How bad was it?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    on episode 2.
    It's just boring.
    I don't even know what the main plot is supposed to be: andor finds a crashed ship 20 years ago is supposed to tie into modern day?
    the side plot about 2 goons being whacked in an alley way is the only thing moving the plot.
    boring. If episode 3 doesn't blow my mind, i'm not going to bother with anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 goons being whacked in an alley way
      Did they just copy the scene from Rogue One?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk, man.
        I just finished episode 3.
        Everything that happened in those 3 episodes could have been compressed into 1 episode.
        It's literally andor wandering about for 3 episodes shitting himself that he killed 2 guys in an alley way.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yea, this is the story about the guy who died at the end of rogue one. Very cool!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not one blonde guy
    Yeah, hard pass on this goyslop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blonde guy
      so a chud?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s terrible. Unwatchable. Just more endless woke nonsense disguised in the form of a show.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard it's basically a 12 hour long movie so 3 episodes in and it feels like the first quarter of a movie stretched out to 3 hours.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That girl sure is pretty though.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wouldnt have a clue

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boy they just keep shitting out star wars shows

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they ever make something new?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, how would you know it's supposed to be a star war

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And where the fuck are the lightsabers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know, they've done so much dumb shit with lightsabers over the years, fuck 'em. Don't want to see another dumb goddamn backflip lightsaber fight as long as I live.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me you're kidding.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't feel like star wars and that's a good thing

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *yawn*
    It's like watching paint dry

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    goyslopsisters… /qa/ took our meme and made it a certified gem. Whatever shall we do?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a pretty damn good so far. None of this corny, dorky armorcore bullshit from all those dumb mandalorian shows. It's just a straight up, well made, action oriented drama. Looks good, good writing, good acting, believable plot.

    That said...I mean, I bet Disney still will find a way to fuck all this up. I just know there's going to be a chud love interest or something coming down the road.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a bunch of brown people with brown eyes talking in fake english accents. And yeah, it's also Star Wars, or supposed to be. Not gonna watch it past Episode 2 anymore

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know how 90s and early 00's stuff like stargate or xena or hercules would have an entire storyarc contained i ln a single episode?

    Andor is 3 episodes in, and its been the equivalent of the first 10minutes of such a show, plot-wise

    just nothing happens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GOOLD?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's very slow so I can't really say much about it. I will say the production value is miles ahead of Kenobi and BoBF. The music is way less made for TV and the practical effects are pretty good. So far it's just been about Andor trying to get away with murder he committed in the first few minutes. I expect it to get much better once that problem is over. At least I hope the whole show isn't just Andor trying to get away from the police.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at how hard they are shilling that deputy inspector gay. He's on every bit of promotional material.
      Of course the show is going to be about him trying to get away with killing 2 goons in the first 10 minutes of the first episode.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easily the weakest of Disney's Star Wars series thus far, it's just dull. It feels like a generic sci-fi show with Star Wats slapped onto it, it might as well be called "After Earth: The Series"

    Liked some of it, like the ship designs, Karn is a great character (everyone else is a cardboard cutout compared to him), and the flashbacks are good, though their placement feels a tad random at times, and I admit the opening scene is fantastic, though I am amused that the brothel bar doesn't have a single Twi'lek hooker when even TCW could do that.

    It's also very obvious this was meant to be one long episode, because the three episodes are weirdly paced, have a lot of small scenes of nothing, it's just odd.

    I'm beginning to see why they pushed Bad Batch season 2 back until January.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's also very obvious this was meant to be one long episode
      Why have they completely lost the idea of pacing? It's killing the shows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also, one character says "Shit!" And it instantly took me out of the show, I legit facepalmed. Stuff like that made me wonder if this was some show Tony Gilroy wrote, but no one was interested, so he he did a hasty rewrite and made it Star Wars.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes we know anon we saw your post like five times today

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one character says "Shit!"

        Every other word the average American utters is "shit"

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a nothing character but the environment from backwater planets is the most Star Warsy I've seen since Mando. The problem is still that I don't care about this nothing character plus I know he dies like a bitch.

    Everything BUT the main character is interesting.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kennedy
    Why are you guys even watching it?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a whole lot happens.
    Because they didn't always use that tiny Mandalorian soundstage with the Unreal Engine, and actually shot some of it on location, there is a subtle but all encompassing different in how the actors relate to their environment. They behave like they are actually in a forest, rather than 15t feet of forest. This is small but appreciated.
    Forced diversity is present but not egregiously triumphant, more checkbox.
    Andor, the character, is bland. But unlike the equally bland Boba Fett, the show treats him more like a passport to show off the world rather than make the show about a nothing character. Still not great, but it something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you feel accomplished after writing this post?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this show made me believe in fanbaiting. nobody is talking about it. at least people are talking about that shit little mermaid live action remake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody is talking about it
      moron it literally just came out today

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nobodies talking about it because it just came out today

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more goyslop generals? because there's no way in hell a single unpaid person is interested in this.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your a gay for watching this shit in the first place

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    twitter is going nuts over Andor
    "Best Star Wars since Kenobi" - twitter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they know hardcore Star Wars fans hate what they're doing then why do they keep making it this way?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CIS ship full of humans

    That was dumb. The whole point of the CIS is that they were all the aliens ignored and oppressed by the human led Republic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was never true anon. The Separatist Council consisted of alien corporate types but their senate had human worlds like Onderon where Saw Gerrera and Lux Bonteri were from and Count Dooku's planet Serenno.

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