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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To this?????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't get over how bad the casting for Elrond is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Celebrimbor looks like a star trek guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks good here tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He looks gay af. Why does everyone have a short zoomer cut

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            2nd age fashion maybe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why does the armor from several thousand years before lotr look like its on the same technological level?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The further back you go the better magical and crafting ability they had. Like Gandalfs and Frodos sword from LOTR was forged thousands of years in the past and it's the best they can get because of the dwindling magic of the world

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because Elves.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Short baby skull mongoloid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mommy

      Not the Mommy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like a meth prostitute u pay 5 bucks to bang

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is that hair on Galadriel
      She looks like a black girl after she finished boiling it to get her curly hair to look "straight"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Shit wigs are le good

      >Real hair is le bad

      Easy to spot the baldy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Celebrimbor actor is actually really good, pure classical Shakespearean actor. If they give him decent material he will be great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do they cast ugly or old elves? on the show and the movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kneel to your king

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He looks good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That crown
        Is that unironically made out of fricking paper mache?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >paper mache
          Wot, clearly metal foil

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm absolutely sure they'll make Gil-galad gay. After all, he never married or had kids.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is possible that they have given him a wife actually (or maybe he's courting somebody) zoom in here in you can see a woman standing next to him while the other elves are kneeling.
          Banquet picture there is also a female elf sat next to him but can only see the back of her head

          But if they make him have a wife then that asks the question why they never had children considering this show starts off during peacetime

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Elves are immortal. They're in no hurry to sire children, and the act of birthing one is spiritually draining on the woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Casting men on cheekbone width alone is peak zoomer aesthetic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They look about the same, honestly
      Elrond and Celeborn didn't exactly have the best elven look in the movies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give you Celeborn because he's a npc with no lines but Elrond looks fricking great.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Celeborn isn't on the TV show yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is suppose to be a 11/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should've just made them all black, no holding back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i actually thought the Galadriel was the only cool looking casting and her armor looked nice and not overly garish like game of thrones.

      and then i saw the dwarf cover....and the harfoot hobbits. dear god

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i actually thought the Galadriel was the only cool looking casting and her armor looked nice and not overly garish like game of thrones.

      and then i saw the dwarf cover....and the harfoot hobbits. dear god

      Wow, I never knew that Galadriel was a warrior. Why didn't Tolkien tell us?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So are they going to treat Galdriel as some immature kid when she is basically Elronds cousin grandmother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Galadriel is the human equivalent of the 26 year old at the start of the 2nd age, during LOTR an 87 year old.
        So yeah she will be different

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jews, my fren, israelites.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *dwarves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its not israelites you moron, its fricking white people that are responsible for all this frickery.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah it's israelites,israelites if you will

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His mom was from Harad ok be nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >genocide all the browns and blacks
      nice

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What could have been

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not convinced he would have been the best choice for the role, he has similar eyebrows sure but he never lost his punchable face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek i'll take even naoitends over this goofy looking fricker

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Galadriel is cast so well I don't care about Elrond or Celerimbor
    Cute!!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nu-Elrond is no more ugly than Weaving and I wouldn't dare bad mouth Cate but Morfy as Galadriel is close to perfection for me

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Liv Tyler as Arwen is the best elf of all time.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remember when pj hired every single tall model in kiwiland to play an elf?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this hidden propaganda?
    this might be the least offensive picture from that moronic show i have come across so far

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