How did Shaggy not end up as a fat frick even after eating so much?

How did Shaggy not end up as a fat frick even after eating so much?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He burns all the calories by running away all the time. He's also a star field track runner so he actually has always exercised regularly. He doesn't eat and then just lay around for hours every day

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cardio

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he a gymnast? That's probably how he burns all of his calories.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Running from ghosts all the time is mad cardio

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you smoke a ton you have zero appetite unless you just got high. you will feel a kind of hunger but no real desire to eat

    the times we see him eating a ton are when hes high and bingeing, likely he goes long periods of time not eating when the situation isnt conducive to smoking

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It goes straight to his ass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cursed image
      spoiler that shit next time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is that image cursed?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bearded male stoner with disproportionate birthing hips and thicc booty

          unnatural.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the original writers actually made subtle hints that he suffered from Bulimia Nervosa. Excessive binging followed by self induced vomiting. Look it up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they explain it in the TV movie where they go to Mexico? Dude's got a high metabolism.

      >subtle hints
      Translation: he's "eating-disorder coded."

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that’s the reason Fred gives when the other guy remarks that Shaggy doesn’t look like someone who could eat you out of house and home.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Came here to post this, Mexican guy was asking the same question

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude runs all the time, you should try it.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He ears mostly veg
    Did none of you watch cartoon network as kids?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shaggy's status as a vegetarian has always been in flux. He's been shown eating meat about as often as he's been portrayed as a veggie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >like, I’m a vegetarian
        >except when I get super high, I love eating meat when I’m high
        But shaggy you’re always high
        >…….yeah? And?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dude eats dog food. He barely gets any nutrition.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZOINKSforce. Like, I ain't gotta explain shit, man.

    He literally runs off the excess on an episodely basis.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    drugs

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In the episode "Bedlam in the Big Top"(Air date: November 15, 1969), he says he used to run track, and in another episode "What a Night for a Knight"(Air date: September 13, 1969) he states that he was a gymnast
    I like to think this is still canon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think about it, Shaggy, is the unironic main character of Scooby-Doo, he has the most screen time in almost every series. He's the only character that has been in every spin-off film and series, and he's become a huge meme in LatAM. He even managed to make his way into an official licensed Warner Bros.fighting game. That's why I found it weird when the writers of Velma were putting so much focus on Fred, as if he was a prominent character. All Fred has done for the past 20 years is become autistic about traps.

      • 10 months ago
        shosho

        *traesures

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude's a mutant with a crazy metabolism.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because
    he
    does
    lots
    of
    drugs

    jesus
    christ
    how
    the
    frick
    did
    you
    not
    know
    this
    the
    show
    is
    fricking
    fifty
    years
    old

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking fatasses itt have dogshit genetics
    Uh news?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the series where the gang has actual characterizations, he’s a track athlete with a huge metabolism

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he runs a lot and he is a teenager

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some people got crazy metabolism.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is shaggy doing in Courage's house?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a Scooby Doo-Courage the Cowardly dog crossover movie.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He can keep his pace with a Great dane at least once per episode, everything he eats is burned on the chases.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is a chad.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up looking like Shaggy, I ate way more food than I had any right to eat. I never gained weight because I was blessed with a great metabolism, considering Shaggy's youth he likely is too. When mine wore off I got huge. eventually I lose the weight with exercise and dieting but it was pretty bad at it's worst

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    high metabolism.
    its cannon.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same way I do

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has an absurd metabolism and runs constantly.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he regularly keeps pace with a panicked Great Dane, Who can reach 25 mph if they want to. He burns those calories.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you see how fast and frequently that fricker runs? He probably has to eat that much just to stay alive, like a rodent or insect or something.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, why is he in Muriel and Eustace’s farmhome?

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread has been up for 16 hours and the actual answer hasn't been posted
    it's because he's a cartoon frick off

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tapeworms

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