How can they make S3 not as terrible as S2?

How can they make S3 not as terrible as S2?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fire jet

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the show is cancelled

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its not a show, its a livestream. you can't cancel a livestream.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hogwartstank
    we talked about it a few threads ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ^

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how can they do that, america doesn't have any castles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        abandoned game store

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I want the house erotic themed. SEX SEX SEX HOUSE

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            goontank will be historic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the berkeley springs castle in west virginia

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          don't think Sam has the money to even rent that place for a one day event let alone a 42-day reality tv show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hogwarts tank is unironically the best idea /ftl/ came up with and having houses/house points would add an interesting dynamic and structure. Structure is one of the things s2 really lacked,

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        plus Harry Potter is now a chud IP

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We can make it a reality, we just need to get in their ears, Sam ironically loves HP and messing with its fans

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hogwarts tank is unironically the best idea /ftl/ came up with and having houses/house points would add an interesting dynamic and structure. Structure is one of the things s2 really lacked,

          this
          make more AI images as concepts
          Bengus Filch
          Jeterus Snape
          Luna Bexgood
          Brian Malfoney
          Airsoft Hagrid
          TJ Potter
          Hasslemort
          Tayleighstrix Lestrange
          Dementor Dontarius/Duan'yay
          etc

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            airsoft hagrid is genius

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        doing a harry potter spoof would be very funny. sam would come up with a ridiculous professor goldstriker character

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >sam would come up with a ridiculous

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Plan out each challenge ahead of time and have them thematically based on Harry Potter classes, and model the final elimination after the Triwizard tournament. You can also have a revolving door of freeloaders playing the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >revolving door of freeloaders playing the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor
          Tai: defense against roasting
          Stein: defense against liberals
          Jimmy: defense against mormons
          Scott: defense against dementors (black people)
          Jezza: defense against BPDemons too based to happen
          Jon: defense against swuts

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Jezza is literally diagnosed with BPD and is imprisoned

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The Remus Lupin of the tank

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You can also have a revolving door of freeloaders playing the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor

          they probably can't do this because of copyright stuff though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can just skirt around it via not using the actual names. Call it mogworts or something. But in reality, MDE is established enough as comedians(lol) that they could just use parody law to use the actual property (meaning if it's all clearly intended to be a joke on the franchise, then they can use the real name)
            Alternatively they can actually get rowling to sign off on it by promising her that they'll ACK a troony live on camera and she'll be down
            Pic rel. Sam's role

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There arent enough contestants to have houses or more than 2 teams. Just formally make it contestants vs freeloaders so there can be real competition with stakes.

        Reward the fish for running off freeloaders and vice versa.

        Don't try and keep fish around that don't want to be there. Trish did fricking nothing the last 3 weeks, even her shit with Abi was 90% tts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah medieval theme with the dnd aspect going on. its nerdy and gay but i think all the terminaly online people get it enough to enjoy it, and its pretty cringe kino to see normie contestants to play along
        easy to make challenges off that theme like archery and dungeon bullshit, roleplaying

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't cast fans again.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On air, public executions, as voted on by the audience.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe a crumb of planning this time. I know their incompetence is funny to them, but it really sucks.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam and Jet both commit seppuku on day 42

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How am I ever supposed to take his artistic advice seriously when he stages vomiting competitions and thinks shaving heads is peak dramatic tension?

      Any correct advice he gives is overruled by his hacky high school humor and wannabe alpha male posturing.

      See a fricking therapist Sam, your issues with women are pervading your work and it's really fricking obvious and weird.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget trying to force a girl who looks up to you to piss her pants 10 minutes before eliminating her from your show to make it as humiliating as possible.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          An ex of Sam during the time before he fired don Jolly said that Sam has some fricked up sexual fantasies, it wasn't channing or Marky, it was some normie. Bear something

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Someone on the staff might have a bald-fetish.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >don't forget trying to force a girl who looks up to you to piss her pants 10 minutes before eliminating her from your show to make it as humiliating as possible.
          Not just once, but twice. He tried getting her to piss her pants in a challenge against Fatty.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously, what the frick was that? It was completely over the line. This is career ending levels of israeliness but hardly anyone seems to be even talking about it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's because Euros missed it (first time I heard about it personally), and the amerigolem has already developed a tolerance to israeli entartete kunst.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i think some people have unironically dehumanized her by the end

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its part of the game. the same excuse she uses

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that was completely fricked what an absolute loser for trying to do that, even if you completely hate Tay, there's no other way to read that than the mask on sam's sociopathy slipping. As soon as they realized she knew it was a work and wasn't going to do it they started winding the challenge down and said it was boring, cause they didn't want shinji or tj to piss themselves

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He did that in the same room the crucifix, that he performatively made everyone pray in front of a few weeks before, was hanging up, what a piece of shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget trying to force a girl who looks up to you to piss her pants 10 minutes before eliminating her from your show to make it as humiliating as possible.

        Sam's a fricking grifter. As long as we pay attention he'll keep trying to get in our pockets.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Noooo, but Sam is a REAL trad Christian, he gets on his knees and prays to the crucifix on the wall every night before bed!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Moms is the funniest thing he's ever been in but his mommy issues really come through.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone got the pic withe the lady vaccuming fatty's dick, with that quote edited in? That sums up fishtank.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Still no post-finale stream?
    Grim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sam's busy working on his stand up set

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    S1 was shit too
    Just watch the highlight clips on YouTube.
    1 week can make a 20min fun highlight.
    So you can have a total of 2 hours of entertainment. Following this show any other way than that is mental illness.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      actually wrong but I get what you mean about the mental illness factor
      but there is nothing else out there for mentally ill people like me t b h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the truth.

      The degrading nature of the final cell challenges in season 1 and how much they obviously dragged out the finale to harvest the dollars really put me off.

      This season I barely watched 4 hours live, I just checked the threads once or twice a day for clips and that was a huge improvement. Frick staying up to 4am to try and catch someone throwing food at someone else or pretending to be baby or whatever. There's too much degrading ugly base emotion pandering and I don't see how you can sit there watching the whole thing live and not feel like a moronic loser, trapped in a highschool mindset.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    plan things out and put actual thought into the show
    which is impossible with drug addicted wiggers like jet and crew

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably no time specific theme this time and go back to S01, maybe try for a few more contestants and increase the amount of freeloaders they bring in

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1 was wholesome and entertaining while season 2 felt like Jet was just taking out his familial abandonment issues on a cast of young people in some sort of demonic eyes wide shut ritual. So yeah, just don't do that again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wholesome is a good way of saying boring as hell

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If you don't like Jet taking out his anger from his dad abandoning him on innocent people you're boring
        Hi Jet, seek help and find G*d.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no recurring threads back to /bant/ with Josiecels

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick would buy this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me, jet is /ourguy/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hi jet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kek why does jet believe he has the charisma to pull off stuff like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey jet id buy this if you switched the name to GORAN in all caps and drew yourself next to a goat

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me and Tayleigh for season 3, put us in a room so we can frick multiple times a day for the entire season. No one is allowed to go in the room, thhe fish are forced to hear the countless scream orgasms Tay will have every day. Instead of beeing eliminated every girl has to go to the room and have a threesome with me and Tay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tattoo
      its over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Be sil-
      ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Be Silently Drawn, it's a nod to Green Day, her favorite band lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Everybody says she's a chud, but she sure has a lot of graphic tees of leftist music bands. She does behave chuddy though, so does she just ignore the messages in the music, or is she oblivious?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seek help

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's mad ugly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me first

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have the Taytriots and Josiecels clashed yet?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that dyke doesn't deserve to be in a same sentence as Josie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Taygays tried to enter /bant/ and were immediately mogged to oblivion since their samegayging doesn't work there due to post IDs.
      That's why there's still threads on Cinemaphile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        samegayging in these artificial threads? wow who would've guessed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shhhh, let them stay delusional.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        one of them didn't realise that there's IDs in /bant/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the tayjeet meme was real
          holy shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you must be very stupid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She won them over the moment she said she'd eat Fatty's shit to win.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of Frank
    Get rid of the pee and poop play
    Put clothes on Fatty
    Reduce TTS by 50%
    Stop the constant TTS spam noises
    Free loaders like Oliver are dumb and take up space
    Dumbgay was the only good one and should have been a contestant

    The problem was they really went out of their way to bully certain contestants for weeks on end... Tayleigh for example. Most of the fish couldn't take the abuse, and its not their fault.
    S1, every fish was likeable.
    S2 people really just got off on the abuse, and it made the fish miserable or do nothing(trish/shinji)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You complain about production bullying the contestants too much yet you want Dumbgay to stay lol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Get rid of the pee and poop play
      Letty won.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop the constant TTS spam noises
      >keep dumbgay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just watch big brother then. and there was nothing likeable about sylvia, mauro, simmons, or damiel. vance and josie were also absolute nontent and just sat around b***hing (or in complete silence)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine hating the hell house aspect

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just a salty tayjeet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >S2 people really just got off on the abuse, and it made the fish miserable or do nothing(trish/shinji)
      The first week or two of S2 didn't have this, around the time Jimmy was kicked the house was devolving into some 1950s-1970s social experiment where it was just pure hostility. Its amazing how you can see montage clips of the show and they'll only contain clips of the early days, how upbeat fun and invigorating the cast were, genuinely fun to watch as they danced, filled all downtime with funny moments and good conversation easily. By the time Jimmy was kicked the show went so dark that there was no joy left and the last 3 weeks were just pure rage with the final week being so unprepared that the fish were left to just stare at the walls for 16 hours a day losing their minds to boredom. Tai and Alex Stein were brought in to try salvaging the vibe but it couldn't be repaired, even Alex Stein seemed kinda confused at how unprepared the back half of the season was and was forced to try making competitions and shit for the fish to do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the problem has always been sadismtank, who actually enjoys watching a bunch of mentally-stunted 20-year olds get physically and mentally tortured? not to mention it attracts the worst fanbase who are actually unironically entertained by people throwing shit on each other
        I just don't know what Sam and/or Jet's obsession is with demoralising people. You can have people go through adversity whilst letting people keep their fricking dignity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a cross section with gore viewers.
          TTS should be permitted to bully bc there are enough positive messages to balance it out. Watching shit being poured on people is not fun, funny, amusing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the problem has always been sadismtank, who actually enjoys watching a bunch of mentally-stunted 20-year olds get physically and mentally tortured? not to mention it attracts the worst fanbase who are actually unironically entertained by people throwing shit on each other
          >I just don't know what Sam and/or Jet's obsession is with demoralising people. You can have people go through adversity whilst letting people keep their fricking dignity.
          I think the problem was balance, the gross stuff is probably the thing that makes the show unique and engaging, humans want to see a spectacle after all. The problem with S2 is that hellhouse went on TOO LONG and with too much intensity, mainly on Tay. Hellhouse needs to be something that happens right before an elimination to get the fish agitated and immediately swing back to excessively positive to recover. Another issue was that Frank didn't properly hassle other fish, he did 80% Tay, 10% Trish and 5% on TJ and Shinji. TJ just merely got verbal abuse over the Loobcooch stuff, while Tay was literally being manhandled and thrown around the fricking house to the point she had a PTSD moment regarding her domestic violence incidents and pulled the scissors demanding Frank back off. You get a lot of sperging here about the scissors but they never talk about her being literally manhandled out of the bunk into B3 before she walked back into the bunk and grabbed them telling Frank to stay back. Its one thing to just dump nasty milk on the girl or frick with her head over the 1488 shit she was saying, it devolved too far into literally throwing her around.

          Fishtank is a product that has potential its just that it never has the proper guardrails and structure to go beyond "just a house with security cameras in the ceiling with microphones and speakers and 10 interesting kids roaming around with a few gross gameshow events happening"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's more about contrast.

          The truth is the big viral moments and parts that bring eyeballs are the freakouts, the tantrums, the disgusting challenges and the weird stuff - but viewers won't stick around to watch day after day of mental torture and abuse on broken, checked out contestants. It's just not enjoyable. Sam seems to have a natural tendency to lean into This aspect too which needs to be reeled in.

          There has to be a balance between big, shocking moments and friendtank to attract eyeballs and keep them. If everyone is unlikable, what will compel most of the audience to keep watching? If they're all friendly and boring, why would someone tune in initially?

          My take is that short bursts of hell house interspersed between friend tank/vibe repair is necessary to keep the contestants full of energy. Both need to be better planned and the crew needs to stick with it.

          If you're not going to give the fish nice tasting food, at least make it nutritious. I think they need to accept that letting the fish sleep well most of the time is necessary if they want them energetic and engaged with each other and making content. Doesn't mean there cant be sleep deprivation contests.

          There's so much more, but I don't want to give jet too much unpaid help.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing missing was giving them a bunch of LSD to rewrite their brains or something.

        It’s a cross section with gore viewers.
        TTS should be permitted to bully bc there are enough positive messages to balance it out. Watching shit being poured on people is not fun, funny, amusing

        I used to watch gore videos as a teenager and I think s2 near the end did more damage to my psyche.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Reduce TTS by 50%

      I'm sure Scam Hyde loves the idea of lost revenue.

      TTS should be 75% off 2am - 6am and running all night.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >S1, every fish was likeable
      Literally only Vance and Josie were cool. Maybe Letty when she wasn't being a scatwitch. Jon was a bumbling moron, Damiel acted like a moody gay, Sylvia was fat, Simmons was a literal pedophile and Mauro was a massive pussy. S2 could've succeeded if Jimmy, Summer and Cole didn't frick it up for themselves.
      Also Dunyay was trash. Annoying fricking moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Vance and Josie were cool
        please have a nice day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally only Vance and Josie were cool
        did you even watch the show?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Which S1 contestant do you prefer over Vance or Josie?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Letty and Mauro

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              literally everybody else except Mauro contributed more than those two

              Poor bait.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            literally everybody else except Mauro contributed more than those two

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i'm the (you) and i found letty and sylvia's beefs to be more entertaining. letty vs jon was also a lot of fun. i did not enjoy josie or vance whatsoever.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Slightly higher effort bait.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did they for real didn't give Summer her meds?

        Colossal frick-up if true, she was brought in as the simp-bait, but now she's a psychotic loose cannon ready to drag down the entire shitshow with her if given the chance.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >now
          The girl's got mulit-colored fruit loops, anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            As a yuro, I wonder what this expression means.

            All I know is that even in her audition tape her pupils were HUGE, which should have been an equally huge red flag, that something is not okay with this chick.

            https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NKSeWeKINbU

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >As a yuro, I wonder what this expression means.
              I made it up

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I can fix he-ACK!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Abysmal take holy shit, have a nice day homosexual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down baby, have a piece of cheese.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tayjeet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's a tayjeet, ignore them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4L4bZzm.jpg

      How can they make S3 not as terrible as S2?

      i think they should just place the speakers not so close to the cams because they drown everything out

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm torn between the classic "Fire Jet" suggestion and letting Jet produce infinite seasons of mediocre bullshit he believes is good like kind of Faustian depiction of recurring hell.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The silence from production is deafening.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Still weird to me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      season 3 is starting in 2 weeks they're busy

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Season 3 better have a hotep chick hooking up with a neo-nazi guy, proving to the audience that love conquers hate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >spend years lamenting the ugliness of nu media and art
    >make the ugliest show with the ugliest people doing the ugliest things under the ugliest branding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ugliest branding
      ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The aesthetic of and visual design around the show (logo, promotion, etc) is ugly.
        Not a hyde hater myself but it's clear he's changed his views about the need for beauty in the world.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sam talks the talk, bet when it's time to walk the walk, it always turns out he's a talentless hack who surrounds himself with other talentless hacks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its because he doesnt have the same team of people he had on stuff like Ideas Man
          Goran and the other new ones have this zoomer videogamy acid-nickelodeon ugly aesthetic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He unironically needs Don Jolly back

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I find it funny trannies latched on to Don Jolly without even knowing him or what he did

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              who is that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jet before Jet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sam himself used to edit early MDE stuff as his schooling was in video editing. The Williamsburg Street Fashion series is an example of when he had real passion and appreciation for aesthetic. It was the first MDE thing I ever saw around 2012 and remains one of the best youtube comedy video series ever made.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hydian hypocrisy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >spend years lamenting the ugliness of nu media and art
        >make the ugliest show with the ugliest people doing the ugliest things under the ugliest branding

        NO ITS IRONIC GUYS DON'T YOU GET IT? THIS IS NEW CULTURE, NEW WAYS OF THINKING WE'RE EVOLVING HERE. THIS TOTALLY ISN'T A BARELY THOUGHT OUT VERSION BIG BROTHER WITH NONE OF THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE, ITS ART!!!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn’t ring Jet into this, he doesn’t larp as based and trad like Sam

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he is actually right for once here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >insist on 2 seasons a year
          >complains about time constraints
          No one asked for 2 seasons a year. Hell, they were still release edited episodes of season 1 at the same time trying to build for season 2. No one was ready for season 2, why the frick push it so hard? The stress is totally self inflicted.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's such a big time sink. That if you watch as much as you can with a job then you're already watching like a whole series in the course of the month. If levels are roughly 1h each (idk if they are, just makes sense), that means I watched 80h of s2. Thats like a whole tv series. Fishtank honestly doesnt need to happen more than once a year. In reality they should even rotate the season by doing a 15m gap between. That would give pleanty of time for actual planning and a proper, good show to happen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People often change their views after many years, it's natural. But it's disappointing since he used to be very stringent about presentation and production value, and talked at length about how ugly new media and art are. Now it seems he has embraced ugliness.

        Sam talks the talk, bet when it's time to walk the walk, it always turns out he's a talentless hack who surrounds himself with other talentless hacks.

        I think he is (was?) one of the most talented comedians alive up until he got his Adult Swim show. Nothing will ever fill the comedic niche of early 00s solo Sam or MDE.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >People often change their views after many years, it's natural. But it's disappointing since he used to be very stringent about presentation and production value, and talked at length about how ugly new media and art are
          He still does this, in fact I would say he does it even more. He’s embraced the whole beauty and aesthetics Nietzschean Twitter shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was still good during his Hyde Wars era, It was him at his most sincere I think. After he made his comeback at the expense of Ian, I think he started to slowly sell himself out to make sure he never got to that point again.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >He was still good during his Hyde Wars era
            kek this was the worst

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Paypigs spend thousands on spamming JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
    >Could have at least spammed 6months or a variation to troll Jet
    The audience of this are so fricking moronic.
    However, that said thankfully a couple of these got through.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TTS is manually reviewed, so imagine how many hundreds of "Jet is a homosexual" messages he was forced to read and deny. Topkek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        only the moron injun saw those

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Marky posters got through, I'd rather have paypigs try their best to frick with Jet and production than endless JJJJ spam, it was fricking moronic, none of the fish reacted to it and neither did Production.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the night there was a bunch of markey spam the TTS' were "Marquis" and whoever was reviewing them was too moronic to know how that's pronounced kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Josie for sure

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what night?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I believe it was the fake Jimmy elimination

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah it was around the time they were doing simon says (production says)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what does "JJJJJJJJ" even mean?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's from Season 1 because Jon a Fish from then had a speech impediment along with Jon being a fanatic of Andrew Tate who said he was top G all the time so top J for Jon. JJJ for Jon that's how it came to be. But morons just spammed it over and over in S2 completely pointless, no one cared or reacted to it because the guy it was for wasn't in the show.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's because of Jon. I think one guy started spamming the hell out of it in the very first cell challenge to support Jon and annoy everybody else in the room

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's 100% funnier to frick with the production.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So these totally organic threads are just going to continue forever?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it that hard to believe that a day or two after the end people might still want to discuss?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    start with 2 freeloaders on night one

    tell all the fish 2 of them are freeloaders and at the end of the week they have to guess which 2.

    whichever 2 the house agrees upon become freeloaders. if an original freeloader is not picked they become full contestants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whichever 2 the house agrees upon become freeloaders.
      >they instantly leave because they're not eligible for the main prize anymore
      Bravo, Goran.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        naw, they pay freeloaders. did trish leave? no she did not and besides how many freeloaders actually stick it out like oliver and fatty? they usually have a 3 day arc so who cares if they leave theres another freeloader waiting to replace them.

        being demoted to freeloader by your own moronic fishguests would be incentive to frick with them even more before you leave

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And what if it wastes an actual good contestant and they leave? Because whoever gets demoted to freeloader will almost certainly not stay very long. It will totally demotivate them. Imagine if it was this season and they demoted Jimmy or whoever to freeloader in the first week

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thank fricking god if that happened we wouldnt have had to deal with his moronic edgelord arc and quite frankly some of the other contestants might have stayed longer without him being there.

            you arent getting it, tell them all up front you have 1 week to prove you need to be here and that 2 people are being demoted no matter what on week 1. by your own logic what if the freeloader replacing the designated fish is more entertaining?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Jimmy was just an example I don't care that much about him. How would the fish even be able to tell who the freeloaders were? It would just be random voting and probably end up getting rid of whoever is loudest or has the most personality. There would be no actual method behind it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You must be autistic there's no other way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope if they aren’t picked they become contestants, why didn’t you actually read the post your responded to?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You fricking moron
          The original contestants that would become freeloaders would leave instantly because theyve effectively been eliminated
          Do you even read your OWN posts before you post them?
          Fricking hell you absolute troglodyte

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick? why? Fishtank needs zero fricking gimmicks with the fish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're too high rn

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think s2 was a huge improvement in certain ways (presentation and polish got a huge boost, between the themed house + costumes, more TTS voices and six, etc) but it also made the flaws of the project much more glaring. Most of them are directly on production. Not only do they need to plan more in terms of the actual challenges and structure of the show, they need to improve how they interact with the fish if production is going to continue being a bigger presence on camera. Ben can get away with his bratty attitude because its part of his character on camera but when Jet, Ben, and Sam are all being catty toward the fish constantly it not only gets annoying for viewers but it also makes the fish withdraw more and grow more reluctant to do things on their own. Basically they need to grow up and handle the show more professionally -- and I don't mean that they have to get rid of the intentionally unprofessional vibe entirely. They just need to learn how to balance it better so that they aren't negatively impacting the show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when Jet was asked what they learned from this season only thing he could think of was to not cast fans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when Jet was asked what they learned from this season only thing he could think of was to not cast fans

      Again casting fans wasn't the problem per say, yes it was not what a lot of us wanted, but they could have absolutely done something with them. In my eyes it was a failing of Jet and production not knowing how to handled them, fricking up so quick in the first week and first half of the second week. Getting rid of the two most popular Fish so quick Cole and then Jimmy and then being left with Fish who followers and very quiet. It didn't help that whenever the remaining Fish tried to do anything Jet or someone on production would walk in and tell them to stop that they were about to do a Challenge, completely breaking the flow.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Casting fans of the /show/ is the problem (but not necessarily fans of MDE). If contestants know what they're walking into it causes the situation we just saw in S2 where things need to be amped waaaay the frick up to drive reactions.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They know what the show is from Season 1 yes, that's why even if you have fans on the show, if you change it up and don't rehash S1 bits but do it differently then even 'experienced' fans will be out of the loop. That's all Production had to do, plan different from the previous Season.

          It's what all reality shows have to do, Big Brother, Survivor e.t.c. most people who go on those shows are fans, so they have to be given different challenges, tasks, yes some will be the same to lull them into a false sense of security that's it's going to be a re-run, but that's when you rug-pull with the real challenge.

          Fundamentally though, they have to stop winging it, and plan shit out and write it up.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for season 3 to not have fan contestants and still fall apart because Goran Rapetune plans nothing and fricks up everything.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haunted house

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it was an obvious troll

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you think so? aside from the Mauro thing i geniunely believe that Jet didnt know what to do until he got Lance to suggest he came in as a freeloader
        at least according to Lance, Jet didnt even think about a freeloader idea

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about? These messages were from season 2 and have nothing to do with Lance. And yes it’s a troll he literally says Josie will not be involved whatsoever and that Mauro is a fan favorite lmao

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me the J J J J J TTS is in integral part of fishtank now. it wouldnt be the same with out and and will be around for the history of the show

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any modicum of actual planning daily events. The S2 finale truly exposed Sam and Jet as lazy homosexuals when they suggested to "just let Twitter decide the winner" until even the FishTank.live wienersucking chat called them homosexuals endlessly so they had to conspire for over an hour in the basement to embarrass Tay by pissing herself before kicking her out and making Shinji endurance fight someone taller and heavier than him. Shit was hyper-fricking-rigged towards TJ to the point it wasn't even funny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shinji was sick during the finale too, he probably has covid. Knowing that, it puts his performance during a lot of the final challenges in a different perspective.

      I don't know how you prevent that, but if the show was a month long at most it probably wouldn't have happened.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically indiantank
    >5 americanized indians, first or second generation immigrants who can barely speak dungtongue, mostly women
    >5 streetshitter jeets straight from the bank of the ganges, mostly men
    >1 native american indian who they put suntan lotion on and tell to pretend to be indian until theyre caught
    Pootank will save the project

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Scott joked about that on his stream. The next fishtank would be in New Delhi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      RAPETANK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would be shut down in like 3 days because of a rape

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TJ got pink eye this time. Probably best we don't fill the house with people that don't know what toilet paper is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But fatty is a cornerstone of the show

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's time to embrace diversity and have a fully black fish tank

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Freeloader stays should be capped at 3 or 4 days, they just get stale and annoying when they hang around too long. Have them leave the tank, rest and recharge for a few days then comdle back for another stretch if they're good.

    More obvious contestant vs. Freeloader angles. There should be more definite factions to work the drama and plot with, and that's the most obvious way to do it.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not tv, not film

    Jannies tongue my anus, imagine paying to shill your show on fricking Cinemaphile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Internet TV (Tele-Vision).
      >film
      It's kino.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mods delete other eceleb threads with the same premise of eceleb game shows. They also leave threads about jet up that have nothing to do with fish tank. Mods are genuinely paid off you can either not care or care but you can’t say they’re not because we’ve all seen these off topic threads babysat with our own eyes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s almost like Cinemaphile rules are irrelevant and they just want to drive site traffic up because the site is absolutely dead, ever thought of that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hey everyone let's all go to Cinemaphile DOT COM to talk about the latest episode of FISH TANK ! ! ! !
            Is that how it works in your mind?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Just look at the board traffic during the fishtank seasons, it carries the website unironically, your site is dead rajeet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Off topic threads when there were off topic hours on Cinemaphile got the most engagement and they’re now banned on sight no matter the time. Again, there is literally no conclusion you can draw besides the mods being paid off or doing favors in some form. They delete eceleb threads with the same exact game show premise, they specifically let threads about Jet Neptune stay up, threads which are wholly separated from the tv show and are about his status as an eceleb (lol)

            Black folk tongue my anus

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >They delete eceleb threads with the same exact game show premise
              They wouldn’t if they actually garnered traffic. Imagine unironically taking Cinemaphile moderation and rules seriously when there is a no racism rule lmfao (it’s literally never enforced)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’ll say it again because I know being an MDE fan in 2024 is a great sign that you’re mentally unwell:Off topic threads when there were off topic hours on Cinemaphile got the most engagement and they’re now banned on sight no matter the time. Again, there is literally no conclusion you can draw besides the mods being paid off or doing favors in some form. They delete eceleb threads with the same exact game show premise, they specifically let threads about Jet Neptune stay up, threads which are wholly separated from the tv show and are about his status as an eceleb (lol)

            Black folk tongue my anus

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              duh, it's pretty obvious at this point that the jannies are paid, go make an IP2 thread and see how long it lasts despite it being literally the same thing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s because the ip2 thread would be dead, if it was active enough it would absolutely not be taken down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i watch it on my tv so frick you

      go back to your thinly disguised coomer threads

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My secret dream for S3 is for Sam and Jet to frick up with the casting company and hire middle class kids accidently who will collectively just leave whenever Jet is being a gay because 50k isnt valuable to them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they seriously think normies are going to put up with the absolute bullshit that Jet and co. pull on a daily basis lmao, they would bounce faster than JC did

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jet said on camera his favorite fish was Brian. And they wanted to throw the chickens on the road to get killed by traffic. They live on another planet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so cole s2?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cole was a fan of S1 and of MDE, he said his favourite out of the three was Charls. He was also kicked and that's not in dispute so stop being so gullible and believing whatever Sam Hyde says, a known liar who uses gaslighting as his favoured technique to frick with people.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you missed the point entirely so you could do your anti-sam half-assed meme. the point was that cole was never there for the money thats why when he was kicked as you allege or quit he didnt put up a fight or do as asked so he could stay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Wasn't there for the money
            So? Doesn't that make it even more entertaining that someone would subject themselves to the house for not even monetary gain?
            Casting allowed JC on when she specifically stated she could only do a week at most.
            Then there's Meg and Summer, and all the other casting. I think of all they get Cole right for casting but wrong in how they handled him inside the house.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i never said wether that makes it more or less entertaining. you should probably read the post i originally replied to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      using a professional casting company will only guarantee that Jet will get 10 Coles for the Season who'd leave at the first sign of any adversity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I think the "we can't cast fans" excuse is particularly stupid. If the fish aren't fans or aren't complete losers with no options, 50k is not enough. And just increasing the amount won't fix it, part of what makes the show amusing is that these people are going to such extremes for an amount of money that is barely even life-altering for any normal person.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can't they just cast has-been Lolcows? They don't necessarily have to be fans of the show or Sam, just desperate enough to get back on the spotlight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My secret team is a bunch of incredibly bitter Cinemaphile and old-MDE gays get in, and just start sabotaging the show, and showing open contempt to Jet, Sam and the rest of the wiggers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If I am ever casted bros I promise you on Day 1 I will scream "MondoBlack folk", "/ftl/bros represent" and "Jet is a troony chaser" before being thrown out by Sam

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not "Marky was 15 years old when Sam brought her across state lines to frick her, it's a federal crime, look it up!"
          NGMI.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Merely 15 and one years old

            >S1, every fish was likeable
            Literally only Vance and Josie were cool. Maybe Letty when she wasn't being a scatwitch. Jon was a bumbling moron, Damiel acted like a moody gay, Sylvia was fat, Simmons was a literal pedophile and Mauro was a massive pussy. S2 could've succeeded if Jimmy, Summer and Cole didn't frick it up for themselves.
            Also Dunyay was trash. Annoying fricking moron.

            I never cared for Vance

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Apparently she was a week away from her 16th birthday, woopsie!

              But bringing a girl over from a state where she's not legal, to a state where she is just to frick her is a federal crime. Statute of limitations have expired though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Would you care to provide a source for that claim or do you want to just keep coping

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's been posted a million times into /ftl/, but you're free to look it up yourself, kid, once you climb off your parasocial dad's dick.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >asked for source
                >refuses to provide it
                Merely a week from her 17th birthday hhh

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay kid, I see you'll keep refusing to stop worshiping your grifter e-daddy, but you do you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would believe you if you provided evidence but because you refuse to and then act smug about it I will now not believe you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is this your first /ftl/ thread, moron?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No but I’ve never seen evidence in the past either
                A picture with the number ‘15’ on it does not count as evidence

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                moron.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that MDE simps are more pathetic than the average hasan viewer. Hasan watchers might be gay but they wouldn’t stoop to watching this absolute slop and simping for ugly women because their grifting surrogate father made it. Not tv not film jannies are paid off and sam Hyde hasn’t been funny in 6 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The average hasan viewer mogs you and every homosexual tv poster

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t believe that’s true.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It objectively is, the average Cinemaphile poster is a 35 year old bald fat man with no family and friends, and either no job or dead end shitty one

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve met pol users IRL who are Somali and the only person I’ve known who paid for Sam’s gunroad was a israeli McKinsey & Company analyst
            I have a fine job and a much sweeter girlfriend I deserve, you actually have no way to know what the average poster is like so you are projecting
            I don’t mean that in the meme way, you’ve actually conjured up an image of who you’re ‘enemy’ is that has no correlation with reality
            Why would you think people here have no family or job?
            I support Shinji btw

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >you actually have no way to know what the average poster is like so you are projecting
              People post themselves all the time on Cinemaphile and they always look subhuman
              >Why would you think people here have no family or job?
              Because they literally admit to it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The people who post themselves and the people who use this site are different sample populations
                I also pretend to be Pakistani in half my posts because I think it’s funny

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The people who post themselves and the people who use this site are different sample populations
                Yeah people with higher confidence tend to skew towards the better looking section of the population, this site is for the dregs of society

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This site is for anime discussion and people who dislike user accounts
                You’re not part of the ‘dregs of society’ and neither am I, stop being a big baby

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry man but being fat and in your middle 30s and posting on the internet is a sign of abject failure

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because you don’t know anything about me you can not insult me effectively
                It’s like if I called you a Buddhist prostitute, you’re punching at your own projections

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No I’m punching at the average tv/Cinemaphile poster

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You’re punching at what you imagine that to be
                You’re coping because you don’t actually know what they are

                I started posting when I lived in a village in Suriname, the government gave us laptops and I found Cinemaphile from Minecraft memes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I started posting when I lived in a village in Suriname, the government gave us laptops and I found Cinemaphile from Minecraft memes
                So that probably puts you pretty close to my guess lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your guess was ‘bald, 30s, deadend job, no friends or family’
                You’re wrong on all accounts and I even still have hair on the side and back of my head

                This will be the final (You) I give you - your life will be greatly improved if you focus on real opponents rather than just imagining what you’d like your ‘enemies’ to be

                I mog Hasan btw

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >reduce show length to 4 weeks
    >have plans every day for challenges or special guests
    >70% friendtank 30% hell house
    >more props/costumes
    >eliminations optional and not required until final week of show
    >scoreboard for contestants for show points
    >Hire co-host or a number 2 for Sam that gives out the challenges when Sam is not there
    >reduce Jet and Ben camera time so they can concentrate on production
    >more costumes and props
    >no more telling x person to due y to z person
    >house economy
    >sunlight in home
    >camera navigation
    >kitchen cooking cam
    >downtime activities, board games, cards, role playing, for when there is nothing going on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hire co-host or a number 2 for Sam that gives out the challenges when Sam is not there
      Greg Goldstriker.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Griefing production would be an angle I could get behind, the contestants should be encouraged to try and break the show and make jet's wigger crew quit.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that MDE simps are more pathetic than the average hasan viewer. Hasan watchers might be gay but they wouldn’t stoop to watching this absolute slop and simping for ugly women because their grifting surrogate father made it. Not tv not film jannies are paid off and sam Hyde hasn’t been funny in 6 years.

    Mods are paid and this board is dead. Black person Black person Black person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Friendly reminder that Cinemaphile anons are more pathetic than the average hasan viewer
      Objectively true

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont fricking cast fans again, find more weird quirky people like shinji, josie, jon that dont know about mde but are willing to go the distance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      josie knew sam and jet. she applied through jet's twitter. jon couldn't last the distance and would get upset at tts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she didnt know about sam or anything about mde, just knew jet because she thought he was an actual rapper and applied from his ig story

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she later admitted she did recognize Sam, point is she wasn't clueless to that type of humor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sam and jet were talking about fishtank for 2 months on stream before it started. even if she didn't know about sam prior to that, she had 2 months to research

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      raise the first place prize to 100k, add a second place prize from the start so theyre inclined to stay til the end, bring back the fishbucks payment system so if they leave they lose all their money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks Josie didn't know about MDE
      >He thinks she became a wigger slave out of nowhere
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jon couldn’t even do the act like wetard challenge because he thought it was to cruel.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tj's rockman account has only followed tayleigh's insta, could this be a sign TayJ bros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TayJgays need more mental help than fricking Josiegays

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you can say that if they're still obsessed with them after 8 months

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tay also followed TJ's private IG judging from her IG page.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You guys manifested this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw I just want to end it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >TJ is a master of the green line lean

        what did he mean by this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope people already told her that she looked way prettier with the 70's Shelley Duvall fit, than her 2000's VampireFreaks look.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Idk, this is the most unintentionally hilarious things in fishtank.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she looks like a fricking kid from the make-a-wish foundation

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            even with hair id still laugh uncontrollably

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Did she get anything from this show?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Free haircut

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking hell.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She looks like her diet consists purely of methamphetamine.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a free idea for casting if they don't want terminally online people/MDE fans: have applicants fill out of a survey and if correlates to their demographics or knowledge of fishtank/MDE/Sam/idubbz etc then filter them out.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Btw buying animals and then dumping them on a no kill sanctuary isn't heroic and good, you just made them someone else's problem. Why do you suppose everyone isn't going around doing your revolutionary solution to saving animals?

    #CHICKENGATE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn’t they simply kill and eat the chickens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Call it what it is. Taking advantage of a charity.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    S3 needs to be even more hellish. The psychological breaking of the contestants was the best part of the show, by far. The gaslighting of TJ ahout the cult initiation was one my favorite moments of the show. Frank unloading on Tayleigh was also fantastic. We need more people like Frank, more pressure that causes outbursts or forces people to quit. It makes it interesting to see who has the mental endurance to withstand it, and who breaks and how their actions reflect them breaking. Watching Tayleigh's spiral into oblivion and seeing her crumble once she realized she was eliminated was so fricking satisfying to watch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Geez kid, how old aren't you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably older than you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IP2 shit is your speed, not fishtank

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        big brother might be more your speed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah tank is where it's at for me. They just need to tune it to get the right balance of neptunian and goranian.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This
            People generally like Neptunian content more because, but you need Goranian stuff, too, to really make it hit hard
            One anon said a split of 70/30, and that's probably the best way to go moving forward

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              50% Nontent
              10% Friendtank
              40% Hellhouse

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Realistically what's going to happen is 50% nontent no matter what

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Witness the quintessential nu-MDE gay post.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What was your favorite part? Watching them sit around doing nothing?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          probably josie playing with putty or vance sitting in a chair in the corner of the living room

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not possible to get more hellish within legal boundaries. They were beating the frick out of each other and having schizo breakdowns. This was the hell house season. They tortured the fans like the original concept. You will never see a crazier humiliation ritual in your life than tayleigh's destruction. It's going to be relatively more friendtanky from now on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "i hurt animals for fun as a kid" energy

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people actually like cole lmfao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >People actually like cole lmfao
      Yes, he's very entertaining and proved himself with his streams. Go watch them if you don't believe me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you watch any of the fish streams you need to rethink your life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Grandstanding others after watching S2 fishtank
          https://www.happierhuman.com/lack-self-awareness/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            delete your Josie folder and go outside

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He really is entertaining on streams.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hes the epitome of why hiring fans or people knowledgeable of the show ruins the frickin jive of the whole thing

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more bimbos like bliccy plz

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No fans. Everyone being in on the joke made everything less funny.

    In background checks don't get any coalburner foids since it makes them worthless.

    Stop the fetishistic woman corruption shit that makes artist guys memorize.

    No weed OR booze honestly. Drunk people are obnoxious for an hour then are boring hangovers. Drunk women are a disaster - see: tay. Give people a ton of caffeine.

    Stop depriving their basic needs. No shit they are boring when they only eat grits and only sleep for 5 hours.

    Introduce organic instigators of conflict / sabotage / envy instead of just running "production told me" bits. Fighting over chips was a good start but I think the fish weren't convinced the chips mattered much until the last day. The S1 baby shaking was good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're being pretty obvious with your intentions.
      Keep coping.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Getting them drunk can actually help make things interesting to see what happens when they break out of their shell and the consequences of it. But there needs to be more GROUP drinking sessions rather than near-nightly bar events. Everyone should be made to drink to see what happens.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What happens is not a mystery. Drunk people become totally different obnoxious people which can destroy their fanbase. Drunk people are annoying and alcohol is evil.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          True and that’s why the wiggers use it to generate conflict

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wosie y bexo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tayleigh really was hard carried by bex's wardrobe. she looks like a teenage boy in these

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no Shinji
      dropped

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shinji just bailed and went back to his place.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One good thing was the use of mirrors in the rooms. It's most likely accidental, but it made for some kino shots.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This confrontation was sad cringe kino, TJ being firm for the first time in his life and the closest he ever came to freaking out, Tay being real with him about why she had to do it and holding herself back from crying because she saw everyone in the house as friends. She even told the TTS that was mocking TJ to shut the frick up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >close to crying
        Where's the evidence of this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She was trying not to laugh at the sound effect they played.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That was her reaction to the sound effect, moron

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Themes
    >Twin Peaks
    >POW camp
    >Psych ward/insane asylum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Soviet commune
      also next season there should be all euro cast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        where can i watch soviet commune videos

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Jet starts another Balkan war in the tank

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          imagine balkantank and the contestants are
          >albanian
          >albanian from kosovo
          >serbian
          >bosniak from bosnia
          >serb from bosnia
          >turk
          >greek
          >macedonian
          >bulgarian
          >romanian
          the show would end early because of a murder

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone would unite against the Albanians/Turk and after that they'd start killing eachother

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And the murderer is israeli.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking hell we would get hell house without any intervention from producers

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              imagine balkantank and the contestants are
              >albanian
              >albanian from kosovo
              >serbian
              >bosniak from bosnia
              >serb from bosnia
              >turk
              >greek
              >macedonian
              >bulgarian
              >romanian
              the show would end early because of a murder

              >Sam and production are SFOR/KFOR/UNPROFOR with blue helmets
              Would be actual kino.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >peacekeeper goldstriker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Euro cast
        >S3 Dumbgay is a gypsy
        And thus the 1st European Reich was born.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >all euro cast
        actually interesting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        id apply if they paid for my visa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we need bongtank

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Alex Stein this Season? S1 he was the life and energy and re-invigorated shit.
    S2 after his special stream, he was so deflated and dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The show was too far off the rails from the grits famine, hellhouse and constant gaslighting. Alex Stein should be the one running the show since he is a reality TV sperglord and worked the industry. The total lack of structure and planning got worse and worse as the season dragged on and the back half is LITERALLY entirely improv from Stein Oliver and Fatty, once the Chris point stuff ended there was literally nothing left and the show idled for 4 days with nothing going on, just Shinji and Tay wandering around the house aimlessly for the entire day before sleeping while TJ was at the doctors. Its not fricking hard to buy a book containing lists of barroom games and gameshow stuff and modifying them to the show, putting them into a google calendar for all 42 days and then moving them around as the show develops. There should be absolutely zero points in the schedule where there isn't something preplanned, if the fish are having good conversations and being entertaining you just tender the planned game for later. Improv only works best when its bookended by a lot of structure, its meant to add to an existing product, not be the entire thing. This is why the original Ghostbusters was such an amazing comedic movie while the Female remake was godawful, the jokes and gags in the original were written with intent while the female reboot had the director just do 40 takes just telling the women "ok say something funny" and then picked what he thought was best.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Alex Stein should be the one running the show since he is a reality TV sperglord and worked the industry.
        Frick no, I don't want Fish Tank to be alt-right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Alex Stein
      >S1 he was the life and energy
      I liked the part when he came in with the same 'no-name black comedian friend pretends to be homeless,' then got immediately found out and was unceremoniously driven off the next day because the fish weren't phased by him in any way. I've heard he works a lot behind the scenes, so no disrespect there, but his on screen persona is boring as frick and I don't know who his audience is supposed to be.

      He was pretty alright in Season 2 though. Less needless edgy political interjections and more just being chill. But that may just be in contrast to how demoralized everyone was by that time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      alex seemed a bit creeped out by the end with the fatty shit bit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He said the morning of his show he was already ready to get out of there, not like he stuck around long season 1 either, just bailed once he could like he wanted

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Josie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is moronic

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do more

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the constant gaslighting (lol not an elimination) the forcing them to do cringey petty shit like stealing crap, the freeloaders givin way too much free reign and then them (freeloaders and producers) calling eveyrone frickin boring when rules are not set in place and change anytime to fear elimination
    not frickin feeding them or having any fresh air
    those are just off the top of my head but there was a lot of tiny things that really fricked it all up

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    plan challenges out more and actually keep track of the points.

    So many challenges that went no where, and it's part of why I think building a 'narrative' seems so necessary. To fill the gap left from there being no stakes to any of the challenges/points. If the points don't matter, I guess play it off as being part of a 'character arc,' because that's all you can do at that point.

    It'd be cool to have more of a structure with real, accounted for, points. Maybe specific challenges on specific days worth a certain value of points, and make them big events. Like when they do the skits/comedy stuff, but make it an actual physical challenge instead and reward points that will force losers to try backstabbing in later days/events. There could be a whole ecosystem and social dynamic based on who's leading in points. In season 2 we had like 5 different point systems, and none of them meant anything.

    Side note, lay off the whole 'character arc' thing. Those things happen organically, or at least they're far more satisfying when they aren't forced/shoehorned in. I can't get over how the winner of the whole show could've been decided in a spur of the moment 3 minute conversation within an hour of the show ending. Kinda undercuts the previous 40 days of the show.

    Just let the show be a show, have regular meaningful challenges, and points to stir up drama. Really enjoy it, and looking forward to season 3

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They unironically need more people on Staff, a lot of the issues this season faced had a lot to do with them being understaffed.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the harry potter shit would be the ultimate in cringe and they would never be afforded a license to allow it so just stop posting about it already.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ultimate in cringe
      that's the point
      >license
      it would be a parody

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see Sam as Hagrid and Ben as this homie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fatty will be Hagrid and he'll abuse his cats in real time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idubbz as Voldemort, Anissa as Bellatrix. Sam as Dumbledore "The only one he ever feared"

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The cast in s2 was a noticeable improvement over s1 and I honestly think that if you are insisting otherwise you are being tricked by productions go-to cope about the season (which they push so much because it distracts from the huge missteps and mistakes that they made like not planning anything out, abandoning an overarching storyline a quarter of the way through, having a consistently demotivating and bratty attitude on-camera, etc) The only real casting errors were JC and Summer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the casting was fine other than the fact they were in the frickin know of last season and fans.
      it was really just them tryin to game the producers and the gameshow itself so they really narrowed their actions based off that instead of organically doing shit and seeing it unfold like an ant farm instead of elementary school improv theater classes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the casting was fine other than the fact they were in the frickin know of last season and fans.
        >it was really just them tryin to game the producers and the gameshow itself so they really narrowed their actions based off that instead of organically doing shit and seeing it unfold like an ant farm instead of elementary school improv theater classes
        The cast was the strongest feature of this season by far and carried Jet's incompetence, particularly Tay and to an extent Shinji when he wasn't so demoralized. Being aware of the original season let S2 start off at a sprint and lets be real, reality TV is 25+ years old at this point so most of the prior cast had an idea what to expect as well.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah the infuriating part was producers couldn't keep up with that sprint. they weren't prepared for that i guess.
          them sittin them down calling them boring after a couple weeks of giving them mixed messages is all their undoing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      JC - Bad casting, she wanted to leave from the start and didn’t care about the prize, could’ve been interesting
      Meg - Bad casting, obvious reasons, quick drop out
      Tay - Fine casting
      Trish - Ok casting, I think she was boring and don’t understand why everyone called her hot, should’ve been out early
      Summer - Bad casting, very unstable, the only contestant either season who’s a real legal liability (more than Jimmy)
      Jimmy - Good casting
      Cole - Bad casting, didn’t care about prize, would have quit, I follow him on YouTube because I think he’s funny though
      TJ - Good casting
      Brian - Bad casting, why does Jet love him, I don’t get it
      Shinji - Good casting

      5 bad and 5 good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        50/50 is a good score for any reality tv show cast.

        Most of the freeloaders were hits too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they need to rethink freeloader roles imo. they were s1 dopplegangers at first and that wasn't a case this time.
          should be more like wingman that makes shit happening instead of outshining the fish themselves

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The freeloaders should be the enforcers of production. Whatever gaslight, bit, they want to setup is funneled through the freeloaders.

            Never at any point in the entirely of the show should there be a fish vs production dynamic. It's so destructive.

            >fish vs fish
            yes
            >fish vs freeloader
            can be acceptable at times but shouldn't be heavily leaned on (like it was in S2)
            >fish vs production
            Do not pass go, do not collect $200

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah they should try out the whole half production half wingman thing. Maybe a few general annoyances like fatty and nifty that frick with everyone. But each fish should get like a wingman.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i think what anon

              The freeloaders should be the enforcers of production. Whatever gaslight, bit, they want to setup is funneled through the freeloaders.

              Never at any point in the entirely of the show should there be a fish vs production dynamic. It's so destructive.

              >fish vs fish
              yes
              >fish vs freeloader
              can be acceptable at times but shouldn't be heavily leaned on (like it was in S2)
              >fish vs production
              Do not pass go, do not collect $200

              mention is a good idea.
              have freeloaders essentially an extension of producer roles so you dont see boss baby or ben come up to give them frickin pep talks or instructions in an empty room for all of us to see to show they dont know what the frick they are doing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Trish was great, she instigated a lot of the kino moments but the thing is she was never really the centre of it all so it looked like she wasn't doing anything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >JC - Bad casting, she wanted to leave from the start and didn’t care about the prize, could’ve been interesting
        This is what you're going to get next season when they do the casting agency, people only interested in fame and will walk when they're asked to force vomit like on the hotdog thing.
        >Meg - Bad casting, obvious reasons, quick drop out
        Agree
        >Tay - Fine casting
        Probably the best casting
        >Trish - Ok casting, I think she was boring and don’t understand why everyone called her hot, should’ve been out early
        Trish was great, just she wasn't main character material, she would constantly feud and frick with people, Tay and her had a long rivalry and Trish would alternate between fricking with Fatty and being nice multiple times a day.
        >Summer - Bad casting, very unstable, the only contestant either season who’s a real legal liability (more than Jimmy)
        Agree
        >Jimmy - Good casting
        Agree
        >Cole - Bad casting, didn’t care about prize, would have quit, I follow him on YouTube because I think he’s funny though
        Cole got demoralized by the dogpile and incompetence of the production staff to innovate. This is the only time "being a fan" was an issue since he saw all of the repeating content
        >TJ - Good casting
        He was middling, neither good or bad. He had a few great moments but they were largely devised by production and TTS berating him rather than doing it organically like Jimmy or Tay.
        >Brian - Bad casting, why does Jet love him, I don’t get it
        He was a last minute addition since one of the accepted people dropped out, he came literally on a moments notice. He was fine he just was competing against the likes of Shinji Tay and Jimmy for content.
        >Shinji - Good casting
        Definitely

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They could make any contestant shave their head before getting on the show, prove their commitment

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >they were largely devised by production and TTS berating him
          I honestly dont even see why people say this as if its some scathing criticism. The central novelty of Fishtank is live interaction with the audience. Giving the people what they want to see and going with the flow of productions bits is what makes a compelling content creator.
          Even if his "arc" is largely "manufactured" by production and TTS, he was the only one who really made a good canvas to make a story with. He understood the meta-narrative aspects of the show better than any other fish and that's why he was fun.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With the amount of posters in the thread these are just echo chambers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you just now realizing these are kept alive by a handful of bots? This thread is an hour old with 300 replies, same with every fish tank thread. It's bots and the jannies let them stay up and reappear day after day.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they need to improve the prize pool too, 100k for the winner, 50k for runners-up and maybe split some cash here and there for challenges.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout Tank:
    Apocalypse theme, in house barter system, ragged/apocalyptic theme attire. More nutrients, but presented in poor form, challenges and eliminations follow the larp, etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would an amish theme be kino?
      >joshua goldstriker
      >no electricity or modern appliances at all
      >no plastics at all only glass wood and metal
      >have to start fires to cook
      >only raw ingredients
      >lard soaps for cleaning
      >sleep in a barn full of hay when u lose a beef

      both kino
      one idea that Sam commended was a televangelist megachurch with Rev. Jeremiah Goldstriker

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would an amish theme be kino?
    >joshua goldstriker
    >no electricity or modern appliances at all
    >no plastics at all only glass wood and metal
    >have to start fires to cook
    >only raw ingredients
    >lard soaps for cleaning
    >sleep in a barn full of hay when u lose a beef

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you harry potter gays are making me want the tayjeets to come back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sam is a known Pottermore poster

      ?si=KyVZ0J0AdD9CftCp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sam loves Harry Potter. I think he’s parodied that the most out of any ip.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rewatching the ending, after congratulating TJ, Sam immediately went off cam only to come back a few minutes later while sniffling and wiping his nose, dude went to the kitchen to have a cry lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      link/clip?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        54 minutes in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The steroids make him emotional and he’s a theater kid at heart
      He always had Jet do eliminations for contestants he cares about - see Tay
      Weepy!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I remember people saying they never saw him cry before s1 though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He always masks his cries with really forced laughter. This is the hardest I have seen him cry.

          ?si=mYd0cBWJgarCF85y

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he did cry once on camera, it was after adult swim canned WP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I cried too. It was literally the end fight of mgs4.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think what genuinely happened was he cried when tay cried and didnt want to show it, so he make fake judge nosies to cover it up, then when tj was up for his speech, sam decided to not say much because he knew he was gonna cry, so he just let him talk. Similar thing with shinji only he was also worried about him fricking dying on camera. I think all of the skitzo posters are just making too much out of the whole abrupt ending thing. I think they chose to cut the cameras so they can specifically do the opposite ending of how s1 ended, partially because sam didnt want to cry on screen again. I think he saw alot of himself in both tj and tay honestly, but moreso tj since he's a man who is in the same position sam was when he was young. I think they were also thinking about cutting it and not even coming back at all, just ending it on the final hug scene between them because that was such a good moment. That's probably what their "that would be crazy" converstation in the doghouse was

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They 100% are going to do something for the final cut, they want to have an ending like S1's but this time he didn't want to bawl his eyes out and not have a more thought-out better planned conclusion, who knows, maybe they'll lean on the Taylor ending after all, but the final cut will have a proper ending is my estimation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Have they even discussed when seasom 2 episodes are coming out? Who’s editing them?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Come on TJ we gotta fly you to Florida now so we can get a shot.

          Ahh but Ooh I uhh want to ooom go home

          Get on the plane TJ, its a good plane

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Season 2 epilogue would be kind of stunted without the runner up there

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what taylor ending, she wasn't there

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It could be an epilogue type thing, it doesn't have to be shot on the same day

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >epilogue type thing, it doesn't have to be shot on the same day
              Not him, but that's interesting. A 'where are they now' segment to tie stuff up for the edited episodes. Too bad the episodes are being edited so close to the ending of Season 2 and so close to beginning of Season 3 (fricking why?), there won't be enough time to actually get a follow-up segment.

              The whole "2 seasons a year" bit is the underlying cause of a good half of the shows failings.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Season 3 will be in the fall more than likely. Probably do some gay Halloween theme.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                winter was a terrible idea, especially over christmas and new year, then they got mogged in the ratings by football

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I can see where they were coming from. They hoped to be able to get college kids to watch it during their winter break. I just think that demo would watch think regardless if classes were going on and they aren’t a paypig demo to focus on.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think they'll do 2 seasons a year if they have mini-tanks in between

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >where are they now
                TJ:

                manifest this, TJ's first social media post will be him with taylor in FL at a casino

                Tayleigh: Biker's old lady, still bald with fledgling crochet business
                Shinji: Soapland manager, porn matrix failed because he tried making it in Unity
                Summer: institutionalized
                Jimmy: creaking sounds coming from a dilapidated shack
                Nifty: Happy in her polycule
                Oliver: Officiating gay marriages in NZ
                Duanye: Happily married to Oliver
                Brian: Soup kitchen
                Trish: Wiping wigger cum off her chin
                Jet: Nitrous overdose

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >just ending it on the final hug scene between them because that was such a good moment. That's probably what their "that would be crazy" converstation in the doghouse was
        yes- that final hug with them both crying and embracing was kino and such a good round-off, and I think they should have ended it there, Jet doing a fricking credits roll was so fricking gay as usual
        The final moments between shinji and TJ were better than anything sam or goran could've come up with- I think Sam realised it so didn't try to top it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was absolute GregcamKino

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >now I can say I've beaten someone that isn't a moron or a woman
            that was such an amazing ending line I still have no idea why /ftl/ hated this little moron so much

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >people probably think I'm less autistic
              I genuinely don't know how they could hate him or Shinji.
              They were endlessly entertaining.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >judge shaking his head "no" in the background

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >they put more effort into nifty's check

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He should have said "I am fricking LubeCooch, and I regret nothing".

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >>now I can say I've beaten someone that isn't a moron or a woman
              >that was such an amazing ending line I still have no idea why /ftl/ hated this little moron so much
              Because it took 35 days for him to finally be worthwhile. He was a content void compared to the likes of Jimmy, Shinji, or Tay. Almost all of his content is stuff being done to him like Taylor being a succubus. I'm not a TJ hater by any means but Shinji and Tay were far more entertaining the whole season and put way more effort in while he just wandered around from room to room waving his arms. Its just that production literally HATED Tay and fricked with her the whole time and forgot that Shinji can barely understand what is going on half the time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh shut the frick up homosexual, go back to /bant/ so we can see your indian flag

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                name your top 5 Tay 'content' moments

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's the most discussed fish.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                name top 5 way i fuk ur mother benchod

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There are none

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >name your top 5 Tay 'content' moments
                >Taymaker and entire schizo-hobo day in general
                >Stealing TJ's clips the final day and confrontation
                >Hassling Frank as much as she was getting harassed
                > Fire Extinguisher on Trish that vacated half the fricking house
                >Weed inquisition dogpile day going off the rails hard with her beginning the gimmick of spiking steel chairs into the wall which everyone else started doing
                >Anime and God reveal and reaction

                A lot of this is just recency bias and I'm forgetting stuff from the first few weeks. She was always present and engaging just doing stuff like dancing, singing or good conversations. Shinji was always great for reactions like the 'Too much Frick" during his aids test.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                your top 5 all happened in the final 2 weeks which was after TJ had hit his peak

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tay stocks were always low they spiked a bit when she went 1488 my family is in the kkk and crochet around new years then crashed down when Charleston came in and broke the illusion of a woman being openly racist when confronted

                She only got good after the whole Jimmy thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Actually I wager that Tay stocks rose significantly when she punched Trish, Trish was very much disliked here before she became a freeloader.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >accuse every man in the house of being a pervert
                >still think the guy who actually raped women and talked to you about "ayo can the cameras see in the dark" is a cool guy and still knit for him
                How is she so fricking moronic bros?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno, Sam fricking with him in the attic was great content.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's great because they actually expected him to lose
              But instead he won
              For all of the shit he got from viewers about being handheld and stuff
              He completed his arc entirely on his own
              This is what jet means by syncronicities
              What happened there was cosmic poetry that sam and jet had no part in

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was absolute GregcamKino

          Greg saved s2 in dozens of ways and this was his greatest contribution

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if they do chips again, have them actually mean something. they only ever used them for using the bar or for rent, and by that point, no one

    also, give them a season long or half season long mission before they enter the tank that gets them points/chips if they complete them (eg. one contestant is tasked with having to hide other contestants clothes, each ttime they do so, they get chips/points)

    also, enable fish toys sooner so that way people can buy them for their favorite fish BEFORE they leave the tank

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *by that point no one cared about them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they hoarded them because there was no reliable way to get them other than beefing i think and winning
      they should be able to buy some frickin food or something. make requests from producers to give them things like a prison(shampoo, cigarettes or whatever)

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Starving the fish was a good idea, but they needed to add more challenges where the prize was food. I like the idea of rewarding fish for running off freeloaders (could make it a giant meal).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No starving the fish isn’t good and makes them inactive and non aggressive.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe only pick fish who are proscribed amphetamines and double their dose?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Starving the fish was a good idea
      it was actually moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was pretty fricking moronic. You could implement a basic reward system for receiving good food when performing well in a challenge and bad food if you don't.
        >but even then the "bad" food will still nutritious
        They might also want to entertain the idea of vitamin supplements if they do continue going forward with grits/peanut butter/shit food.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was pretty fricking moronic. You could implement a basic reward system for receiving good food when performing well in a challenge and bad food if you don't.
        >but even then the "bad" food will still nutritious
        They might also want to entertain the idea of vitamin supplements if they do continue going forward with grits/peanut butter/shit food.

        If Jet, or Josie had a kid, how likely would they starve to death, chug drain cleaner, or be left in a hot car?

        The fishes were their responsibility after all, since they can go outside to get food, and the fishes can't. They were basically the wigger's kids for a month.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jet would be a good father unlike that prick Johnny

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >5:15PM
            >July
            >Sam's phone rings
            >"Ummm, so Jet jr. was like left in the car, and I think he's dead or something, I don't know whahappened, can you help me sort this out?"

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread critisizing Sam deleted
    >fishtank threads being spammed after the show is over are still left up

    what did Jannies mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tv jannies are on mde payroll

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you name a single mod? I genuinely think they don’t exist/are bots

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking tobuscus dude
      Dont do him dirty like that
      Tobuscus would LITERALLY be perfect in the tank in any role

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rich Evans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boxee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      creepychan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Moot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ...is this a trick question?

      The answer is none. Grifters are the worst part of every season. Hell the best freeloader this season was a gay black dude they randomly came found. Couldn't care less about hop-on ecelebs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbgay is Alex Stein's guy, you fricking moron.

        And Greg is literally a grifter (a fricking Mr. Beast imitator), and he turned out to be gold.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Joshua "Null" Moon. Then when he's there, find a way to shoot him in the head

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone complaining about the cast of s2 watch s1 live and not in edited/clip form? It was absolutely dismal nontent after Jon left. Vance did nothing, Sylvia did nothing except say bro too much when she was mad, Letty occasionally made people mad but largely did nothing, Josie spun around a lot but ultimately did nothing. Not saying s2 was perfect but s1 was worse for longer in terms of the cast interacting or being interesting. The camping arc was DISMAL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a good chance that the people who say they loved S1 mostly only remembered the Willy Wonka bit and not the prelude to it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Did anyone complaining about the cast of s2 watch s1 live and not in edited/clip form?
      Yup I watched it religiously all the way through and thought it was great, why is that such a problem for you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True.
      Season 1 had days on end of LITERALLY nothing.
      Season 2 obviously still has huge room for improvement, but both the quality and quantity of content was improved on massively from s1.
      I stilll think Letty was a great contestant but the way people talk about her is as if she was a non-stop frank-hassle like content machine. Reality is, she spent a ton of time secluded from the group and/or sulking. Vance and Josie were likeable people but never actually contributed a ton of content.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Taylor live

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tayjeets running for lives scared like some b***hes. Hate all simps but josiecels won a lopsided victory.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My personal suggestion is Sam letting all the fish beat him to death slowly over a number of days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His own smoking and drug abuse is going to kill him before any of the boring fish would be able to

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder that thinking the swamp olympics weren't rigged is like believing professional wrestling is real. They were open with them about their "arc" being the determining factor in whether they'd win. Goran decided that TJ's gay little hero arc would be totally kino in the edit, so they gave the win to him. It's as simple as that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The script adjusts to the contestants actions, Shinji could’ve won swamp Olympics but did things like give up on the ‘eat Asian food’ challenge while TJ was swallowing snail shells without hesitation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, they literally rigged challenges so that TJ would win. The whole thing was entirely performative.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          list the challenges that were rigged for TJ

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A Marky poster sneaks onto the show and screams all of Sam's dirt at the camera.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We need a house of 5 Tayleighs and 5 Jimmys

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all the people thinking Jimmy was great casting
    >he literally assaulted two women, one with a dangerous weapon
    >he took info from outside the show and used it to berate TJ about it for like an hour
    Jimmy fricking sucked and cheated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're 100% correct, but also, a moron is great for views. Thinking back to those early weeks, there really was nothing happening, so his over the top sperg outs kinda kept things going until this last stretch where things became depraved.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dont forget the full cringe manifest he had from mondomegacucks about how he should act on the show
      Pure reddit
      If tay was doing those things she would have been basedtaxed
      Jimmy and tay are two peas in a pod

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jimmy was a throw-back to very early /b/-tier humour, reminded me of those old troll comics, very 'lolsorandum', and not in a funny way
        excusable if you're 16 but the guy is like 28 years old

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah his funniest bit wasn’t even something of his own or the Facebook groups invention.

          It was super pizza

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think his funniest moment was threatening to kill the fricking game grumps out of nowhere in the middle of group therapy
            I was fricking crying bros

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How about when he was told to tell nobody Tay was the actor, and he folded to FRICKING BRIAN in less than 60 seconds?

            I think his funniest moment was threatening to kill the fricking game grumps out of nowhere in the middle of group therapy
            I was fricking crying bros

            He's probably team Jontron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He is 16 mentally

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dude had a whole frickin script written for him from outside, lets not forget about that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and all he had to do was not be a tard for 5 minutes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a script that he couldn't even memorise even though it was a page long
        his funniest moment was him desperaetly trying to destroy the manuscript and having a psychotic break- ie. the shit that was not part of his stupid script was the funniest thing he was ever part of
        if jimmy had it his way it would've been yaptank with him spouting ifunny memes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe a finno-mongolian steppe lady was enough to trigger Jimmy into committing murder over a toy telephone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >jimmy never got to do his cringe hotline miami joke
        Idk if we were spared or cucked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Getting coded messages from the outside was genius though. Makes me think:

      How would /ftl/ get outside help?
      >laser morse code on the window (a camera blind spot window obviously, and the outside guys watch the feed in case someone comes in)
      >shit from the spy gadget shop, like radios hidden in lighters, watches, electric razors etc.
      Anything?

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind having one or two lolcows as part of the cast, it just depends on who the lolcow is and how desperate they are, they need to be cooperative

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    manifest this, TJ's first social media post will be him with taylor in FL at a casino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tjs first social media post will be him killing himself for guilt over fricking tayleigh over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I counter your manifest with a counter-manifest of his first social post being a picture of him hugging Tay before she boards the plane back to Texas.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As a troll he should post a pic of 50k in chips at the roulette table

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He will appear on taylors stream to teach her crusader kings.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Theyre gonna become a streamer couple together
        It's gonna be awkwardcute kino

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fire jet
    do at least 5 minutes of planning

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You just know that TJ and Tayleigh fricked. Them drinking together post-show, always hanging on each other. It's obvious. There won't be a relationship here because TJ ultimately is destined to be with Taylor, but having a quick frick in the post-game bliss of the hellhouse experience being over is obvious. The only question is when, if ever, it gets mentioned. I'm sure fans will be asking it years down the road, but I can see both of them keeping quiet about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If they did frick, I'm sure they would have kept it to themselves, kinda like a Lost in Translation kinda thing.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chickengate
    >chickengate
    chickengate
    >chickengate
    chickengate
    >chickengate
    chickengate
    >chickengate
    chickengate
    >chickengate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >posting kiwi farms content
      have a nice day in real life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not my heckin chicken-friendo's
      We literally eat them in bite sized prepackaged flash frozen nuggets, and they were given to a farm anyway. As funny as this is, I can't get over how stupid the outrage is. Guess the county is just looking for ways to shut this shit down, especially after the call-in shitshow.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its not real outrage. Its just kiwitroons being israelib and making a big deal out of nothingburgers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, that sounds about right. Saw a local news story posted around too. So just more of those call-in idiots thinking they're funny.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    production have stupidly now set up a dichotomy between normie/actor contestants and MDE contestants
    I want to see more internet niches on the show: redscarepod hoes, tradcaths, BAPtards, alt-leftists who watch vaush, esoteric fascists, autsitic gymcels, people who are really into incel or looksmaxxing stuff and know what a canthal tilt is, Cinemaphilegays, normies that watch freshandfit, insta hoes.
    we saw a bit of that in S1 with Jon being a Tatefan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They think Dumbgay is a normie for some reason and completely forget that every other normie left in less then a week of being on the show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yup that’s why I need to get on, I could literally be any of these

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They had $2million for season 2 and this is the dogshit we got. Ice Poseidon did a better job years ago for $10k

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think Ice Poseidon could give them a thing or two on how to run Fish Tank better.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

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