Fan fiction. Removing the gods from the illiad was dumb but showing Achilles' apparent invulnerability to be a matter of his unmatchable skill rather than some dumb cheat was the best thing this movie did.
That just made it into an average action flick though. His physical near-invulnerability juxtaposed to the tragedies he repeatedly faces that show he is still powerless against fate is what makes the story poetic and beautiful.
In the Iliad Achilles WAS invulnerable just in sheer skill anon. The heel and Styx thing wasn't until Ovid and the Romans, because Ovid couldn't understand how somebody could be just that awesome and decided they needed to have some magic benefit to make them good.
is that how you seduce your muscle boys? >Hey Mr Muscle Man, lol can you touch ur back? >No? Ok i will help you big boy >spurts out some mostouiser while the theme from Ghost plays and you make pottery together
hot af you gay homosexual
>how did the legendary warrior who is still remembered thousands of years later for his fighting exploits beat his opponent?
I swear it has to be AI making these threads, but Cinemaphile is the shitposting board anyway
is this achievable natty? I already have a nice beard and a good head shape so I wouldn't look weird if I shaved my head.
how many months of lifting is required to realistically reach this form?
dexgays keep winning
Because Nathan Jones is Australian. If they're too big of pussies to beat emus, how is he going to beat Brad Pitt at his physical apex?
Outskilled him.
pretty slick move. not even that unrealistic theres no bones in the way. easily countered by a hauberk but noooooooo
why did he drop his shield?
Because there was a 6ft long piece of wood stuck in it and it would have been more of a liability than it was worth to keep it.
have you never heard of a shield drive before?
The heavy sticks made it too heavy for the dexgay. Dexgay wins tho, as is the norm in 1v1s with weapons and no armor.
Achilles is wearing armor thoughever
Why didn't he wear armor
Big moron roiders can't fight
Pitt too much of a Chad too
big dude was just a dude, achilles was invulnerable and blessed except for one tiny spot in his body
Fan fiction. Removing the gods from the illiad was dumb but showing Achilles' apparent invulnerability to be a matter of his unmatchable skill rather than some dumb cheat was the best thing this movie did.
That just made it into an average action flick though. His physical near-invulnerability juxtaposed to the tragedies he repeatedly faces that show he is still powerless against fate is what makes the story poetic and beautiful.
Dumb cuck. Read Homer before you start talking shit.
The Achilles heel myth is NOT canon. There is no mention of it in Homer or any other extant Greek work. It is Roman fan fiction.
In the Iliad Achilles WAS invulnerable just in sheer skill anon. The heel and Styx thing wasn't until Ovid and the Romans, because Ovid couldn't understand how somebody could be just that awesome and decided they needed to have some magic benefit to make them good.
By being a demigod.
>str build
>ranged weapon
>less armor than agi
lmao. I stopped watching then and there.
A twink with a knife can kill anyone.
Achilles has some absurdly moronic stats. 99% crit chance on all targets.
too much muscle will unironically impede your movement
proof: ask a strongman or bodybuilder to touch their back
How is that a useful skill in a fight?
so a twink cant jump around you and drive a sword vertically into your body
is that how you seduce your muscle boys?
>Hey Mr Muscle Man, lol can you touch ur back?
>No? Ok i will help you big boy
>spurts out some mostouiser while the theme from Ghost plays and you make pottery together
hot af you gay homosexual
>how did the legendary warrior who is still remembered thousands of years later for his fighting exploits beat his opponent?
I swear it has to be AI making these threads, but Cinemaphile is the shitposting board anyway
is this achievable natty? I already have a nice beard and a good head shape so I wouldn't look weird if I shaved my head.
how many months of lifting is required to realistically reach this form?
Absolutely not. A lot of roids.
Pitt's bod is though. Just need a very strict diet and some training.
Do you actually believe Brad didn't cycle for Troy
Oh nah mate, he 100% did, but his body is achievable natty. Just takes a lot longer
5 years on all the juice you can take + being over 2 meters tall and you can look like this
>puts all his attribute points in str and end
>doesn't wear heavy armor
what a fricking idiot.
Skill, technique, dexterity, flexibility, cardio. Being roided doesnt make you athletic
>ottermode
???
read
read what
didnt keep his shield high enough
+outskilled
Well ottermode was half god so he had that going for him.
They werent fighting unarmed
any other asinine theories?
did you miss the 12 inch blade that went straight down his neck?
because he wasn't an otter he was a lion