How can Goose's chracters be so beta yet so alpha?

How can Goose's chracters be so beta yet so alpha?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hurr beta alpha sigma tango ricochet
    How come english has deteriorated as a mean to communicate an idea so much through the internet? It's like people can't express an idea without using stupid internet made up words.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's pathetic but it's the way language evolves. My 30+ year-old suburban friends remind me this every time they insist on saying "bruh thicc on god fr fr y'all".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >made up words
      You realise these words have been around for a very long time, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You realise religions have been around for literal millennia?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because it makes sense to be religious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >made up words
      Are you an ESL homosexual?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >made up words
        >made up abbreviations
        yes I am. I am also a proud member of the KALUASHAMD society.
        Beeeeeepp.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >throwing shade
      >claps back
      >yaaas queen slay
      >this ain't it chief
      The worst part is the media and news organizations that adopt these phrases to try and pander to the homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid made up ancient greek words

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All words are made up. Language evolves with culture. You may as well be b***hing that we still breathe oxygen like those peasants from the 1200s.
      It’s honestly incredible how you don’t understand how stupid you are. Ignorance is truly bliss, eh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Memeified" minds parrot concepts because the Internet demands instant communication whereas eloquent, thought-out ideas are too slow via sentences & paragraphs.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You see, he's written as a quiet outcast with a virtual waifu, but played by Ryan Gosling. Hope this answered your question.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Acts awkward and socially inept
      >But doesn't sperg out (much)
      >Comes across as stoic and tough

      Ryan Gosling seems off in Drive too. He's said he was trying to play a Clint Eastwood type but he comes across as autistic/totally mental (which worked out great for the movie).

      Being good looking and autistic makes you look alpha and beta at the same time

      This.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Drive is overrated though. You could replace Gosling with Adam Sandler and get a similar flick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly probably would be kino, especially if Sandler said frick it and just acted like billy Madison

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gosling is handsome guy women love. Sandler isn't. So no.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I didn't count that aspect, agreed.
            Sandler isn't the elephant man, but he is no Gosling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When I saw drive the first time it clicked why there were so many "literally me" memes about it because he genuinely comes across as someone who is slightly autistic. While i understand Clint Eastwood also often comes across as quiet and somewhat stoic, with Clint seems more of a gruff "i don't want to talk" while Ryan came off as more of a "i don't know how to respond". The pauses definitely felt like he was trying to figure out the social dynamic and wasn't sure what would be considered the appropriate response

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ligma Male Grindset

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ligma what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing, what's up with you?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they use the satellite guns to track K later in the movie?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being good looking and autistic makes you look alpha and beta at the same time

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here's that alpha male chad i was tellin youz about...

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She has high testosterone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      women disgust me

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it’s called sigma

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because those classifications don't exist in reality so you can project your own fantasies on the Goose.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >using terms like beta and alpha

    Is this 2010 lmao

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chad's are never beta. They are shy and mysterious.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is he alpha?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Without the confidence he'd be considered weird, short. His face is oddly shaped but it's familiar at this point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm male, but I'm pretty sure he is in the 1% that women consider handsome.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Way more than 1% of men are considered handsome.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's more like 5%

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone 3is gunning for that managerial position

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, I worded it wrong, I meant that I think he is in the 1% of most handsome. Based on some other dude I used to go to high school with that had similar looks. He is the only dude I've known who literally had to push women away.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all words are made up

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