How did Hannibal disembowel and hang a full-grown man ten feet in the air in a matter of minutes and without a ladder?

How did Hannibal disembowel and hang a full-grown man ten feet in the air in a matter of minutes and without a ladder?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s a genius

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Hannibal is canonically like a once a generation polymath. He's also frequently described as having an unexpected level of physical strength.

      Smart people are wizards to dumb people who try to write genius characters.

      This is true, but it's only a thing because truly smart people can do very magical-seeming things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s capeshit science.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A series of pullies

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smart people are wizards to dumb people who try to write genius characters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Flung the bowels over the top bar and used it as a pulley to reduce the weight by half, obviously.
      Intestine is extremely strong and durable.

      Despite repeating this usually appropriate line, in this case you were the dumb people.

      A series of pullies

      On the right track.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cannibalism lets you absorb the strength of your enemies.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he used a wire hanger like the one your mother should have used on you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mommy buy you your back to school supplies yet?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where did he get the spotlights?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the gaffer

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Ohheylookmaimfinallygonnastraightenupandlearn3dandanythingandeverythingthatshardinlyfe

      Seems legit

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yo hold up, how did Hannibal transported a big tree with a human in it, and installed it on a parking lot without no one noticing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hannibal in that show was a literal wizard, but it made for some striking shots so all is forgiven.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its so stupid how every serial killers kink in this show seems to arrange corpses in surreal ways.

        What actual serial killer ever did that? Most of them just tortured their victims to death then made sure to get rid of the bodies in unceremoniously fashion, maybe keeping a bodypart or two in the freezer but thats it.

        I mean they are sadists, they like feeling the power over their victims, after they are dead it makes sense they quickly lose interest unless they hold some spiritual beliefs about the afterlife.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >arrange corpses in surreal ways.
          >What actual serial killer ever did that?
          Dahmer did this to some of the bodies, kind of. In at least a few cases he arranged the body in a surreal pose and took photos of it. But I don't think he ever left the bodies like that to be found.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its always creepy the knowledge about serial killers in america and the way your media turns them into pop culture icons instead of burying their memory so no future criminals get the idea of becoming famous

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The media makes the news.

              Quite literally. They report stuff like this hoping there will be copycats so they'll have more to report. For-profit journalism creates this sort of perverse incentive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                to be honest this happened already in the wild wild west making bandits famous

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was big during the Great Depression with the "Public Enemy" era when the newspapers turned bank robbers into folk heroes.

                Dillinger, Bonnie and Clyde, etc: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_depression-era_outlaws

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I just got done watching Sky Vision documentaries on The Black Panther and Frank West and got one on the MacKay guy coming up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fred West.
                Frank West is the dead rising guy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dahmer wanted to build a shrine out of his victims bodies so he could jerk off over it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that boy ain't right

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              a cop made that to take the piss

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cults.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The crime of “desecration of a body” is pretty rare, most people don’t want to get caught doing that after they murdered someone.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The film editor was on his side.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The shot right before this when the cops file in and do their power rangers routine was so cool.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same way it happened in The Ritual.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros what do u get if u replace the H in Hannibal with C?
    makes you think doesnt it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >character is named hannibal
      >he is also a cannibal

      Bravo, Harris.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hetard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >character is named hannibal
      >he is also a cannibal

      Bravo, Harris.

      At least the original Hannibal was also a very clever and dangerous man. On the most obvious level the name is a shallow pun, but at least there's a little bit of depth to it.

      >He doesn't break out of prison with some insanely clever plot or anything like that.

      If manhunter made you think Lecter was anything other than a super-genius, than that's a failing of the movie and a betrayal of the source material.

      Also it pains me that there's people who don't appreciate Hannibal's escape. It's a fantastic sequence.

      Manhunter depicts Hannibal as a genius but not a supernatural level supergenius. Hannibal already knew and understood Graham by the time we see them meet again in Manhunter; he's able to psychologically abuse Graham because they already knew each other, not because his supergenius gives him borderline telepathy. He doesn't cold-read the guy's entire personal life within five minutes of meeting him, like he does to Clarice in Silence of the Lambs.

      And the phone phreaking stuff: very smart, but not a demigod. What he does with the phone is more or less the sort of thing plenty of people knew how to do back then. It's a very clever trick, but it's not superhuman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't cold-read the guy's entire personal life within five minutes of meeting him, like he does to Clarice in Silence of the Lambs.
        Your obsession over realism is preventing you from enjoying good cinema. Graham's entire skillset is borderline telepathic. What's wrong with Lecter being the same?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Your obsession over realism is preventing you from enjoying good cinema.
          No, I enjoyed Silence of the Lambs. Still do. But I don't love it, like Manhunter. Manhunter is much better.

          >Graham's entire skillset is borderline telepathic.
          Yes, I agree with that. And it was corny, very theatrical. But Graham is also shown to be very vulnerable, with a recent history of mental illness and on the verge of a relapse. Graham has unnatural intuitive powers but he's still weak, still human. I think Silence of the Lambs makes Hannibal far too powerful, he has all of Graham's telephathic powers but none of Graham's weakness. The only real weakness Hannibal has is being imprisoned, which he rectifies in a very dramatic and dubious way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't cold-read the guy's entire personal life within five minutes of meeting him, like he does to Clarice in Silence of the Lambs
        But he doesn't do this to Clarice in Silence of the Lambs. He just throws out a few Barnum statements that would apply to 90% of young, newly qualified female law enforcement officers with her southern drawl accent. Everything substantial about Clarice's background that Hannibal comes to know is from what she tells him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He did smell her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        in silence of the lambs he got to read the script albeit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone named Hannibal is doomed from the start.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if a female character was named Hunt and she was a very b***hy woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Hannibal" isn't for cannibal, it's because he's bisexual

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is why Manhunter is better than Silence of the Lambs.

    In Manhunter, Lector is human. He's smart, but not superhuman smart. He's resourceful, but he's not pulling circus acts out of his ass. The most he actually does is taunt the protagonist psychologically, and a little bit of light phone phreaking and social engineering to get the protagonist's home address. He doesn't break out of prison with some insanely clever plot or anything like that.

    In Silence of the Lambs, Lector's traits from Manhunter are exaggerated to the point of making Lector a telepathic supergenius demigod.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >to the point of making Lector a telepathic supergenius demigod.
      kino
      I'd watch that
      you tasteless b***hboi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also this gets worse with each successive movie/book. Lector becomes increasingly godlike. Utterly flanderized.

      >to the point of making Lector a telepathic supergenius demigod.
      kino
      I'd watch that
      you tasteless b***hboi

      >kino
      >I'd watch that
      Then watch Silence of the Lambs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Then watch Silence of the Lambs.
        no thanks I'm not some ugly tasteless sperg moron
        you dull homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't break out of prison with some insanely clever plot or anything like that.

      If manhunter made you think Lecter was anything other than a super-genius, than that's a failing of the movie and a betrayal of the source material.

      Also it pains me that there's people who don't appreciate Hannibal's escape. It's a fantastic sequence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I liked what they did in Red Dragon.
        In the beginning scene where Graham shares his eureka moment with Lecter, Lecter seems like a lot more of a normal person.
        It's only after he gets captured and his true self is revealed to the world that he doesn't bother acting normally anymore and he played up his evilness and dark side while in the asylum. No point in hiding or playing the role of a normal person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's like vampires sociopaths have this switch so when you find them out they instantly start acting evil. Clip related.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lambs is a much better movie than Manhunter and Hopkins owns the role, while nobody remembers Cox. The only reason that movie is ever brought up is because this site has a clinical obsession with contrarianism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Manhunter filters people who want a Hannibal movie, because it's not really a Hannibal movie at all. Hannibal is in it, but it's not about him.

        >The only reason that movie is ever brought up is because this site has a clinical obsession with contrarianism.
        It's brought up because it's Michael Mann's best movie, stylish as frick with a very cool sound track. Also the killer is easier to empathize with; a lonely weirdo who wants to feel accepted, rather than a deranged psuedo-troony.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If I wanted to look at David Hockney's A Bigger Splash, I'd buy the painting and hang it on my wall. This shot has no place in a psychological thriller.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cox was great, on par with Hopkins or very close and Noonan was scary as frick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Cox
          >actor
          It's like your mother named you wieners or dick or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      STRONG AS I AM

      SOMETHING 'BOUT THIS THING THAT SCARES ME

      [...]
      top kino, Michael Mann at his absolute best.

      Manhunter filters people who want a Hannibal movie, because it's not really a Hannibal movie at all. Hannibal is in it, but it's not about him.

      >The only reason that movie is ever brought up is because this site has a clinical obsession with contrarianism.
      It's brought up because it's Michael Mann's best movie, stylish as frick with a very cool sound track. Also the killer is easier to empathize with; a lonely weirdo who wants to feel accepted, rather than a deranged psuedo-troony.

      Came here expecting Manhunter bros and there you are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      manhunter is legitimately not very good

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He used a block of ice which melted before cops arrived. Learn some lateral thinking.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Should I use this very brief amount of time I have to begin my escape?
    >No, I will make art first.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the art is the point?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you asking me?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a movie anon, I know that, it's all just jokes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was to distract the cops so they didn't focus too much on him wearing the other dudes face

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1)that cage can be used as ladder
    2)he has a surgical practice so it is easier for him to disembowel fast
    3)the disemboweled man is lighter so easier to drag up
    next question?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manhunter:
    >*sniff sniff*
    >"that's the same cologne you wore in court."

    Silence of the Lambs:
    >*sniff sniff*
    >"Ah yes, sheep related trauma. I know everything about you Clarice, I smelled your entire life history the moment you set foot in this asylum."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't understand Clara until she out right tells him her story.
      Almost everything he says about her is wrong and is just aimed at getting inside her head rather than be sherlockian deduction.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Manhunter:
        >Hannibal talks a secretary into giving him somebody's home address

        Silence of the Lambs:
        >Hannibal talks a man into eating his own tongue

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He “swallowed” his own tongue, which someone can die via serious, convulsive sobbing. I wouldn’t expect anyone talking about manhunter to understand that kind of subtlety though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Manhunter is let down by its shitty 80's action movie ending, which totally removes the dragon faking his own death, which totally negates the entire point of him having a blind girlfriend. It takes the clever ending of the book, and turns it into 'and then the good guy bursts in and they fight and he shoots him!'

      Absolutely ruins the movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >which totally negates the entire point of him having a blind girlfriend
        The blind girlfriend was purposeful in Manhunter, her blindness is used to explore the killer's deep insecurities about his physical appearance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >which totally negates the entire point of him having a blind girlfriend
        The blind girlfriend was purposeful in Manhunter, her blindness is used to explore the killer's deep insecurities about his physical appearance.

        You're thinking of red dragon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We're talking about Manhunter, which is Michael Mann's version of Red Dragon. They changed the name because they thought people would expect a kung fu movie. But Manhunter is an adaptation of Red Dragon.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STRONG AS I AM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SOMETHING 'BOUT THIS THING THAT SCARES ME

      [...]

      top kino, Michael Mann at his absolute best.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cage is used in lieu of ladder
    >banners tied to man and cage used as pulleys
    >had enough secondary caffeine intake after scarfing down the dude's guts to get those sanic vibes going

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol that every hannibal movie thread now is now just regurgitating what some youtuber said about the movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate youtube watching homosexuals like you with all my heart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do I have to say to appear as an oldgay?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fricking movie.
    The fantastical boderline magical shit that Hannibal does is by design.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The fantastical borderline magical shit that Hannibal does is...
      ...because Thomas Harris's books became successively shittier as he started pandering to his audience wanting more Hannibal. It's a clear downward trend. Silence of the Lambs is still very good, but is nevertheless part of this downward trajectory.

  22. 2 years ago
    Ohheylookmaimfinallygonnastraightenupandlearn3dandanythingandeverythingthatshardinlyfe

    Physcologist's wet dreams.... or the reverse

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing to suggest it was minutes. It was late and without one of the guards notifying someone downstairs there was no reason to suspect anything was wrong. Lester could have done this over a couple of hours before sending the elevator down to alert the rest of the guards in the building. Also I doubt disemboweling someone takes all that much time once you've made the incision. Getting that body up in that position not going to be easy for one person though, even with all the insides cleared out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We’re going to need the MYTHBUSTERS for this one
      >Myth Busters
      >Busters
      >Bust
      I never noticed it before

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >name a canibal that makes lectures
    >Hanibal Lecter
    on the level of sauronman

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cannibal strength

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He used his super smart brain to convince the guard to do that to himself.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy a cravat, tweed jacket, and some shiny cannibal shoes
    >I Have Become The Hunter
    >invite an old friend of mine over for dinner...
    >confit de hamburger meat, hot pocquette under a bed of marinara sauce with fried pommes du terre
    >as I make the feast I imagine that it's the remains of a 23rd year old Slovakian exchange student that I have abducted.
    >"wow, nice sloppy joes, anon"
    >I can barely control The Beast
    >Adam Chaikovsky on the radio and Drive ost
    >the finest cranberry juice (Ocean Spray, 2012)
    >during dinner I try to probe his mind, trying to somehow decipher the pathetic nature of Humans
    >"Do you believe in god, my friend?"
    >"Excuse me anon?"
    >"G-god must be a madman, lest he choose to be a m-monster"
    >triumphantly pop a morsel into my mouth
    >it misses, bounces off my cravat
    >he leaves early
    >I finish the rest of the sloppy joes, content
    >at school the next day everyone thinks I'm gay
    >apparently my hissing, smirking and staring deep into his eyes was seen as flirtatious behaviour
    >the Beast still hungers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone have the meme pic with the guy in the suit and a piece of bread in his collar?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can see he's put a rope of some kind around the corpse, thrown the rope over the cage and used the leverage to lift the body up. Then it's just a matter of tying the two arms to the cage and cutting open his stomach.
    Hannibal would've known exactly what to do at every moment so not a second went to waste. It's entirely possible and obviously very impressive, befitting his character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >used the leverage to lift the body up
      This arrangement of rope gives you no mechanical advantage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it does when all you have to do is lean back

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That only works if Hannibal weighs more than the guard. Which he might. But it's still tough work to haul somebody up like that with no mechanical advantage like real block and tackle would give you.

          Particularly since the top of the prison cell isn't really a pulley, the rope will have substantial drag going over the top when being pulled down on both sides.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        furthermore there's friction and cannibal is a small man

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tard strength

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that whole sequence is cringe capeshit, really weak part of the movie

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Silence of the Lambs is a masterpiece, this is the
    >why didnt the eagles fly the ring to Mount Doom
    simple-mindedness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why didnt the eagles fly the ring to Mount Doom
      Well???

      >because uh, they were too arrogant or something
      the worst sort of cope

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That film made him ridiculously OP. He's just an aged man that doesn't even look strong, would have gotten stabbed or shot by now.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    were any of these movies good? The closest one that comes to mind is Red Dragon but even then every scene with Hannibal only serves to make the movie worse, what a cringey character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Silence of the Lambs is close to flawless, it's an exceptional film.
      Manhunter is very good.
      Red Dragon is competently done with a great cast.
      Hannibal is dogshit.
      I haven't seen Hannibal Rising, not remotely interested.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Red Dragon is competently done with a great cast.
        I didn't like Fiennes cast as Dolarhyde, though. he didn't seem physically imposing at all, especially compared with Tom Noonan in Manhunter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't seem physically imposing at all, especially compared with Tom Noonan in Manhunter
          Nowhere near but Tom Noonan is 6'5 so hard to be as imposing. Fiennes did put on a lot of muscle and still did the role well imo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, his role was fine, he's great in basically everything he's in. he just didn't seem to fit casting-wise, but it's probably just me, because I saw Manhunter shortly before Red Dragon.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fans of Hannibal Lector media calling others low IQ while not realizing how low IQ they need to be to like this shit
    Irony so thick you could cut it on a plate next to some fava beans and a nice Chianti

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    back to tiktok asmrs with you, you mentally deficient sperg

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Red dragon from the Hannibal series was laughably bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I watched the series and I don't even remember this plot and which actor played him. completely forgettable

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    handcuffed to the top of the cage probably

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A wizard did it.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With his cannibal powers.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s telepathic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you mean telescopic

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's canon that he has a MacGyver like brain. He can just whip up a makeshift contraption to do anything he wants within a few minutes.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much moore cooler would have been to have Lecter played by Malcolm McDowell?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Two words:
    MAGIC REALISM

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Manhunter is good
    Fricking pseuds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree
      Manhunter is not good, it's fantastic

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