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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am literally him

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back then, Oakleys were cheap. Now, Fight Club would be mocking them as consumerist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only wear Oakley goggles

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        found the muad dib

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Back then, Oakleys were cheap.
      What

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oakleys were cheap as frick before Luxottica (Rayban) bought them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cheap

          they were still $100-$200.

          and not much better than the $5 ones you can get at the gas station.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go google how much Jacques Marie Mage or Matsuda sunglasses cost

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't believe those Italians also bought Rayban and shipped a bunch of the frames to be made in China.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna say, Tyler wearing 2K sunglasses makes 0 sense. But even back then, that specific pair couldn't have been cheap

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He had just beat up a cadre of prostitutes and their pimp which is why he showed up looking so fashion

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tyler wearing designer sunglasses makes perfect sense

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh at that point of the movie I guess...
          I always find myself thinking about the first part only

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if he didn't buy them but stole them?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imaginary friends don't pay for clothes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          what if he didn't buy them but stole them?

          He did buy them. The Narrator is making enough disposable income to spend on high end stuff at the start of the movie. Of course he bought the sunglasses for an expensive price as part of cosplaying Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden would never buy them, but he isn’t real, just the Narrator pretending to be him.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you failed to realize in the course of playing tyler, he also actually did a bunch of illegal shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oakleys weren’t cheep back in the 90’s
      lol surly you don’t get the Irony though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      >cheap

      they were still $100-$200.

      and not much better than the $5 ones you can get at the gas station.

      >100-200
      >t. zoomer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Back then, Oakleys were cheap.
      What

      Same thing with Rolex. Ché Guevara used to wear one because it was a good accurate watch for military operations.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fight Club is a stupid movie and you're a rube if you took any single part of it to heart.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could make those exact same pair of glasses in half an hour with like $10 worth of materials.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you couldn't.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes I could.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes he could

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why don't you have your multi million dollar brand yet? That's because you're lying

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it's because I currently have all my styrofoam and blu tack invested in another project.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a child sex doll isn't it

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I thought Oakleys were boomer chud tier

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are who that else is going to spend $3k on unfashionable shitty sunglasses

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol Imagine buying overpriced movie tie-in merch for $2k when you could just drop a couple hundred on J.F. Rey Kaz gear instead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lamao, imagine not buying shit at all, which this movie is about.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outside of shooting or bicycling or whatever you might need reliably clear vision for, I could never understand expensive sunglasses. There's no particular lense, material, or fit that justifies the cost.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the ray-ban balorama

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ray-ban balorama
      sick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ray-Ban would sell at gas stations for 20 bucks.
      Luxxotica buys up all brands and sells them for 200 instead.

      The bizarre thing is people buy them. The markup is astronomical. It’s mass produced plastic. There’s a reason they used to cost nothing.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to getva Timex instead of a Rolex. What is the sunglasses equivalent of that? What is the Timex of sunglasses?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The things you own end up owning you

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats a good pair of glasses to get that aren't too expensive I only wear like gas station ones and should probably get a better pair being an adult and all

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick that. "Better ones" are a scam to milk you of money like a woman. If you have gas stations shades you like then frick it stick with them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just buy the ray bans knock offs anytime I break my ray bans knock offs I just don't like sun in my eyes driving on the freeway with it facing me on the way home after work

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just make sure you're getting something polarized. Easiest way to check is to hold them up in front of your phone screen and rotate the lens back and forth 90 degrees, if the screen brightness changes it's polarized and will cut the glare a lot better for that highway driving.
          If you have a HUD in your car it will block that too though.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oakleys are not comfortable. Certainly not the blocky looking ones.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    those glasses they give to old people after dilating their eyes/after surgeries cannot be topped for comfort and function. always keep a pair in your car

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