how did they get him to look so closely to his episode iii version? even the lightsaber fighting was spot on
how did they get him to look so closely to his episode iii version? even the lightsaber fighting was spot on
how did they get him to look so closely to his episode iii version? even the lightsaber fighting was spot on
World War Z should've been an HBO series and Hayden should've played the interviewer.
Maybe some day they'll get it right
They just did
He steals every scene he's in.
Give him and Luke a show already.
Star Wars is so hollow and empty with them as the central focus.
If him and Luke are ever on screen together like this the youtube react fags will all bust a gasket and die, they can't kill them off.
I genuinely don't understand why Disney has purposefully avoided a tv show where Luke, Leia and Han go on space adventures post Episode 6 since the IP's purchase 10 years ago.
I wouldn't want to watch that and my intuition tells me that's really retarded.
>I genuinely don't understand why Disney has purposefully avoided a tv show where Luke, Leia and Han go on space adventures post Episode 6 since the IP's purchase 10 years ago.
They're hopelessly shook by Solo's failure into being terrified of recasting those characters, despite the fact they absolutely should
Shii-Cho and Juyo are the best Prequel styles because they best resemble actual longsword fighting
Shut the fuck up nerd
a bit cringe
I want to agree with you but I have no idea what you're talking about, be more clear next time.
I haven't even seen the episode but I'm sure it helps he's aged so well.
He definitely looks way too old now. They finally got luke right so they just used the same technique for anakin.
he really looked good
Somehow.
this looks awful lol the glitchin between vader and anakin. jesus christ.
Why?
Holy shit the choreography is bad
It's fine. Stop bitching.
>enjoy the subpar slop disney+ gives you!!!
>IT HAS TO HAVE STUPID FLIPS LIKE LE PREQUELS
Retarded nostalgia fag. inb4 chud rage
>LE
go back fedoraman
You're blind as well as a joyless husk who will die alone.
Yeah the glitching was unnecessary
Too dumb
Because SW-femdom is a bunch of mental oligophrenics
Rosario's acting is so bad in this show, holy shit.
>that slow ass maneuver of Anakin in the end, that makes him completely vulnerable in the end of the video
Oh no no no no
>I've still some things to teach you
>does this
>she learns something
?
>that slow ass maneuver of Anakin in the end, that makes him completely vulnerable in the end of the video
I bet you clapped & cheered at Obi Wan's slow, awkward spin when fighting Vader in A New Hope.
>nuthin personel anakin
>actually grabs Ahsoka's other lightsaber hilt so she can't attack freely while they're locked
a lightsaber fight you can actually see and not mostly hidden through editing?
unique for a star wars show and probably because hayden is actually experienced in the choreography for lightsaber fights.
>That last scene where Anakin acted like a slow retard opening himself for strike, so Ahsoka could look good
YASS QUEEEN!!!
You know he did it on purpose, right? That was the whole point of the test.
Damn, even his walk is on point. Hayden bros...
he did a good job
So do force ghosts just spend eternity walking blue sidewalks?
casual sunday stroll for force bros
I like the glitxhing Anakin, but the dueling lacks power. You can tell they're trying to stop once they hit the opponents blade.
Watching it critically, I'd say you're correct - Hayden's flashy moves, though slower than Episode 3, are completely outshining Rosario here. Either she actually couldn't quite keep up, or more likely, they weren't given enough time to practice and make it as tight as they could've.
You can especially see it at about 15 seconds into
. It's supposed to be her knowing how to deal with this flurry of attacks by knowing his moves, but it comes off as just getting stunlocked instead.
That said, it's overall good enough to pass for me to enjoy it massively, as well as the episode.
I hope there's a 'Making Of' in the works. For this episode at least. Filoni is too big a nerd not to... hopefully.
I think Hayden was the better performance just down to experience really. If you see the BTS footage from EP 2/3, they trained HARD.
The reason the PT has such great fight scenes is down the time they put into training. The ST just didn't have that.
Hayden's still got it. His choreography and moves are as impactful and smooth as ever. Mogging the fuck out of everyone else in these shows.
He moves like an old man now because he is. You just have a nostalgia boner.
Nah, its shit still. Anakin in prequels moved and fough like untamed animal and pure genius. His movement felt like he didnt think much about what to do next and his body just went on its own.
Here you just seem him acting very methodical and conscious becuase obivously Hayden didnt train for this scene as hard as for prequels.
Its not the worst piece of NuWars duel but lets not bullshit.
I agree with you, but like Keanu in Matrix 4, I'm not going to hold the productions lack of proper choreography against him.
>Anakin in prequels moved and fough like untamed animal and pure genius.
lol
He's a middle aged man. And clearly still remembers his form from back in the day. It's good enough for what amounts to a pointless, non-canon fanfiction that never needed to exist and doesn't justify itself. None of these Disney shows are Star Wars, they are a soulless product. "Content" if you will. The Star Wars films were not "content". Not Hayden's fault, and he clearly still cares enough to look and fit the part at least.
>He's a middle aged man. And clearly still remembers his form from back in the day.
>honestly I suspect Hayden did the choreo himself
Muscle memory is a thing. My dad is 83 and picked up a rifle recently for the first time in twenty years and can still shoot pop tabs off a fencepost at 20-25 yards.
The prequel fights were absolute shit. This is way better.
Every prequel fight is awesome. Those were the Jedi knights Obi Wan described in the first movie, absolute masters at what they could do with a couple jobbers like Coleman.
The complaints of the prequels were perfectly addressed here, they look like they're swinging to kill not flailing in the air. More practical while retaining enough of the flash of the prequels.
The prequel fights had unnecessary flailing and flipping. They only appeal to children or nostalgia retards.
It's always easy to spot zoomers or boomers like you who will never understand Star Wars.
>The prequel fights had unnecessary flailing and flipping. They only appeal to children or nostalgia retards.
And that's the way uh huh uh huh, we like it.
Oh good they got rid of that goofy ass prequel fighting.
Cringe.
2008 babies are splooshing themselves.
Hilarious how much Hayden is outclassing Rosario here.
Anyone who claims this looks good is literally retarded and doesnt even comprehend what "good choreography" entails
Its the exact same confused baseball bat zogslop from disney except this time with 50 year old hayden christensen shoved into his old uniform to larp as his glory days. I love the guy but this is just fucking shit
So obviously this is the last episode and she dies, right? Surely they wouldn't just put some gay lightsaber fight in with zero stakes, right??
He goes HARD. I wonder if Hayden Christensen kept making lightsaber sounds like Neeson and McGregor did during the prequels.
>mfw never getting an Anakin series
What even is the timeline anymore?
Bros, i don't really want to watch nuWars but if our guy is in...
I need a cut of just Anakin scenes from this and obi wan. Will never actually watch any of this shit
I'm only about halfway through the ep and thought I'd pop in to see what /misc/ thought. I've been disappointed with the flat acting and the slow pacing so far.
But right now I've got a big old grin on my face.
Seeing young Ahsoka played by someone who's actually acting just made Rosario Dawson's """""performance""""" that much worse to me
>we got Hayden in clone wars armor
I still want to apologize to George. I would've cared for this if it actually happened when I cared about star wars (which was before he sold it).
I'm still glad Hayden is killing it with every scene he's in at least. I hope he gets some other decent roles after this.
>CIS FUCKING SHITS
How did they get away with that line?
It's ok he didn't use the K word
Kennedy?
Clankers?
>hayden in clone wars armor
finally, about damn time
Anakin's clone wars outfit has always looked like garbage.
Jedi tunics or full body clone trooper armor. Nothing else.
Holy mother of shit taste.
Kys.
Nah, you should die just for being a TCWfag.
Jedi wearing armor is dumb.
>But Hurr Durr it looks like Vader's chestplate!
Friendly reminder that there hasn't been a good Star Wars product since 1980.
there've been a bunch of great video games though
And don't forget the cartoons! and merchandise, toys, theme parks... STAR WARS WINS FOREVER
stop shitposting
I can understand OT only Star Wars fans hating this shit because it is nonsense to a casual Star Wars fan who buys Yeed Funkos but I thought this episode was really cool. George would approve of everything except for the evil post RotJ Anakin stuff
> the evil post RotJ Anakin stuff
He wasn’t evil, he was pushing her forward or some such silliness
If he was just fucking with her to help her grow that's fine. I just don't like the idea of Anakin's force ghost being conflicted still. It does make for cool visuals and I don't blame anyone for doing that. But Anakin is redeemed after RotJ and he's dead anyway.
It was Ahsoka who was conflicted in the dueling. That’s why Anakin was changing to Vader, to reflect her own fears. Actually the only thing that suggested Anakin was “real” was his direct RotJ reference.
>just don't like the idea of Anakin's force ghost being conflicted still
Fun fact: that almost came back in the ST.
>fun fact
Wow, no one knew that already
>concept art is better than anything from the actual movies
Anakin's spirit isn't just Anakin. It's also Vader.
As a force ghost he has embodied both his light and darkness and brought them both into balance.
By switching back and forth to vader, he's not showing conflict but harmony.
He wasn't fighting out of hate but to teach Ahsoka.
At least that would make sense, but with these fucking writers who knows...
I don't even think it was a Force ghost of Anakin. He would appear to Luke sooner than Ahsoka. No, this was some shit all I'm Ahsoka's mind.
It's going to be up for debate with YouTubers and that gay stuff but I can take it either way to an extent. Hayden was definitely great, you could tell he was having a lot of fun and probably gave the shitty Disney fight choreographers some pointers about what moves Anakin would use.
honestly I suspect Hayden did the choreo himself
> He would appear to Luke sooner than Ahsoka.
He literally did appear to Luke sooner.
Not in nu wars I don't think unless he mentioned that in BoBF. I can't see Anakin putting up with his woe is me shit in TLJ of he was talking to him
Did you forget the ending to ROTJ?
Luke is no longer a top 5 character In Star Wars. Main characters will no longer interact with him for more than a scene at most.
False. The main characters are where Star Wars begins and ends. Ahsoka isn't one of them.
I love Hayden
>has to shuck and jive as anakin for the duration of his remaining time on this earth
grim
He even found a way to bring back his stale acting from the prequels too. Bravo dildoni. I’m extremely surprised he didn’t try to have young ahsoka be half naked like he did in the cartoon. God, this show SUCKS.
>he sees Ahsoka
>comment on how much of a hag she is
wtf happened to my exotic alien teenage apprentice?
To old. Anakins strikezone ends at the age Padme was when he first saw her.
Unironically waiting for some YouTubers opinion video to drop and verify my feelings
Holy shit! why is this so fucking good?
Filoni while Kathy is strapped down in Iger's basement unable to interfere
it always was
seething EUnuchs have been trying to convince people that Filoniwars was bad for years
I'm an EU fanboy, I love a lot of Disney's more recent stuff.
It was worth the wait. Clone Wars live-action miniseries starring Hayden's Triumphant Return when?
>only hayden and clones
>no other actors at all
I can only dream
clone armor does look quite awful in live action, it's hilarious seeing the armor look as if it's slipping down from their thighs
anybody who complained about there not being any physical clone armor costumes and that theyr'e all only CGI and Temuera wearing a green bodysuit over the past 20 years needs to fucking apologize
Yeah, I get it it's easier to move around in a more loose fitting armor but it kills the aesthetic, the OT stormtroopers in disney media have the same problem, they look like chubby manlets compared to the ones in the original films
What TCW episode was this? The CGI clones mixed with real shots look very weird.
The siege of Mandalore, apparently.
His first bit where the clones died following Ahsoka's orders was from the first Ryloth episode.
Idk if they were soft retconning Clone Wars there or what because that all happened in space. Unless Ahsoka was just on a downer during the Ryloth Campaign because it was the first time she experienced heavy casualties.
I kept waiting for Plo Koon to pop up in tonight's episode because of Filoni's bone for him. Rest assured we'll probably get a limited CW series staring Hayden just so Filoni can see Koon in live action
>Standing still in an active warzone where you can't even see further than 50 feet in front of you and lasers keep whizzing by
That's fucking retarded. Inb4 muh force.
It always was
It's not...
End yourself, shill. It is bad and always was.
If you liked TCW and Rebels it's pretty good. If you're not a fan then don't watch it, no one else is apparently and the people who are around here are watching it for free anyway.
You can do all this work and it still won't change the fact George made Anakin kill children. No amount of spin offs or prequels to the prequels will save this.
If it didn't bother Padme, why should it bother me?
Who care about sand "people" ?
Anakin will never be seen as a good person. He's a talented guy in a shitty situation manipulated his whole life to do terrible things and only his ignorant son forgave him. Anakin is no saint at all.
Anakin Is a saint in the truest form. He does gods will and dies for his faith.
Anakin is a tremendously flawed person who murdered children
Anakin is the hand of God. The divine force sent to rebalance the force at zero.
They where not children. They where monsters. Groomed to push us all around. We are all much better off without them. The whole galaxy is.
Once anakin rids the galaxy of the jedi and the sith only then can people start making their own decisions. Without some all powerful ivory tower force lords looking to swoop down and knee cap you if you ever draw outside the lines
Fuck off trip schizo
The devil hated christ because he was good and right
The only people that fit that mould are Meetra Surik and Kreia.
I feel the need to be kreias voice in all star wars threads I happen upon. Best character from anything ever
I would gain influence with kreia for what I've said :3
>Meetra Surik
You mean Shin Hati
Those children where being groomed to use a supernatural power most don't have so they can push everyone else in the galaxy around. The jedi where not peace keepers, they where the republics thugs. Sent to bloody the nose of anyone who dared speak up against them.
Anakins job was to rebalanced the force, as the jedi unbalanced it severely by using and abusing the force for their own (so called do gooder) ends. The force sent anakin to eliminate the jedi, then the sith.
Anakins purpose is divine, not humanitarian. God has no qualms killing the seeds of evil. And the jedi are absolutely evil. If the younger jedi where let go they'd restart the order and nothing would be solved.
Anakin is a hero, but not in a secular and humanitarian sense. He's a hero because once Luke and Lea die and hopefully die childless, the galaxy will finally be free from the influence of these all powerful force users. Only the can the rest of the galaxy be free to exercise it's own agency
>the galaxy will finally be free from the influence of these all powerful force users
You do know that the Jedi were finding those kids somewhere, right? They don't stop being born because some temple got raided.
If you eliminate all force sensitive you eliminate the genes that carry force sensitivity.
For instance someone mentioned schizophrenia earlier. That's actually genetic with biological markers if real. You can do a brain scan and see. We could round schizos up and exterminate them. Along with any who carry the recessive alleles for it. And that would eliminate schizophrenia from our gene pool. As would doing the same with those who carry the genes for force sensitivity eliminate force sensitive from the gene pool of the galaxy.
Vader did a lot of work cleaning up all the force sensitives before luke finally took him down.
If this were true, wouldn't the Jedi Order be doing that to themselves already, by seeking out anyone with force potential and then inducting them into an order where not starting a family is one of the regulations?
Anakin did not kill children.
Anakin killed child soldiers.
They were a legitimate thread, which he knew because he had its own talented apprentice.
Ahsoka's body count was insane before she even hit puberty.
The Jedi gave them the sabers and made them combatants.
The blood is on Yoda's hands for allowing the Jedi to become servants of a corrupt senate, on Windu's hands for circumventing the rule of law, and on Obi Wan's hands for allowing Qui Gon to be killed, training Anakin poorly, then blaming Anakin for everything instead of listening to him.
This.
The Jedi are thugs in the conflict instead of healing people.
child soldiers are still children Kaz
>military bases are not legitimate targets because some of the soldiers are still in boot camp
This is you.
You are silly.
they were padawans who had never fought in their lives.
>Anakin did not kill children.
They actually made inquisitors from most of them
Who even said it needs to be saved? Anakin killing kids adds realistic brutality to the tale. It makes audience realize that shit actually shit the fan and Anakin's downfall is complete.
>reddit tourists wake up and immediately start talking about children
there's no end for you groomers
kneel
also apologize to George while you're at it
Filoni betrayed George and ruined everything he ever made you retarded brainrotted chud.
Hey Dildoni, your fetish character can’t act for shit. All she does is stare pensively. Useless cunt.
Filoni.... I kneel. This was a great introspection episode.
>This was a great introspection episode.
I dunno what that means. All I know is I'm still grinning.
Looks like a student film.
A show or movie with these two during the Clone Wars would be kino. The e-boi Ahsoka was a great cast.
>war BAD but Anakin says you're a bitch if you're a teenager and can't handle it
Disney accidentally made anti war propaganda
nah..rebels still exists
I don't think we have any reason to believe it wasn't actually Anakin.
The fact that he still has darkness in him shouldn't be surprising. Are we supposed to think he was completely purged of all darkness when he killed the Emperor? Clearly he carries it with him for eternity.
Anakin had no darkness in him. He was gods hand to rebalance the force at zero.
There is no light or dark side to the force. That's a false dichotomy of the jedis making. There is only power, and those that seek it. And God doesn't like when humans seek to use his power.
Anakin is God's enforcer. Luke is not a hero, he is merely Anakins object of affection. God uses luke to push anakin along the path
the point is clearly that all force users have both light and dark within themselves and that some, with discipline can "edge" the dark side and utilise it to gain advantage in life or death scenarios. made dindu did exacftly this. which is why he was touted as the most powerful jedi master. anakin allowed his dark side to overtake him. but redeemed himself at the last minute. so he is the perfect candidate to teach ahsoka how to utilise that aspect of herself without falling victim to the same thing he did. in preparation for the coming battle against the yuuzhan vong
The dark side is not part of the force.
not an argument
provide a counter argument or fuck off
no such thing as light without dark
they call it the dark side of the force for a reason
dark side users have their own particular brand of force abilities
even some light side users can train themselves to use those abilities without giving into the dark side
both sides of the forces are connected and have a relationship with one another, just like any other sort of polarity
practically everything within the star wars universe points to, if not openly admits to the dark side being a fundamental polarity of the force within the force itself that embodies certain universal principles
>the light side of the force is creation, defense, acceptance of death through relationship with the force
>the dark side of the force is destruction, offense, refusal of death through force of will over the force
the only thing you can kind of argue is separate from the force, is consciousness itself. although its not really separate per se, its more like one degree of separation
its more so that the unified field of the force has allowed a certain degree of randomness to its microcosmic elements (conscious living things). that allows them to have a degree of control over the force, or that allows them to choose to have a certain degree of deferral to the force over their actions
the only separation between the force and other things is consciousness itself
but all things consciousness can access and utilise are within the and part of the force itself, both within and without
anyway
regardless of what is or isn't true about the nature of the force in canon, this is the direction the writers are going
so deal with it
I'm an insider btw
Seriously not reading all of that shit.
There is no "light" side of the force. There's the force, which is natural. Then there's the "dark side" which is simply the perversion of the force. Twisting it, unnaturally, to one's will. Using the dark side is evil. There are no shades of grey or "harmony of light and dark" bullshit.
you've just said the same thing as me only oversimplified to the point where it sounds like you're saying something else when in actuality you're not. clearly you're a midwit pseud
You're wrong my guy.
Anakin killing all the Jedi was specifically because the light side had become to prevalent.
Light, dark, balance.
the 3 states of the force.
Show me one instance, in the original 6 films, where the "light" side is mentioned even once.
its not mentioned because its proponents are dominant. whenever something is dominant it seems like the norm or the default so its proponents tend to not differentiate, and tend to refer to anything not within that dynamic to be the "other", the "enemy", the "opposition", the "incorrect"
kind of like how in politics, both left and right wing believe each other to be wrong and out of touch, when both left and right ideologies are not supposed to be ideologies but rather praxiologies used pragmatically, depending on the circumstances
and what that means is, people within that then lose a holistic sense of what "is" and become ideologically possessed
and the whole point of the philosophy of star wars is to show that both light and dark are two sides of the same coin, and holistically work alongside each other for the sake of continuity
we've already established that the jedi, despite being "light side users" were fear-based, and their whole ideology was based on ensuring the continuity of light-side dominance because they feared what would occur should their be a dark-side resurgence
they were in the exact same mindset as the sith, completely imbalanced, desperate for control. palpatine outlined this himself. only, he was a hypocrite who also lacked the holistic vision of the force
so I will reiterate, the fundamental backstory of star wars is returning the force back to a state of balance, which can only occur when both light and dark aspects have been incorporated on both a micro and macro scale
and what we're seeing now is anakin teaching ahsoka to do just that, because now is the same to which it is becoming crucial to understand, as the entire galaxy is about to face an existential threat to which there has never been anything comparable
should there be*
>George ripping off Gnosticism
Balance is achieved when Vader and the Emperor are killed, you retard. Balance is the complete removal of the dark side.
Kill the force
This.
But The Empire did bring 23 years of Peace.
balance of good and evil is always retarded.
evil by definition is something that shouldn't exist.
it needs to be more abstract like balance of order and chaos.
>it needs to be more abstract like balance of order and chaos.
That
That is exactly what it is though.
Just because the Sith are characteristically evil doesn't mean the dark side of the force is inherently evil.
For examply take Dark side nexus points of the force such as the cave on Dagobah or even better, let's use the planet Dathomir.
Dathomir is a planet saturated with the dark side. The fauna and flora and even the geography of the planet is inherently chaotic. But can a plant be evil? Can an aggressive rock formation be evil?
No of course not. It's just a hostile environment that harbors a chaotic state of nature.
In this environment, the more aggressive and vicious the organism, the more it succeeds.
The Sith take this principle and apply it to their entire order.
It's just that Jedi or people more attuned to neutrality see their chaotic actions as evil.
There was a Sith lord who spent his power on developing his mining world.
He looked after his employees, had a family and even died an old man, beloved by all who knew him.
He applied the teachings of the Sith to his business practices rather than his treatment towards other sentient beings. Is he evil? His name was Darth Vectivus.
That is not chaos at all.
>Using the dark side is evil
I threw force lighting at a mugger to save a woman.
>OH NOES I"M SO EVIL!
The dark side exists in all living things. Yoda learns this in season 6 of Clone Wars when he fights his shadow self. You have to integrate your shadow. This is what Anakin did when he became a force ghost. He knows himself, he accepts all that he is and then lets go and becomes one with the force. It makes sense as a force ghost he would be able to channel Vader. He's not conflicted, it's just a part of him. And he uses it to teach Ahsoka.
>Yoda learns this in season 6 of Cl-
Stopped reading and caring.
Take it up with George Lucas he wrote it.
Yeah and Anakin shoulders that. It's part of why he became a force ghost. He felt like he'd done so much evil that he had unfinished business. And in both canon and EU he tries to atone as best as someone like him can considering all the atrocities he committed. I know in canon apparently Anakin is the one responsible for pointing Luke to Exegol. So Rey wouldn't have been able to do any of that shit without Anakin's ghost ratting out Palpatine's secret base he knew about as Vader.
>I know in canon apparently Anakin is the one responsible for pointing Luke to Exegol
and I guess this happens in some stupid comic book or, even worse, on some twitter thread
In a novel that released after Rise of Skywalker as damage control trying fill the gaping holes in plot. So it addresses things like why Anakin's ghost didn't show up in the sequels and who Rey's parents really were etc.
nothing personal, my friend, but that sounds convoluted as shit
I'm not defending it. This has been standard practice with the Disney books and comics around the sequels. Tons of shit that should've been addressed in the films left as side content.
yeah, one thing is to accept your dark side, another one is to kill kids and countless of innocents
Using the dark side is based. I'd use it to destroy my enemies.
Seriously hate this braindead and objectively false interpretation of the force.
Sheev Won in the End the Palpatines are the Chosen Ones its Canon
It's still weird how Padme is just a side note in Anakin's story these days. Bring in Natalie
I like how much Vader mourned her in his comic (probably non-canon now).
The one where Kiera Knightly showed up? That was alright
Vader got some bitches.
I tried reading those comics but they just so boring & make Vader a one note thug.
Vader got a harem?
It's disgusting and baffling that Filoni and Disney keep pushing Ahsoka as being more important to Anakin than Obi-Wan, Padme, and his own children. This is absolutely not what Lucas wanted, by the way. Lucas intended for the episode where Ahsoka leaves the Jedi Order to be her absolute final appearance in Star Wars ever.
Lucas was directly involved in everything Filoni did dumdum, who do you think helped him design the character in the first place and put her in a barely legal miniskirt.
Ahsoka never appeared again after the final episode of TCW season 5 until years after the Disney buyout when Filoni had no more supervision. George Lucas had already finished her story. Idiots.
Dumbass. See:
The show was originally going to be 8 seasons, but Disney cancelled it at 6 during its production. She was going to have 3 more arcs: the Coruscant Underworld, the Sith Shrine and Siege of Mandalore - all of which were developed under Lucas before the sale in 2012.
>Lucas intended for the episode where Ahsoka leaves the Jedi Order to be her absolute final appearance in Star Wars ever.
No, he didn't.
>It's disgusting and baffling that Filoni and Disney keep pushing Ahsoka as being more important to Anakin than Obi-Wan, Padme, and his own children.
Doubt. Ahsoka was not even mentioned in the Obi-Wan show. She was mentioned like two times in the 500 issues of the Marvel's Darth Vader comic book run. It is entirely dominated by muh Padme and muh Luke, and he is simping for Padme's handmaiden in the latest run and doesn't kill her and lets her get away with shit cuz she looks like Padme. You're talking out of your ass.
This anon gets it. She was never meant to return. She was never meant for any of this shit.
Yeah actually I do want Luke and Anakin interactions.
From Disney?
I feel terrible for Hayden Christensen:
>Lucas' writing and direction makes you look like a bratty cardboard cutout with a pubescent voice
>Post Star Wars career is awful, and people think you ruined Star Wars
>In reality, you're a great leading man, a fantastic physical actor and actually had the charisma to be an A-lister
Hayden deserves a second chance somewhere.
His acting in the prequels was good. Lucas wanted something very specifically stage Shakespearean and he got it. Not either of their fault that people were too low IQ to get and appreciate it.
considering how much love he gets now and the fact that garbage sequel shit is what awaits us, time is literally on his side.
Not for an a-list career, that is over because otfags hated the shit out of him but he'll win in the end because Disney will keep making terrible shit.
LOL! Hayden looks like a gay pole stripper in that stance.
>not knowing your prequelfag history
>that interview his ex wife did last year saying the first orgasm she ever had was with some rebound guy after their divorce
He has suffered more than we realize.
Link???
https://www.glamour.com/story/rachel-bilson-says-she-didnt-orgasm-during-sex-until-she-was-38
She didn't turn 38 until after they were divorced =/
Just proves he's an old-school chad that refuses to let women orgasm
As somebody that has made all of his gfs cum, let me tell you, I don't understand how it works either.
In reality, I'm convinced some women just can't cum normally, or need obscene amounts of pumping to get off.
Used to get consistent orgasms with all my exes but making my current gf cum is impossible. She doesn't enjoy being eaten out (not uncomfortable with it just says the feeling doesnt do anything for her) and doesn't enjoy being fingered. She likes her clit being rubbed but she is super peculiar with getting me to stop before she cums because it gets too sensitive for her.
Only time she cums is using a toy herself while we fuck or sometimes me using a toy on her but her having to guide it because the only toys she likes are those tiny ass clit sucking ones which are impossible to operate in the dark (the only place she likes to fuck). She says she doesn't mind but man I'm at my wit's end here. We even bought and tried other toys and they don't do anything for her either.
man are you serious. just make her stop using toys and have her go on nofap
She sounds like a coomer that has over-masturbated and can't feel anything non-extreme anymore.
It evened out in the end. Apparently she lost an acting job because she said this.
lmao Hayden really needs to up his fingering game if this is actually true holy shit. If dykes can achieve orgasm 90% of the time without a dick then so should straight guys.
Hayden cheated on this wife with tummy Emma, everyone knows that
>Be Polish man
>They dye your hair, give you a tan and say you're an Italian character
>I feel terrible for Hayden Christensen:
He married that garden gnomeess from The OC
Also he and his bro got a multi-million dollar settlement from USA because they garden gnomeed a series idea from them
Thanks to Disney and Mark Hamill's asinine behaviour on twitter and elsewhere, Hayden's Anakin Skywalker is now and has been top Skywalker
>Hayden Christiansen invented democracy
>Thanks to Disney and Mark Hamill's asinine behaviour on twitter
I'm out of the loop on this, care to write a short summary, please?
I'm still mad we didn't get a Jumper sequel, that movie was great
Agreed. Jumper was a damn good movie. The one with the shadows snatching people as well.,
This anon knows.
Why the fuck have they made such awful content? They could have made an Anakin/Obiwan show, or an Ahsoka/Anakin show and printed money. Fucking retards I swear to God.
>Obiwan show
I want to forget
Filoni my man, he just can't resist showcasing that big fat mom brapper.
>IS THAT A.....AVERAGE 40 YEAR OLD WOMANS ASS.....AAAHHHHH IM GOING LOCOOOOOOO AHHHHH!!!
>tweeted about how many squats she did a day to get her ass to ruin Obi Wan's marriage
>average ass
She's a complete PUTA but her ass is no joke. Sorry Riley.
Ahsoka will always stick out like a sore thumb no matter hard they try to crowbar her in.
I can't tell if anons are being ironic on this board anymore or if everyone with taste simply doesn't visit anymore because film and tv entertainment is dead and the only ones left to post on this board are unironic slop enjoyers
You know there are other threads about all kinds of shows and movies and you can also make your own threads about anything right?
Shin is juat K-Mart Zannah
Anyone that has read bane is aware.
I don't that.
Mostly Hylics watch Disney Wars.
Unless they're those broken sunk cost fans.
Mostly ex-eufanboys that are aware of similarities between Baylin and Shin and how much it mirrors Bane/Zannah, no different than filoni using Jacen stand in since they ruined any chance of Jacen solo ever showing up.
Darth Ke$ha was always lame
Davey-boy will make Ahsoka the Atlas to the Force.
It still blows my mind how a company with near limitless money still produces such bland uninspired work. They can hire the best of the best actors, cinematographers, sfx people, writers... and yet we get this. Sci-fi adventure shows like this should be exciting and inspiring but I tried to watch this because of that cute platinum haired girl and it was so tedious to watch. It just felt like there was 0 passion and joy behind the production. Like all the soul has been sucked out.
It's beyond entertainment being fucked now. Everything is fucked up, are you just now noticing?
It's like an old Trek ep we're living in when we forgot to do anything for ourselves.
>They can hire the best of the best
There is no such thing anymore. People with talent, passion and a singular vision are nearly extinct. It's basically Tarantino, Lynch, and Nolan and that's it. 99% of Hollywood productions are just assembly line created in a board room by people who only care about statistics. There's no George Lucas' or Lawrence Kasdans anymore. They're extinct. No more SFX artists that are experts of their craft. Just sweatshop studios in India.
No more artisans only diversity hires.
No real talent would ever want to work on slop like this though.
I missed her bros.
absence makes the heart grow fond
Next week, brother
>no Shin
>episode becomes irredeemably bad
it's not rocket science
Anyone made the new saber twirling meme gif of this scene yet?
Chills down my spine. Awesome.
Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford were relentlessly handsome. Hayden Christensen and Ewan Mcgregor are relentlessly handsome.
>trying to google for a summary for star wars rebels because the animation was shit
>everyone shills the fuck out of the show
am I actually missing out? the animation looks like slop but on the other hand I have no fucking idea who most of the characters in episode 1 where, besides Ashoka.
No.
Rebels is a chore to watch.
I read my post again and it was so riddled with spelling and grammar errors that I thought nobody would reply, thanks bro.
I'll just go in blind then, I can more or less understand context of it anyways.
So which one is it?
I'm also kind of turned off by western animation and watching 3 seasons just to watch the live action seems like a waste of time.
If your a lazy fan and love zogslop.
Go for it.
Do really want to know what happens? or do just want to belong?
>If your a lazy fan
Star wars visions were at least interesting and explored different art directions but Rebels beeing 3 seasons with the same shit animation is too much.
I couldn't care less about belonging to a franshise or a "community" I'm simply asking.
Rebels had a smaller budget than TCW and the first season is rough, just like TCW. It gets better as it goes on, especially the non-filler episodes, but it isn't as good compared to TCW. but stick with it, not only for Thrawn, but for Agent Kallus.
>ightsaber fighting was spot on
Are you blind? It literally wasn't. More than that if you compare Baylon vs Ahsoka fight with Anakin vs Ahsoka one, you'll notice that both Baylon and Anakin use the same moves, even that push enemy with the blade one.
Which means choreographer didn't bother to replicate Anakin's unique barrage of fast strikes fighting style.
Why does /misc/ pretend to like the prequels just to shit on Disney Wars? You know you can just call the prequels shit while still shitting on Disney, right?
The Prequels are good.
The Sequels are just Daisy staring & Finn screaming her name.
>The Prequels are good.
But they are dogshit.
>The Sequels are
I have not seen the sequels.
>I have not seen the sequels.
Then you don't have a right to an opinion
You have a right to an informed opinion.
You have no right to ignorant.
I have no opinion on the sequels. I have an opinion on the prequels which I have seen. My opinion on the prequels is that they are dogshit.
For the sole reason it didn't look like the OT?
For a multitude of reasons. Mostly that they did not need to exist and were just very obvious fan service cash grabs.
>I hate Ewoks!
>I like the prequels!
Yeah watched them when I was 7, Not 35.
How does that lead to you liking them? I was 12 when RotS came out and I found the entire movie super dumb.
More shitty filler, and the season is almost over.
Just watched this specific episode because why not, why does the music sound like it's BR2049?
Anakin series when?
Never watched Star Wars. How can Anakin be a master if he was denied master hood before his tantrum in episode 3?
>STrannies are mad about Filokino
>y-you can't have waifu and white men jedi!
Absolutely BASED.
Thank you Filoni.
Why does the green alien general have a human child?
Same way your dad has you
But both of my parents are white and of the same species.
yet they both had sex you never will
I think you're projecting bro.
I am so tired
In Boba Fatt they tried make you feel for these things.
>Yea the show is shit but l-look based old man Hayden doing fight choreography that almost looks as good as prequels from almost 20 years ago. Based Filoni! Based Hayden dabbing on that orange bitch Rosario! Subscribe to Disney + today!
Is Disney pushing some sort of "watch the show for /ourguy/ Hayden!" narrative here since they know this place hates women and brown people, especially when the characters they play are written like shit?
>Ahsoka dicky
>Clone Wars in live action
>Hayden finally swinging a lightsaber again
That's enough to be approved by this board, dumb frog.
dicky
She will always be a walking asterisk.
Robin Hood.
Rosie the Riveter.
/misc/ doesn't like TCW.
This is an OG Clone Wars board.
This.
Genndy was always George's first choice.
Why do you always feel personally adressed by mass market media? They put Christensen in because he is super popular.
>Is Disney pushing some sort of "watch the show for /ourguy/ Hayden!" narrative here
Not here, everywhere. They were still shitting on the prequels a few years ago
Nice.
>normalfag friend keeps pestering me about this show
>give it a chance
>it's still just girlboss shit with men giving orders and disobeying them
at least Hayden looked cool, all the other actors looked clumsy as fuck with their duels and action sequences, not that Hayden is without fault
never watching star slop again
Did she make you watch Harry Potter aswell?
>girlboss shit
Retard.
>I-I'm going to show him RO shit to prove my point
Brainlet.
You know that posting some unrelated shit doesn't make you look smart, right?
You it's rude to speak with your mouth full of goyslop?
>his only way to argue is using meme pics and buzzwords
lmao
Apposed to your monosyllabic comebacks.
Jedi are lame, Sith are cool.
That is all.
Just don't have any standards bro!
It's Star Wars!
I Just want to belong to something!
hayden clearly carried the whole scene, for not having done that shit for almost 20 years he still outclassed dawson which is awesome
still soulless nu-disney crap, was very nice seeing him in action again though.
Actually embarassed at the behalf of the other lightsaber fighters. Fat one and Shin, Ahsoka and Sabine.
This old guy just mogs them and the only thing holding him back in these scenes are Ahsoka because she can't keep up.
We need an Anakin series with Hayden.
>Vader show about him hunting jedi and remembering his past and the clone wars
It's so fucking easy.
>We need an Anakin series with Hayden.
No, just let it rest. Let it sleep, let it die
I'll see Ahsoka through but I'm done with this, but I'd like for Hayden to get an redemtion arc with all the shit he got from the prequels.
If that is under another director, good, I'd still watch it regardless because I'm retarded.
>We need an Anakin series with Hayden.
no we don't, i don't get why you guys ask for shit you know is gonna be FILONI'D so hard like boba fett and obviously ahsoka.
it's gonna be ten times as bad as the prequels, and i'm saying that as someone that enjoys III.
yes fucking this man. MAYBE give it to a competent director that'd let hayden show us what he can still do now, some fanservice were he hangs out with his son as a force ghost, but.. god i don't want to see any slop with hayden in it.
>no we don't
Yes we need it while it's still time for Hayden to be able to do it.
>i don't get why you guys ask for shit you know is gonna be FILONI'D so hard like boba fett and obviously ahsoka
You are right about this, we will get the usual monkey paw.
>it's gonna be ten times as bad as the prequels, and i'm saying that as someone that enjoys III
With a good director, it could be based as fuck, but Disney is too retarded to hire one and let him cook.
Wrong timeline again.
Test
ies
how did the test go?
You just know
Should I start smoking? Every based actor/actress in hollywood smokes. I feel like living past 60 will be hell anyways might as well make life short and sweet.
>how did they get him to look so closely to his episode iii version?
Digital de-aging
I guess Annie's refresher worked, because Ahsoka busts out two other Jedi's specialties after that.
FIrst Cal's technique of reading force echos on objects, then Ezra's specialty of communicating with animals.
At least for that second one she admitted she had no idea what she was doing with it after.
I can't help it, all this clone wars wankery feels so disingenuous
I'd like to point out that the episode is almost 50 minutes long, and almost nothing actually HAPPENED in it. The entire vision quest with Anakin doesn't lead to some new information, a grand revelation, or a change of character. It's just pure spectacle wank.
The resemblance is uncanny
Glad they got Hayden back, but i wouldnt mind if they got Anakin's voice actor Matt Lanter back. He;s actually quite a good live action actor and resembles Anakin too. I saw him act in this movie where he played Sarah Gadon's boyfriend.