How did Obi Wan defeat the invincible high ground?

How did Obi Wan defeat the invincible high ground?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally inverted the universe so that he would have the high ground and he would fall INTO Maul

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't maul have had the high ground when he jumped over him then?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. because he reverted the invertion mid air.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better yet, why didn't he teach ankain that move?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't teach your students everything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A wise master always saves one ultimate skill for himself as insurance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did. Which is why he said "don't try it" did you even watch the movie?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because of the implication

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Better yet, why didn't he teach ankain that move?
      "You're learning, Liu Kang."

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because from his point of view, he has the highground

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let's get real in this thread
    did maul ever get pussy? he doesn't seem like the type of dude who chases sniz. was he an incel?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He made them frick each other with his other dual lightsaber.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ass to ass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frick to fricky
          We know uncle tom's a monkey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know he did, he was hanging out with gangsters in the none Disney timeline

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if that's face paint then no he never got pussy. if that's what his race looks like he crushed red face pussy

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This irratates me on re-watch. Maul just stands there. Just swipe em

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was arrogant and playing with his food. Cant blame him though, he defeated them pretty easily before that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classic dumb-villain-turning-is-back trope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was arrogant and playing with his food. Cant blame him though, he defeated them pretty easily before that.

        I hate obi Wan so much I can't even put it into words

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Can't put it in words
          That's what images are for, anon.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From a certain point of view he is the one with the high ground.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because people are moronic and seem to deliberately misinterpret that High Ground moment.
    >Derrrr Obi-Wan means that as a basic rule of combat, having the high ground means you win derrrr duhhhhh
    What it actually means in that specific scenario in which
    >You are on a steep dirt hill next to a flowing river of molten lava
    Obviously you want to be the guy who's further up the hill and away from the fricking lava. The fight is over at that point because either Anakin hops on to lower ground and has to fight his way up a steep and crumbly hill OR he will attempt to leap over Obi-Wan and get dismembered, which is what happens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin coulda just hopped backwards and then flee to fight another day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but he didn't do that because he was arrogant and not a coward.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A FRICKING HILL OF SAND
      Was it foreshadowing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. It had nothing to do with fricking dirt and relative positioning.
      He was talking about the moral high ground. The entire fight was a metaphor. A shitty, juvenile, comically blunt and heavy-handed one, but still. The fact that you trash keep completely misunderstanding it only shows that the movie, as tacky and childish as it was, remains way over your toddler heads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh huh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Star Wars isn't that deep, man. You're taking a PG-13 movie way too seriously.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no he was saying high ground because he was smokin doooooobies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't he force push him?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fast swingyboi

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i've already won this fight
    >he doesn't stand a fricking chance
    >and even if he manages to pull something out of his ass he's a jedi so he won't do anything to kill me
    And then Obi Wan pulled something out of his ass and went for a kill shot

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Lucas make all those alterations but won't fix the fricking horns?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The high ground is an advantage some Jedi consider to be unnatural

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >66
    Shan't be telling you the Jedi secrets, Sheev

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obi-Wan only defated Anakin on Mustafar because he learned from Maul's mistake on Naboo. If Kenobi hasn't lived through almost exact situation he would have gotten sliced in half like Maul

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked how the Revenge of the Sith game had an evil ending where Anakin actually pulls it off and kills Obi Wan the way he killed Maul. Then he just stabs the Emperor.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trainspotting

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was actually before the high ground was invented. Maul with prep time would have won.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Darth Maul hotglue his horns to his head.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do the prequels look like shit

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How was Palpatine planning on reigning Anakin in if he didn't lose all of his limbs?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's all over, Skywalker
    >I have the higher position
    Brilliant writing, Gorge.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This scene and Sheev stabbing those 2 jedi were always fricking weird, why didn't anybody stop George

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