How come the brits are so much better at capeshit than Americans? Or I suppose it would be tuxedoshit.
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How come the brits are so much better at capeshit than Americans? Or I suppose it would be tuxedoshit.
this flick is shit tho
I'm so sorry you have shit taste. I bet you also love sucking wieners you disgusting gay.
Can you really survive getting shot in the eye from like 5 feet away?
yes but youll be moronic without the magic brain healing pad
The King's Man was such a misstep, the series is supposed to be fun.
>Bring back Colin Firth
>Kill off everyone else
Were they trying to destroy the franchise or something?
Vaughn is a moron. Merlin survived and they filmed the wedding with him there but he didn't put it in the film.
I was honestly more pissed off about how they killed off Lancelot. I don't know if they were trying to just make that a thing that happens in every movie, or what, but it was dumb. She was a cool character.
I have no idea who thought it was a good idea to create this cool agency, with rituals and history and tons of cool gadgets... and then completely erase the whole organisation. In two fricking movies in a row. Are these morons afraid of money or what?
They rebuild Kingsman in the next movie and work with Statesmen.
How can they rebuild something when there's literally no one left except the chav and the chick? it's just dumb imo, wasn't it enough with the purge in the first movie
They only killed agents, not staff, hence why Merlin wasn't targeted. There's also the fact that Eggsy survived by just not being at home, and Lancelot had prior warning so could have survived, and the excuse that "with Kingsmen being hunted we kept a low profile" to explain why they didn't show themselves, etc.
When you say the chick, who are you talking about? The princess, or Champagne? Or do you think they'll revive Lancelot because why the frick not?
of course they'll revive her, can't kill a boss babe in current year
i loved the first one. second one is a strange mix of cringe and kino
british stuff feels claustrophobic
Charlie had a robot arm like some type of anime, but that shit was cool. With action movies they have to take liberties with plausibility though, so no they did not have super powers.
>Arthur goes full Apples and Pears wienerney with his dying breath
That was a nice touch.
This and Fallout made me hate Country Roads.
Fallout and https://youtu.be/3rKojw-hgcA this made me love country roads
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kingsman 2 was so dogshit and derailed the franchise so hard they had to do a prequel cuz they 1. brought a guy back from the dead and 2. killed off every other supporting character
ridiculous amount of the movies runtime is dedicated to elton john mugging for the camera, half expected it to pause and say LOOK KIDS ITS ELTON JOHN like jay and silent bob strike back did for mark hamill
And then the prequel fricks the lore even more by making Kingsman not an organization built by a group of ultra-rich men who no longer have heirs due to them dying in war, but 1 guy who lost his son, a few of his friends, his maid and his butler, and the American can come too I guess
Don't forget the part where the guy who started Kingsmen tried to get Rasputin to rape his son. That part was super necessary for the story bro.
Those n_ggers are wearing sports jackets/blazers.
Not every suit jacket is a tuxedo, you plebian.
>Merlin shows up
>steps on a mine
>sings
>dies
?!?
Egerton said he wants to discuss the sequel with Vaughn before he starts writing it. Probably realised the dude would frick the whole shit up if left to his own devices.
>Would frick the whole shit up
Bit late for that.
>Here's a fun American group like the Kingsman
>Let's sideline one guy for the whole movie, and make the other the villain
This whole movie was a wasted opportunity.
This is one of the worst sequels ever. first movie was unironically great but The Golden Circle was so shit. It was like they didn't understand anything about what made the first movie good.