How did he return?

How did he return?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s an evil space wizard. Why wouldn’t he come back? Defeating Sauron in combat didn’t stop him from coming back.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    impure world resurrection jutsu

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a long story but it starts with Darth Bane using essence transfer to steal the body of his apprentice Darth Zannah. He then takes a new apprentice and no doubt eventually steals his body. This chain continues for several thousand years until we reach the point of Bane-Sheev. The betrayal of Darth Vader is Bane's first real failure and he is unable to use essence transfer on Luke as had been his goal. This forces him to come back, somehow, and pivot into stealing Rey's body which he successfully achieves becoming Bane-Ray finally crushing the Jedi by becoming the Jedi. Truly a masterclass in Sith manipulation and tactics.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they made this canon and then revealed that it was actually Luuke that died in TLJ, with the real one being trapped in the unknown regions, you’d have a real sequel hook.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chat, is this real? Was Plagueis possessed by Bane in Disney canon?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in Disney canon
        there are much more important things to have in my brain, like the EU

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My dad works at Disney and I asked him and he said he couldn't tell me but then he winked.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, the stuff about Bane doing essence transfer is only in Legends, and he doesn't steal the body of his apprentice.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't steal the body of his apprentice.
          He absolutely does.
          >She couldn't help but notice that, as she was speaking, Zannah was continually clenching and unclenching the fingers of her left hand.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    JJ essentially saying "yeah I can bring back whoever I want, frick you and Luke, I'm bringing back Palpatine instead"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well he needed a new big bad guy since the other big bad guy he created that was never explained who he was and where he came from and what he was doing before was just randomly killed off to subvert our expectations rather than do israelitejews work for him and answer those questions. So israeliteisraelite is a hack and incapable of creating compelling victims which is why he leaves it up to other directors to fill in all the blanks, but since this was the last movie in the trilogy it was up to him to answer these questions, but since he’s a hack this was the best he could come up with. Just a shit trilogy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he always sucks at opening his own mystery boxes

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Rey know got to pilot a starship better than pilots kidnapped as children and trained since then to fly despite never flying herself?

    How did Ret know how to shoot a blaster better than soldiers trainer since children to fight?

    How did Rey know how to use the force and Jedi mind tricks despite never being trained and only finding out 5 minutes ago she was force sensitive?

    How did Rey know how to fix the millennium falcon?

    How was Rey able to outduel a with more that wiped out the new Jedi order despite never being trained how to wield a lightsaber or use the force?

    It’s a shut trilogy and nothing makes sense. Things just happen to move the plot along and you’re not supposed to ask questions. Rey can do everything because she just can, palpatine returned because he just did, stop asking questions and consoom goy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How did Rey know got to pilot a starship better than pilots kidnapped as children and trained since then to fly despite never flying herself?
      >How did Ret know how to shoot a blaster better than soldiers trainer since children to fight?
      >How did Rey know how to use the force and Jedi mind tricks despite never being trained and only finding out 5 minutes ago she was force sensitive?
      >How did Rey know how to fix the millennium falcon?
      >How was Rey able to outduel a with more that wiped out the new Jedi order despite never being trained how to wield a lightsaber or use the force?
      The force. Next question.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hence why the ST is awful. In the OT they establish why Luke was able to do some of those things, and give him proper training and guidance for the things he couldn’t previously do. It makes him a compelling and interesting character. In the PT they at least tried to establish some of those things but even then it was still laughably bad with kid anakin flying the star fighter or building C-3PO. In the ST it was even worse because at least you could say Kid Anakin had experience as a pod racer and help from R2D2. All this to say Rey is literally a worse character than kid Anakin and these movies are written even worse than the PT.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I take it you have not watched Episode 1 in a long time. I actually saw it again recently, he does not 'fly the starfighter'. He fumbles around with it trying to figure out how to shoot, which leads to him taking off. When he leaves orbit, he points to the station and says something like "Oh, that's where the autopilot is taking us".

          Furthermore, once R2 actually does turn off the autopilot, all he does is a few spins before he eventually gets shot down and crashes into the landing bay. If your contention is purely with the fact that he was able to just do a few loops around a space station, I think this is a dumb argument considering the fact that he had been pod racing for a long time and I doubt in lore the piloting of a podracer vs a starship would be THAT much different, especially when in the starship he has R2D2 helping him out.

          Also, how is him building C-3PO 'laughably bad'? If a 10 year old built his own PC would you consider this some amazing, herculean feat? The construction of droids in SW and building PC's irl is probably analogous, he just plugged in a bunch of spare parts to get the droid functioning.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If a 10 year old built his own PC would you consider this some amazing, herculean feat?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The force. Next question.

        since Rey was Palpatine granddaughter, who was Ms Palpatine, how Palpatine picked her up having such face, and who were their children?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      english?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's CUTE

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cute
        >She
        >Because

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can always tell if something is truly shit by the ratio of waifugays to anyone else praising it
        If it's mostly waifugays then it's pure garbage

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloning.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A good question.
    For another time

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched any of the new star wars movies. Did they really simply say that he simply "returned"?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only watched the first 5 minutes of TROS, I turned it off when Palpatine literally causes a fleet of star destroyers to rise up out of the dirt like they're zombies
      I don't care what the explanation for any of it was

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dark science. Cloning.
      >Secrets only the Sith knew.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey yeah, why didn't the empire clone Anakin and have a secret army of Sith?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cloning makes you have less metachlorians or something.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then just have Annie knock up random women the empire abducts. Jedi breeding factory.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cloning makes you have less metachlorians or something
            Can you simple refine mitochondrans from other being then transplant them to another creating super-Jedi?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Can you simple refine mitochondrans from other being then transplant them to another creating super-Jedi?
              Believe it or not thats the plot of Mandalorian.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until they bring back Maul's flippy sith legs with a new robot top. Darth Devoid of new ideas.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They got his reboot card and found a reboot van.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Palpatine look different in the Rise of Skywalker?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evil never dies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      EVIL DIES TONIGHT

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How did he return
    Have I ever told you the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was in Fortnite. Don't any of you guys play Fortnite?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't remember. I think his ghost was possessing a shitty clone or something.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He kept his receipt.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      JJ is a great example of how you can't con people that are smarter than you are.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone with more talent or time than me should make a parody meme of the Stephen King garbage with "Somehow They Come Back".

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt they reveal it in a fortnite even because thats what media has fricking become now

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He transferred his spirit to a clone body, it's actually pretty obvious, you fricking imbecile.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is the clone body rotting and decrepit like a zombie then

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    horcruxes or sth

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was written to return in the script, simple.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow

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