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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nail in the floor slides into their shoes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can only do that after at least a decade of dedicated dance mastery.
      They know their bodies and use them well.
      I can do this and no it was not a gimmicked shoe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://patents.google.com/patent/US5255452A/en

        he even has a patent on it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can only do that after at least a decade of dedicated dance mastery.
      They know their bodies and use them well.
      I can do this and no it was not a gimmicked shoe.

      Both are right. It's a nail in the shoe, but still a very hard move to pull off that requires lots of skill and coordination.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you stupid? Stepping on a nail would hurt his foot. The stage was a big magnet and he had metal plates surgically embedded into the soles of his feet ahead of time that allowed him to do the move. The same thing David Blaine had done that lets him levitate, but in reverse. One of the oldest tricks in the boom but Blaine's sole implants are negative charged so they repel against stage magnets instead of attach to them.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Google isn't difficult to use, anon.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Micheal Jackson was able to control gravity.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Very carefully

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They tilted the whole arena.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whoa

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is smooth.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The moonwalk is more mysterious to me. Just how the frick can you do that without wheels under your shoe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can learn how to do it half decent in like 30 mins

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've read the instructions and still don't get it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >old lady giving zero fricks

        lovely

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    by dabbing on gravity fool

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "It is conspiracy. The israelites do it on purpose" - Michael Jackson

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *ahem*
      israelite ME DO ME DONT YOU EVER israelite ME

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yep, he lived surrounded by israelites all his life, the 1st was his father

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking little boys gives you gravity powers

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how is this supposed to be impressive when there are multiple other guys doing it right next to him?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The other guys are attached to him with a wire so that he's holding up all of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Michael Jackson is such a great dancer
      >literally copied flawlessly by millions of impersonators
      Dancing skills are a joke.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was a great dancer because he devised all the movies they're copying, and many more.

        No, he didn't create the moonwalk though, before you sperg and shit yourself about it. What's it like always having a filled diaper when you come on Cinemaphile btw?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    H E E
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  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how much total workman's comp claims does this photo represent you think?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He painted his BBC green and thought about McCauley Caulkin. Then they chromakeyed it out.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's the secret move to reach a little boys G spot

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same way they did the moonlanding, it's all CGI

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you may not see it but there is actually a child at the very edge of the camera
    at michael's orders he told them to glue his shoes to the ground and put a five year old at the edge
    this is why this trick cant be done at live action

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Simple camera trick, notice how if you flip the camera a different way they look like they're standing completely straight because they are!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Simple camera trick, notice how if you flip the camera a different way they
      >completely straight
      nah MJ still looks like a gay

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wire attached to his hat

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    thin wires hooked to anus

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His practice of looking over the clothes racks to see the kiddies paid of.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bob lazar gave them the schematics for shoeFOs

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol you know what they did they pushed him over real quick and told him if he straightened up within falling they'd give him a kid for tonight had him going that quick n proper lolz

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is the king of demons, oniichan

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Very strong toenails

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How is this thread still up not being tv related but my Abby thread gets taken down in minutes

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