House of a Thousand Furries

New Flashgitz video just dropped.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is good

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God fricking damnit you already told that fricking damn joke 7 fricking times, just make Space King 2 you damn frickers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a good joke

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not what it looks like anon, give it a watch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the joke.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What joke

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Killing furries is always funny
      PG cartoon but dark is kinda funny too, the fact that the characters stay nice through the whole ordeal up till the end only made it better

      The joke isn't stale, we need more dead furries and more silly crossovers, swat Kats in 40k when?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The joke isn't stale

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >300k views
          >50k likes

          Not stale at all, less than 12 hours, frick I wish other animators in YouTube could get these numbers too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're mistaking jokes with agendas

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are trying so hard to fit in, it's adorable

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >PG cartoon but dark is kinda funny too
        Maybe if you were born less than ten years ago.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The joke isn't stale, we need more dead furries and more silly crossovers.
        Apologize.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >flashgitz
      >jokes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When did Flashgitz ever have jokes. It was really shit attempts at being edgy while being decades behind in terms of what trends are relevant.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’ll get no argument from me dude, him and FatCanyon have rested on the same gimmick for like 6 years now. Though to be completely fair they sort of have to because that’s the YouTube trap.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Ed, Edd n Eddy one was kino though
            Don't care much about his work after that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            While Meatcanyons stuff is mostly just milking whats popular, credit where it's due, he can make very, very unique stuff when he puts himself to it - like the Steve Harvey one, and Stink fiend.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You aren't excited for WARHAMMER MURDERS LIVEJOURNAL?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing I laugh at there joke was the guy floating his balls toward ryu

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want them to continue the Ruldoph trilogy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the issue with Space King is that it is a property derivative of another property (Warhammer 40k), itself already a derivative of multiple different sources. I can't see myself being invested in something that has so little depth. I did like the gags & jokes though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's still funny tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, killing furries is one thing but Bluey aren't furries, yet its apparently le funney to kill them? I'm getting too old for this edgy rubbish where the enemy is whatever they want it to be.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THIS I NEED FRICKING SPACE KING 2 NOOOW, ITS LIKE BEER COMPARED TI HEROIN I DONT BEER I WANT HEROIN I WANT SPACE KING EPISODE 2 I NEEEEDD IT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >furgays still seething
      kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If you don’t like the same joke being told over and over and over again you’re a furgay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did i stutter?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone tells you it's not what it looks like
      >watch it
      >it's exactly what it looked like

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It almost had an uncharacteristic feel-good ending until he shot Bluey's family at which point it became exactly what it looked like.

        I feel like it crosses the line into PETA territory where they go after children's programming like how they said Pokemon was about slavery, totally not understanding that children shouldn't accidentally find this stupid bullshit. Like some kids are going to see this shit before the algorithm cuts it out. Like yeah I get it, Newgrounds was chainsawing Care Bears or Teletubbies or some shit since the beginning but that was voluntary consumption. You had to specifically go onto Newgrounds to see that; even back then YouTube didn't have auto-play. Like even the porn sites renamed Pokemon and Overwatch tags so they wouldn't appear in the top search results. Like Christ, Bluey? Like what fricking comedic value is there in taking the piss out of Bluey? Like what value is there in making kids think about wienerfighting when they look at Pokemon like PETA did. It's fricked.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Like what fricking comedic value is there in taking the piss out of Bluey?
          It's a show that pretends to be aimed at kids when its main audience is manchildren. It deserves to be mocked.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Space King will be the same joke over and over too, what are you even complaining about?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seethe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blueygay detected

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take this over space king tbh. I didn't like it

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick bluey bro?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh wow it's the same joke again

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there 3 other threads?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flashgitz's pretty much admitted that they come here to shill their shit. We'll that and their fans are literal teenagers who like to pick fights with random people.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love how flashgitz didnt b***h out at the end, I was really afraid they were gonna pull some "awwwww wholesome bluey <3" homosexualry, but that templar gunned them the frick down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he still pussied out by not showing it on screen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Psychic dog mutants still bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the same space marine that get tentacle raped

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Flashgitz seethe so much as other more popular series

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tax payed viewbots

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does it burn you so much that he makes fun of others?
        Dude, he makes parodies, I don't know what you expect from him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TADC is not a sacred cow.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make a joke one time
        >soibois online seething forever
        NORMAL WORDS
        BUT A HORSE GUY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So is Flashgitz's new thing going after actually successful shows like Hazbin Hotel and Bluey? I get that it's a joke but it seems a bit insecure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have always been insecure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no they murdered the popular cartoons. they are cooler than the popular cartoons. they had to kill them to show you how they are better.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the new? He has always done parodies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are really people still b***hing about the hazbin hotel thing? You know he called men mentally ill just after women right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's amazing that that's what you gleaned from that post.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How is insecure barely calling out hazbin hotel just before calling out themselves?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were too generous with them. I wanna see them get brutally murdered onscreen while screaming in horror. The fricking sonic characters got murdered on camera but the show that should be the new butt of jokes as it's essentially brony culture 2 gets less harsh treatment? Frick off Flashshits is literally just projecting his fetish now so he could please his moronic zoomed audience.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gaygitz try hard to be edgy but still bend their ass for israelitetube monetization policy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What would happen if they fight the canon sonic?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5452705/1/Sonic-Warhammer-40-000

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Published: Oct 18, 2009

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He fought giants that can easily kill a space marine

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably lose since Sonic destroys armies, deities and monsters ever week plus operates on cartoon logic mostly

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Depends. Is it written by Penders?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Game Sonic: Sonic would eventually die when fricking with something primarch level or higher.
          Archie Sonic: It's over for the Imperium

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are the space marines wearing helmets?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I wished the killing was done on-screen. Oh well, maybe he can release an uncensored version.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eh
      i found the joke entirely predictable
      like of course the black templar would gun down the cartoon dog family thats what they do
      like all the fricking time is gun down civilians

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Br*ish people are so weirder than American't people?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the joke was gonna be this Templar going nuts trying to kill them and then every other Templar being all “what are you talking about man that’s just a children’s cartoon”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't. I thought it was mean.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Space Marines were mean
        well gosh fellas. Someone better tell the Emperor.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    furries havent looked like this in years what is this guys problem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do they look like now?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hazbin hotel

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hazbin hotel
          That looks like the furries in the video

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate hazbin hotel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That one boykisser mage, that’s at least how 90% of twitter furries draw their fursonas and other furries

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That one boykisser mage
          Who

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the uwu gay fox

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The one that was doxed?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda like this.
        It's a chill vibe.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that croc girl
          HNGGGGG

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you sure that's a girl?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, look closely, she's got booba outline

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I applaud your scalie autism

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >reptile
                >still has breasts
                Petophiles really are the worst

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a fictional creature, not wanting breasts is either you being a moron or a homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like shit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wani hug that gator

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Back to your containment board

            [...]

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why isn't there a nuclear blast?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they wish they were this chill. they cannibalize themselves for wrongthink

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish they'd use that energy to go after cub shit or much worse.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he thinks cubs are bad
              homosexual detected.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He can't go after his own kind, all the e-girls are on Newgrounds.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Furries go after e-girl all the time, what are you on about?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm looking for a fandom/community that consists of creatures that are totally outside and do not exist in the food chain
                Do you know something ideal for me?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why go after e-girl, but not cubs? It's the same fricking concept.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Beats me. Ask the purity spiral.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd get conflicting answers, so it's better I don't ask.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw iwn get qt emo gator gf
          I am cursed by the very Heavens themselves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worse

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch Cobson stabbing the boykisser on the booru then

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see your a 'teen aswell anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      T. Lowest form of furry, with no furriends nor means to go on convenientions

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They still do for the most part dummy, watch any video about the more recent furcons and they're still horrendous looking. And they still do degen shit like having sex in hotel hallways and cumming on pizza. Nothing has changed, if anything they've gotten worse and more bold because more and more people tolerate these kinda furries instead of constantly making fun of them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. taxman

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont get what you're trying to say? That I do taxes?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I mean the owner of Something Awful forums.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I dont even know what that is dude.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know Schmorky? He was on there, I think.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but I really dont keep tabs or give a shit about any online forms other than Cinemaphile. You dont have to browse those kinda forums to see examples of furries being horrid, they document themselves doing that shit on YouTube.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess that's fair, I've seen tons of furries on /trash/

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well it is kinda their containment board. ironically most of them arent that bad. Its the majority of the furgays that dress up in their shoddy fetish suits they mainly wear for sex that go to cons that are the main problem.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've never been to a con before, so perhaps I saved myself a few awkward interactions.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is a legitmate risk of getting stds or some other kinda gross disease there lol. Thats why even a decent amount of furries never go to cons, its just to gross and filled with freaks.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are networking events any better, or do I gotta worry about furgays too?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the whole point of Space King was to get away from the legal issues of GW clamping down on their IP.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flashgitz several years behind in trends and humor once again
    They're gonna enter their post-irony humor phase a whole decade after it was cool

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They're gonna enter their post-irony humor phase a whole decade after it was cool
      Killing and making fun of furries is never going to go out of fashion. It's important to treat them like the cancer they've been for decades and never normalize their behavior. After all, furries shove bats covered in ants up dog orifices.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >furries shove bats covered in ants up dog orifices
        So have all American politicians but we aren't ever going to get a Flashgitz cartoon about that

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think im getting old, I actually found this one more sad then funny
    Still like it because the animations just incredible in this one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They tried to accurately copy the bluey art style instead of doing any weird mess of it surprisingly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Age truly gets you when your sense of humour goes away, be careful to never lose it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no, I still laugh at dumb shit, just yesterday I lost my sides at Vinesauce Joel moving around a Goku png over a dumb bigfoot video narated by a guy sounding like Goku.
        But I now I have small nices and nephews I watch out for (who also like watching Bluey), so seeing kids-characters beeing scared etc. just hits me harder I gues.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking swear Joel makes the dumbest shit work somehow even if he spends 15 minutes trying to set up a dumb joke it still lands
          I see, that's understandable sensible even

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He can even do it completely on accident. The AGGA moment still makes me die laughing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >even if he spends 15 minutes trying to set up a dumb joke
            Its similar to those perfect shot/ skate trick videos. For every frick up and failed execution, the sheer devotion to getting it right is part of the charm of it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He can even do it completely on accident. The AGGA moment still makes me die laughing.

            I showed a friend who never watches vinesauce the AGGA thing recently and we both lost our shit at it, it really is peak comedy

            [...]

            I never once got scammed by a russian artist. The two times I did was by a Murican and a Mexican one. And both times they apparently took on 60+ fricking coms at once to pay some bills, then did a halfassed apology on their twitter/tumblr how their mental health is so bad, then kept doign that for 6 months, then fricking vanished.
            Russian artists always delivered so far.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also think the animation is incredible.

      I don't think it's about getting old. I think it's having the capacity to tire of finding enjoyment in the abuse of something or someone. Or put another way getting tired of watching people be shit to one another. It's just that age you have more time to realize that. Some people figure it out early, some people never figure it out.

      There are a lot of ways to be happy without needing it to be at the expense of people. Like five years ago I had to reflect on recommending a movie that featured killing Russians to a Russian. And sure, now we have a good reason to dislike Russians but now I just feel a bit sad about the ones getting turned into paste. I feel the same way about furries now, the hate has really worn off and I'm feeling it was never really deserved at least not in a universal way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the hate has really worn off and I'm feeling it was never really deserved at least not in a universal way

        You have not been near a furry, it's deserved they earned and continue to earn every bit of hate

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do have ti admit the moronic furries that actively try to shove their fetish into random areas where it doesn't belong and try to act the victim when called out are the bane of the earth.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >now we have a good reason to dislike Russians
        >I feel the same way about furries now, the hate has really worn off and I'm feeling it was never really deserved at least not in a universal way.
        The "reason to dislike Russians" is the same as the reason to hate furries. Dislike Russians for invading spaces that aren't their own, dislike furries for the same reason.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Russians arent wearing humansuits in public. Russians arent fricking animals and children

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Russians aren't fricking animals and children
            Anon even before the invasion...

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, they're just blowing up children with missiles.

            the fricking priorities of you malformed nerds is fricked.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Russia is the the biggest producer of CP in the world afaik. There even was a documentary about some rundown Russian town where a bunch of kids (and i do mean kids, of like 10, 12 years or so, not 16-17 year olds) were prostitutes. And there's that time where during the invasion of Ukraine some Russian guy raped a toddler in a village they'd taken and posted the video online. And the Bucha massacre, the widespread practice of "Dedovshchina" where they gang rape young conscripts, and certainly countless more atrocities.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No one cares

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Russians arent fricking animals and children
            Russkies were overjoyed when one of their own soldiers raped a toddler with a stick. And they only stopped cheering for it when they realized that this is making everyone else see them as subhumans.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Boring and banal story, you came up with something much more interesting and funny shit, the children with shells sewn into their stomachs were peak fiction, ngl.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Like five years ago I had to reflect on recommending a movie that featured killing Russians to a Russians
        You're a pussy.
        Also furry hate is kinda passé because most of it came from SA and those guys revealed themselves to be far worse, not because of any pussy concerns about "muh aboose".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also furry hate is kinda passé because most of it came from SA
          Can't find about that anywhere, it looks like you just made that up, source?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know about Something Awful
            Oh boy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              imagine actually paying to be on an imageboard, lmfao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I think that made it funnier in a true comedy way. It was sad because they DID save the Templar and he did learn his lesson. But he is still going to be a hate filled murderer and just find a different justification for it.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does brother astartes say at the end? I can't make it out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apologized for mistaking them for furries, then proceeded to follow the guidelines for unsanctioned mutant psykers

      Considering this is a dark templar brother Azron was extremely polite

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was surprisingly cute. The twist feels like a dig at Cinemaphile's obsession with this show, haha.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All the Vaseline and Tissues
      God knows what those freaks were doing inside those walls.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh those are annoying, a nuisance to be honest but not the worst

    I do have ti admit the moronic furries that actively try to shove their fetish into random areas where it doesn't belong and try to act the victim when called out are the bane of the earth.

    You have no idea

    2 years ago local shelter dog rapist got caught, not for the disgusting acts done on the poor dogs but for pizza distribution

    Proceeded to play victim and claimed it was homophobia and prosecution of the LGBT that got him in trouble after he got caught
    May xir rot in jail

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a whole different problem. Im tired of sickos trying to use insertphobia as snexcuse for their behavior.
      Its the same as people claiming autism or other defect for shitty behavior. You're just saying it because you got caught and want to avoid consequences
      But its not like its just furries either. Straights, gays, trannies, mdn, women, children, i was just following orders

      i was only pretending to be moronic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 years ago local shelter dog rapist got caught
      Any news articles?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon, nobody cares about furries being gay- its simply their degeneracy.

    Degeneracy is unacceptable to most societies but two furry guys holding hands isn't the issue.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Oh those are annoying, a nuisance to be honest but not the worst
      [...]
      You have no idea

      2 years ago local shelter dog rapist got caught, not for the disgusting acts done on the poor dogs but for pizza distribution

      Proceeded to play victim and claimed it was homophobia and prosecution of the LGBT that got him in trouble after he got caught
      May xir rot in jail

      What you people don't understand is that them being gays is THE FRICKING SOURCE of the degeneracy in the first place. The dog frickers, shit eaters, the troons, the drug addicts etc etc the vast VAST majority of them are gay. I know this because that's all shit the gay community already does en-mass. Most people are sheltered from this, they either don't have gay friends or grew up in areas with small gay populations. When the furry fandom got flooded with homosexuals, suddenly nerds in the early 2000s got a direct look at this batshit behavior, only they saw it as a furry thing first and foremost, because they had no other reference point, in reality, its just shit the gay community was already doing only now they had a new online space to do it in.

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      t. zoomies too young to remember when lifestylers and otherkins were the largest demographic in the furry fandom.

      enjoy your gay nerd safespace.

      While an endless source of lolcows they were never the majority, they just got a lot of attention. The lifestyle shit was more popular than otherkin for sure, but it had already mostly died off by the late 2000s outside of small insulated communities.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Furgays are degenerate morons, gay or not

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >kill degens ewwww
          you're on Cinemaphile. who do you honestly think you are fooling.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I quit Cinemaphile for like half a year
            Nothing i said was a lie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon real life isn't modern family. You have no fricking idea how degenerate gay men are. It's legitimately horrifying and they love it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea how degenerate straight people can be. I've seen far sicker shit from the straight people I know than from any of the gay ones.
        But you don't care. You've never seen either. You just regurgitate what you want to hear.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh buddy that's a bold fricking assumption to make about a guy from Atlanta. I've seen guys get fisted, I've seen guys get pissed on, I've seen a 300 pound man shit in a diaper in public, I know guys who frick in public regularly, I've seen so so many people get stds. I've had guys message me at 2am telling me how their husband kicked them out of the apartment because they wouldn't let him have sex with his trans boyfriend. I have known multiple men who have had sex with dogs and horses and were not shy about it, if you hang out at a gay bar here there is a 99% chance you will meet multiple pedophiles who, like the dog frickers ARE NOT SHY ABOUT IT and no one cares. I know at least one person who was almost certainly murdered during a hookup and several others who were raped. This really isn't even scratching the surface. Yeah there are fricked up straight people of course there are but i defy you to find me a more immediately and consistently degenerate group then homosexuals.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cute story. Too bad none of that happened. You're just regurgitating pastas from /misc/ because they fit your biases.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah anon, sure, the most openly secxually deviant group in America are actually all totally normal people. The color code dosen't exist, images of kink nights and pride parades are all photoshops, our cheif of police wasn't caught soliciting gay sex in a public park. The past 60 years of gay pride is all one big elaborate /misc/ deepfake.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Schizo.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hahahhaahahah, no more real retorts, gay sympathizer?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warhammer fans are the last people that should try and throw shade at any other community or group

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please show the commissar where the demon touched you?

      Seriously the worst I ever saw in a hobby shop was an autist faint of dehydration because Coca cola isn't good at hydrating you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never interacted with any irl fans, only been to gameshop to get paint for some diy paint fixes on figures. But find the whole anti xeno larp real annoying, especially when the Tyrannids are the more interesting and visually cooler faction then dull ass imperium

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >are the more interesting and visually cooler faction
          Bad taste confirmed

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bioorganic monsters are cooler then blocky armoured fanatics sorry

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Space bug dinosaurs are cool
              Marines are cool
              Elves riding dinosaurs are cool
              Nuns with guns
              Mechanophiles
              Elves are fine and so do the necrons
              It starts to go downhill from here until we reach spiky marines

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Elves riding Dinosaurs

                Who are those

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exodites
                Eldar that saw the absolute decadence of their race, saw that the craftworld Eldar didn't go hard enough in the rejection of debauchery then went Amish so hard they went full Flinstones

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hyper gothic space knights, nuns with guns and crazy fanatics are peak. Nids are mid as frick design wise. "Here is a mediocre monster design with the same layered chitin on top."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cool, Don't care as varied monster designs of different features or physiology yet unified texture appeal to me more then militarised factions of humans

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >varied monster designs of different features or physiology
                They aren't even that varied and pretty much don't have different physiology. You don't have any that look like different types of bugs, crustaceans ect. So again. Bad taste lmao.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok? Would me saying I think The Lizardman are also cool make you feel better?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you considered interacting with other Nid Enjoyers instead of the people who like the Faction that is intended to be Xenophobic.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back when furries were wicked underground and a niche they used to just post trains.
    Now they are more common than weeaboos which are also incredibly more popular than they ever were before.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Back when furries were wicked underground and a niche they used to just post trains.
      What?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Instead of over the top animations about furry hate, you would just spam trains in furry threads to own them.
        It was a simpler time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why trains though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like Indians, the furgays fear noble train

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Old form of spam on /b/. It was the EMD F40PH. Before you ask why use that model: because F40 sounds like furry, and you use it kill the furry friday threads. One image I'd see often, usually as a combo (member those?), showed it entering Renamon's vegana.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot damn

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long until speshh mahreens shoot up "The Amazing Digital Circus" or "The Amazing World of Gumball"?
    I'd watch that, I'd watch the shit out of it.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    somethingawful lost and all of the based anti-furgay icons of 2004 turned into huge trannies and culture war wienersuckers on xitter

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I do have ti admit the moronic furries that actively try to shove their fetish into random areas where it doesn't belong and try to act the victim when called out are the bane of the earth.

    [...]
    Oh those are annoying, a nuisance to be honest but not the worst
    [...]
    You have no idea

    2 years ago local shelter dog rapist got caught, not for the disgusting acts done on the poor dogs but for pizza distribution

    Proceeded to play victim and claimed it was homophobia and prosecution of the LGBT that got him in trouble after he got caught
    May xir rot in jail

    t. zoomies too young to remember when lifestylers and otherkins were the largest demographic in the furry fandom.

    enjoy your gay nerd safespace.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That ending scene reminded me of that one where Quagmire was trying to rape Marge

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine “Racist Mario” being your legacy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure that racist mario is straight up a rip off, of a Hispanic animation

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >XD YIFF IN HELL FURgayZ... AGAIN
    flashgitz proving they have literally no material whatsoever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's still funny to see furries getting killed though

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hope they make a cartoon where barney gets murdered or my little pony (or my little STUPID as i like to call it)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want swat Kats for vehicle porn, and maybe the are you aware you are a cat joke
      If there's one good thing space marines have is their silly vehicles

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should kill Pikachu XDD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hope they do one about what if SpongeBob was gay lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muppet Baby Murder ftw!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should do one where Mario is racist and kills his friends...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GI Joe should shoot the Care Bears

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Call of duty vs peppa pig. Think about the carnage bro.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mlp is gay lol they should make a cartoon that calls it gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE IS RACIST MARIO 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >racist mario but he actually racist this time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should kill the rugrats in paris!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty positive the horned ones telepathy and
      the flying one guarantees everyone is eating a bullet.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funfact shmorky kicked off the yiff in hell furgays meme after being too fricked up for furries to even want him

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically i hope he makes one where he massacres the TADC cast just to spite the circustrannies on this board
    >t. got quints while shitting on them once

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >seeing digital circus characters die will trigger Cinemaphile so hard!!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What, aren't they spamming 5 threads at the same time anymore?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why are people talking about new episodes of a show!?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe some 4 year old would get angry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the ending would be just Cyn just eating them and holy terra

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"MY OVERPOWERED CHARACTER IS BETTER THAN YOUR OVERPOWERED CHARACTER!!!!!!1!"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [Giggles] how cute you are anon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn you cyn! return where you came from

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who the frick puts a watermark in a jak edit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kaldor Draigo comes in at the last moment to save the day because he's more of a deranged eldritch entity than the waifubot is.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And they kiss in a silly way

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Draigo has gone to insane from spending most of his time in the warp to really care about the heresy of smooching an eldritch goddess stuck inside a waifu bot. He'd totally do it and then ask her if she would like a tangerine.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And cyn would ask if he would also like a Abba juices, and then they get married

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When’s Flashgitz going to drop a video about how anime is really weird and different from American stuff?
    When’s Flashgitz going to make a video about why Justin Bieber is gay and should die?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These guys are stuck in a time warp. Who the frick even cares about furries anymore, honestly?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /co/trannies are still seething over this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shill

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flashgitz is literal shit for edgy zoomer kids who want to see mario saying swear words and kill people, however you Black folk are still seething hard over the TADC and Bluey jabs for some reason

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          remember how butthurt you were because people made fun of racist mario

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Racist Mario is shit though
            Even that badly-animated series where Mario has to go to Luigi's birthday is better

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody is seething kiddo, we're just amused at the desperation to make people mad. Tell ya what Flashgitz: you really want some rage clicks, make a joke about Israel. If you have the guts.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Correction, Flashgitz is for people who think Newgrounds is still the same site as it was in 2005.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >p-please be mad
      What if Doomguy killed Blues Clues bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where as Doomguy teaming up with the Animal Crossing girl was a great joke

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          make racist mario 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, isn't that the goal of flashgitz? to get those sweet rageclicks/ reactions for their merch?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cartoon kills cartoon
        >Rage
        If you want to make someone seethe about a cartoon you draw porn of it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If you want to make someone seethe about a cartoon you draw porn of it
          I mean, I've seen both situations. Never discount how sensitive some people are, anon.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Barney the Dinosaur it will trigger so many trannies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just cut the middle part and make cartoon about killing trannies right away. But these sòyboys have no balls for that. Just buy le heckin merch.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi flashgitz can u make cartoon wherea space marine destroy my school bcus they give 2much homework

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    someone post the webm where a kid is browsing the sharty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The chinese are right to limit/forbid children and teens from using the internet too much, jesus christ.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's bad man. The parents I've had to deal with have no fricking idea what their kids are watching on those damned tablets.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My mood has become infinitely worse after seeing this. Thanks, I guess…

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's bad man. The parents I've had to deal with have no fricking idea what their kids are watching on those damned tablets.

        Im scared of the future.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oldest sh*rty user

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is the future browser of this website
        I... I think I need to lay down for a while...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >future
          in what goddamn world was Cinemaphile ever NOT full of kids?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It used to only be full of teenagers when I was one.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              teenagers are just kids with crazy hormones making them horny. they're equally as moronic.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I been here since I was 12 and didnt know what this was

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn’t know what website you were on?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Doing the same edgy garbage for 13 years isn't a substitute for quality or actual creativity. Also you are way more butthurt then anyone watching the video lol

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >furry le bad
    kys homosexuals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the people in this thread think he is a hack though?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post Bluey parodies:

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/PaulineHansonOz/status/1801368153731252354

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Overall pretty funny

    What would you do if you had the mystical broccoli?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think one of my favorite was this shot and the pink furry under Bingo. Remind of double king.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also a severe lack of creative design on the furries. At least there's one cat, can't help but notice Bojack Horseman, My Hero Academia and this all have the bell collar.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually I take that back

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Surprisingly My Hero went the more comedic route.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lack of creative design
          A very, very fricking common thing pointed out about furries is that even when they aren't technically canines, all their fricking suits and OCs just end up being the same moronic homosexualy sparkledog without fail.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I miss when they'd at least give them boobies

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wendy lives nearby...and is SINGLE.No idea why people are obsessed with fricking somebody's wife.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Degeneracy
        They become attached to the character, that's why

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The homosexuals in this thread mad at this shit are annoying.

    Literally the argument is "HURR YOU CAN'T BE EDGY IN CURRENT YEAR!!". I personally like that in a world where everyone has this trolls remorse and self flagellate over the edgy shit they made in the past flashgitz remains true to themselves and are the same edglords they started out as. And I wish we had more edgy new grounds content.

    What exactly do you want them to make, Steven universe shit? Story time animation's? But honestly the furry shit is getting a bit old but I think they'd be in actual trouble if they targeted more "relevant" but similar groups. Furries are a "safe" target because everyone's always hated them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish we had more edgy new grounds content
      >I think they'd be in actual trouble if they targeted more "relevant" but similar groups
      This is why you won't get any good content anymore, all the edgy larpers are actually scared of homosexuals and trannies, so they're stuck on topics of the past.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all the edgy larpers are actually scared of homosexuals and trannies, so they're stuck on topics of the past.
        It's funny how paralyzed they are. They love to talk big but they'd never do anything that would get them cancelled, because they're pussies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Edgy humor is great, we can totally use more of that. We’re lacking in good edgy content.
      What isn’t great is low-hanging-fruit “what if Mario killed people and swore” style humor that became fricking stale over a decade ago. That’s all this guy does and it comes across like he’s mad people don’t think he’s funny anymore.

      [...]

      What if pokeymon was actually animal abuse and there was blood lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it comes across like he’s mad people don’t think he’s funny anymore.
        It's extremely true, he can't even make fun of Zoomers right.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually it's really funny when he kisses tails,I also thought the short they did where Sonic actually threatens to rape tails was even funnier though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The homosexuals in this thread mad at this shit are annoying.
      You guys keep talking about people in this thread being mad, but that's not what's happening. It's starting to look like you're seething that Flashgitz isn't universally praised.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like Newgrounds as a whole.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of want furries to be a protected sexual oration, and for them to lose thier channel, just watch them cry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for the lulz

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hating on furries when you can pander to them instead and make $100k monthly if you are at the top of the world of furry content creation.
    >even a bad artist can make $20-$50 an hour with plenty of demand if they have a specific niche

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hating on furries when you can pander to them
      You forget Newgrounds HATED furries back in its heyday.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was there for it, living in 2008 perpetually is a great way to stay broke.
        That's not to say you can just slap animal ears on an anime girl and make money, you gotta still be able to market and hustle your generic waifu to people.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My problem is that I'm not very good at anatomy, so I could never make "sexy" art.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen schizophrenics with very unsexy styles and incredibly obscure species of animal to make anthro just trauma dumping their crazy life into art and they still draw a crowd.
            Usually that crowd is also crazy people, but again you just gotta find your people and furries are great at that.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks! It's a good thing I can draw animals somewhat decently, but I do consider myself better at drawing humans.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen great use of realistically styled anthros before, and really cartoonish ones too.
                Just getting a consistent style that gets your brand across seems to be the the real ticket, if you look at any Bob Ross painting you pretty much instantly know it's one of his from various telltale hallmarks and signature features he loves to paint.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good news, my style seems to have tons of hallmarks and signatures. If only I got the hang of drawing bodies though...

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >schizophrenics with very unsexy styles anthro just trauma dumping their crazy life into art and they still draw a crowd.
              Sparklecare Hospital?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My problem is that I'm not very good at anatomy, so I could never make "sexy" art.

          I've seen schizophrenics with very unsexy styles and incredibly obscure species of animal to make anthro just trauma dumping their crazy life into art and they still draw a crowd.
          Usually that crowd is also crazy people, but again you just gotta find your people and furries are great at that.

          That might be over due to AI art

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not if I draw my own assets, then it would still be my own art.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >two more weeks
            It's been YEARS since local furry models, just look at the /trash/ general, and there hasn't been a measurable dip for real artists.
            Time is money, spending days generating and reviewing pics until you get something decent is in practice a lot more expensive than even big name commissions.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Two more weeks of what?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen furry AI art, it will draw the exact same gaped butthole on a lot of generic really shiny furry girls but it can't actually capture the aesthetic a real artist sketching their soul onto paper.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the irony of AI art is that ive seen/followed way more artist that do more analogue art on paper. Im pretty sure its probably ruinous for people that had the style that AI has been stealing/emulating.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >newgrounds
          >2008

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sell your soul to the degenerate community run by actual pedos and animal frickers bro! Its easy money!
      Its almost as bad as selling yourself out to hollywood.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone ITT is missing the point. The furries that the flashgitz templars are always fighting are clearly the the ones that go to cons dressed in neon colored fursuits and have a bunch of gay shit, piss stuff, shit stuff, etc saved on their pcs etc. They are also clearly the ones who get triggered over cursing, being "toxic" in video games, being "bigoted", are pro cancel culture, etc. Some of them are even known to want the "bluey family" which flashgitz shows here. As for the "bluey family", it is a cringey shitty show sponsored by the australian govt (literally govt propaganda google it), with the show makers admitting to being christcucks (dont care what religion is behind it all religion is bs), and the whole show is clearly far more than the "babysit the kids" show its got an angle it is trying to push. Its all just a bunch of "get married and have kids" propaganda. Did you know that prostitution is legal in the land down unda m8? Those "lads" or "chaps" should be heading to the brothel to get some professional head and pussy, not having the literal australian govt grooming them into worrying about breeding before theyve even gotten their first piece of ass. I'd be very interested in seeing people try to shill the family LARP to people who are older in the form of a show, once you are forced to drop all the cutesy kiddy shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go watch Chip Chilla if you're that upset.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't need to write so much just to let us know you have autism.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing i said is factually inaccurate stay salty

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whoa, did you pull those statistics out of your ass?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would Tolkien hate Warhammer 40,000?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It is cuck to raise daughter because she gets sexed
      Yeah we should do what china does and kill female babies because they're cuck fodder.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I Know it's overthinking. But what's a cammel girl in the french hat is supposed to be. An arab soldier in the french army and considering the Gear it's ww2. I think.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're legionnaires I think

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look up the French foreign legion

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're legionnaires I think

        I doubt that French FL would ever allow an Arab in the higher ranks During WW2 +It would get a bit awkward during the Algerian War

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I believe her being a camel is likely just a reference to the legions well known exploits in North Africa/Sahara where they were often pictured using camels.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this 2005? I forgot furries even existed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, Flashgitz is one of the more unoriginal Newgroundsers.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the sudden bluey hate, I think watching a pre school show as a adult is a bit strange but whatever. I've seen a few eps in the background and was surprised by how wholesome some eps were like the weirdly cinematic sleeping alone ep. But I don't get the overhate or love, it's still a pre school show.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Increasing and increasing masses of the infantile population. At the same time, they do not have enough self-control and emotional intelligence like small children to operate in binary logic of love-hate, and their area of interest does not stray from preschool content, including cartoons.
      Also yes, myself included

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Cinemaphilentrarians who mostly shill Chip Chilla.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is not normal for an adult to be obsessed with a cartoon that is aimed at preschool-aged children

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Because it is not normal for an adult to be obsessed with a cartoon that is aimed at preschool-aged children

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tourists from YouTube getting mad that people are having fun

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like what they should have done, and I dont really give a shit if it was lore accurate or not was have the Black Templar scan Bandit's house and his readout tells him that why Bandit and his family look like furries theyre an entire different sub species of Xeno but theyre also not why he's been sent to Oceania

    I would have preferred an angry Bandit being disgusted at the idea of a bunch of weirdos in costumes larping as their neighbors when because their community is so small he knows everyone. It would be a real funny take on Genestealers attacking Bandit's neighbors and then pretending to be their neighbors but Bandit isnt stupid.

    >Look mate. Im a simple archiologist. My family has lived here for awhile now. I know everyone here and lemee tell you your scanner is wrong
    >Listen Xeno who're you to doubt my Emperor im starting to think you and your Xeno tricks are lying to me

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >russians are the BEST anthro artists

    All the more reason to wipe them from the Earth.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furry "fandom" goes on

    [...]

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I believe this is episode is a message for the jannies, a show with anthro characters doesn't mean is furry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like Kitty Kuckswell.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like a message for

      Furry "fandom" goes on [...]

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    live

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my Maddox... is dat sum Warhammer 40k? Awww HELL yeah, turn that shit way the FRICK UP my fellow goonarino!!!

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is doctordj even a furry?
    In the fursona sense, anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a one of the first Hmoaf artists that mainly draws only Hmaof content and takes requests from those threads on /trash/. So depedning on if you consider hmaofs furry its up to you.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Average Space Marine interaction with a foll Mutant Vs Average Space Marine interaction with a Abominable Intelligence

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If i remember correctly there is some implication that Humanity and its AI Robots in the 40k setting used to be bros before the Men of Iron war happened. Its widley believed that Chaos correpted a lot of the AI an caused them to turn on humanity. We do see examples of AI robots that werent Chaos Corrupted and they are pretty chill. Plus the new space dwarf faction (which are a human subspecies) treat their robots as equals.

      Point im trying to make is that humanity and AI have a common enemy, which is those damn eldritch Chaos Gods

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF 40k ripped off Murder Drones!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The last thing I remember hearing from 40k is about those space Dwarfs being the only remains of the old humanity before the emperor that survived because they befriended the AI machines instead of abusing them and then fearing them.
        But there was little lore and explanation about that faction, have they written more?

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't this guy tell a single joke without running it into the ground?

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they'd change up the Chapters from time to time. As much as I like the Black Templars I want to see other chapters. I would be pretty funny to see the Space Wolves fighting the furries and the furries being under the false assumption that the Space Wolves are space marine turncoats who became furry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be funny the black templars trying to wipe out the space wolves and space wolves coming in top

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"WTF cousins we're on the same side! Have you gone mad?"
        >*The Black Templars having ptsd from the furry wars*
        >"Yeah..."

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was a 40k SM going after soijaks and frogs but they won't do it because they're pussies and go after low-hanging fruit like Bluey or "whatever is popular with teh libs on twixxer"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frogs
      What?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish it was a 40k SM going after soijaks
      Unironically the spacemarines get stomped, HARD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather no one put anymore effort into featuring that cancer in their works.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Bandit told his family to run.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmpt >:(

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute boy/girl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks you anon 🙂 (She's a girl)

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Warkiddies so uncreative?

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is the ultimate proof that Cinemaphile is just autists trying to feel special for being contrarians

    You guys will never be satisfied with anything, so dont b***h about useless coomer threads and know your place.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bluey become the emperor after his death

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bluey
      That's Bandit.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furries as a playable faction when?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have Space Wolves already

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Furries in denial don’t count.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't there already an imperial sanctioned race of furry cat-people abhumans called the felinids? They're in the guard and everything I believe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like the Felidaes.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino is back on the menu boys

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see a return to era of warhammer fan animations before GW created Warhammer+ ...

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was sligthly funny first minute. After this, the joke exhausted itself and everything turned into rape of the corpse of humor. Many such cases where author simply do not knows when to stop and drugs plot into the grave.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we admit Warhammer fans are just horrible

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone else can admit that, it's Warhammer fans themselves that won't budge.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can say the same for pretty much any fanbase

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        40k is oddly more openly accepted online when the fanbase is no better than pony gays

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fans that are just an autistic splinter of furries that obsess over a little girls show and coom over it arent as bad as fans of a Sci-Fi franchise aimed at adult men who like big space men with big guns
          There is nothing odd about it being accepted online, its nowhere near as deraged as Ponygays and the Blueygays who are their spiritual successors.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh this is some 40k autismo shit? lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's been doing it for years, with the same exact punchline every time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not watching that shit. I was just wondering what the deal was.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's one of those Millennial Newgroundsers, I doubt he's capable of thinking for himself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fake gooner fans and tourists are horrible. The franchise shouldve stayed obsure like it did before the 2010s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        REEEE my secret tabletop miniatures games

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I actually hate the stupid tabletop stuff, the franchise would just be better off without it. The video games and books make way more money than those overpriced peices of plastic ever could

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The tabletop is why we have shit like femstodes being retconned into the lore because they want to market the dumb figurines to more women (their words not mine) even though there are two perfectly available female only sub-factions. Its stupid in the first place, barley any women are into the autistic minatures hobby so GW trying to market to them is pointless.

            The rare few actual women that do buy the minatures and play tabletop usually only play regular or chaos space marines because they find them neat.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do Amiibos count?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the warhammer minatures for the tabletop games and the amiibos that Nintendo makes are two entirely different things. The Amiibos actually have more utility than the minatures because you can use them in your videogames and if you're bold enough, as buttplugs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I don’t feel bad about having come to prefer Fantasy to 40k, the fans of the former don’t have a stick lodged up their ass like a lot of 40kgays.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well thats cause Fantasy has been concluded for years now, unless you're an Age of Shitmar fan

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah ALL Warhammer fans have sticks up their asses your not safe from this either

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did space king flop so bad they had to go back to 40k?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shockingly, it managed to do better than Arin's own pilot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t understand going back to making 40k shit either maybe they were hoping for a streaming/television deal with space king?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Space king didn’t flop but going back to 40k after is kinda puzzling especially with GW looking at them more with them featuring black Templars

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It didn’t get the same views their 40k stuff gets

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make a ip that doesn’t have GW breathing their necks potentially
      >just go back to 40k after a couple months

      Something doesn’t add up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They probably wanted more than patreon and YouTube sheckles. The hazbin hotel jab was random and probably them wanting a syndicated show.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flashgitz is the somewhat funny Dorkly.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what if dnd space?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its actually "what if fantasy space?" but close enough

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would they think of this heresy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats clearly just a sanctioned abhuman, perfectly normal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright I'll be the one to ask.

      Why the frick is she not a space wolf? Like I'm tired of the SWs are furries meme but like, c'mon there's that and then there's going out of your way to not enhance the joke.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Furries are a bit moronic sometimes. Ive seen a few drawings of a furry artist doing some pretty good art of anthro shark people in space marine armor but NONE of them where in the Carcharodon (Space Sharks) Chapter. Like ffs, a golden opportunity squandered.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Furries are a bit moronic sometimes. Ive seen a few drawings of a furry artist doing some pretty good art of anthro shark people in space marine armor but NONE of them where in the Carcharodon (Space Sharks) Chapter. Like ffs, a golden opportunity squandered.

        She also has a Mechanicus axe for some reason. Don't get me wrong it's cool and all but it's pretty obvious that most of the people making art don't really know much about the setting beyond surface level things and are only using the setting as an aesthetic, that's not even just a Warhammer thing it's true for most popular things commission artists make art for.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Furries are a bit moronic sometimes. Ive seen a few drawings of a furry artist doing some pretty good art of anthro shark people in space marine armor but NONE of them where in the Carcharodon (Space Sharks) Chapter. Like ffs, a golden opportunity squandered.

        [...]
        She also has a Mechanicus axe for some reason. Don't get me wrong it's cool and all but it's pretty obvious that most of the people making art don't really know much about the setting beyond surface level things and are only using the setting as an aesthetic, that's not even just a Warhammer thing it's true for most popular things commission artists make art for.

        Most of the time it's due to the person making or commissioning the piece having an incredibly autistic marysue headcanon around whatever they are doing or it's a for-profit artist who gives absolutely zero fricks but will still happily use "popular thing" to advertise themselves regardless of the actual subject material.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot, but odd she's not flying space wolf colors

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bluey
    You know I’m surprised they haven’t touch Fnaf yet. The playerbase is full of furries.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Furries
      >AI
      >Possessed
      That's the trifecta of Heresy right there

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the ideal alternative to the zootopia/furry fandom/community for me who wants to avoid predators, avoid prey and wants creatures that are totally outside the food chain?

    I only want creatures that are completely out of the food chain.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I only want creatures that are completely out of the food chain.
      No such thing exist, even bacteria prey on each other.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm looking for a fandom/community that consists of creatures that are totally outside and do not exist in the food chain
        Do you know something for me?

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, I thought Space King was made because they can't parody 40k directly anymore?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's because Flashgitz saw that a couple people made pilots and thought
      >I'm gonna make one too!

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Space Marines killing furries and general cute things
    God, this shit is so fricking tired. I remember seeing a lot of stuff like this back in the prime ED days like 15 years ago.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what the actual irony of it is?
      The Imperium of Man had no issue with Abhumans and even had some in their ranks before some moron said "You know who sucks? ABHUMANS and their tendency towards Chaos!" So they kicked out the Abhumans who then became incredibly pissed and joined Chaos en masse. It's always been people just wanting an enemy to make themselves look better, context be damned.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no evidence, but I suspect a lot of the people saying "I don't like this" are not furries, but Bluey fans.

    But it is never wrong to kill furries, so everyone b***hing about it can calm down and enjoy the autism

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guys videos fricking suck and I'll always hate him for having the "racist mario" thumbnail plaguing youtube for a good 4 years.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care. I want the Rudolph series to come back

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched the dog show, what's with the broccoli?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every episode of the show I've stumbled across is just the parents playing silly imagination games with their kids, like Bluey picking up a random stick and going "okay dad when I point the stick at you you have to walk backwards" and then the dad walks backwards.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bluey is le woke because they aren't homeschooled.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't find it funny, not sure why but I just didn't. Although I'll say this, I really liked the fight, I thought that was fun.

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brother azron did learn a valuable lesson, I’m proud of him

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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