how did an out of work stuntman who ate powered cheese get this build?
how did an out of work stuntman who ate powered cheese get this build?
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He ate his wife.
It was the 70s and he probably didn’t eat that much. Also tarantino movies are always vapid masturbatory fantasies, don’t read too much into it.
Read the books, Cliff is a serious killer. Dude led an escape attempt from the Japanese, became a war hero in Sicily, killed mobsters and got away with it, killed his friend because his friend wanted to let that dog Cliff was seen owning die because the dog was so good he was a high risk to bet against.
Honestly Hollywood goes against that trope, it's a feel good hangout movie
We're all aware cliff is a cool and tough guy. This thread is about him maintaining his fitness and physique despite his current lifestyle.
>book
worth reading? Got it and started reading but pretty boring so far
not that anon, but I only just remembered I've read the book just now, pretty meh tbh, feels like you're reeding the directors cut or something.
The rumor is that The Movie Critic isn't his final film, it's a heightened mini series on Pauline Kael, and he has written a solo movie with Cliff, who takes a trip to Best Ally and gets involved in a proto globo terrorist spy op. Apparently has a part for his wife near the end.
>Read the books, Cliff is a serious killer. Dude led an escape attempt from the Japanese, became a war hero in Sicily, killed mobsters and got away with it, killed his friend because his friend wanted to let that dog Cliff was seen owning die because the dog was so good he was a high risk to bet against.
Imagine reading and believing propaganda a Ghost-writer though out in the toilet. Lmao.
>didn’t eat that much
>he ate food infrequently
You retards know Brad Pitt is known for eating on screen in pretty much every movie he's in, right?
No one gives a fuck about your reddit facts, cock sucker.
>masturbatory fantasies,
Powered cheese? Powered with what exactly?
White power. 1488 HEIL DAIRY.
Ive said too much
The tears of Asian “men”.
More like tears of American built cars. Fucking paper mache.
Cellulose
Because Mac n cheez, canned chili, milk, and Mexican food was all he ever ate. And he ate food infrequently. He smoked and got most of his calories from alchohol... Like a Chad.
That was literally one meal
Exactly! How did he get this build, No, How did he event survive to be that old when he only ate one meal?!
his cupboard only had shit in it
If you move more than you eat, no matter how flawed your diet is, your body will not be able to store far.
CICO works for weight loss.
you'll be skinny, not muscular.
And he's skinny
He's not skinny. He's muscular.
mogs me at 27 fr fr
He has a fair bit of muscle on him and not much fat , especially for someone in their late 50s. It's nothing close to the average body type for a man in the 60s.
>It's nothing close to the average body type for a man in the 60s.
Read my post again
You think people the people pre industrial times were getting enough protein for that body?
You could maintain that body on bread only.
kek yeah, wonder why no one has tried that yet
What? There are many bodybuilders who eat lowish protein diets. I don't think it's optimal but you don't need much to maintain Pits physique.
lowish is one thing, but you won't survive on bread alone for too long without health issuss
Maybe but not because of the protein. 100g bread = 9g protein.
They have. And succeeded. You being uninformed doesn't mean the things that you're uninformed about didn't happen.
>not getting your necessary nutrients off the sun alone
do /misc/cels really?
He was literally climbing onto roof tops through parkour tricks rather than using a ladder.
That's my point. He's incredibly agile and in shape especially for a man how his age but he doesn't have the diet or lifestyle that would be required for that
He's literally a stuntman. Even if he stopped doing that regularly, a lifetime of having done so would be plenty to coast on til your body broke down from old age, as long as you didn't become a massive glutton.
Yes?
they were active everyday
Yeah? So they would have been skinny fags, not built up like cliff is in this movie.
he's shown eating dinner with Rick 3 times
Pre industrial people were skinny. The movie does nothing to explain why cliff is a bulked up very agile and fit late 50s guy. He does nothing to maintain or explain why he's in such great shape.
pretty sure the film takes place after industrial revolution, and in a time when test levels were 4 times higher than today
And? No one else is in anywhere near as good shape as him.
Yes you fucking moron
Pic related is literally one of the first photos of an Australian aboriginal ever taken.
There's other photos of tribes people being cut as fuck.
A nomadic caveman is a long way from a European peasant.
That guy is like 4'10. World of difference for a tall guy like Pitt
holy fucking shit dude
me and the wife when my team loses and I lost the rent money on a bet
kek based
do roasties really?
i guess im being hypocritical but at least man just straight up say "dang this chick is hot i want her to overpower and fuck me"
>haha noo Brad Pitt don't smash my head in, that would be terrible haha
I put a laugh track on this scene and it got me banned from twitter kek
This shit had me bawling in the theatre
This is a feel-good movie according to /misc/.
Aint a better feeling in the world than doming dirty stinky hippie bastards
Tarantation is a fucking hack
This seems like something somebody would make if they were determined to see the extent the sycophants and philistines would accept it just because liking the creator is a popular opinion.
Do you know the context or are you just a stupid moron?
>context
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CHARLES MANSON KILLED CELEBRITARDS AND A COFFEE HEIRESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MUH SUMMER OF LOVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! REVENGE PICTURE REVENGE PICTURE!!!!!
He was tripping and then three people showed up to kill him and one stabbed him. His reaction was justified. You're just crying because it's a stupid bitch getting her face smashed in
Why do retards always describe the plot of the movie even after someone went into more depth? Have sex incel.
I'm not the gay acting like it was just the director seeing what he could get away with, when it was a perfectly reasonable reaction given the circumstances. Slit your throat, chud.
Because they're replying to a comment?
I get bashing her head to mush because she was a murderous intruder, and worse, a w*man, but why destroy your own shit while doing it? Just rail her face off that giant mantle slab and preserve your possessions.
He was tripping out and it wasn't even his house.
I’m usually not a fan of Tarantinos revenge fantasies, but I loved the ending of this one. Those edgy hippie retards deserved this irl.
it's even better when you know the character was probably a lesbian
Once he landed the gig he bought himself a hot cheese.
the entire final act was silly
I think tarantula reached his peak camp with this film finally
meant for
>doesn't know about the powered cheese gainz
>NGMI
He probably ate fast food once a month, he was very active
He was in great shape but he spend most of his time driving around and doing odd jobs. You don't get fit falling off things.
dog food anon
pure lean protein
Brad Pitt has been doing steroids his whole career
The character makes a lot more sense once you realize Taranqueenio was trying to "honor" Robert Blake.
Some people are just built that way. I know a guy who is an animal
>34 years old
>works 6 days a week in a warehouse
>parties 3 times a week
>and by parties I mean parties hard, he typically drinks a bottle per night out
>sleeps maybe 4 or 5 hours per day
>his diet is shit, all he eats are take outs and processed foods
He does that and he looks like a typical guy. Also annoyingly, he always wears truckers hats even though he has a full head of thick hair.
A friend of mine does this but is also chiseled with abs and all. He eats chips and sweets and processed carbs, but stays lean.
Those types of scrawny guys that live like that have heart attacks at 50
He is not scrawny, think of mike tyson today, that's his build.
Also it's fucked up thing about heart attacks, I am warning him about that all the time but he doesn't care. Some people like killing themselves slowly.
At least half of men under 30 have guts and don't exercise at all. The others are mostly 'skinny fat'. Ages 40 to 60, it's even worse. Working out a few days a week and controlling his diet puts a man in the top 10%, physically.
>I didnt go to Podiatry School....I went to feet
people worked out in the 70's retards
We never saw or heard anything about cliff working out.
he has a bench press outside his trailer. how he has time though since he spends 14 hours a day out
We also never saw him take a shit.
>shit
Your post will suffice
https://physicalstrategies.medium.com/hard-times-how-to-become-charles-bronson-90a68645693b
>how to become charles bronson
if it isnt "step 1 - be short" im not reading
it's really not that hard to figure out how many calories you need to lose weight and then do a little cardio and weight lifting. it's actually fucking insane how easy it is. i was fat for a long time until i did a 2000 calorie plan for 2 years and now i'm ripped. brad isn't doing anything special it's just that most people have no fucking clue what they're doing and don't care to even bother thinking about how much they're eating or what they're eating
He's not working anything out his personal trainer, dietitian and chef get him in whatever shape he needs to be in. Don't you remember when that bodyguard revealed how completely ignorant of the real world and helpless he and Jolie were.
no i don't keep up with celebrity gossip
Muscle memory
>owns a shitbull
cringe
riding a bike
>powered cheese
tell me more
Mexican nachos sprinkled with cocaine
>people who haven't worked a single day of manual labor in their lives can't seem to understand how some people who don't count protein grams and calories get muscle just by living a normal life