conflict he feels over Melisandre and her actions. Since they make him a devout follower of R'hllor instead of a reluctant allower of his worship, they have no reason to show this.

        So yeah, the show fricked up the Mannis a fair bit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rr didn't wrote pretty much any of the stuff, it was his ghostwriters, whom he was gathering trough his "wild cards" almanach

      the guy who was writing the stannis part didn't wrote the scenario for some reason
      simple as
      so his story was cut short and what was written was done by some daytime tv show writer

      the further non-release of rr books reason, as well as the show quality plummeting reason, is rr's endorsement of hillary
      ghostwriters were all bernie boys and decided to quit on the spot

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rhaegar was the hero all along

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Obligatory.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So when Rhaegar's son does go on to become the prophesied hero instrumental in ending the long night, it will confirm that he was indeed right to plow that teen pussy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Highly depends on how clear those visions were he received

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ending the long night
          If anything Jon will help start it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Quality dutch BRAPPA.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hear this show is like the live action AoT.
    Is it that good?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the 1st season. If you like it, stop watching and read the books.
      But the books will never finish. So...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The books are just a draft for the show, bookgays are moronic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The show sucks, read the books. There is precisely one change I like, which is Jaime's joke about Ned's job changed from "The King eats, and the Hand takes the shit" to "The King shits, and the Hand wipes".

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lord of the thrones accurately shown how israelites who wrote and put it on srcreen perceive people living in the north

    in actuality north should be naturally devoid of power struggle and be very realistic

    people in the south survive and get ahead of others by selling snake oil to the more gullible morons
    people in the north survive by fighting against cold winter and having a neighbor, that would be friendly enough to allow you to live in his shed for a couple of years, if your house caught fire

    if you go out in an actual winter without proper clothes, you'll die in 15 minutes
    in the south you can live in the street all year long

    what is also lacking in the lord of the thrones is a prominent island nation, that has no land army, and spends land army budget on spying and all forms of contraband and piracy

    neither martin, nor his fellow producers haven't even made the upper level of the wall to be made of wood and thus be much more easy to heat to liveable temperatures

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