how did an ottermode twink beat this?

how did an ottermode twink beat this?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dexgays keep winning

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Nathan Jones is Australian. If they're too big of pussies to beat emus, how is he going to beat Brad Pitt at his physical apex?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outskilled him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty slick move. not even that unrealistic theres no bones in the way. easily countered by a hauberk but noooooooo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did he drop his shield?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because there was a 6ft long piece of wood stuck in it and it would have been more of a liability than it was worth to keep it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The heavy sticks made it too heavy for the dexgay. Dexgay wins tho, as is the norm in 1v1s with weapons and no armor.

          have you never heard of a shield drive before?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The heavy sticks made it too heavy for the dexgay. Dexgay wins tho, as is the norm in 1v1s with weapons and no armor.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Achilles is wearing armor thoughever

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't he wear armor

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big moron roiders can't fight
    Pitt too much of a Chad too

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    big dude was just a dude, achilles was invulnerable and blessed except for one tiny spot in his body

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fan fiction. Removing the gods from the illiad was dumb but showing Achilles' apparent invulnerability to be a matter of his unmatchable skill rather than some dumb cheat was the best thing this movie did.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That just made it into an average action flick though. His physical near-invulnerability juxtaposed to the tragedies he repeatedly faces that show he is still powerless against fate is what makes the story poetic and beautiful.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dumb cuck. Read Homer before you start talking shit.

          The Achilles heel myth is NOT canon. There is no mention of it in Homer or any other extant Greek work. It is Roman fan fiction.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the Iliad Achilles WAS invulnerable just in sheer skill anon. The heel and Styx thing wasn't until Ovid and the Romans, because Ovid couldn't understand how somebody could be just that awesome and decided they needed to have some magic benefit to make them good.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being a demigod.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >str build
    >ranged weapon
    >less armor than agi
    lmao. I stopped watching then and there.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A twink with a knife can kill anyone.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Achilles has some absurdly moronic stats. 99% crit chance on all targets.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    too much muscle will unironically impede your movement
    proof: ask a strongman or bodybuilder to touch their back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is that a useful skill in a fight?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so a twink cant jump around you and drive a sword vertically into your body

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that how you seduce your muscle boys?
      >Hey Mr Muscle Man, lol can you touch ur back?
      >No? Ok i will help you big boy
      >spurts out some mostouiser while the theme from Ghost plays and you make pottery together
      hot af you gay homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        too much muscle will unironically impede your movement
        proof: ask a strongman or bodybuilder to touch their back

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how did the legendary warrior who is still remembered thousands of years later for his fighting exploits beat his opponent?
    I swear it has to be AI making these threads, but Cinemaphile is the shitposting board anyway

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this achievable natty? I already have a nice beard and a good head shape so I wouldn't look weird if I shaved my head.
    how many months of lifting is required to realistically reach this form?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not. A lot of roids.
      Pitt's bod is though. Just need a very strict diet and some training.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you actually believe Brad didn't cycle for Troy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh nah mate, he 100% did, but his body is achievable natty. Just takes a lot longer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 years on all the juice you can take + being over 2 meters tall and you can look like this

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >puts all his attribute points in str and end
    >doesn't wear heavy armor
    what a fricking idiot.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill, technique, dexterity, flexibility, cardio. Being roided doesnt make you athletic

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ottermode
    ???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      read

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        read what

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt keep his shield high enough
    +outskilled

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well ottermode was half god so he had that going for him.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They werent fighting unarmed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      any other asinine theories?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you miss the 12 inch blade that went straight down his neck?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he wasn't an otter he was a lion

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