>43% have backup man if current relationship ends
Bull fricking shit. They might not consider the beta orbiters relationship worthy, but they sure as hell count on them if they decide to leave.
>prime Natalie Portman butthole
I would try to sniff and ask politely if I could lick. Would probably be fired but if I was young and handsome maybe id get away with it
>how do actresses prepare for scenes like this?
Hershlag started young, so she showed she was an expert in this film. >casting couches >"personal coaching" >filming "special" or "exclusive scenes" >"the director/producer/actor needs to talk to you alone" >general seduction >she wants something really bad >"close" or "intimate" scene practice
I could go on here. But Hershlag loves doing this kind of shit. Any kink you see above (and more), Hershlag was an expert in before she hit 14. And this isn't even the dirty stuff.
The memorize their lines, go to make-up, wardrobe, done.
They don't think twice about it otherwise, actors have a very chill mindset regarding being seminude/nude. Remember Portman wanted to go fully nude for this movie and the director didn't include the scene.
imagine being a boom mic operator on the set of Closer. you're trying to concentrate on your work but Hershlag is spreading her pink anus in front of you. suddenly a smell fills your nostrils and you collapse on the floor in a spasm of ecstasy crying "hershlag! hershlag!" The last thing you see as you slip from consciousness is Natalie and the director standing above you with an exasperated look on their faces. "Not another one!" they say, but you're already gone.
I was a key grip on that production.
I still remember when craft services brought out the greasiest bean and cheese burritos instead of the usual spread that day. By the time we got to that scene late that evening, half the crew were running back and froth from the shitter.
They ended up using the first take in the movie because Hershlag shit herself during the second and when she tried to get off the table, she smeared her bean shits all over the set.
she was so embarrassed, she took the pink wig off and tried to wipe it up.
All these years later and I still cant see a burrito without thinking of Natalee's pungent shits.
>turkey neck >chinless >soulless israelite shark eyes >no hips >no ass >no breasts
Neta lee porthole hershlag is a meme and only desired by low test betas
Is it me or does she have a big butthole? My butthole takes up roughly 1/5 of my total ass crack area but Porthole's looks like it's like 1/2 the area.
Wtf?
>dummies and virgins think her anus is the dark shadow >not knowing this pic is the low res that doesn't show anything, and in the high res you can clearly see her anus wrinkles above the shadow
Since she's israeli she probably had to wax her bootyhole.
Your pink in your butthole doesn't show unless it gets ate beforehand
in the casting directors office, then producers office
Can’t tell if it’s lighting or is her butthole brown
Most women's buttholes are brown
>tfw gf’s ass and pussy are bubblegum pink
I love redheads bros
top tier girls have pink nipples and pink ass holes, anything else is shit tier
variety is the spice of life anon
That's literally just racist
And?
>leh raycismmmmm
So do a lot of other guys, probably.
(most women cheat)
Relationships are really all people live for, aren’t they?
>43% have backup man if current relationship ends
Bull fricking shit. They might not consider the beta orbiters relationship worthy, but they sure as hell count on them if they decide to leave.
her butthole is brown
What exactly happened to that thong?
Probably wrapped around some wardrobe person's dick as we speak
They are women. They were born to be prostitutes.
It's also why trannoids will never be able to compete.
Get out of my head
Showing your butthole is not that big of a deal
lets see your butthole movie anon
t. dirty onlyfans roastie
Could that scene be made today, now that we have toilet paper?
>prime Natalie Portman butthole
I would try to sniff and ask politely if I could lick. Would probably be fired but if I was young and handsome maybe id get away with it
I lick for she
Hopefully by taking a massive shit right before
Pay Harvey Weinstein a visit
God her sweet little bootyhole probably tastes like bagels and salmon mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lazy town sure looks better since I was a kid
anal bleaching
imagine sniffing prime natalie portman's butthole
not even licking it because you don't deserve that, but just sniffing it
The same way you prepare for a colonoscopy
Are buttholes brown from heavy use or does the poop dye it somehow?
That's because of friction.
The acidity of the poop dries the skin
that's legitimately gross that you can see her butthole.
yeah, it's an affront to good taste that i couldn't smell it
couldn't see more of it you mean
You can’t
grow up
>how do actresses prepare for scenes like this?
Hershlag started young, so she showed she was an expert in this film.
>casting couches
>"personal coaching"
>filming "special" or "exclusive scenes"
>"the director/producer/actor needs to talk to you alone"
>general seduction
>she wants something really bad
>"close" or "intimate" scene practice
I could go on here. But Hershlag loves doing this kind of shit. Any kink you see above (and more), Hershlag was an expert in before she hit 14. And this isn't even the dirty stuff.
Why you call her Hershlag?
>not naming the israelite every chance you get
ngmi
Why does she run away from her israelite name?
Actresses lose a ton of weight for roles like this because they're showing lots of skin
The memorize their lines, go to make-up, wardrobe, done.
They don't think twice about it otherwise, actors have a very chill mindset regarding being seminude/nude. Remember Portman wanted to go fully nude for this movie and the director didn't include the scene.
where can i find a natalie portman look alike (isrealite/american mix)
New york
which part
YONKAS
DOC! I NEED AN ENHANCEMENT ON THIS IMAGE A.S.A.P!!!
This place gave me a fetish for sniffing girls butts
Yes, by being prostitutes.
Never forget this crime against humanity.
>he burned all of it
onto which dvds?
kek
eventually this joke won't make sense once enough time passes
How? He kept the #butthole cut which wasn't visible in the nude shots.
he has private copies to jerk off on, he just says he burned them so no one will bother him
this is the whole point of being a photographer/director
100% bullshit
100% true
>He wants to see my bare ass much less than (even) my father would.
What?
>Ani? My Goodness, you've grown.
>So has your butthole.... grown wider, i mean... for a senator!
imagine being a boom mic operator on the set of Closer. you're trying to concentrate on your work but Hershlag is spreading her pink anus in front of you. suddenly a smell fills your nostrils and you collapse on the floor in a spasm of ecstasy crying "hershlag! hershlag!" The last thing you see as you slip from consciousness is Natalie and the director standing above you with an exasperated look on their faces. "Not another one!" they say, but you're already gone.
That is one stinky oink hole.
I was a key grip on that production.
I still remember when craft services brought out the greasiest bean and cheese burritos instead of the usual spread that day. By the time we got to that scene late that evening, half the crew were running back and froth from the shitter.
They ended up using the first take in the movie because Hershlag shit herself during the second and when she tried to get off the table, she smeared her bean shits all over the set.
she was so embarrassed, she took the pink wig off and tried to wipe it up.
All these years later and I still cant see a burrito without thinking of Natalee's pungent shits.
Imagine her blasting those warm, pungent gasses into your nostrils, bros.
>turkey neck
>chinless
>soulless israelite shark eyes
>no hips
>no ass
>no breasts
Neta lee porthole hershlag is a meme and only desired by low test betas
Is it me or does she have a big butthole? My butthole takes up roughly 1/5 of my total ass crack area but Porthole's looks like it's like 1/2 the area.
Wtf?
yeah but you don't regularly take wieners up your ass....do you?
can see her butthole
>look at the paycheck you'll get
>all feelings of shame disappear
>dummies and virgins think her anus is the dark shadow
>not knowing this pic is the low res that doesn't show anything, and in the high res you can clearly see her anus wrinkles above the shadow
by shitting, then declining to wipe
It's the most intimate and embarassing spot on a girl
good ol' brownhole i remember her from such films as jedi frickres part 3 hahahah