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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to frick Greta all you gotta do is say "Hey Baby"

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she a Christian? A good Narnia adaptation can only be made by a Christian, just like only a israelite can make a good adaptation of Fiddler On The Roof.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is a "Unitarian Universalist," so no. Muslims are closer to actual Christians than Universalists.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don't believe that Jesus was actually God
        >deny the Trinity

        Well she's gonna frick Aslan up bad.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >don't believe that Jesus was actually God
          >deny the Trinity

          That used to be a fairly common tenet of Christian faith until the Trinitarians shat up everything by using politics to push their fanfiction on everyone.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That used to be a fairly common tenet of Christian faith until
            No it wasn't. You cannot be a Christian if you do not believe in the trinity. Your baptism is not legitimate.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Trinity was a literal asspull by a group of priests who realized that Biblical canon was constantly contradicting itself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >don't believe that Jesus was actually God
                >deny the Trinity

                That used to be a fairly common tenet of Christian faith until the Trinitarians shat up everything by using politics to push their fanfiction on everyone.

                Well yeah until the Council of Nicea in like 300AD lol. That's like saying a draft script is the true version of a film. Also, if that is where you draw the line on believing a Middle Eastern fairly tale, you're moronic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >300 years after he's gone
                >oh yeah,he also did this, this, and this.

                The Bible never mentions the trinity

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Bible independently refers to Christ, Jehovah, and the Holy Spirit as "God." So are you saying Christianity is simply polytheisitic? Additionally, do you also not agree with the ordering of the Bible's books into Old and New Testaments? That was ex post facto, too. What about Revelations? That was written post-Christ's death.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The simplest explanation is that the Bible is rife with errors and contradictory statements because it's just another mythology

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                right except you’ve not pointed any out and he’s just explained why you’re wrong

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That changes nothing I said. The Council of Nicea was just a fanfiction writing convention to iron out numerous theological inconsistencies.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon... its all one giant asspull

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Well yeah until the Council of Nicea in like 300AD lol. That's like saying a draft script is the true version of a film. Also, if that is where you draw the line on believing a Middle Eastern fairly tale, you're moronic.

                >300 years after he's gone
                >oh yeah,he also did this, this, and this.

                The Bible never mentions the trinity

                Anon... its all one giant asspull

                That changes nothing I said. The Council of Nicea was just a fanfiction writing convention to iron out numerous theological inconsistencies.

                You are literally just incorrect here. It was nothing to do with “inconsistencies” in the scripture but philosophising about the actual nature of jesus. They were extrapolating on what jesus was based on the gospels, literally nothing they debated mentions inconsistencies, it was deduction about what christian doctrine ought to be based on what is in the bible. This is a necessary process literally every belief system goes through by the way, it’s not unique to religion.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro none of them have read the documents from the council it’s all just stuff they saw reddit say

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're not Unitarians in that sense. That's a Protestant denomination from the 1700s that denied the Trinity.
          Unitarian for UU means "Unity". Completely different group. They're crystal ladies and new agers and hippy types, but believe in Christ along with a bunch of other things.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Already did. Susan would never stand aside Aslan like that, she loves only the world and her master Satan just like all Unitarians.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Unitarian Universalist
        Directly proportional to saying, “I’m not religious, but I’m spiritual.”

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        also married to a israelite. she's gonna destroy narnia, the studio will allow her to do whatever she wants with it, because of the success of barbie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are Christian adjacent. They're New Agers, but still believe in Christ. See Marianne Williamson.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unitarian universalist
        religitards just make stuff up on the go, dont they

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All religions are literally made up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still not as moronic as thinking everything came from nothing and chance.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont know anon, everything being created by a skydaddy sounds a bit far fetched

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >reality has an eternal, self justifying and non contingent basis, infinite regression and nothing having the property of being able to create doesn’t make sense
              >literal nothingness is the foundation of all reality
              The second is genuinely incoherent

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a variety of opinions means there’s no truth

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never read the books, so it doesn't matter to me.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be shit but reviewed well and all you homosexuals and nonces will shill it for free regardless. Lots of "Lucy/Susan a cute, I wanna FRICK the White witch, Edmund is literally me" posts to come and more.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, this is the most Cinemaphilened post that ever Cinemaphile'd

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        woah that's holy shit woah and I mean woah

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gerwig cute and great director

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be a deconstruction and subversion of the Christian values inherent to the original story, of course. What year do you think it is?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give it over 90% percent that this never even happens.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch as they rip all the Christian themes from this Christian series

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't really an iconoclast. She's liberal, but she refused to shit overtly on religion in Ladybird (it's partly based on her own experiences in Catholic school, which weren't all negative). I don't know why she would now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If not her, the producers or the writers

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fantasy and scifi shows have just about 0% change of being good. The more famous the source material is, the more guaranteed it is to be dogshit.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh dear god, they gave Narnia to fricking Gerwig? Prepare for Susan to be the new primary hero of the story instead of a vapid c**t that got banned from narnia heaven. Guarantee you her fate is going to be hung on Peter instead. Probably some kind of sympathy play for the White Witch too, some bullshit like her turning evil because meanie Aslan kicked her out of Narnia and she had to do dangerous things to get back in. Guarantee you the only plotline that will be left unmolested will be Edmund selling out his family for turkish delight.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question nobody's asked yet

    The four main characters are biologically related, how do we make one or more of them Black folk?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter, Susan and Lucy are all Black
      Edmund is a white kid their wealthy, educated family adopted which is why he initially betrays them before turning around

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of them will be adopted I suppose, they will be Mexicans too, the real question nobody's asked yet, how will they make one of them a troony? you know it will happen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page as Edmund

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how do we make one or more of them Black folk?

      At least one of them will be adopted and thus non-white. Although they won't be Black folk but poos.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know about the main characters but I’m gonna call it, mr. Tunmus is going to be black, I can feel it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fitting since he's a Gangster criminal who worships Satan

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Another thing I’m gonna call is that Narnia’s inhabitants are all gonna be pozzed, and little to no effort will be put into costumes for the extras, if The Witcher is thought us anything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are netflix going to contrive this to have a secular humanist message? Thank god LOTR came out before new atheism

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