Tall israelite in NYC. Not a Wall St turd. Works at a respectable institution as a specialist. Very rare combo. And for a israelite, his "nerdisms" and neuroses are extremely minor.
His problem was always that he had an unresolved thing for Rachel which wrecked his other relationships. He likely would have not only picked up a top tier hyper-connected wife, but gone off on important extended employment and advancement opportunities in other cities or countries because he wouldn't be thinking about not wanting to be away from Rachel's general area for too long.
To think of it, Schwimmer really did carry this show on his back once Perry was consumed by his drug habit.
Every stand-out mid-late Friends moment is a Ross scene
it's NY, there are countless beautiful women for miles in every direction. Reminder that Janice was treated like a 3/10 on the show but she'd easily be a 9.5/10 in any small rural American town
Internet wasn't yet that mainstream in 1994-2004 or at least there were no smartphones so people actually met each other and didn't just jerk off or take pictures of their butthole.
Because he is also jacked, rich and actually asks girls on dates.
Tall
Tall israelite in NYC. Not a Wall St turd. Works at a respectable institution as a specialist. Very rare combo. And for a israelite, his "nerdisms" and neuroses are extremely minor.
His problem was always that he had an unresolved thing for Rachel which wrecked his other relationships. He likely would have not only picked up a top tier hyper-connected wife, but gone off on important extended employment and advancement opportunities in other cities or countries because he wouldn't be thinking about not wanting to be away from Rachel's general area for too long.
He tries.
You don't.
>israeli fantasy
>rich
>intelligent
>good looking
>poor guy betrayed by c**t wife
he's everything women want
>>poor guy betrayed by c**t wife
jealous, neurotic and insecure, every woman's dream
>"lol frickin nerds", he wrote on the internet
He looks good unlike most nerds.
t. nerd
How come A 6 ft tall clean cut extrovert professor living by himself in Greenwich gets dates every week? God, who knows
Is there a single moment on Friends funnier than Ross doing his 'watching TV' bit
All of Ross' bits are funny. He carries the show from the middle to the end
That final unami scene. Joeyys turkey dinner antics
>Unagi
>PIVOT
>The One Where No One's Ready
To think of it, Schwimmer really did carry this show on his back once Perry was consumed by his drug habit.
Every stand-out mid-late Friends moment is a Ross scene
Fat Monica is better in my opinion.
The best part of Friends is jennys hard nips
it's NY, there are countless beautiful women for miles in every direction. Reminder that Janice was treated like a 3/10 on the show but she'd easily be a 9.5/10 in any small rural American town
>Chandler only goes for israeli woman
What's dating a israeli woman like for a non-Jew?
Janice's nasal voice moaning on your dick
Women wont moan for me but thanks for the fantasy.
>but she'd easily be a 9.5/10 in any small rural American town
moronation
Ross was a made man
Was Ross or his cousin in the wrong here?
Sweet Home Alabama
His hot cousin for being hot.
One of the best bits.
FRIENDS is funny and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.
You mean ROSS is the best character nd I'm tired of pretending its chandler
He was a doctor and in better shape than Joey
The same way Monica was hotter than Rachel but they just covered her up all the time
>doctor
Paleontology is a mickey mouse degree sorry
Doesn't matter, he's a doctor and status is all women care about
>heh, in a doctor you know
>oh really *flutters* what in baby?
>dinosaurs
>*dries* are you 12?
It's all about academic research, hate the game not the player! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zdkXGIZy8Ew
Not "I wanna bone you". What was he thinking?
Not "Fancy rimming my sherd?". What was he thinking?
>tall, funny guy with a full head of hair
>university professor
truly a mystery
>tall
>full head of hair
Now just layer on top:
>fit
>washes
>dresses well
>is educated
Dude was made to slay pussy
>serial killer ross
>punished ross
THREE WHOLE MONTHS?
lmao 3 months, imagine being such a loser
>I DID MY TIME
>Finds people to have sex with on the street
Red Ross the Ripper
Believe it or not we used to be more social in person
Wow that's pathetic!
>you used to be able to just walk down the street and get a date
Society.
>why aren't sitcoms more realistic and depict them doing nothing
Are there any animals in the kingdom that go longer than 3 months without sex? Asking for a friend
A lot of animals only have sex during a brief annual mating period.
okay. But how much sex in that period and you say annually? Are there any that go longer?
Periodical cicadas breed on a 13 or 17 year cycle.
oh okay haha, are there any that might go say 26 years
No. I don't think there's a single organism alive that could go 26 years without sexual intercourse. I mean, the sheer timescale alone? Inconceivable.
Dude is 6ft1 and good looking, what do you expect?
He's also a doctor and rich
he has a friend group he hangs out with constantly so he's well socialized and the male/female ratio is perfectly balanced so he's trustworthy
daily reminder Ross is a pedophile for dating one of his teen students
>SHE WAS 18 THE SICK FRICK!
he was like 32 and she was 18, that's like a 18yo dating a 2yo
She was legal and even her father ended up approving after some hi-jinks.
The Willis episodes were pretty entertaining.
>woman wants man to open up and be emotional
>dumps him after he does
I know it's cranked up to 11 for the humour but still...
Pretty realistic
>long nosed creaure tries to suade gentile boy from his traditions
Internet wasn't yet that mainstream in 1994-2004 or at least there were no smartphones so people actually met each other and didn't just jerk off or take pictures of their butthole.
What the frick was their problem?
Because he will salmon skin roll himself if he doesn't
>and what would you have done if I WERE a rapist?
>unagi