he reminds me of those guys in highschool who were like perfect chads all the time and were nice to everyone but if anything even slightly inconvenienced them they'd show their true colors and act like the worst person you had ever seen, like he's a huge diva or something. how he screams on his twitter makes me think this is spot on.
Frick...you know, I never really thought about it 'til now, but you're right. Every guy I've ever met from Boston is a manlet. I know normal-sized people from other parts of Mass. What's the deal with Boston?
He's from Boston. We're I mean they're haha all short.
Frick...you know, I never really thought about it 'til now, but you're right. Every guy I've ever met from Boston is a manlet. I know normal-sized people from other parts of Mass. What's the deal with Boston?
Yeah, those are publicist heights. I just looked up John Cena and it says he's 6'1/2". That is complete bullshit. I'm 6'3" and I met him once, I was absolutely able to look down on him. Granted, his shoulders are comically wide, but he's not tall by any stretch. Site is shit.
A person whose 6'3 is going to look a whole lot taller than someone is 6 feet. Of course you towered over him your almost 3 inches taller you dumbass homosexual.
That site is full of autists who would be able to accurately predict someone's height just by having a picture of them being next to a fricking anthill, I trust them way more than I do some gay on Cinemaphile.
Listen anon, I know you don't know how women work but allow me to explain. Women wear dresses with cleavage so that chads look at their breasts, simple as. It's only unacceptable if an ugly or average looking man takes a peep, in that case it's sexual harassment. What's happening in this photo is perfectly acceptable, hence the lack of outcry.
Marvel should've hired the Architect to plump her up nice, used the original bimbo outfit and let the character be her true drunken turbo bawd self. Cowards.
As someone who has worked with Brie, this is so ungodly true. She's not as bad as she is made out to be, but so very annoying. I blame her management especially; they enable her into believing she's much smarter than she actually is. They're snakes, the lot of them. It's no surprise if you look at any of her last branding (insta, interviews, etc.) that she is moving away from the feminist angle and more into "basic white girl" without much success. She's a nice girl, but should have just settled with being that.
I don't even keep up with most of the Marvel stuff but I could tell there was a big difference between the Brie that was conducting interviews for Marvel and the youtube-channel Brie
I feel kinda bad for her tbh
I don't mind Brie. Hate Marvel movies though. I'm sure the hate train around her is mostly shills just wanting people to talk about her a la "no such thing as bad publicity"
I'm betting Disney tells her to purposefully be unbearable for that reason alone.
>Tell me more about the popcorn mines
The popcorn mines are situated deep in the heart of the Cinematic mountains. For years, miners have been toiling away, extracting the delectable kernels of popcorn that we all know and love. The work is hard, but the miners are proud to provide the delicious treat that enhances the movie-going experience for millions of people around the world.
Conditions in the mines are tough, and the miners have to be constantly on the lookout for cave-ins. But the reward for their hard work is the satisfaction of knowing that they are helping to make people's movie-watching experiences just that little bit more enjoyable.
The conditions in the popcorn mines are incredibly tough and dangerous. Many of the miners would rather take their chances with death than be assigned to work in the mine. The only silver lining for those who are unfortunate enough to be stuck working in the mine is the chance to hide in a side tunnel and cook up some popcorn away from the foreman.
The work is incredibly hard, and the miners are constantly at risk of being buried alive by a cave-in. But despite the dangers, they continue to work tirelessly to provide the delicious treat that enhances the movie-going experience for millions of people around the world.
2 years ago
Anonymous
ahhh is that why there are so many older dirty men in the theater showers lately?
2 years ago
Anonymous
There was an old, dirty man who loved going to the movies. He loved the smell of the popcorn, the sound of the movie, and the feel of the cool, damp air in the theatre. However, the one thing he loved more than anything was the shower in the theatre. He loved the feeling of the hot water hitting his skin, and the way the soap would make him feel clean and refreshed. Unfortunately, over the years the old man's body began to break down and he could no longer enjoy the shower like he used to. So, he started going to the movies just to use the shower. And, as you can imagine, over time more and more old, dirty men started to use the theatre showers, until it became a common sight.
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
This anonymous poster is known as the Risitas Killer. For years, they've been using pictures of risitas as reaction images in response to posts on various forums and message boards. But there's a dark secret behind their seemingly innocent act.
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In some cases, the Risitas Killer has been linked to real-life violence and even death. In one particularly shocking case, they posted a picture of risitas in response to a post by a woman who was struggling with depression. Just days later, that woman was found dead in her home, having committed suicide.
Although the Risitas Killer has never been caught, it's believed that they are still active online, using pictures of risitas as their weapon of choice.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hmm do the foremen often rape the workers for their own pleasure?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Once upon a time, there was a worker who was raped in the popcorn mines by a foreman. But the worker had the last laugh because he shoved popcorn kernels up the foreman's dick hole that got stuck there. The foreman was in agony and had to be rushed to the hospital. The worker laughed and laughed, knowing that he got his revenge.
The difference between the two is great. You can tell Brie is an uptight unlikable person to be around. Despite this she thinks she is the center of everything.
They'll just anally rape them, moron. Gays aren't actually attracted to men. They just get off on the attention for being homosexuals and will literally frick anything.
She's a bawd
he reminds me of those guys in highschool who were like perfect chads all the time and were nice to everyone but if anything even slightly inconvenienced them they'd show their true colors and act like the worst person you had ever seen, like he's a huge diva or something. how he screams on his twitter makes me think this is spot on.
Jake from NATM is just Evans playing himself
is he gay or not
i'd suck em if it meant i could touch olsen's breasts
he's a chad, they can do whatever they want sexually
He's an incel, just look at his incel stance. I know this because I am an incel and I do this.
Based chadcel
How tall is he? Why does he look short?
He looks short because of the incel stance.
He's from Boston. We're I mean they're haha all short.
Frick...you know, I never really thought about it 'til now, but you're right. Every guy I've ever met from Boston is a manlet. I know normal-sized people from other parts of Mass. What's the deal with Boston?
I have a friend who grew up in Cambridge. He's 6'4"
My dude got buck broken.
He sure did
>I hope I run into Nathan
Why? So Nathan can punch another woman?
he's wearing lifts
https://www.celebheights.com/s/Chris-Evans-678.html
He's 6 feet tall, that's hardly short.
I'm 6 foot 1 and I'm pretty much a manlet.
False, the worldwide manlet cut off is 6ft, which means he's on a slippery slope. And as said before, the incel stance isn't helping too much either.
Yeah, those are publicist heights. I just looked up John Cena and it says he's 6'1/2". That is complete bullshit. I'm 6'3" and I met him once, I was absolutely able to look down on him. Granted, his shoulders are comically wide, but he's not tall by any stretch. Site is shit.
A person whose 6'3 is going to look a whole lot taller than someone is 6 feet. Of course you towered over him your almost 3 inches taller you dumbass homosexual.
That site is full of autists who would be able to accurately predict someone's height just by having a picture of them being next to a fricking anthill, I trust them way more than I do some gay on Cinemaphile.
You can look down at someone 2 inches shorter than you uits fricking 2 inches dumb frick
>I'm 6'3" and I met him once
r/thathappened
He's legit 5'9" something and wears lifts. Hes not close to 6'0"
He's gay
Elizabeth Olsen is unironically a bawd + Chris Evans is hot so he's allowed to get away with it until he starts being ugly and or old.
HOW????
They can't keep getting away with it, they just can't!
They aren't getting away with it if they've clearly been caught on camera
They face no repercussions though, literally none. Even Olsen and Brie don't give a shit, they're blatantly and shamelessly getting away with it.
Listen anon, I know you don't know how women work but allow me to explain. Women wear dresses with cleavage so that chads look at their breasts, simple as. It's only unacceptable if an ugly or average looking man takes a peep, in that case it's sexual harassment. What's happening in this photo is perfectly acceptable, hence the lack of outcry.
based knower
You just know
Marvel should've hired the Architect to plump her up nice, used the original bimbo outfit and let the character be her true drunken turbo bawd self. Cowards.
I feel like Brie really really wants people to like her despite the fact that the general consensus is that she's unbearable
As someone who has worked with Brie, this is so ungodly true. She's not as bad as she is made out to be, but so very annoying. I blame her management especially; they enable her into believing she's much smarter than she actually is. They're snakes, the lot of them. It's no surprise if you look at any of her last branding (insta, interviews, etc.) that she is moving away from the feminist angle and more into "basic white girl" without much success. She's a nice girl, but should have just settled with being that.
I don't even keep up with most of the Marvel stuff but I could tell there was a big difference between the Brie that was conducting interviews for Marvel and the youtube-channel Brie
I feel kinda bad for her tbh
I don't mind Brie. Hate Marvel movies though. I'm sure the hate train around her is mostly shills just wanting people to talk about her a la "no such thing as bad publicity"
I'm betting Disney tells her to purposefully be unbearable for that reason alone.
If I did that I'd be in prison, or worse, the popcorn mines.
No, son, you'll be going straight to the concessions to prep Robert for your wife.
Tell me more about the popcorn mines
>Tell me more about the popcorn mines
The popcorn mines are situated deep in the heart of the Cinematic mountains. For years, miners have been toiling away, extracting the delectable kernels of popcorn that we all know and love. The work is hard, but the miners are proud to provide the delicious treat that enhances the movie-going experience for millions of people around the world.
Conditions in the mines are tough, and the miners have to be constantly on the lookout for cave-ins. But the reward for their hard work is the satisfaction of knowing that they are helping to make people's movie-watching experiences just that little bit more enjoyable.
I salute the miners. I hope they can enjoy kino like we do.
The conditions in the popcorn mines are incredibly tough and dangerous. Many of the miners would rather take their chances with death than be assigned to work in the mine. The only silver lining for those who are unfortunate enough to be stuck working in the mine is the chance to hide in a side tunnel and cook up some popcorn away from the foreman.
The work is incredibly hard, and the miners are constantly at risk of being buried alive by a cave-in. But despite the dangers, they continue to work tirelessly to provide the delicious treat that enhances the movie-going experience for millions of people around the world.
ahhh is that why there are so many older dirty men in the theater showers lately?
There was an old, dirty man who loved going to the movies. He loved the smell of the popcorn, the sound of the movie, and the feel of the cool, damp air in the theatre. However, the one thing he loved more than anything was the shower in the theatre. He loved the feeling of the hot water hitting his skin, and the way the soap would make him feel clean and refreshed. Unfortunately, over the years the old man's body began to break down and he could no longer enjoy the shower like he used to. So, he started going to the movies just to use the shower. And, as you can imagine, over time more and more old, dirty men started to use the theatre showers, until it became a common sight.
This anonymous poster is known as the Risitas Killer. For years, they've been using pictures of risitas as reaction images in response to posts on various forums and message boards. But there's a dark secret behind their seemingly innocent act.
In reality, the Risitas Killer is a sociopath who gets a thrill out of trolling and causing distress to others. They've been known to target vulnerable people online, especially those who are struggling with mental health issues.
In some cases, the Risitas Killer has been linked to real-life violence and even death. In one particularly shocking case, they posted a picture of risitas in response to a post by a woman who was struggling with depression. Just days later, that woman was found dead in her home, having committed suicide.
Although the Risitas Killer has never been caught, it's believed that they are still active online, using pictures of risitas as their weapon of choice.
Hmm do the foremen often rape the workers for their own pleasure?
Once upon a time, there was a worker who was raped in the popcorn mines by a foreman. But the worker had the last laugh because he shoved popcorn kernels up the foreman's dick hole that got stuck there. The foreman was in agony and had to be rushed to the hospital. The worker laughed and laughed, knowing that he got his revenge.
pungent? indeed!
By being British
Hiddleston is a chud. Brie doesn't frick chuds.
The difference between the two is great. You can tell Brie is an uptight unlikable person to be around. Despite this she thinks she is the center of everything.
Where are you getting that? From the way she laughed it off and was totally cool with it?
From everything we have seen from her. She is a fake try hard who thinks she should be constantly rewarded.
ugly b***h
He's hot and she likes her breasts being looked at.
Do you think Paul and Jen have ever invited Elizabeth for a threesome?
None of you homosexuals will ever have a girl (real or otherwise) look at you this way.
>(real or otherwise)
What was meant by this?
Directed towards the homosexuals on this board that think trannies like Hunter Shafer are women.
I thought you were on some metaphysical shit for a second.
You’d be amazed how much feeling shame inhibits your behavior. Their chains on you are only in your mind
You have to be attractive, otherwise it's literally an attack.
He's handsome and he has a giant wiener. It's not that complicated.
>damn homie
It doesn't count if you're homosexual.
Chris Evans is a chad but Paul Bettany is a sigma
He's clearly looking down
>yeah down at her breasts
This one will always be the best
bruce has amnesia it's okay for him to stare he'll just forget it in like an hour
Not funny.
shh he's sleeping
Guys.... do you think he was gentle that night he took her back to his place?
>Guys.... do you think he was gentle that night he took her back to his place?
No.
He's a filthy israelite, so of course disney will protect him at all costs.
How I would like to unironically consume her as my wife if you know what I mean
Link to full video please.
Disgusting coomer post.
Reply with sauce immediately
Gib sauce. I still have one coom left in me today.
Elizabeth Olsen: Kate Kuray Ahegao - Contest Winner #2
Thanks, lad.
imagine her and the twins all pleasuring you at the same time
bump
>How did he get away with it?
Gay men can get away with that shit because women know they don't actually want to rape them.
They'll just anally rape them, moron. Gays aren't actually attracted to men. They just get off on the attention for being homosexuals and will literally frick anything.
>The reflection on his glasses
Lea is a boy
explains how she gets so much pusy
Based David
10/10 bait, it made me ENHANCE. It's just the underboob.
b***h ain't got nothing to look at.
How did she get away with it?
Me in the back
whatdid she mean by this
That she is ugly and unlikable.
How do they always know?
Looks like they're at a baseball game and ended up on the camera feed. She probably saw him on the jumbotron.