how did an out of work stuntman who ate powered cheese get this build?

how did an out of work stuntman who ate powered cheese get this build?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He ate his wife.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was the 70s and he probably didn’t eat that much. Also tarantino movies are always vapid masturbatory fantasies, don’t read too much into it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Read the books, Cliff is a serious killer. Dude led an escape attempt from the Japanese, became a war hero in Sicily, killed mobsters and got away with it, killed his friend because his friend wanted to let that dog Cliff was seen owning die because the dog was so good he was a high risk to bet against.

      Honestly Hollywood goes against that trope, it's a feel good hangout movie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We're all aware cliff is a cool and tough guy. This thread is about him maintaining his fitness and physique despite his current lifestyle.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >book
        worth reading? Got it and started reading but pretty boring so far

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not that anon, but I only just remembered I've read the book just now, pretty meh tbh, feels like you're reeding the directors cut or something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The rumor is that The Movie Critic isn't his final film, it's a heightened mini series on Pauline Kael, and he has written a solo movie with Cliff, who takes a trip to Best Ally and gets involved in a proto globo terrorist spy op. Apparently has a part for his wife near the end.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Read the books, Cliff is a serious killer. Dude led an escape attempt from the Japanese, became a war hero in Sicily, killed mobsters and got away with it, killed his friend because his friend wanted to let that dog Cliff was seen owning die because the dog was so good he was a high risk to bet against.

        Imagine reading and believing propaganda a Ghost-writer though out in the toilet. Lmao.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >didn’t eat that much

      Because Mac n cheez, canned chili, milk, and Mexican food was all he ever ate. And he ate food infrequently. He smoked and got most of his calories from alchohol... Like a Chad.

      >he ate food infrequently

      You morons know Brad Pitt is known for eating on screen in pretty much every movie he's in, right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No one gives a frick about your reddit facts, wiener sucker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >masturbatory fantasies,

      The tears of Asian “men”.

      holy fricking shit dude

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Powered cheese? Powered with what exactly?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      White power. 1488 HEIL DAIRY.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ive said too much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The tears of Asian “men”.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More like tears of American built cars. Fricking paper mache.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cellulose

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because Mac n cheez, canned chili, milk, and Mexican food was all he ever ate. And he ate food infrequently. He smoked and got most of his calories from alchohol... Like a Chad.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That was literally one meal

    • 1 year ago
      sage

      Exactly! How did he get this build, No, How did he event survive to be that old when he only ate one meal?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      his cupboard only had shit in it

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you move more than you eat, no matter how flawed your diet is, your body will not be able to store far.
    CICO works for weight loss.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you'll be skinny, not muscular.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And he's skinny

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's not skinny. He's muscular.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mogs me at 27 fr fr

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He has a fair bit of muscle on him and not much fat , especially for someone in their late 50s. It's nothing close to the average body type for a man in the 60s.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It's nothing close to the average body type for a man in the 60s.
      Read my post again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You think people the people pre industrial times were getting enough protein for that body?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You could maintain that body on bread only.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            kek yeah, wonder why no one has tried that yet

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What? There are many bodybuilders who eat lowish protein diets. I don't think it's optimal but you don't need much to maintain Pits physique.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lowish is one thing, but you won't survive on bread alone for too long without health issuss

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe but not because of the protein. 100g bread = 9g protein.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They have. And succeeded. You being uninformed doesn't mean the things that you're uninformed about didn't happen.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >not getting your necessary nutrients off the sun alone
            do Cinemaphilecels really?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He was literally climbing onto roof tops through parkour tricks rather than using a ladder.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's my point. He's incredibly agile and in shape especially for a man how his age but he doesn't have the diet or lifestyle that would be required for that

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He's literally a stuntman. Even if he stopped doing that regularly, a lifetime of having done so would be plenty to coast on til your body broke down from old age, as long as you didn't become a massive glutton.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they were active everyday

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah? So they would have been skinny gays, not built up like cliff is in this movie.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              he's shown eating dinner with Rick 3 times

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pre industrial people were skinny. The movie does nothing to explain why cliff is a bulked up very agile and fit late 50s guy. He does nothing to maintain or explain why he's in such great shape.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                pretty sure the film takes place after industrial revolution, and in a time when test levels were 4 times higher than today

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And? No one else is in anywhere near as good shape as him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you fricking moron

          Pic related is literally one of the first photos of an Australian aboriginal ever taken.

          There's other photos of tribes people being cut as frick.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            A nomadic caveman is a long way from a European peasant.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That guy is like 4'10. World of difference for a tall guy like Pitt

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy fricking shit dude

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me and the wife when my team loses and I lost the rent money on a bet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kek based

        >haha noo Brad Pitt don't smash my head in, that would be terrible haha

        do roasties really?
        i guess im being hypocritical but at least man just straight up say "dang this chick is hot i want her to overpower and frick me"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >haha noo Brad Pitt don't smash my head in, that would be terrible haha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I put a laugh track on this scene and it got me banned from twitter kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This shit had me bawling in the theatre

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is a feel-good movie according to Cinemaphile.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Aint a better feeling in the world than doming dirty stinky hippie bastards

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tarantation is a fricking hack
      This seems like something somebody would make if they were determined to see the extent the sycophants and philistines would accept it just because liking the creator is a popular opinion.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know the context or are you just a stupid Black person?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >context
          REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CHARLES MANSON KILLED CELEBRITARDS AND A COFFEE HEIRESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MUH SUMMER OF LOVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! REVENGE PICTURE REVENGE PICTURE!!!!!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He was tripping and then three people showed up to kill him and one stabbed him. His reaction was justified. You're just crying because it's a stupid b***h getting her face smashed in

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Why do morons always describe the plot of the movie even after someone went into more depth? Have sex incel.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the homosexual acting like it was just the director seeing what he could get away with, when it was a perfectly reasonable reaction given the circumstances. Slit your throat, troony.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because they're replying to a comment?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I get bashing her head to mush because she was a murderous intruder, and worse, a w*man, but why destroy your own shit while doing it? Just rail her face off that giant mantle slab and preserve your possessions.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was tripping out and it wasn't even his house.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m usually not a fan of Tarantinos revenge fantasies, but I loved the ending of this one. Those edgy hippie morons deserved this irl.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's even better when you know the character was probably a lesbian

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Once he landed the gig he bought himself a hot cheese.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the entire final act was silly
      I think tarantula reached his peak camp with this film finally

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        This shit had me bawling in the theatre

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't know about the powered cheese gainz
    >NGMI

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He probably ate fast food once a month, he was very active

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was in great shape but he spend most of his time driving around and doing odd jobs. You don't get fit falling off things.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dog food anon

    pure lean protein

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt has been doing steroids his whole career

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The character makes a lot more sense once you realize Taranqueenio was trying to "honor" Robert Blake.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some people are just built that way. I know a guy who is an animal

    >34 years old
    >works 6 days a week in a warehouse
    >parties 3 times a week
    >and by parties I mean parties hard, he typically drinks a bottle per night out
    >sleeps maybe 4 or 5 hours per day
    >his diet is shit, all he eats are take outs and processed foods

    He does that and he looks like a typical guy. Also annoyingly, he always wears truckers hats even though he has a full head of thick hair.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A friend of mine does this but is also chiseled with abs and all. He eats chips and sweets and processed carbs, but stays lean.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those types of scrawny guys that live like that have heart attacks at 50

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He is not scrawny, think of mike tyson today, that's his build.

        Also it's fricked up thing about heart attacks, I am warning him about that all the time but he doesn't care. Some people like killing themselves slowly.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    At least half of men under 30 have guts and don't exercise at all. The others are mostly 'skinny fat'. Ages 40 to 60, it's even worse. Working out a few days a week and controlling his diet puts a man in the top 10%, physically.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I didnt go to Podiatry School....I went to feet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    people worked out in the 70's morons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We never saw or heard anything about cliff working out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he has a bench press outside his trailer. how he has time though since he spends 14 hours a day out

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We also never saw him take a shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >shit
          Your post will suffice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://physicalstrategies.medium.com/hard-times-how-to-become-charles-bronson-90a68645693b

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >how to become charles bronson
        if it isnt "step 1 - be short" im not reading

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's really not that hard to figure out how many calories you need to lose weight and then do a little cardio and weight lifting. it's actually fricking insane how easy it is. i was fat for a long time until i did a 2000 calorie plan for 2 years and now i'm ripped. brad isn't doing anything special it's just that most people have no fricking clue what they're doing and don't care to even bother thinking about how much they're eating or what they're eating

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's not working anything out his personal trainer, dietitian and chef get him in whatever shape he needs to be in. Don't you remember when that bodyguard revealed how completely ignorant of the real world and helpless he and Jolie were.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no i don't keep up with celebrity gossip

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Muscle memory

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >owns a shitbull
    cringe

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    riding a bike

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >powered cheese
    tell me more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mexican nachos sprinkled with cocaine

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people who haven't worked a single day of manual labor in their lives can't seem to understand how some people who don't count protein grams and calories get muscle just by living a normal life

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