How did he do it?

How did he do it?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just bee yourself.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easy, a israelite writer wanted it to be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Movies always show beta male getting hot women and yet in real life this doesn't happen. It seems the psyop isn't that strong.

      >ugly guy hot wife
      ugh israeli self insert
      >hot guy ugly wife
      subversive feminist slop
      >ugly guy ugly wife
      leftist, evil, satanic, normalizing ugliness
      >hot guy hot wife
      unreasonable body standards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        point of order: the frame of reference in this case is disney. good disney, but technically 2010s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Touch grass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ... is what I would say to people who save tiktok webms.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Still mad about this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                after wish, I'm kinda glad it got killed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This was going to be the next movie after Moana when Disney was still on a roll with good movies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They canceled the movie precisely because of fetish homosexuals like you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Still mad about this

              The director is doing the movie under a new studio.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              some of the webms posted from this made me think it was some expensive commission for some fetish, and not an actual official movie in the works, unreal

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sizegays get what they deserve

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am a short dude, I actually have better luck with tall women and above average women.
            Guys don’t chase women over 5’9 as much and really pretty women get hit on by fucbois constantly. If you are in a situation where you interact with them like they are human, making moves on them without being a simp or a fucboi will get you in bed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mid women shoot me down instantly, but I have dated women those would cry over wishing they could be. It’s really fricking bizarre and even creates insecurity when a mid sees my social with my ex.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God I want that Amazonian goddess to step on my balls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >posts on social media for dopamine and validation
          shes cheating on him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tfw 6ft 3 and will never have this
          I MUST SCREAM BUT I HAVE NO MOUTH
          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is pointless to obsess over because women can so easily cheat with heels.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fake

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He's 5'8" and he loves that I'm taller than him
          >Ignore the fact he's wearing lifts

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I promise he has a big girl fetish.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hooooooly shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>hot guy hot wife
        >unreasonable body standards
        This is a critique from the other side though? Normal people that like this don't get to make movies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think anyone b***hes about the last one but woke types

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hot guy hot wife
        This was normal before the woke era because it's the most enjoyable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she don't find ya handsome, she should atleast find ya handy.

      >blue collar honest white guy scores wife out of his league
      >wah muh juice
      have a nice day.

      Touch grass.

      That son of a b***h. You know he knows you know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah, it's not possible for a couple like this to exist in real li- ACK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        big girl small guy is always a comedy and never a romance

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That thin superstretched body is actually very ugly

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know you want it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          weirdly offputting, like a spindly bug

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tina Fey is a unicorn though, literally in the name

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Felix was heroic brave popular empathetic compassionate friendly charismatic and a leader to the townspeople.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No he wasn't. He was a total prick to Ralph and stood by while the townspeople treated him even worse. Some hero.

      I understand they had to kick the dog to create sympathy for Ralph, but the 'good guys' were total pieces of shit to him and there's no justifying that.

      They even had to give Ralph halitosis to try to sell it, but even that doesn't help. It's just weird for a game character to have that problem. It's like suggesting that Princess Peach has a yeast infection.

      Ralph tells them flat out how he feels and why and they just shit in his face. It's actually painful to watch and definitely doesn't match with the character they're trying to tell you Felix is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree btw Felix and those little c**ts from the tower block got off far too lightly.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movies always show beta male getting hot women and yet in real life this doesn't happen. It seems the psyop isn't that strong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Felix wasn't beta he was just short. She was also a widow so he didn't snag some hot young virgin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't beta, he was the protagonist of his videogame and the coolest person back home. He was a literal alpha. The snobby neighbors were the betas sucking up to Fix it Felix and Wreck it Ralph was the omega outcast who found fulfillment through leaving the entire social structure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It happens if you have the money

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her Chad fiancé was killed, so she settled for this beta provider.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol they made a gay and a dyke be lovers
    Bros I would frick jane lynch so hard at any age.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's got a sexy voice for sure.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino couple

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He fixed her

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ralph didn't wreck
    how did he do it?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally Anya and Cole Train wtf

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of this "tough woman" trope. It made women irl believe they are actually capable of being tough, which is like telling a kid he has super powers - maybe cute until he tries to fly by jumping from the roof.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > It made women irl believe they are actually capable of being tough
      One physical altercation with a man is usually enough to dispel that notion for women.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not-Mario fugs Lady Halo? Impossible! Not in my heckin' bideo game headcanon

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    always felt lynch was a little miscast.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Manlet beta gets with some old hag
    Don't know what you mean, movie was kind of ahead of it's time actually

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HIS wiener IS AS LONG AS HE IS TALL

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's so hot but then they had some old hag voice her

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manlets have always been pretty good at scoring taller women

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has a magic hammer.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He fixes things.
    Women actually like men who fix things.
    If you actually know how to fix her plumbing when she needs it you WILL fix her pipes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True. Tradegay here. How I met my wife, fixing her shit. It really impresses women when you do something like that. Partially because they don't understand shit about how anything works, so it's like you just did some kind of voodoo magic right in front of them, and they have a base level instinct about it of course. Also automatically means you can earn money doing it so obviously have a job.

      If you really want to blow their minds use some unusual mechanical principle to pull some shit like when Heston escapes the cage in Planet of the Apes. Women are like the apes.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By not being an NPC

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hardened soldier.
    >Wears makeup.

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