How did Luke become a Jedi so quickly?

How did Luke become a Jedi so quickly?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Six months between ESB and RotJ is pretty fricking quickly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And three years between New Hope and Empire Strikes Back, it was clearly implied that Luke tried to train on his own and it got him somewhere (like being able to pull his sword). And not to mention, I don't think Lucas or Keshner ever said how much time between ESB and ROTJ even approximately passed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          just an aside that three years is bullshit. the opening crawl making it seem like the Rebels leaving Yavin was a recent thing and Han and Leia's conversation about him leaving doesn't make it seem at all like three years have passed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well it's been an established thing for years now that it's six months between ESB and ROTJ.

          just an aside that three years is bullshit. the opening crawl making it seem like the Rebels leaving Yavin was a recent thing and Han and Leia's conversation about him leaving doesn't make it seem at all like three years have passed

          They've clearly had adventures between films. Han being confronted by a bounty Hunter is mentioned. Vader knows that Luke is his son. The Empire has built the Super Star Destroyer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            three years though? Leia asking Han that she thought he was going to stay? like being there for three years didn't convince her? and their relationship being stagnant for that long? and Obi-Wan waited three years to tell Luke to seek out a Jedi master. it just rings false

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Looked it up its three tears after, and has been for decades. Doesn't sit well with me though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not debating canon, that's what it is, but it's bullshit and doesn't fit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How long do you think fits for the the Empire to have been searching, and having time to get Vader his spiffy new mega-ship, while he found out who Luke was?
                Also, in response to it 'not fitting' because Obi-Wan never showed up before then, you can put that down to a combination of force ghosts not being an instant thing (took Qui-Gon 13 years) plus not being urgent until right before the Empire found Hoth (will of the force 'deciding' when to act).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I always thought was 2 years between ESB and ROTJ

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I guess that explains why Disney has been able to shit out tons of comics between ANH and ESB. They even gave Luke a yellow saber after Han gets carbonised

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They was a whole Marvel series of comics between ANH and ESB around the actual time of the OT.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            in the old EU it was 1 year between ESB and ROTJ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He started his training with Obi-Wan and carried it forward with Yoda. Also, it's made a point in the film that Luke abandons his formal training by Yoda because of his emotional commitment to his friends (something Yoda tries to deter him from doing). Lucas echoed this in the prequels with Anakin running off to save his mother and failing (one of the plot points that lead to his downfall). It also hadn't been established just what Jedi training is and how long it takes and, if we're comparing this to the Disney films, Anakin/Luke are basically beings of the force naturally predisposed to be vehicles for it. That mechanic is shallow but works in the context of Lucas's films--in Disney Wars it's just a retread and doesn't make any sense at all.

        FYI: The prequels are shit and I'm not saying they aren't by going along with the fact Lucas intentionally paralleled them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >That mechanic is shallow but works in the context of Lucas's films--in Disney Wars it's just a retread and doesn't make any sense at all.
          I'll add that they try to explain it away with a throwaway line about "the sacred Jedi texts!" being burned and Yoda pointing out that Luke never read them himself. That was really dumb.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't that scene from the NU-wars just an insult for the lore gays and old fans? That now they have the power to frick with all of the story and that your opinion doesn't matter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based first bost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        relentlessly handsome

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fat baby hands.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a twink homosexual.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Incest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So that's why Obi-Wan didn't stop them...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To get your answer, all you have to do is compare Luke to Leia ; she grew up in the lap of luxury, ever want filled, every need cared for, she had to rebel against her caretakers and seek out challenges. Whereas Luke lived in a terribly dangerous environent where it's learn quick or die. If you ever go to town, anyone could rob, kill, enslave you. Even at home they always had to be on the look out for marauding bands of savages. They had to constantly farm and scrape by on meager earnings. About the only cool things he had were his speeder car and his T-16 that he flew at high speeds through canyons and bullseye shot tiny fast moving targets regularly. He was constantly using force powers but he just didn't realize it or know how to make the most of them. But it clicked really fast when Obi-wan finally spilled the beans.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being the son of a powerful jedi and training under the guidance of obiwan and yoda helped him out, also the concepts of padawan’s didn’t exist in the original era

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So, in your heart of hearts, that part of the OT is basically non canon then right? You figure it’s some type of mistake?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but frick prequelgays

        Luke's progression was one of knowing thyself and learning to let go of rational thought in order to let the Force guide his actions, it wasn't studying the Jedi rulebooks and leveling up at the literal Yoda Academy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah pretty much. It’s supposed to be a mysterious path, right?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed, basically yoda also realized the errors of the way the order went and ultimately decided to let Luke chose his own destiny as long as he doesn’t go down the path his father once did.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Disney gays are so obsessed with canon non-canon. The best way to watch the Star Wars movies is to not cross compare trilogies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only true canon is the original 6 movies and Clone Wars. That’s it.

          Beyond that there are two different Extended Universes to choose from - either the Legends Canon or the Disney Canon. Pick one or mix the two together, both are equally seen as B-Tier to the true canon of George Lucas

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Original 3 movies**

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Squizo take. George thought about all of this beforehand?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s a Skywalker he already had the ability of a lifelong-trained Jedi master at birth he just needed a crash course to unlock it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's how the force originally worked, yes, and it was great. luke unlocks leia simply by telling her she's got the force.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a prodigy.
    Yoda taught him the basics and trusted he would learn the rest as he went.
    Yoda specifically does not confer the title of Knight or Maste on Luke. Just "Jedi".
    Vader does the same with "your training is complete", but never calls him a Knight.
    Palpatine also never uses the term. Just "Jedi" in reference to Luke.

    Luke was essentially a Padawan at the time of ROTJ, although such things as Padawans no longer existed since the Jedi order was being rebooted. But that was his rough level of knowledge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its because Jedi "ranks" didn't exist at the time of the original trilogy.
      George invented them later.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Now I am the MASTER.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lucas always claimed that the Jedi we see in the OT are a shadow of what they used to be. He said this back in the 80s when ROTJ came out. Luke is still 90% untrained when he faces Vader on the Death Star II, and Vader is a crippled old man on life support.
    Palpatine's role as a Sith is not elaborated on and at the time it was a common question to ask if he even used a lightsaber or if he was just some kind of space sorcerer that only shoots lightning.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Palpatine never used a lightsaber.
      Neither did Yoda.
      Prequels are not canon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care, didn't read.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad that Ahsoka is actually alive and is there to help Luke become "a real Jedi", pass on her knowledge of real Jedi Knights.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But she never finished her training either. Unless you meant "training" in which case Disney doesn't have the balls to do it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She still has more training than Luke even if it was cut off abruptly.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean the 501st definitely fleshed out her training through the course of the war but I don't think she'd have access to the material or raw manpower needed to replicate it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Someone with a 110 IQ has more “training” than someone with a 275 IQ

            It doesn’t matter. Very Quickly the person with the 275 IQ will surpass the 110 IQ person and will never look back. Neither Luke or Ahsoka are traditional Jedi- and that’s what makes them great. But, Luke is MUCH more powerful than Ashoka can ever hope to be

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm screen capping this for my cringe collection.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Add it yours. You’ve been posting nonstop cringe for this entire thread, homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Palpatine’s role as a Sith is not elaborated on and at the time it was a common question to ask if he even used a lightsaber or if he was just some kind of space sorcerer that only shoots lightning.
      More evidence that SW fans were always dumb. Palpatine is clearly an evil sorcerer overlord archetype and he’s held up as a foil to Yoda, both of whom are masters of the mystical applications of the Force rather than the physical.
      I weep every time the Emperor shows up in some shitty spinoff and immediately starts chucking lightning bolts.
      The idea that he was this super depraved master of black magic was what made him scary. He should have hundreds of evil “spells” at his fingertips, instead Lucas made him a one trick pony ever since Episode 3 because he doesnt understand his own characters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Lucas followed the rule of cool for everything and became a slave to the fandoms worst interpretations.
        >The desert robes Obi Wan wore? They're actually the jedi robes and they all wear them.
        >The emperor who calls Luke's lightsaber a "jed's weapon?" And clearly had no lightsaber of his own to block Luke's? He is also skilled with them.
        >Yoda? He also uses a lightsaber even though he's clearly supposed to be a sage who doesn't fight.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wow that rules where did you get that really rare opinion, you must have studied a long time and did a lot of personal thinking to make that criticism. I don’t think I’ve seen it anywhere else

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            your seethe is delicious, prequelhomosexual 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ever since Episode 3
        So... the last movie he ever made?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >vader suit canonically causes him pain all the time just because lmao frick this guy
      still makes me laugh

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Luke force choke the two shrek guards at Jabba's palace?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So... what is he doing? Why is the piglet grabbing his throat?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >So... what is he doing?
          Jedi mind trick.
          Also they were holding their polearms.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's obviously chocking them unconscious so he can slip into the armed guarded jabba palace. Are you moronic. They wouldn't have let him in.

          You rather he cut their fricking heads off with his saber and set the whole place on high alert instead?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why would they not let him in? Jabba was clearly expecting him. He sent a hologram and a peace offering. He could've just lowered his hood and said who he was.
            Murder is not the Jedi way.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Where is it implied they're dead? It only takes seconds to knock someone out from a choke

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would be incapacitate the doormen at a place he was invited to

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >DEWWW IT!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Where is it implied they're dead? It only takes seconds to knock someone out from a choke

              Why would be incapacitate the doormen at a place he was invited to

              >Invited
              Luke entered the same way the droids did. Two Gamorreans crossed their axes to keep Luke out. Luke chokes them. I don't remember if they fell to the ground or were killed. Then Bib Fortuna comes out to try saying Jabba isn't seeing anyone. Luke mind tricks him. Then Luke sees Jabba, who gets woken by all this and even called Bib a fool for falling for the mind trick.
              Luke forcing his way in was a way of demanding respect from Jabba.
              I understood this at ten years old, I don't see why "he was invited" man is struggling.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Jabba was clearly expecting him
              Doesn't mean he was going to let him in. And seeing as Jabba was never going to do a deal, he was right to try to stop him getting in.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing about RotJ's opening makes sense, it's just there to show off Jim Henson's Creature Shop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was being an butthole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Force is discussed almost exclusively in reference to means of attack and lightsaber duels when the entire purpose of Yoda and Obi-Wan's teachings are to let go of the material and accept that you yourself are part of a greater entity
    I miss when the Force was utility, knowledge and mysticism and not about power levels.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol what the frick are you talking about bro? the force is taught to be used "onlly for knowledge and defense, never for attack" and then in the first 15 minutes you watch Ben Kenobi chop a guys arm off after already cutting his blaster in two
      Jedi are like samurai where the ythink they're better than everyone and can just kill anyone they want without reprecussions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't really say all Jedi are like that. I mean Yoda isn't, obviously. Still, when Obi-Wan is teaching Luke he's saying and doing all the right shit, even if he himself was never truly a master at it.
        Also he kinda lets himself get killed by Vader.

        >So... what is he doing?
        Jedi mind trick.
        Also they were holding their polearms.

        Did you watch the link? It's like 24 seconds in. There is a specific cut that shows one of the guards by himself against the wall grabbing his throat, trying to breathe.
        This dude choked a b***h. It makes no sense in regards to Luke's character, whatever that is, or the context.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks i need to watch a youtube clip for a movie i've watched for 40 years
          No choke happened.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't notice it until on a recent rewatch. Could be easily missed.
            He definitely chokes those poor, innocent security guards. And all he was there for was negotiations. How could Lucas let this slip by during the edit?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              For one Lucas is a hack. Everything good about the OT did not involve Lucas.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not easy to miss and it's there because the it's dubiously dark side behavior and raises questions about Luke's internal conflict between the dark and light sides.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, I get the temptation side of Luke's mostly offscreen arc, but like I said earlier; it doesn't make sense in the context. He's already announced his pending arrival and is there specifically to barter with Jabba, whether it works or not. He's not sneaking in or anything.
                It's like this entire movie was written in a weekend. RotJ is truly Prequel-tier.
                John Williams isn't an excuse for shoddy screenwriting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he just had an butthole moment, choking people is the signs of an butthole. it's not that complicated

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which is what anon is saying, he starts killing and attacking people unnecessarily because of his mood. His morality slips.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no anon doesn't get that, he's saying it doesn't make sense for Luke's character.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah I guess so. I agree the OT has cracks upon cracks but Like being dark at the start of ROTH does parse for me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Luke* being dark at the start of ROTJ* FRICK

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He's not sneaking in or anything.
                He is. He announced his arrival but Jabba thinks it's a big joke and would have just had him seized on sight if he tried to come in normally.

                So he force chokes the guards and off-screen uses other tactics until he walks into Jabba's throne room during a moment of down-time. Everyone is dozing when Luke finally shows up in front of Jabba in-person. Jabba is also pretty high on something too. His eyes are all glazed over in a way they weren't in the previous scenes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh and I forgot he uses a mind trick on Jabba's Twilek right-hand man, Bib Fortuna.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And he probably used the force to lift the gate before he walks in.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jabba has been addicted to Death Sticks since Chancellor Valorum was in power. Mrs. Hutt has been trying to get him clean for years

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pig men aren't really people though. It's like hitting a dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          to answer your question, it was to show that he had gone down a darker route since the end of TESB, to make the viewer nervous about if he'd fully go to the dark side or not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >onlly for knowledge and defense, never for attack" and then in the first 15 minutes you watch Ben Kenobi chop a guys arm off after already cutting his blaster in two
        did you miss the part where those thugs were about to pull out a blaster? oh wait you didn't you're just a fricking moron. Do you remember the scene where Obi-wan walked up to those two called them fat morons, cut their hand off, walked away no explanation? Because we saw different movies dumbass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pull the gun from their hands with the force
          or
          >you don't want to do that *waves hand*
          or
          >chop blaster in half and stop there

          instead he permanently disfigures him lol, nice peaceful jedi you got there lol
          fricking old republic worshipping troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Force was always more like the poltergeist of luck.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was the best they could do in such a short amount of time. Luke sucked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >blows up the Death Star
      >blows up the Imperial Weapon Factory
      >Founds and leads Rogue Squadron
      >Defeats Grand Inquisitor
      >Defeats Darth Vader and redeems him
      > Ends the Sith by doing things his own way and ignoring all his “mentors”
      >Biggest reason why the Empire fell
      >Takes out the entire Dark Trooper Army by himself when they were seen as unstoppable
      >Founds and leads the New Jedi Order
      >Defeats Snoke
      >Becomes most powerful Jedi ever

      How the frick is that sucking?? He’s like the SW version of Superman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He fought a grand inquisitor?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, he beat the Grand Inquisitor and then the Grand Inquisitor went back to Vader in tears complaining about how powerful Luke was

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t remember that, source?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey thanks, I must have missed this from the comics where his spirit attempted to fight him but yes that is indeed a victory.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luke lost all character after Empire Strikes Back. The way he acts in Return of the Jedi is far removed from earlier appearances but it's still "Luke". Luke in everything past is just a flanderized version. His appearance in Book of Boba Fett being the epitome of Luke acting like a jedi master rather than luke the jedi master.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He skipped a grade.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because, when Yoda died, and especially when Anakin died, Luke was it (according to the movies, not so much EU and Disney continuities where 35353 Jedi survived the purge).

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When Empire was made there was a bunch more films planned which would've involved things like Luke finding his sister and presumably showing him learning how to be a jedi. Empire had stressed Lucas out, he paid for the budget himself so he changed his mind and decided to wrap things up in the next film.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pay to win bullshit

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White privilege

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because the idea that Jedi were trained practically from birth didn't exist when the original trilogy was made

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ‘Too old.’

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because when everybody else from the order is dead you can decide who becomes a jedi and when, he can declare himself grandmaster ultimate jedi and there's nobody to say otherwise

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter. He was never strong up until Return. In his encounter with Vader in ESB, Vader was clearly toying with him. Like an amateur fighter going up against Muhammad Ali. He landed one strike, a lucky shot, and then Vader had enough and ended him in one second one-handed.

    Whether or not he called himself a Jedi (which I don't think he formally did until Return) doesn't really matter.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nepotism.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quite a bit of fast-tracking when you're in a class of one.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For chewie and the ewoks

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did Yoda mean when he said "No, there is another?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shoddy sequel hook, right? I’m sure Lucas was sitting there thinking it could be Han

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who did literally nothing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She was backup :_; but seriously it’s a half assed plot point

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She can back that fat ass and breasts up on me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes, because Luke fulfilled his role. she was the last hope in case he failed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And how the frick would that have played out? Say he died. Now what? Leia becomes a jedi? Lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Watch the scene with him and Leia before he leaves Endor again, it's the answer to all your questions

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                One of the absolute worst scenes in the trilogy. Prolongs the tiresome Ewok plot like dull patchwork meant to tie up an incidental loose end.
                Like a soap opera

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It took him a few years, between Episode 5 and 6 (and it's somewhat hinted that he's not really a jedi in 6 yet).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rey becomes a Jedi master after killing Sheev. Luke is pathetic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Luke is canonically twice as powerful as Rey and Sheev.

        Go shill someplace else, dipshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and it's somewhat hinted that he's not really a jedi in 6 yet
      He becomes a jedi when he discards his lightsaber, refuses temptation and fully embraces his faith in the force.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but in the OT’s own attitude, that doesn’t necessarily entail permanent transcendental mastery and a set of superpowers either. Luke is being in tune and applying discipline in that moment

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You’re saying this all to attack The Last Jedi, aren’t you!?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >quickly
    Kys, kathleen

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were all dead, so who was to say he wasn't a Jedi?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has the highest Midichlorian count of any being ever. He trained with Yoda/ Obi-Wan for about a year and then trained himself. But, it’s basically because he is just the most naturally powerful being in Star Wars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Surely you can’t be excited about all this midichlorian stuff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >excited

        I don’t get excited or not excited. It’s literally the story as George Lucas wrote it. Whether I love it or I think it’s pants on the head is entirely irrelevant.

        Luke is just uniquely gifted and powerful. That’s it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Right I get it. I’m just saying midichlorians are an unsatisfying aspiritual development

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but the thread is asking a specific question. And the answer is pretty well known by now. The Skywalkers were created by the Force. Luke was the most balanced, and realized of the four known Skywalkers. He’s the most powerful

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't change shit.
            Matter is a function of the Force all the way down to these micro-organisms.
            Higher count of those thingies correlate with higher Force involvement.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This is correct. Luke and Leia were like weapons of mass destruction waiting to be unlocked. They were that powerful

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Think of it this way….most force sensitives/ Jedi have an M-Count of 10-12k.

    Luke had an M-Count of almost 40k. He was a Demi-God like his father. That’s why, even with a year of training, Yoda and Kenobi were happy to send him up against the Sith. He’s just insanely otherworldly powerful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really care about and abide by this midicholrian stuff? Does it truly spark joy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >happy to send him up against the Sith.
      Apart from when Yoda tells him it's too soon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never saw Return of the Jedi, huh? I mean it’s only 40 years old and one of the most famous films of all time so I can blame you for not having heard of it. Here:

        Master Yoda: No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're asking the wrong question. The question isn't
    >why did Luke become a Jedi so quickly compared to the prequel trilogy
    it's
    >why did Lucas ignore the original trilogy and make training take so much longer in the prequel trilogy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that the PT parses okay with the OT by saying the Jedi had built a regressive program that inhibited the more honest personal path to a real Jedi, producing more military units that they did spiritual ones. I also think this parses with the PT okay because Rey is in the discipline of Luke as a spiritual wanderer more than she is the long study to become a church soldier that the old Jedi created

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I also think this parses with the ST* okay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >parses
          Please stop using this word.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Makes sense with, then

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Necessity. There simply wasn't the time for Yoda and Ben to do a "by-the-book" apprenticeship for Luke, so he got the bare-bones version and sent to work.

    It didn't hurt that his father was so powerful in the Force and so was Luke.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fictional film, whatever the writers want to happen can happen

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are you guys not tired of circle-jerking the same shit over and over and over and over again?
    star wars movies are not even good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile is 5 people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your post, however, is just so entertaining and useful.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He used a montage.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's always been pretty clear there was no long term plan and the first movie was intended to be one and done. Everything since has either been discarded ideas for the original film, or retconned in. Not to say I didn't enjoy them as a kid but none of these movies have consistency that holds up under scrutiny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >intended to be one and done.
      Why did Vader get away?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He trained extensively between the first and second films. It's extremely evident if you aren't a moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      second and third* sorry
      basically between the end of Empire and start of ROTJ

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that whiteoid stare

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It takes like three years to get a blackbelt in karate. It took Luke 4 years to become a Jedi. The comparison is one to one and Luke took a year longer than most

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brother how does your karate analogy work? In that sport they reward you for persistence not skill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should have used Brazilian Jiujutsu instead moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the stupidest fricking post that I’ve ever read. Anywhere

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its not really. did you see any of the fights luke got into? he got frickin school, and basically relied on "its frickin magic".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Go to bed, drunkard

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wake up, sheeple

            Oh, you’re black. That explains it

            yeah they sure talk about schools alot im sure lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, you’re black. That explains it

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Well, I left home just a week before
    >And I've never ever been a Jedi before
    >But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
    >He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
    >Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
    >So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
    >With my Yoda
    >Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
    >Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
    >Yoda
    >Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
    >Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
    >So I used the Force
    >I picked up a box
    >I lifted some rocks
    >While I stood on my head
    >Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
    >He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side"
    >"If you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
    >Oh, my Yoda
    >Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i had the force id just use it to crush peoples balls. at randomly, on the highway. just be driving past and see an incoming car on the other side of the highway? pop. no one would ever be able to pin it on me

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one tell him he couldn't.
    >Dad, and former mentors are ghosts, so not really in any position to give a rank, not that they really care.
    >"Last" Jedi Master said if he confronts Vader he'll be a jedi.
    >Possible Togruta gf is excommunicado.

    Op, the answer is simple. When you're the only member of a club left you can give yourself whatever rank or title you want. Jedi Master, Jedi Grand Master, Jedi Grand Master Plus. No one is gonna tell him otherwise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >in a decade or two ill be able to call myself the grandmaster hetrosexual
      oh shit

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it didn’t take nearly as much back when Lucas wrote the OT.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    need Luke version of this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a Mary Sue.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He did some exercise and practice and then left to be chased around the room by Vader for several hours while Palpatine giggled. His victory wasn't in battle, it was his emotional plea to Vader.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He defeated Vader in their duel, you dumb frick. He then defeated Palpatine by throwing down his weapon and choosing death. Palpatine literally wanted Luke to strike Palpatine down so he could take over his body. His refusal to do so was the victory.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Victory wasn’t in battle

      - blows up the Death Star
      - leads a group of 4 people against the most powerful Criminal Syndicate in the Galaxy and wipes them all out
      - defeats Vader handily in Lightsaber duel

      How much is Disney paying you?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He obviously rushed through the training, just like JK Rowling rushed through writing one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

    Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

    >a-at least the books were good though
    "No!"
    The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

    I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ulysses Middle Tier

      >Atlas Shrugged High Tier

      Holy frick, you’re inferior

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s the most powerful person in the history of the galaxy. That’s why

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was jesus

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yoda gave him a personal instrumental score that helped him force move large objects.

    DAA DA DAA DA DA DA DAAAAAA DO DOOOOO

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly son

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did Vader guess Luke met Obi Wan? Stereotypical characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I'd imagine it was when Luke yelled "No!" after Vader vaporized Obi-Wan.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the star wars formula deteriorates after a new hope

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are people really arguing over Luke force choking a couple of guards at jabba's palace ACKSHULLY makes him a sith lord? What was he supposed to do?

    >Oh I'm sorry I'll wait for an invitation...
    >Nothing personnel jabba *teleports*
    If it makes you feel better he didn't kill them, he just choked them out (unlike Vader who makes sure that whoever he Force chokes actually does). Even though it wouldn't matter if he killed them because jabba's guards are for all intents and purposes evil (they willingly serve a known slaver and crime boss) and would not let Luke into the palace without violence. Not to mention that jabba doesn't care of a couple of gamorrean guards die. Would you have preferred he just merk them then and there with his light saber and ruin the whole plan of minimal casualties? Maybe it's just a change in culture of OT vs Disneywars where the protag fights against an unstoppable force and uses the power of Deus ex machina or lazy writing to end up persevering in the end?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the whole plan of minimal casualties?
      Don't they blow up Jabba's Sail Barge with a bunch of people on it?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was out of necessity given that the Jedi order was dead, and he was already an adult. Luke was sort of an emergency and the last hope of the Jedi. This is why it's more tense in ROTJ because Luke's training was rushed, and it's a harder tell if he will be good enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >An Emergency

      Yoda and Obi-Wan hid him and watched over him for his entire life. He was their main plan for decades. It’s just that Obi Wan decided to let him have a normal childhood

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He used a montage.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont remember luke having that pony tail

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was born with Divine Pure Yang Immortal Body physique and can cultivate four times as quickly with half the effort.
    I'm sorry

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unban me

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit dumbasses, Luke is the origina incel. he's a OG incel wizard

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The jedi order had fallen and Yoda decided to cut out all the stupid pointless teachings that caused Anakin to go nuts in the first place.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we went larp mode when he started wearing all black and acting holy than thou

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