How comes nobody here is excited for this show?

How comes nobody here is excited for this show?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aside taking the typical liberties with the lore to make a diverse and inclusive show, it just looks like shit. locations look fake, costumes look overdesigned, nothing looks lived in or authentic. and the action scenes reminded me of the hobbit with their stylized slow motion and other bullshit, instead of the more grounded action of fellowship of the ring for example.

    it just looks bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly cast and costumes, ugly Elves
      Everything I have seen now makes it look like an unsightly visual medium, generic garbage that does no justice to the IP. There's a lot of shit around the 2000's that was developed around the Lord of the Rings without borrowing designs from PJ's films and they were good, even if a lot of them were niche indie projects: This series has no creativity at all from what we've seen so far.

      >costumes look overdesigned
      Fricking where
      The costumes weren't designed at all
      >Generic Byzantine armors except they look like garbage because of shitty color choices
      >The Elves are wearing generic 14th century gothic shit
      >Main character is in plain scale mail with a print shirt
      Garbage, garbage, garbage, I don't understand how they've completely missed both utility and aesthetics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >locations look fake, costumes look overdesigned, nothing looks lived in or authentic. and the action scenes reminded me of the hobbit with their stylized slow motion and other bullshit, instead of the more grounded action of fellowship of the ring for example.
      Yeah the quality looks terrible. I just watched tremors 7. The trailers for rings makes tremors 7 look like a summer block buster budget wise

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would you commit to a one-track career as an actor if it netted you a comfortable $6 million? Not sure if this includes convention gigs but let's say it didn't, so you could probably pay your bills by doing a few decent conventions a year.

        I would. If it afforded me the ability to frick around doing whatever I want for whatever part of the year I'm not working.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Already the fifth most popular TV show on the planet without a single episode to watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By September this board will be swarming with shills!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Give them a thread, for pity's sake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am

      This whole thing is going to be hilarious to witness because this show will undoubtedly be more true to Tolkien than the movies ever were
      For starters when you hear the cast speak they actually know how to pronounce the names of characters and places correctly. In the movie they were constantly butchered because PJ didn't care to get it right. Additionally the Tolkien Estate personally appointed the elvish translator for the show due to how badly the movies fricked up those parts

      But because staying truer to Tolkien means it will be very different to Jackson the cloakshitters won't accept it because to them Jackson is the creator of LOTR and Tolkien is almost irrelevant.

      I'm excited, it looks good and the cast/crew seem to genuinely care. Also full of Shakespearean theatre actors and minimal Americans, that's a good start
      .

      >excited
      Ashamed to admit it, but I am. I just like pg-13 fantasy stories. GoT was too mature for me.

      What about the constant discussion of the show makes you say that no one is excited?

      Hello fellow anonymous posters on Cinemaphile.org. I too, a regular user of Cinemaphile am excited to see Amazon's The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power™. It will be what we call kino and based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Amazon show highly ranked on website owned by Amazon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        merely a coincidence

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Black folk. I'm not racist, I just don't like them.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A new fantasy series comes out every other week. Released a BLACKED RAW edition isn't a novel twist on it. Plus they're shitting on Tolkien's legacy.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >random ass sword in the library

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This whole thing is going to be hilarious to witness because this show will undoubtedly be more true to Tolkien than the movies ever were
    For starters when you hear the cast speak they actually know how to pronounce the names of characters and places correctly. In the movie they were constantly butchered because PJ didn't care to get it right. Additionally the Tolkien Estate personally appointed the elvish translator for the show due to how badly the movies fricked up those parts

    But because staying truer to Tolkien means it will be very different to Jackson the cloakshitters won't accept it because to them Jackson is the creator of LOTR and Tolkien is almost irrelevant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, there are Black folk where there shouldn't be. kys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tolkien is almost irrelevant
      Writers of this show have the same opinion; fanfic.net level storytelling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They literally fired the original director or whatever who was trying to be accurate, probably because of blacks.
      Multicultural hobbits will never not be funny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A literal Numibian with ginger hair and a shite Irish accent.

        Fricking kek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This whole thing is going to be hilarious to witness because this show will undoubtedly be more true to Tolkien than the movies ever were
      I should be pilloried, covered in shit, and decapitated for obvious bait but I have to wonder if there's some small amount of ledditors around there that actually believe this tripe

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited, it looks good and the cast/crew seem to genuinely care. Also full of Shakespearean theatre actors and minimal Americans, that's a good start
    .

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >excited
    Ashamed to admit it, but I am. I just like pg-13 fantasy stories. GoT was too mature for me.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Safe and effective.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about the constant discussion of the show makes you say that no one is excited?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The discussion is about how shit or divisive it is. No one is talking about anything else.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like huge cope

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the leaks are true there's going to be at least 3 different racial storylines with black people. That's too many even for me. The armors have been hit or miss mostly miss with the promotional images that look a lot worse than the trailers we've seen. Amazon fricked up by pushing the black characters front and center early in the advertising which caused a /misc/tard shitshow. Bad casting with the other actors as well extremely hard and ugly facial features on characters that would be beautiful and have long hair and they gave them short zoomer pompadours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >at least 3 different racial storylines
      And new game of thrones show is gonna focus on gender discrimination storylines

      May as well not bother with either and just stick to the books

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh even the Jacksongay subreddit liked the new trailer and they have been the hardest people to please with this
    Most non chud book fans are excited for this show too, there is just the usual Tolkien fanbase autism that results in every little detail bring scrutinised

    Practically every single normie with a prime account will watch it too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh subreddit
      Every fricking thread. Just go back there already.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the subreddits that bans any and all dissent liked it? Color me SHOCKED.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imposter

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited for it but obviously I'm not going to try and actually discuss it here. It's impossible to have a rational discussion about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Favorite Black character so far?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am curious enough to watch it. I know nearly nothing about the 2nd Age so it will be cool to see how everything ties into the forging of the rings. Even with all the trailers it isn't clear to me what the show will be about so I'm in it for the mystery. Don't care about the casting as long as the writing is good and sincere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, everything you watch is non-canon because Amazon doesn't own the writes to tell that story, so they are making some shit up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Heard this dude named Tolkien had some good and sincere writing that explored the 2nd Age that you could read but yeah these novice Star Trek writers will probably explain it better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tolkien wasn't a good writer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah like I said Star Trek Beyond's writers will do a better job.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            OK? Star Trek Beyond had the best writing out of the three films.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the least smelly shit
              This isn't a win, anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I'm surprised these writers went years without landing another job after that masterwork. They are geniuses as shown by the trailer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >novice Star Trek writers
        these guys seemed to come out of nowhere, they weren't even credited by that star trek movie and it's all they have. isn't this incredibly strange?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tolkien wasn't a good writer.

      OK? Star Trek Beyond had the best writing out of the three films.

      good morning, pajeet, sir!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >y'all aint passin, ya hurr? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The rings of israelites is hated on Cinemaphile

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's fanfic!!!
    How accurate is this criticism? Literally the entirety of the Helm's Deep fight was fanfic in TTT film if we're using the logic that anything Tolkien didn't write is fanfic. Helm's Deep was resolved so quickly in the book.

    Did Tolkien dramatise any of the Second Age stories? Did he put an actual narrative to the characters and events of the Second Age or is it just events in the mythology?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did Peter Jackson invent his own OC named characters in the movies like this show is chock full of?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you arguing with blatant shills?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Sharku

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wtf i'm an #amazonpedo now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Characters_created_for_Peter_Jackson%27s_trilogy

          >All items (62)

          How many of these had their own plotlines and hours of screentime?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >some random orc who says a couple of lines and dies
          Wow really showed those chuds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Characters_created_for_Peter_Jackson%27s_trilogy

        >All items (62)

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Anti-European cultural appropriation.

    Frick that shit. Anyone who supports this cancer is an unironic homosexual cuck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's British, not European, frick off Fritz.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You were all Gailic tribes who came from the mainland until the Romans conquerer Britannia.

        After they abandoned the Island in the Empires decline you were invaded and controlled by Anglo Saxons and subsequently from the Normans. All of which originate from the likes of Germany and Scandinavia. We are a lot closer than you think brother.

        Take some pride in the history and heritage of your people, at least enough to divert the white hating israelites behind this subversive material.

        They are trying to replace us in our own cultural material.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's very clear that the main intent behind the show is to promote a certain message. Their main intent is not to make a good show, that is only secondary.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morf

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