Telepathic space elves that have sworn off emotion, are secretly violent psycopaths that have to train their minds for decades to keep from murdering people with their super strength, who have green blood and who once every 7 years go into a mating mode that makes them physically and psychologically crave either sex or murder to the point that if they don't get one of the two of them, they die.
Vulcans would cull all females thousands of years ago, because females are inherently illogical. Vulcans in real life would be an exclusively gay society that reproduces using technology.
I have a question for star trek while we're at it. Do they have games? I've never heard anyone about a relevant star trek game but for such a big franchise it would seem weird for not to be anything. Like star wars has tons of it good and bad and even had an online one to interact with each other. So? are they games?
A modern day warrior >licks t'pol between the legs
Mean, mean stride >licks her vulcan pusy some more
Today's Tom Sawyer >tastes like plomeek soup
Mean, mean pride >kills some Romulans for she
like every girl who might be interested in you, they're fictional
does your dick have a mathematically ideal girth to length ratio?
I prefer a directx gf
She always freaks out about Uber drivers
They don't real
For me it's a Bajoran
>tfw i'll never marry and have kids with Major Kira
for me: borg
Voyager queen tho
I am in love with Kira Nerys
Good luck finding one that hasn't had 100 cardassian dicks.
Bajoran lovers like to prep and clean up after the Cardassian bull
>space elves
Roddenberry was a hack.
Telepathic space elves that have sworn off emotion, are secretly violent psycopaths that have to train their minds for decades to keep from murdering people with their super strength, who have green blood and who once every 7 years go into a mating mode that makes them physically and psychologically crave either sex or murder to the point that if they don't get one of the two of them, they die.
Star Trek came out before Tolkein's books.
aahaha, very nice. very good bait
I need to eat Vulcan ass bros
you don't
Heterosexuality is illogical
Logic goes out the window during Pon Farr
Need Klingon gf in Pon Farr because a Vulcan made advances
How do I get a vulcan trad wife?
Need to get a Beagle and name it Porthos for starters, just don't let Fauci near it.
>Need to get a Beagle and name it Porthos for starters, just don't let Fauci near it.
Underrated
Vulcans would cull all females thousands of years ago, because females are inherently illogical. Vulcans in real life would be an exclusively gay society that reproduces using technology.
A connoisseur of Moclan culture I see.
Vulcan males pon farr too or they murder each other, or they die. They aren't inherently logical, it's cultural integration.
>when an incel that is scared of females irl projects his thoughts
Get in shape and make money, then visit Comicon.
Please stop posting pictures of my wife.
BEHOLD: my wife
someone else already inside her
I'd vulcan death grip her clit with my lips
be yourself
>trek thread
>tendi troony hasn't showed up
This is the thread
don't summon them anon please
quick, make an Orville thread.
you do it pal
I have a question for star trek while we're at it. Do they have games? I've never heard anyone about a relevant star trek game but for such a big franchise it would seem weird for not to be anything. Like star wars has tons of it good and bad and even had an online one to interact with each other. So? are they games?
Many games.
first have a really, really, REALLY stupid name
A modern day warrior
>licks t'pol between the legs
Mean, mean stride
>licks her vulcan pusy some more
Today's Tom Sawyer
>tastes like plomeek soup
Mean, mean pride
>kills some Romulans for she
what
if Daron Malakian made a cameo appearance in trek show what role would he play
I cannot believe Strange New Worlds is going to do a Roger Rabbit episode with animated characters in real life. Jesus fricking christ. DROPPED
Logically