>witty/clever
>quirky
>cute
>not a turbo roastie
my entire life (25 years) i never met a girl like this. Is this movie unrealistic for creating a character like that?
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How come girls like this dont exist irl?
They do exist but Cinemaphile and /misc/ has tricked you into thinking all women are prostitutes.
How many levels of cope are you on?
easy on the copium bro
They are
This. I know exactly why they think this too. They ONLY go after girls who have similar mindsets as them (sex before marriage), so they are somehow surprised when the women they seel end up this way. If they only realized.
>Tfw every co worker,friend and family member who's married is miserable and constantly complains about their wife and kids
>Also gets mad when you say you don't want kids or a wife
Holy shit, this.
>Boomer coworkers did nothing but complain about how they can't connect with their kids that they treated like shit
>Mention they have been married 3 or 4 times and fondly talk about affairs and cheating
>Get asshurt when you mention you don't want to settle for a single mom
I had a co worker who was a good looking dude, smart and just all around nice guy like legitimate a good person. He was dating a single mom, with three kids and loved them he liked being a stepdad. Told me how when they met she lived in a car because her ex was an abusive drunk who who was in and out of jail. He worked two jobs to help get a place and took care of them. Three years into them dating he comes home after work finds his stuff in a box on the lawn her ex decided to come back and for real this time he's gonna change like the seven other times he got released from jail. Absolutely crushed my co worker. He quit the job I was at and I never saw him again.
And therin lies the issue. No good deed goes unpunished. It's better to be evil.
Marriage is hard anon, it's not for everyone especially the lazy and immature. Way too many idiots get married
My god, this. So much this.
>33
>no kids
>havent had sex since December
>broke up with most recent gf before covid
>last actual date over a year ago
>coworkers who are married with kids keep telling me “it’ll happen to you soon”
>mfw
>Date co worker
>She lies for months about having a kid
>Yells at me the day my dog died for not giving her attention
>Break up
>She starts dating a co worker
>Gets pregnant
>They make-up rumors and lies and get me fired
Women are the best!!
I dont have the motivation or care to date anyone let alone a coworker.
Not really. They may exist but they dont stay single.
>Cinemaphile and /misc/ has tricked you
you're right. It's totally not from any real world experience
It's a movie.
it's written by men so yeah it's a fantasy 🙂
They do but they date witty, quirky, cute guys
>They do but they date witty, quirky, cute guys
In reality women don't care how 'funny' you are and probably think it's weird. Same goes for 'cute' men. They don't appear sexually viable.
Wrong. Being funny leads to elevated social standing, and social proof is 10x more important than anything else to women. I've seen average-looking guys who maxed out their humor and charisma stats pull girls waaaayyyy out of their league
being handsome and tall means that everything you say comes out as funny and smart, while being ugly comes out as the other way around, that's just a fact
>inb4: i-incel
I've been told by women I'm handsome and I'm 6'3. Haven't even talked to a woman in two years
>Wrong. Being funny leads to elevated social standing
Maybe in high school or the show 'Friends'. Note that to women 'sense of humor' and 'being funny' are two different things.
No it's also true in many areas of life including leadership, management, sales and marketing, almost any kind of office job, and more
>'sense of humor' and 'being funny' are two different things.
yeah but not relevant to the point. Having a "sense of humor" means you're not some weirdo autist with a some kind of social disorder and "being funny" means you have the awareness to pick up on social cues and the confidence to play on them.
Though of course, it's not the sole factor. Self-deprecating beta humor might count as "being funny" but doesn't raise your attractiveness as much as being able to make a beta laugh with you despite being the butt of a joke.
>being funny" means you have the awareness to pick up on social cues and the confidence to play on them.
That's me in a nutshell. I meet women and get hit on but they're all single moms or on drugs
>That's me in a nutshell. I meet women and get hit on but they're all single moms and on drugs
Fixed. Me in a nutshell.
>t. autist
It's more about confidence than anything else. If you're ugly, but don't act or dress like it, you're not going to come off as ugly to a lot of women. It's why "dad bods" were hot a few years ago. It's why so many women creamed their pants over Lil peep.
>be ugly
>get treated like shit for just existing your whole life
>just be confident bro lmfao
if you can make a woman smile and laugh you can have sex with her. it is known (by me, a manlet)
What if you have no friends?
I'd file that under 'charm' rather than 'funny'. You can be funny without being charming (very toxic combo).
LOL if only this were true. Oh man I've been rejected so many times by women I've made laugh it's COMICAL. All that matters is LOOKS.
Anon they're laughing at you, not with you
You'll know if they are interested by eye contact. Laughing at a joke or two won't cut it
You forgot dick size and money too
>In reality women don't care how 'funny' you are
Explain how so many charismatic ugly frickers get game.
I've seen it with my own eyes, my Roomate was a fat twat, but he had Gusto and brought many women to his room at night.
Nah, they date confident, handsome, bad boys.
Oh really she didn't seem very interested in my sick ass mix tape in school.
The movie was written and directed by men. She's a reflection of what men want in women, not what women actually are
It's like romantic comedies on Hallmark where a wealthy ultra-handsome man falls head over heels for a 6/10 wants nothing more than to spend the rest of his life to her complain (sorry I mean "vent") and buying her stuff
>She's a reflection of what men want in women
OP basically described a bro with breasts
I thought she was gonna bang her teacher.
Because IRL nobody tends to notice the Olives when they're standing next to Rhiannons.
Anon knows the truth
Also I will watch this movie now
and then olives will eat themselves into a fat suit outta depression and it's gg, they're the fat quirky girls
Her ass is where it's at. Any shots?
All women are prostitutes.
They do, but they're just not attractive enough
wow no ass
she got ass later in her career.
I miss skinny white girl asses in media. They're kino.
They only exist in fictional media
what does her breath smell like?
Eggs and sick
Unironically talk to more women.
>Unironically talk to more women.
In year 2020? No can do boss.
This place is so sad. You guys have so much hatred and you refuse to improve yourselves and seek because you just blame others for your misery
>we're social creatures, therefore the actions inflicted upon you will have a significance in your development
>nooooooo, you can't blame others, literally everything is your fault
Iyou can't ask for improvement to an adult who is already broken
>It's your fault the media told women all men are rapists and evil and because a majority of actresses were fricking guys for roles #metoo happened which further demonized men to the point smiling at a woman is considered rape now which has made a vast vast vast majority to not even try anymore
Your advice is misplaced. This is not a one on one situation.
>improve yourselves
and this is the crux of the problem, "improve yourself" what a load of horse shit. Meanwhile the coke dealers and steroid abusers live like kings and you yourself would admit that "nice guys finish last"
The biggest mistake anyone can ever do is take a woman like you seriously and its why boys raised by single mothers are so fricked up, their whole existence built on disingenuous lies
This. Don't you think it's odd every single mom you meet their baby daddy is either in prison,in jail, just got out of jail or prison, a biker, gangbanger, abusive,on drugs ect.
There's nothing to improve. I am perfect.
Why would I improve myself just for someone else? I am improving myself for me nigguh, frick other people.
To be honest there's a risk of her having too much high energy and her personality becoming annoying after a while. She might leave you because you can't match her or she can tell you're annoyed of her. Be careful what you wish for.
They do but they go out with cute funny smart guys
>Use Hinge because buddy said he had the most luck with it
>Only get to swipe extremely fat girls
>Realize the app's algorithm already designated me as a lesser-than because my photos are terrible
It really is about looks and how cool your hobbies are. Incels confirmed this half-a-decade ago.
>Incels confirmed this half-a-decade ago.
And if there's anyone I'd want dating advice from it's those guys.
>Back in 2017
>Be depressed I can't find anyone
>Decide to try a dating app
>Get a few matches
>Go on date with this very down to earth normal girl
>Turns out she's a single mom
>Also has a horrific home life/family
>Her black stepdad beats her and her mom and her sister
>Her kid tells me about the time "pop pop ran out of pills and tried to stab grandma so we had to hide in the bathroom till the cops came"
>Her kid strangled a puppy on a play date because"it was fun"
>She ends up cheating on me, lying about it, and somehow blaming me for going to Mexico to frick her ex who used to beat her
Never again. Haven't even attempted to date a woman and I don't think I ever will. And the worst part I had women friends and family tell me to just keep giving her a chance....
>Last date was last summer
>Skinny blonde. No tattoos. Nice face.
>One of the first things she reveals was she went on a date the previous evening.
>Is already divorced at the age of 26.
>"My husband wanted me to be a traditional housewife and I didn't like that."
>Also said that her parents and sister don't talk to her anymore.
>Despite all of this, she says she's a devout Christian at heart.
>Co worker is a onions beard man child
>Funny dude but goofy
>Starts telling me and other co worker s how he's found the one
>Starts bragging how he's gonna get married and his girlfriend is pregnant and how he's a real man unlike us single guys
>Notice he constantly leaves work early now
>Come to find out his girlfriend is a crack head and he has to keep leaving work to go get her out of crackhouses
>He ends up having twin boys born premature and with multiple disabilities
>He braggingly posts them on Facebook and named them Bruce and clark for Batman and Superman
I wish reality wasn't so fricking depressing
>Despite all of this, she says she's a devout Christian at heart.
Watch what people do not what they say.
>friends and family say give her another chance
frick that. leave that prostitute in the past
>>Is already divorced at the age of 26.
>>"My husband wanted me to be a traditional housewife and I didn't like that."
>>Also said that her parents and sister don't talk to her anymore.
huge red flags
Christian
lol
>down to earth normal girl
>all this
You can't judge character for shit. She probably dressed conservatively and was shy and you bought it
My mistake was I was lonely, I saw the red flags but thought eh I'll give her a chance I'll do the good,right thing, maybe I can help her. And now I've learned.
>guys I've looked all over my basement and can't find any woman like this
>therefore they must not exist
It's all so tiresome
Even the most trad girls you've ever met these days are on Tinder as early as 16. That innocent woman you're looking for is a myth and we are entering the pornography and degeneracy age
Yawn. If you went to some high tier uni in a big city you'd meet many of them.
They used to. Feminism destroyed them.
They only date abusive guys because they believe they can change them from a beast to a Disney prince.
Look, I can joke about most of anything, but I will never put another struggling brother-in-arms down if the girl decides to goof on him.
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>That's me in a nutshell. I meet women and get hit on but they're all single moms and on drugs
Fixed.
>Decide on a whim to change height on Tinder from 6'2" to 6'3"
>Immediately get three extra right swipes
This must be what it feels like to lie on a resume and get a job interview.
Everything about women is a lie. You should just forget about them, you'll have a much more peaceful life.